818 The goddess who threw me N times

Landlord: Pony has no armor

During the winter vacation of my senior year, Hong Xiaodou came to my house to play, took the opportunity to occupy my computer, and was reluctant to throw it away for dinner.I poked my head over to take a look, and it turned out that I was playing a game, no wonder the death depended on me and I didn't want to go home.I expressed my deep contempt for the naive Hong Xiaodou, Hong Xiaodou expressed dissatisfaction, and looked at himself on the screen complacently, "Look, I'm so cute and cute, I'm full!"

I took a closer look, and it turned out that a golden female doll was carrying a big sword that was taller and heavier than me, and she was jumping briskly like a rabbit, which obviously didn't conform to human mechanics.Looking at the top of the head, the black line immediately appeared.Nani?What's this?Ye Qiushui!This name has disappeared in my world for two years, and seeing it suddenly is still thrilling.

"Well, let's go to Hidden Sword Villa, all of them have the surname Ye." Seeing that my expression was wrong, Hong Xiaodou immediately became cowardly.

"There are so many people with the surname Ye, what is your name? Ye Xiaodou, Ye Feng, Ye Liushui, Ye Mengmeng, Ye Zizhu, why are you called this name!" I shouted!

"I think it sounds good!" While retreating, Hong Xiaodou mobilized her little girl, flew up, drew a golden line in the sky, and then fell to the ground with a bang, and the word Ye Qiushui turned gray.I saw a green word brushed in the chat bar, Ye Qiushui knight was successfully killed by [Outsider Visitors]!

What followed was a long list of schadenfreude, saying that Ye Qiushui, you are so handicapped, don't try to fly with just a few chicken feathers.

Hong Xiaodou pursed her mouth and clicked an option, and then jumped up and down again.For some reason, I suddenly felt refreshed and had a new idea.At this time, my mother came to urge Hong Xiaodou to eat, and she left reluctantly.I immediately sat in front of the computer and secretly reached out to the villain on the screen.

I first imitated Hong Xiaodou, clicked the space twice, flew straight into the sky, then fell freely, and clicked back to the camp.After coming out, he was entangled by the mobs not far away, and was beaten to death by the mobs tremblingly, before returning to the camp.Seeing a big river next to me, I jumped into it curiously, and sure enough, I was drowned again soon.I never tire of trying a hundred ways to die.I saw the green words brushing away.Knight Ye Qiushui was successfully killed by [Gopher Gate Minions]; Knight Ye Qiushui was successfully killed by [Wild Wolf]; Knight Ye Qiushui was successfully killed by [From Extraterrestrials]; the crowd marked with the word gang exploded pot.Qiu Shui, what's wrong with you, are your hands shaking?Qiu Shui, didn't you take your medicine today? Why are you so stupid?Go out, idiot, don't say you are a member of our cute master meeting!

After a while, Hong Xiaodou came back after finishing the meal in a hurry.I quickly stepped aside, pretending to pack my things.Hong Xiaodou took the mouse and walked a few steps, and shouted: "Sister, what did you do, my equipment is all red!"

I sneaked away, closed the door, and hid my achievements and fame.

In the next few days, I pretended to be reading a book and secretly surveyed this "cool" game.After hearing Hong Xiaodou say that "people" can be killed in the game, I became even more excited.When the winter vacation was coming to an end, Hong Xiaodou went home reluctantly.I quickly applied for an account and clicked into the login interface.Hong Xiaodou's regional server is actually saved on the computer, just right, here it is.I struggled with the character selection interface for a minute, and resolutely chose Tangmen. The reason was that I used a life-chasing arrow. Biubiubiu fit the image of a killer in my mind, so I named it Tang Henshui.

Imagination is beautiful, reality is cruel.Because I rarely play 3D games, I found that I couldn't even walk, so I stumbled and started to do tasks according to the instructions.Killed the sparkling civet, crossed mountains and ridges and was killed countless times by aliens, and finally paid homage to the hero's tomb.When I looked at the task description carefully, I found that there were some strange things around me.

A grown-up man in a toga with long sleeves, a high crown and tied hair, holding a sword in his hand, has been following me furtively for an unknown amount of time.I was a little stunned, and put a question mark in the dialog box.

"Oh, you are not dumb ≥▽≤"

I sent a =.= to him, am I familiar with you? Blame uncle.

The man became more energetic, "Are you Xiaobai?"

You are white, you are white, your whole family is white, this person is really weird, it is really annoying to slander me all kinds of things when we meet.I turned around and was really left, but was blocked by two gangsters.The strange Taoist drew out his sword and stabbed the little monster to death with two swipes, which was quite powerful.

"Miss Pao, let me protect you from now on, okay?" The Taoist priest faced me and brushed out a line of white words without any emotion, feeling somehow that he had some support in this unknown game world.

I grunted, and saw several dialog boxes pop up on the interface, which were the interfaces of friends, apprentices, and guilds.I clicked one by one, and since then began my third Nie Yuan.

