818 The goddess who threw me N times

Landlord: Pony has no armor

Seeing that 5.20 is coming, this is the first Valentine's Day after Qiushui and I are together.For this reason, I carefully planned and made quite sufficient preparations.First, I ordered a set of popular maid outfits from Taobao, and then took half a day off to go back in advance to decorate.What balloons and ribbons, delicious food and wine, and then light two candles, play romantic light music, the whole room is filled with pink bubbles.It happened that Qiushui had something to go out today, so I put on the maid outfit, looked left and right in the mirror, and I felt so cute!I don't believe it anymore, I've worked so hard, Ye Qiushui still hasn't taken the bait?

Suddenly the doorbell rang, it was really strange, Qiu Shui didn't bring the key when he went out?Open the door and look, the whole person is not well, Ma Dan!flood!Small!bean!Why are you here to join in the fun at this juncture!

Hong Xiaodou stared at my clothes curiously, Emma forgot it was out!I shut Ya out of the door with a bang, and hurried back to change a suit of clothes.The door was knocked bang bang, Hong Xiaodou shouted for help outside, what kind of show is this!I reluctantly opened the door and let her in.

Without further ado, Hong Xiaodou began to cry: "Oh, sister, you have to save me, my father took a big knife and said he would hack me to death, but my mother stopped me, and I will be homeless from now on ~~"

"Sister, you can just take me in. I promise that I will eat less meat and more vegetarians in the future. I only buy a new dress in half a year. I only need [-] pocket money every month. From then on, I will be a basic three, and I will not waste money anymore. Just for the sake of my aunt, accept me, and when I graduate and earn money, I will be filial to you!"

The black line on the forehead, these are amazing lines, did Hong Xiaodou take the wrong drug today, we can't afford marijuana!

At this moment, Ye Qiushui also came back, holding a big box, which looked very heavy, Emma, ​​could this be the legendary Valentine's Day gift, and she was too polite, so I hurried up to help put it away.Hong Xiaodou turned around and launched a tearful attack on Ye Qiushui, without even changing his lines.Ye Qiushui burst out laughing: "How old are you, and you still honor me! It will shorten your life! Tell me, what trouble did you cause!"

Hong Xiaodou sobbed and gave a general idea while crying.Isn’t it 520 soon? Ding Dong’s funny guy posted an intimate photo of himself and Hong Xiaodou in his penguin space, and then said, “Honey, I love you!”Hong Xiaodou, a bastard, saw his brain burnt when he saw the confession, so he forwarded it directly to his own space, and a reply came below: Husband, what a da! "

Hong Xiaodou is really a hero, she proved a truth with her fearless spirit: show affection, die quickly!Look at the landlord, I never show off!

My trendy aunt, who loves fighting landlords in the penguin game, discovered her daughter's new developments immediately, thinking that someone finally wanted her funny ratio, and happily clicked on it.After studying for a long time with reading glasses and a magnifying glass, and calling the old uncle to discuss for a long time, the two reached an unprecedented consensus. Hong Xiaodou's husband is actually a woman!

Women's women's women!It's worth it!Urgently called Hong Xiaodou back for questioning.Unexpectedly, the photo was opened, and before the torture, Hong Xiaodou was trembling with fright and began to cry, "Dad, Mom, it's all my fault, I shouldn't find a girlfriend, so you just forgive me Bar!"

When the old uncle heard that it was okay, he was so angry that he vomited blood. He went to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife and was about to hack her to death, but was stopped by his crying aunt.Uncle mighty!Most likely, he forgot that he didn't even dare to kill a chicken.

I also vomited blood, "You wouldn't say that the two of you are best friends, you two are like glue, it's just a joke between husband and wife!"

Hong Xiaodou opened her big innocent eyes: "Oh! Sister, why didn't you say it earlier!"

The point is, did I say it was useful?I'm not bored enough to browse the children's space; it's even more impossible to predict that my aunt secretly added Hong Xiaodou's friend; how can I stop the pace of the two funny Bi Aixiu; most importantly, I forgot to listen to everyone The words recharged Hong Xiaodou's IQ!

If you don't do it, you won't die!Hong Xiaodou used her blood lesson to warn everyone: Don't underestimate your parents, they may be browsing Weibo, sending WeChat, spying on your updates, and quietly scumming Jianwangsan!

Please like Hong Xiaodou for his dedication!

He had no choice but to take Hong Xiaodou in temporarily.I shared my heart steak with her, and the plate was shaped like my heart now, split in two.A Valentine's Day with such an atmosphere like Ma Dan was ruined by a funny comparison, and I want to kill her for my old uncle!

Doubi ate the steak, salad, and pasta I made with relish, and seemed to forget all the sadness and worries just now.In addition, I sincerely praised my cooking skills, and finally said that I would call Ding Dong to teach me that a good wife starts from the kitchen.I couldn't help but give her a blank look, with your IQ, it's hard to be on top in this life!

Of course, Erhuo is also a foodie, and he cleaned up the table in a short while.Ye Qiushui smiled lightly, ate gracefully, and didn't talk much.I just listened to Hong Xiaodou's blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!

