Robots are idiots

After being busy for a week, it finally arrived on Friday. As soon as Lin Chuyi got home, she threw herself on the sofa, ignoring Ji Shuyang, who was behind her with a deep smile, turned over and lay on her back on the sofa, her eyes followed Ji Shuyang. He took off his suit jacket and went into the room to change into home clothes.

Not long ago, I vowed that I would work part-time to earn money. Although I knew that the job was not easy, at least I was full of curiosity and anticipation at the time, and I was full of energy.Now I finally understand why so many office workers say they want to go back to their school days.

As far as his work experience of this week is concerned, he also feels that it is better to go to school and repeat the same thing every day. Once the freshness wears off on the first day, it will be numb in the next few days.If he hadn't boasted about Haikou back then, for Ji Shuyang and Sang Xia's reward, he would have wanted to run away a long time ago.

Lin Chuyi lazily got up from the sofa and sighed softly. This kind of work is more suitable for girls. After graduation, his mood may become different. Now his mind is mostly still on his studies.

"What? Are you bored?" Ji Shuyang put on his home clothes and walked out of the room. Seeing the robot leaning on the sofa weakly, he joked, "I remember that you are obviously very interested and full of energy."

Lin Chuyi cast a sideways glance at Ji Shuyang, then jumped up from the sofa, ran to Ji Shuyang, and said flatteringly: "Master, in order not to delay my homework, I will wait until next week. Study hard at home. It’s mid-June now, and in two and a half months, I will go to class when the school starts.”

Ji Shuyang raised his forehead, if he remembered correctly, no one would have promised to send this robot to school, right?Where did the robot get its confidence?Look at his stern and calm look, to use the words on the Internet: Absolutely overcompensated.

"I told the doctor that I will go to No. [-] Senior High School in the future. If I fail the entrance examination, my efforts will be in vain. Master, don't you think so?" Lin Chuyi dragged Xu Chenkai out very unkindly Be a scapegoat.

"Yes, Xiaoji, it's late, let's make dinner." Ji Shuyang patted his head helplessly.

He still doesn't know the little girl in the robot's heart, Xu Chenkai is even more opposed to exposing the robot than he is, and it is impossible to agree to the robot's request. Maybe the robot said that it is true to go to No. [-] Senior High School, and that's all. That's all I said, as for whether Xu Chenkai agreed, the robot obviously ignored it automatically.

Ji Shuyang looked at the back of the robot obediently making dinner, walked to the sofa and sat down, touched his chin. He seemed to have discovered another characteristic of the robot, that is, the robot will automatically block if it sounds unpleasant.

This kind of arrogant temperament, who knows where did you learn it?It seems to be a bit like Xu Chenkai, Xu Chenkai also belongs to the kind of personality that will selectively block information that he thinks is unpleasant.

The same is true for this robot. If they object to what he wants to do, the robot will automatically ignore it, and wait until a while before grinding it out until they agree.However, this personality of the robot is also targeted. In front of Sang Xia and the others, he appears quiet and sensible, but only shows his temperament in front of him and Xu Chenkai.

Lin Chuyi put the prepared meals on the dining table, called Ji Shuyang who was resting with his eyes closed, to come over for dinner, put the plate on the other corner of the dining table, and dragged a chair to sit next to Ji Shuyang as usual, resting his chin Watching Ji Shuyang eat.

Since the last time he had an accident with stealing something, he never had the chance to eat it again. He thought of the feeling when he tasted the taste countless times. It was definitely not his illusion. He clearly tasted the salty taste of the soup.

It's a pity that Ji Shuyang watched too closely. He didn't have a chance to eat again. In fact, he was also worried in his heart. In case of such a crazy upgrade, he couldn't guarantee whether the robot's body would collapse.If the program is garbled and the memory bank crashes, will the robot's body be destroyed?He dared not take the risk.

Forget it, take your time, at least the current life is very comfortable, there is nothing wrong with being a robot, except for the lack of some senses, his life is no different from that of a human being.It's just that the relationship with Sang Xia and the others is a bit troublesome. If you really can't hide it, you can confess at a big deal. According to their personalities, they will definitely like him more as a robot.

"What are you thinking? So happy?" Ji Shuyang looked up and saw the robot smiling silly, and shook his head with a chuckle.

"It's nothing." Lin Chuyi withdrew her wild thoughts and asked with a smile, "Master, if Xiao Xia and Xiao Xiao know that I am a robot, will they like me more?"

"What do you think?"

"They will definitely like me more!" Lin Chuyi is very firm. Even Ji Shuyang likes him as a robot, and the gentle and considerate Sang Xia and Mu Xiao will definitely cherish him even more. How can robots be very rare? Bar?

"Smug." Ji Shuyang picked up the end of the chopsticks and tapped his head. Seeing the robot, he immediately frowned and hugged his head tightly, and chuckled, "They like a person and don't care about the identity of the other person. Don't worry, they don't care. I will care if you are human or not. Xiaoji, you can be more confident, in our hearts, you are the same as us, understand?"

"Thank you, master!" Lin Chuyi was very touched. He could feel everyone's sincerity. This group of people could tell at a glance that they were not ordinary people. The people in this circle were all outstanding in a certain field, such as Sunset Return and God of different ways.