This Taoist leader, let him be angry, not sharp or watery.Under his hard (si) hard (ming) training (la) nurturing (che), I finally grew into a high (dou) cold (bi) sister who wears a mask and leads a mechanism pig.On the day of graduation, he took me to Wendaopo, exploded a heart-shaped firework, and asked me if I wanted to be his love interest.Nani, I actually became a teacher's wife so quickly and ascended to become the wife of the gang leader. This reality is so beautiful that I find it difficult to accept it.But seeing the single-digit gang members in the guild are all watching, it’s not easy for me, a great master of martial arts, to get off the stage. Besides, the fireworks are said to be very expensive. If you don’t agree, it seems that I will also pay Sorry.So, I hummed. .When the idlers in the gang gathered enough to form a regiment, I became the wife of the regiment leader again, reaching the pinnacle of my gaming career.In fact, what else is there, turn off the computer, who knows who you are.

In fact, my greater interest is Ye Qiushui.On the day I graduated, I became a member of Haoqimeng, determined to kill the villains all over the world.When I enthusiastically added Ye Qiushui's enemy, I realized that this guy is a neutral person, and if she is killed, she will go to prison to move bricks.In an instant, my dreams were shattered, and the sense of loss was indescribable.So, under my various coercion and lure, Hong Xiaodou was kidnapped by me into the gang.I took care of her in all kinds of wu (can) micro (wu) not (ren) to (dao).

For example, summon her in the middle of the mountain to see her incompetent in the sky and incompetent in the earth, and be killed by visitors from outside the sky.Use the Gathering Order to pull her in among the little monsters, and watch her be beaten and escaped by stealth.Most of the time, he was bored and hid in the corner of Nanping Mountain, pursued Biubiu stealthily, brought a bunch of villains, and then watched Ye Qiushui create a golden vortex, die and rise again, rise and die again, tragic and tragic.With a sound of ding dong, Ye Qiushui from the secret chat said, "Don't be afraid, I'll protect you!" My heart trembled inexplicably, and I hurriedly quit the game.

After that, I lost my interest and didn't fall in love with games very much.When I have free time, I usually sit in the corner of Tangjiabao to look at the night sky, tease the pandas, and listen to the rain.Until one day, I was digging hard for the licorice and rhubarb I love, and I was going to send them to Hong Xiaodou.A blue light fell from the sky, and fell to my death at my feet. A little cannonball was acting cute in the close chat and begged my senior sister to save her. I looked around, and it seemed that I was the only one.This must be a novice, and the white is scary, so I educated her: "Our Tangjiabao only kills people, we don't save people!" The little cannon groaned and continued to lie down.I worked hard around her, saw her lying there for a few minutes, and asked in surprise, "Aren't you going back to the camp?"

“#谢谢迷入座场, it’s still a long way to fly back here”

I am really speechless.

"#笑脸师姐你知道 Where Tang Xiaoxi is? I've been looking for a long time#Grievance"

As a senior sister, it is my duty to join Xiao Pao Luo, so let her get away.I flew up and down the Tangjiabao with Rolling, and played hide-and-seek with the naughty Tang Xiaoxi. After a lot of hard work, I finally found it. When I was excited, I fell to my death at Tang Xiaoxi's feet.Gun Gun also flew over, crawling and rolling, and when he missed, he fell down and died beside me.The two laughed.A dialog box pops up on the interface, Gun Gun wants to worship you as a teacher, do you want to?I clicked yes.

With Xiao Pao Luo's company, it suddenly became more interesting.She doesn't go online much, but every time she sees her, she will send a smiley face and say, "Master, ummmah." She is cute occasionally, but sweet but not greasy.I work hard to do tasks by myself, and only ask me if I don't understand, and never drag me to upgrade boring dungeons.The gold sent to her was also returned, saying that she had earned money by doing tasks.So I secretly thought, this must be a lovely, independent and polite girl.I want to raise her well.

It's really broken.One day, I was patrolling the mountains with Hong Xiaodou again, and I was surrounded by villains, and the news of my being killed was all over the screen of the gang.The relatives and friends in the gang saw that we were being guarded, and they all came to support us, but unfortunately the strength was so different that we really couldn't beat them for a while.I want to say that if you forget it, there is no point in fighting any longer.At this time, I saw a military master descending from the sky on a white horse, with a blue light shining in his hand, it was a broken soul.Without saying a word, Zhan Bafang began to fight fiercely with the enemy. Seeing that Chengwu was backing us, our morale was greatly shaken, and we all started to fight back.

Winning or losing that day is no longer important, I just remember playing heartily and laughing together in YY after the fight.That's when I remembered the military master who jumped out of nowhere.I secretly chatted with him to express my gratitude for his righteousness, and he smiled and said, "Master, it's me, I'm rolling!"

Nani?Where is the cute girl that was agreed upon, and where is the little padded jacket of the agreed master?My heart shattered into pieces in an instant.