Robots are idiots

In the morning, Ji Shuyang was woken up by the rapid ringing of his mobile phone, frowning slightly, he touched the mobile phone on the bedside table, and saw that it was a call from his assistant Sang Xia, and woke up suddenly.After explaining a few words to Sang Xia, she hung up the phone, got up and got out of bed and hurried out of the room, not having time to wash and change her nightgown.

In the living room, the robot was lying on the sofa, and the book fell on the floor. He didn't even hear his door opening, and he was still lying lifeless. Ji Shuyang frowned deeply, and was more worried, and walked quickly Go and shake the robot's body gently: "Xiaoji, Xiaoji..."

He was used to having a robot wake him up at a fixed time in the morning, but today it exceeded the fixed time by more than an hour. His first reaction was not to rush to work, but to think that something might have happened to the robot.He knew that such a rapid evolution of intelligence, the robot must not be able to bear it, is the current situation tantamount to a crash?

Ji Shuyang felt a complicated, never-before-seen anxiety. The robot has never stopped working since it was delivered. He doesn’t know whether the robot needs to be turned on like a computer. If there is a startup program, where is the start button? ?He hugged the robot gently, reached out and stroked his back, but found no place like a button at all.

Just when he was about to put down the robot and go to get his mobile phone to call Xu Chenkai, the robot in his arms suddenly started to move. Ji Shuyang quickly let go of him and focused his gaze on his face.While the eyelashes were flapping, the robot slowly opened its eyes, and a few strands of light like electric current flashed in the eyes, and the hazy eyes gradually became clear.

"Master?" Lin Chuyi still didn't know what happened, her head was blank, but seeing Ji Shuyang in front of her was obviously relieved, and then she reacted belatedly, it seems that it's morning now, And he forgot to wake Ji Shuyang up, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, master."

Ji Shuyang's heart finally let go, and he stretched out his hand to comfort his back: "It's okay, as long as Xiaoji is fine."

"Thank you, master." Lin Chuyi was slightly moved. Although he is a robot now, he could clearly feel that Ji Shuyang was worried about him just now. In fact, even he himself didn't know what happened. The compulsion originally installed in the program The order was not implemented. It was a mandatory order to wake up Ji Shuyang at 7:[-] every morning.

"Master is going to be late for work, is it alright?" Lin Chuyi took out her cell phone in her pocket, and seeing that it was almost 9 o'clock, she said unhappily, "It's too late to go to the company now, I'm already late, sorry ,Owner."

Squeeze the mobile phone in his hand. This mobile phone was bought by Ji Shuyang a few days ago. Some phone numbers of Ji Shuyang and his friends are stored in it. Ji Shuyang will send him a message when he is free. Xiao occasionally chats with him.He understood that Ji Shuyang was training him, and was always very satisfied with his reaction.

Ji Shuyang smiled lightly, he, the master who was delayed in time, didn't have time to complain, this guy was extremely wronged, and he had to be the master to comfort a robot that made a mistake, and he comforted him helplessly: "It's okay, I haven't officially Going to work, it’s okay to delay a little time. Xiaoji, is there anything wrong with the program? Ask Chen Kai to come over and have a look.”

Ji Shuyang is still not at ease. The sudden stop of the robot's operation today really worries him. Even if Xiaoji is just a robot, after getting along for so long, he has long been used to having a human-like robot by his side. Even if you have a pet, you will be reluctant to give it up after a long time.

Lin Chuyi quickly shook her head: "Master, don't bother, my program is fine."

"Xiaoji, don't be willful. What happened to you today is obviously a procedural error." Ji Shuyang's tone was very strong. Seeing his dejected look, he softened his attitude a little, "Xiaoji, master I don't mean to blame you, if the program has problems and is not fixed in time, it will be too late once it crashes."

"Xiaoji doesn't want the master and the doctor to worry, does he? I promise the doctor won't bully you, be good, be obedient, this is the master's order." Ji Shuyang inexplicably felt that he was too indulgent to the robot, and the robot knew how to resist more and more His order, will also bargain with him.