Ye Qiushui saw me pouting and looking unhappy, and put his own half on my plate, so that we are one heart.Thinking of this, he couldn't help but smiled triumphantly.Ye Qiushui glanced at the two of us calmly, "Kids are easy to coax!"

Who is a child? Hey, don't forget that you are still a few months younger than me!Hong Xiaodou suddenly remembered something, "By the way, sister, the dress you were wearing when I knocked on the door just now was very pretty, where did you buy it!"

Ye Qiushui gave him an intriguing smile, and I quickly forked a cherry tomato to cover Doubi's mouth.

Cleaned up the bedroom, found some clothes for Hong Xiaodou, and urged her to wash up quickly.She also happily said that she would come to our room to lie down and talk together, but I threatened to drive her out, so she lay down and fell asleep unwillingly.After a while, he was breathing shallowly, as if he had fallen asleep.Erhuo is good, eat well and sleep well all day long without worrying, it’s a big deal, and it’s over after a night’s sleep.

When my aunt called, I took a deep breath and went to the balcony to pick it up.

"Xiaomi! Is Xiaodou with you?" Auntie's words were accompanied by crying and anxiety, pity for parents all over the world.The old uncle's roar came faintly from the phone, "Tell the little bastard to come back quickly, I must beat her to death today, it's embarrassing!"

"Don't worry, Xiaodou is with me, but you must not tell the old uncle. He is full of anger, and there is no guarantee that he will chase after him and cause trouble!"

"Woo~ Xiaomi, what do you think I should do, Xiaodou actually has an affair with a girl, you think she must be sick!"

I'm at a loss for words, what should I say?Don't worry, Xiaodou is very normal, as fashionable and avant-garde as her sister, and fell in love with a girl!

Seeing that I didn't speak, my aunt said angrily: "Xiaodou has listened to you since she was a child. You can persuade her carefully. I think she is obsessed with ghosts! Tell her to cut off contact with that woman quickly, otherwise she won't even think about it." You've entered Hong's house!" After speaking, she burst into tears from heartbreak.

If I persuade her, who will persuade me?I vaguely seem to see my own ending. If one day I have to choose between Ye Qiushui and my parents, how should I deal with it?My heart slowly picked up, and it hurt a little.

The familiar embrace hugged me from behind, the warmth made me want to cry.Ye Qiushui put his head on my shoulder, and whispered softly in my ear, "Don't worry, Xiaomi, I won't make it difficult for you! Your parents, I will find a way!"

Holding her hand firmly, he replied in a low voice.For the future, it is better to leave it to the future to worry about!Valentine's Day is not over yet, I'd better have fun while I'm proud!

Back in the room, Ye Qiushui said mysteriously that he would give me a gift.I wisely moved the big box over and opened it with anticipation. It turned out to be our wedding photo, enlarged to half the height of a person.In the photo, we are dressed in a holy wedding dress, holding hands, looking at each other with affection, and we look like a perfect match.I thought she was trying to have fun, but I didn't expect that she would do it again. I was so excited that I couldn't help but leaned forward and kissed her.My Ye Qiushui is really pretty no matter how you look at it.I was nympho clamoring to take a good set again, hanging one in every place in the living room, dining room, bedroom and bathroom.Ye Qiushui said quietly, "Are you going to be out of the closet like Hong Xiaodou?"

That's right, when he woke up all of a sudden, he was as stupid as Hong Xiaodou.My mother may come to deliver some oil, salt, sauce and vinegar someday, and it will be bad if she finds out.At least right now I'm not ready to deal with it.Ye Qiushui looked at my sad face, smiled and said, "Idiot, let's hang on the bedside!" I saw her eyes watering, as if there was endless love flowing, I couldn't help but kissed her again .

"Well, what happened to the clothes that Xiaodou mentioned just now?" She pushed me away calmly, and put on a narrow expression again.

"Ah? No, it's nothing. It's getting late, let's rest early!"

Ye Qiushui looked at me suspiciously for a while, but didn't seem to see anything, so he said calmly, "Go to sleep!" Turned off the light on the bed.

In the dark night, the fluorescence lights up bit by bit, rising slowly, filling the room, like little stars blinking playfully in the air.I hummed the old-fashioned tune softly: "Twinkle, twinkle, the sky is full of little stars~~"

Ye Qiushui sat up, and smiled at me softly in the faint light, with curved eyebrows and red lips, "Xiaomi, what kind of tricks are you playing?"

Another ray of light lit up, and the words "I love you" rose slowly, like a cloud gently drifting towards her, and she caught it with a smile.

"Qiu Shui, do you still remember Su Xiaomi who was looking at you out of the window? It was this song that brought me to you. You are the brightest star in my life. If you want, I hope you can be with me forever There is light around you!"

With a snap, I crushed the three words in Qiushui's hand, and a ring fell into her palm.Small diamonds are dyed with a mysterious color by faint fluorescence.

The atmosphere was so good, Ye Qiushui bowed his head shyly, gently picked up the ring, and said firmly, "I don't want it!"

Nani?This line is wrong, there must be something wrong!

The author has something to say: Many smart friends have guessed that Doubi came out, so why not guess why Ye Qiushui said no?