Robots are idiots

Even if Ji Shuyang said there was no salary, the compensation Ji Shuyang gave was more tempting than the salary. Lin Chuyi excitedly got up from the bed early in the morning, made breakfast, broke into Ji Shuyang's room, and paid Digging up the sleeping Ji Shuyang.

Ji Shuyang sighed helplessly, lying on the bed and staring at the excited robot. It is not a good thing to make the robot too excited. Once the robot is too happy, it will behave abnormally. For example, the robot is so excited that it flies up. up.

Picking up the phone and glanced at the time, it was very good, it was half an hour earlier than usual, and the deviation of the robot was not ordinary.Ji Shuyang was still staring at the ceiling in a daze, a piece of clothing suddenly fell from the sky, he grabbed the clothes with quick eyes and hands, and turned to see the robot frowning at him.

"Master, don't be in a daze, get up quickly, the breakfast is going to be cold." Lin Chuyi also wanted to go to the company early and ask Sang Xia to teach him how to get a membership card. Ji Shuyang also made a task for him yesterday. Completion, there are additional rewards, he still doesn't know the process, how to complete the task?

As for the extra rewards, Ji Shuyang made a nasty trick, letting him stalk him, but Ji Shuyang still gritted his teeth tightly, and just said that he would tell him after completing the task.

Lin Chuyi was looking forward to it, although he knew that it would be difficult for Master Shutu to write a short story, but if it was impossible, it would be fine to ask Master Shutu to write him a sentence of encouragement for his study and progress.

Ji Shuyang got up helplessly and got out of bed, pinched the robot's face hard, took the clothes prepared by the robot into the bathroom, and turned around to see the robot folding the quilt with a sly smile on his face.Smiling and shaking his head lightly, the robot has grown more and more humane. It has only been less than two months from having human emotions to being lazy now.

After breakfast, Lin Chuyi impatiently brought the dinner plate into the kitchen, made a cup of tea for Ji Shuyang, and quickly returned to the kitchen to wash the dishes.

Ji Shuyang glanced at the rapid movement of the robot, raised his eyebrows, and said lightly: "Xiaoji, don't be so anxious, you can leave it and wash it at night."

Lin Chuyi brushed the bowls and pots, and said without looking back: "I must be exhausted after working all day, so I don't have the mood to wash so many dishes."

tired?Are robots still tired?This is really a novel thing, long experience.

Ji Shuyang took a sip of tea, leaned back on the sofa, relaxed, with a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, he didn't think the robot would know what it was like to be "tired".Maybe it's just that after listening to Sangxia's complaints too much, the robot naturally thinks that going to work will be very hard and tiring, and it will subconsciously develop such a mentality.

"Master, do I need to prepare anything? For example, a certificate? I have an ID card!" Before leaving the house, Lin Chuyi remembered that he was going to work, but he didn't prepare anything.

"No, you're not a regular employee, you're just going to help Xiaoxia, let's go." Ji Shuyang picked up the car keys and pulled the robot out. This guy really thought he was going to work, but he was alone at home Boring, the company hasn't officially opened yet, so I took him there to pass the time.

Lin Chuyi nodded, followed Ji Shuyang out, watched the car drive all the way, and arrived in an unfamiliar environment, although it was still a bustling street, it was a pity that it was obviously not the square he had been to before, and looked at Ji Shuyang suspiciously : "Master, where are we going? I remember going to Xiaoxia's place, not this way!"

"Of course, I usually take you to Qifan's company, not where I will work in the future. I went to Qifan's company to learn management. Xiaoxia is my assistant, and I will naturally work with me in the future." Ji Shuyang patiently explained.

"Oh? I don't know how serious it is!" Lin Chuyi nodded. To him who is still a student, it sounds very complicated. It will not be easy for Ji Shuyang to manage such a huge company by himself in the future.

If he remembers correctly, Sang Xia is not from City S, but was once an assistant manager of another branch company, with the same job as Mu Xiao, and traveled all the way to City S to work as an assistant for Ji Shuyang.

The car drove all the way and turned into a square that hadn't opened yet. Ji Shuyang found a parking space and parked the car. Lin Chuyi opened the door and got out of the car. He looked up and looked around, looking at the huge square.

Many stores in the square are still being renovated. A high-rise building rises in the middle. Connecting to the high-rise building is a six-story shopping mall. There are huge spray-painted recruitment advertisements on the outer wall, and facility engineering personnel come in and out.The entire square is under construction and is still under construction and decoration. It can be seen that this place will be a bustling commercial center in the future.

In the very center of the square, there are more than a dozen tables lined up side by side, holding up parasols, and the staff with work cards are entertaining the people coming and going.

Lin Chuyi saw Sang Xia sitting under a parasol at a glance. Obviously, Sang Xia was very busy and didn't notice him at all.

Looking up at the job advertisements on the outer wall, a huge company naturally recruits countless employees. Lin Chuyi read each of them with a tangled face, and tugged at Ji Shuyang's sleeve beside him: "Master, to be honest , if I apply for the job, according to my conditions, what position do you think I am suitable for?"

"Our company does not employ underage child labor."

"I mean what if, what if!"