Lin Chuyi understood that Ji Shuyang was doing it for his own good, but he was very worried. Last night, after making supper for Ji Shuyang, after Ji Shuyang returned to his room to rest, he would lie on the sofa and read a book when he felt bored. To pass the time like this, he, a robot, doesn't need to sleep at all.

But before I knew it, I felt very sleepy and tired. Before I had time to think about this sudden emotion, the hand holding the book became weaker and weaker. In the end, I didn’t even have the strength to bear the book. I gradually slipped under the sofa and tried to pick it up but couldn’t get up.Before losing consciousness, Lin Chuyi knew exactly how she felt at the time—very excited, and finally wanted to sleep.

In the end, he overslept and asked Ji Shuyang to wake him up, almost frightening his master. Lin Chuyi felt both apologetic and happy. It felt so good to be cared and loved by others.After the death of her parents, she never felt cared about, only being rejected by her aunt's family.

Sometimes it is quite sad to imagine that a real human being in the past is actually no better than a robot composed of a bunch of machines and programs.This kind of thought just passed in his mind, Lin Chuyi immediately cheered up, God gave him a chance to be reborn, no matter whether he is human or non-human in this life, he must take good care of it and cherish the people and life in front of him.

"Okay, listen to the master, I'll prepare breakfast for the master first." Lin Chuyi got up and said.

Ji Shuyang followed and stood up: "Well, if you have any questions, you must tell me, and I will call Chen Kai."

"Thank you, master." Lin Chuyi nodded with a smile, and turned to the kitchen to prepare breakfast.

According to the last test result and Xu Chenkai's analysis, he can upgrade the program himself, transforming other people's words and deeds into the robot's own language and behavior, so this time there is an extra sleep program?Lin Chuyi grinned involuntarily. Could he boldly guess that his soul is actually slowly merging with the robot's body?

But if this is the case, sooner or later that strange doctor Xu Chenkai will detect it, and then the secret of rebirth will be hard to hide.Forget it, I don't know when this day will come, not to mention it's just his wishful thinking, which has no reason at all, maybe just like Xu Chenkai's analysis, these are just intelligent upgrades of robots.

After the breakfast was ready and served on the dining table, Ji Shuyang also washed up, got dressed and went back to the living room.Lin Chu suggested that Ji Shuyang ate breakfast in silence, and went out of the living room to get newspapers and magazines from the mailbox of the villa. These things were originally prepared after waking Ji Shuyang up. Ji Shuyang used to read newspapers while eating breakfast.

"Xiaoji, go to Chen Kai's house to check your body at night. There is no equipment at home, so I can't test you. I have to go to work later, so I can only go there at night. If there is something wrong with the procedure, you must call me!"

Ji Shuyang looked at the robot tidying up the tea table, and neatly placed the brought newspapers and magazines on the coffee table. It seemed that there was nothing wrong. Everything was the same as usual, but when he thought of the situation in the morning, he had lingering fears and changed his words: "Today you go to Chen Kai’s house, I’ll pick you up after work.”

Lin Chuyi was taken aback for a moment. He said just now that he would go to check his body at night. How could it be that he would stay in that perverted doctor's house all day in the blink of an eye?He lowered his head and frowned, probably he really worried Ji Shuyang today. Ji Shuyang's attitude was very strong, and he couldn't allow him to protest at all. It seemed that he could only endure the perverted doctor for a day.

"Okay, Master." Lin Chuyi got up and walked to Ji Shuyang, "Master, don't worry, I read a book last night and suddenly felt very sleepy and wanted to sleep, and then fell asleep accidentally, and there was no order in the morning Start it. Master, let the doctor check the command program, maybe it was accidentally closed by me, and I don’t know how to start it.”

Ji Shuyang was surprised: "Xiaoji, do you need to sleep now?"

Lin Chuyi nodded, pretending to be serious and entangled, said: "The master and the doctor are going to sleep too."