"Then, master, do I still have my reward? Will the master help me talk about the short story with Master Shutu? There must be a lot of unpublished works in the computer of Master Shutu, even if they are drafts and unwritten If you have finished the story, just show me one of them?"

Ji Shuyang was quite helpless, this guy was getting more and more aggressive, that day Sangxia laughed wildly and talked to him about the "two-pronged approach" of robots, and had to admit that robots were really smart, knowing that he might not work here, Just go digging the corner of Sang Xia's wall and start from Sang Xia's side.

This time he was really hit by the robot. He still has a lot of original manuscripts in his computer. Some unpublished short stories are all plots written when he had enough inspiration. Many of them have not been used and have been preserved to this day.

"Okay, I'll go and talk to Shutu. As for whether the other party is willing to show it to you, I can't guarantee it."

"Thank you, master. I understand this truth. Even if Master Shutu has closed his pen, his manuscript is still very valuable. If it is submitted to a magazine, the price must be very expensive. However, master, you must make it clear to Master Shutu, I absolutely absolutely I won’t spread it outside, hide it and read it secretly, I am reluctant to share it with others, it belongs to me alone.”

"It's good to know!" Ji Shuyang smiled and patted his head, having already made a decision in his heart.

After Ji Shuyang finished his dinner, Lin Chuyi packed up the dining table, returned to the kitchen with the plate, soaked the empty bowl in the sink, opened the cabinet to make a fruit plate, made another cup of tea, and rested while watching TV on the sofa. Ji Shuyang went out.

Occasionally, thinking about it, Xu Chenkai was full of bad humor when he made this robot. The robot took care of these behaviors of Ji Shuyang, and he looked like an authentic maid in a maid outfit.

When the robot was occupied by his soul, in order not to make Ji Shuyang suspicious, he persisted in these habits, so sadly he could no longer change them. Fortunately, Ji Shuyang has no eccentricities. According to Xu Chenkai, this robot It also comes with a "bed warmer" function.

Every time Lin Chuyi thinks about it, he thinks of Hai Bian and Xu Chenkai. When changing clothes, he sees the traces left on his body when he was put together. It's no wonder that Ji Shuyang can get his hands on such terrifying traces.A robot is a robot after all, and it's not a real inflatable doll. How about letting an inflatable doll cook for Ji Shuyang, wash clothes and clean up?

"Xiaoji, I'll go back to the study to deal with business. Do today's homework yourself first, and check it for me when you're done." Ji Shuyang leaned on the door frame of the kitchen with his arms folded, watching the robot clean the kitchen happily, feeling inexplicably Even if you live alone, you will not feel lonely with the company of robots.

Lin Chuyi turned her head and glanced at Ji Shuyang: "Okay, master, can I play games after I finish my homework? Xiao Xia said that today is Friday, and there are many activities in the game tonight, and there are more people online. Take me to Make an advanced copy."

Ji Shuyang gave a soft "cough", and used his fist to his lips to cover up a faint guilty conscience, a feeling of pain from lifting a rock to his own foot. At first, he was afraid that the robot would be interested in CV and YY, and encouraged the robot to play games. Well, I have been thinking about playing games, playing dungeons, and participating in activities all day long, and I never get tired of it.

I wondered if I should find some other novelty to divert the robot's attention, and remembered that the robot seemed to have other requirements besides short stories or episodes written by him?Write a handwritten sentence to the robot to encourage him to study hard?Where is it written?You can't take a blank sheet of paper, can you?

So he tentatively asked: "Xiaoji, I remember you once said that you want to write a sentence in Shutu's own handwriting? What do you want Shutu to write? Have you figured out where to write it?"

Lin Chuyi paused for a moment as he wiped his hand on the tray. He hadn't thought about this question before, and his face was full of confusion. After a long while, he asked cautiously: "Master, last time you said that all the books of Master Shutu in the study room were given away. Me, don't you?"

Ji Shuyang nodded.

"Then can I take a copy to Mr. Shutu? Let him write words of encouragement on the book."

"How about this, Xiaoji, is there anything you particularly want? About Shutu?" Ji Shuyang asked.

Lin Chuyi put the tray in his hand back into the cabinet and thought hard. Now that he has so many books of great masters of different paths, some of them are very precious collector's editions, it seems that there is nothing else he wants, so he shook his head.

Ji Shuyang raised his forehead. This guy usually looks like a standard idiot when facing Shutu. Now he made the request, but he couldn't say a word. It seems that he still needs to figure out a way by himself. He touched his head and comforted him, "Then I'll ask Shutu if there is anything I can give you."

"Thank you, master." Lin Chuyi was very happy, and secretly looked forward to it. Compared with the encouragement of Mr. Sutu, he wanted to meet Mr. Sutu. What kind of person is a person who can write so many exciting and majestic novels? ?

"Well, let's do homework after taking a break. I'm going back to the study." Seeing the robot so happy, Ji Shuyang lamented the robot's worship of Shutu. He himself didn't know that the illusory vest can fascinate a robot!

Back in the study, Ji Shuyang glanced at the huge bookshelf. Most of the books on the bookshelf had been moved by robots, and other things that could reveal his identity were locked into the cabinet in time.

Taking advantage of the absence of the robot, Ji Shuyang opened the cabinet, flipped through the information booklet, and suddenly thought of it, a slight smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. Now, the robot who got the gift will probably be crazy with excitement.