Ji Shuyang looked at the robot with a smile that was not a smile. When the robot received his gaze, it immediately put on a serious expression, with a hint of evil in its eyes, and pretended to say thoughtfully: "Are you... the cashier or the cashier?" Tally."

Lin Chuyi was hit hard in an instant. Of course, it's not that the cashiers and tally staff are bad, but everyone has higher pursuits. Generally speaking, there are no high education and experience requirements for grassroots staff, which means Said he had no education and experience.

"Don't worry, there are opportunities for promotion in every working environment. Even cashiers and tally clerks can become managers one day. Working in stores and shopping malls has a higher chance of promotion than other industries. " Seeing the battered appearance of the robot, Ji Shuyang comforted him with a smile.

"Is there really no other job that is suitable for me? For example, the above-mentioned business agent logistics, assistant or something..."

"Yes, I think there is a profession that is more suitable for Xiaoji."

"Xiao Xia!" Lin Chuyi was interrupted by a familiar voice before he finished speaking, turned around and saw Sang Xia appearing behind him with a smile, and asked expectantly, "What occupation?"

"Suppress!"

"What is that?" Lin Chuyi wondered.

"In layman's terms, it's plainclothes security management. Your daily job is to patrol and catch thieves in the store. As long as Xiaoji pushes a shopping cart and puts on an innocent face, no one will suspect that you are an anti-theft officer, hahahaha ..." Sang Xia burst out laughing after finishing speaking, seeing Lin Chuyi puffed up her face, waved her hands and said, "Just kidding, don't be angry."

"Ma Dan, when I finish and come back, I will occupy the position of general manager." Lin Chuyi grinned and swore.

"Okay, wait for you!" Ji Shuyang patted his head with a smile in his eyes.

Enough joking, when Sangxia knew Lin Chuyi's intentions, she immediately pulled him under the parasol happily, sorted out the forms on the table, and handed them to a girl next to her: "Xiao Jiang, go up and do the entry work. , take all the completed forms in your hand, and leave the task here to Chuyi."

"Okay, Assistant Sang." The girl quickly took the form in Sang Xia's hand, tidied up the forms on her desk, smiled and nodded at Lin Chuyi, and left holding the form.

"It's quite stylish." Lin Chu touched his chin seriously, and in the next second he received a light slap on the head. After touching his head, he turned to stare at the smiling Ji Shuyang.

"If you don't die, you won't die." Sang Xia tapped his head with her fingers, pulled him to the place where the girl was sitting, pointed to the form on the table, and stuffed a pen into his hand, "You The work to be done is very simple, if a customer comes to apply for a membership card, you have to ask the customer to show their ID card and contact number, and to register, see the content on the form.”

Lin Chuyi looked down at the form. The content to be registered was actually very simple. It was nothing more than the customer's name, address, ID number, contact number, and membership card number.

"There is also a gift of a pack of tissues for the membership card. Don't forget to give the tissue to the customer." Sang Xia continued, "The information must be filled in completely, and it will be entered into the system in the future to activate the membership card for the customer. It's still early, customers There are not many, and there may be queues later, so don't run away."

"I'm very reliable." Lin Chuyi looked determined, looking down on him so much?Does he seem unreliable?

"Hey, I hope you will do what you say. If you complete the task, my sister will give you a gift."

"Really? What gift?" Lin Chuyi expressed his anticipation. This would make a lot of money. In addition to Ji Shuyang's reward, he could also get Sang Xia's reward. Suddenly, an idea flashed in his mind.

"Xiao Xia, you know the Great God of Sunset Return, then do you know the Great God of Shutu? I am a fan of the Great God of Shutu, can you ask the Great God of Shutu to write me a small story, there is no small story, write a paragraph to encourage me to learn and progress It’s fine, just write it by hand.”

Pfft, Sang Xia has a depressed face, Ji Shuyang has a big belly, is it really okay to bully a simple child like this?

"Xiaoji, Shuyang also knows Great God Shutu." Sang Xia cautiously probed, carefully watching Lin Chuyi's expression.

"Two-pronged approach, maybe I can get two more." Lin Chuyi thought happily, "How about this, Xiao Xia asked me to ask Master Shutu for an encouragement, and I asked Brother Shuyang to help me get a small one." Fanwai, you have to remember to ask Master Shutu to write TO Lin Chuyi."

"The world of idiots is really not something we mortals can understand!" Sang Xia rolled her eyes indecently, and suddenly understood Ji Shuyang's bad behavior. Even she couldn't bear to have such a cute idiot in the house. I just wanted to tease him, "I remember that Shuyang's house has many collector's editions of great masters of different paths."

"It's all mine."

Lin Chuyi's proud appearance was very unflattering. While Sang Xia wanted to flatter him, she also took care of him. Ji Shuyang bullied his own idiot fans so much, wouldn't he be afraid that the idiot fans would fight back in the future?She didn't think that this guy was a good-natured guy, and the troubles would never end. Some Ji Shuyang was as big as two.

Just about to continue talking, several middle-aged aunts walked over together, Sang Xia patted him on the shoulder: "Work, work, put away your stupid mode, work hard, sister think about what you want award."

"Let's go!" Lin Chuyi was instantly confident, picked up a pen and waited for the first customer solemnly.