The intelligence of this robot is rapidly evolving every day, bringing him infinite surprises. Ji Shuyang really wanted to take the robot to Xu Chenkai's inspection immediately, but today's work has been delayed for nearly two hours.If robots are like humans in the future, working during the day and sleeping at night, Xiaoji will evolve into a truly fully intelligent robot sooner or later.

After breakfast, Ji Shuyang didn't let the robot tidy up the dining table and kitchen. Seeing that the morning time would be delayed, Ji Shuyang hurriedly took the robot out, sent him to Xu Chenkai's villa, briefly explained the situation to Xu Chenkai, and drove away.

Lin Chuyi looked at Ji Shuyang's car going away, turned his head to look carefully at Xu Chenkai with a smirk on his face, and tightly held the book in his hand, as well as the tablet that Ji Shuyang bought him for fear that he would be bored, dissatisfied He stared back: "What are you doing?"

Xu Chenkai looked at the defense on the robot's face, touched his chin, leaned in front of him to look carefully, and asked nervously in a low voice: "Baby, tell Dad, is Master Shuyang particularly intimate with you... Don't hit me, you The one in your hand is the tablet given to you by Master Shuyang? If you smash it, it will be gone, baby!"

"I'm going home." Lin Chuyi hugged the tablet angrily, knowing that it was a mistake to stay here. Xu Chenkai, a perverted doctor, swore in front of Ji Shuyang that he would not bully him. Go, and began to say some nonsense that made him blush and heartbeat.

He is a robot. Although he looks like a human being, his body is full of machines and programs. Ji Shuyang is not a snake like Xu Chenkai. How could he do some strange things to a robot?

Lin Chuyi suddenly remembered something, and suddenly realized that when he was given to Ji Shuyang, that perverted doctor dressed him as a maid, comparable to a "humanoid prop" in a special hobby club.Could it be that Dr. Pervert deliberately made such a beautiful robot and gave it to Ji Shuyang for the purpose of... an inflatable doll?

Ma Dan, if this is the case, he will definitely break through the order and beat up the perverted doctor Hai Bian!

"All right, all right, it's all dad's fault, dad won't tease you anymore, let's go check your body now." Seeing the robot's temper turned up, Xu Chenkai was heartbroken to please him, but the robot still didn't want to see him as always, "later Now your master still calls to inquire, if you don’t give him an explanation, you don’t need to beat me to death, he will hang me up and kill me..."

"No, why do I feel the sad reminder of being demolished by crossing the river? I have gone through untold hardships and spent three years and six months to build such a perfect intelligent robot. I kindly gave it to him as a companion. You just obey him. , why even I have to obey him? Xiaoji..."

"Doctor Wei, what are you thinking about all by yourself? Do you still need to check your body?" Lin Chuyi interrupted Xu Chenkai speechlessly.

"Don't call me Dr. Weird, call me Dad!" Xu Chenkai slapped his head, seeing the robot frowning, he quickly stroked his head flatteringly, and continued to feel sad. It's not good for a robot to be too smart, it's not good at all. Obedient, "Put things down and go to the lab."

Only then did Lin Chuyi obediently put the books and tablet she had brought on the coffee table. After thinking for a while, she took out the mobile phone from her pocket. The mobile phone can easily interfere with the signal. With so many devices in the laboratory, he is a robot after all. In case any procedures were interfered with during the inspection, he would be the one to suffer.

"So good, I suddenly feel that I am a great doctor!" Xu Chenkai touched his chin and sighed, ignoring the robot's white eyes, his face was full of pride, sadness was just an occasional emotion, no matter how much the robot didn't want to see him, it couldn't be tolerated The neglected achievement is worthy of his proud lifetime achievement.

The author has something to say: Remarks: In fact, this article is the history of the evolution of robots into humans, so dear friends, don’t worry about those things~o(*////▽////*)q

Sang Xia: I heard that it takes 1000 years for a robot to become a human! [From JJ Lin's "No. 89757" and "After 1000"]

Mu Xiao: Don't wait until 1000 years later, the world will no longer have me!

Su Ran: At that time, in the red and yellow desert, who can unravel the loneliness that has been entwined for thousands of years!

Xiaoji: The three snake spirits are sick~~~