Robots are idiots

In the evening, as soon as Ji Shuyang got off work, he packed up his things and prepared to leave. When he walked out of the general manager's office, Sang Xia was sorting out with a large stack of forms in his hands: "Xiao Xia, I have something to do today. I'm off work first, and you should go back early."

Sang Xia looked up at Ji Shuyang who was showing a little fatigue, and asked with concern: "Shuyang, what happened? You look very tired. The company is busy these days, pay attention to rest, what can you do?" Ask Qi Fan and Xiao Xiao to come and help."

Ji Shuyang pondered for a while, and planned to hide the robot. Even if he didn't tell it today, Sang Xia would find out sooner or later: "Xiaoji didn't feel well last night..."

"Is Xiaoji all right?" Sangxia was very excited when she heard the words, and quickly packed up her things and piled them neatly in a corner of the desk, "No, I don't worry about Xiaoji, I'm going to see him."

Xiaoji is such an intelligent robot, if Xiaoji hadn't told the truth himself, she would never have thought that Xiaoji was just a robot made by Xu Chenkai. Even now, she still loves Xiaoji as a younger brother.

"Don't worry, with Chen Kai here, nothing will happen. Xiaoji is already awake, but he can eat now." Ji Shuyang watched Sang Xia tidy up his things quickly, turned off the computer, turned around and took out the bag from the cabinet , comforted helplessly.

"Let's go back quickly, don't make Xiaoji wait too long." Sang Xia dragged Ji Shuyang out of the office, turned off the lights and locked the door, "Xiaojie can finally eat, but every time we eat and drink together, he can only be pitiful." Watching from the sidelines, it's very cruel, now I can finally eat with us, I will treat him to a big meal this weekend."

Ji Shuyang nodded: "Xiaoji is still at Chen Kai's house, go and bring him back first."

"I want to call Xiaoxiao and ask them to come over together. We must celebrate this event. Let me and Xiaoxiao make dinner." The more Sangxia thought about it, the more excited she became, and she couldn't wait to take out her phone and give it to Mu. Shino called.

Ji Shuyang on the side looked at Sang Xia's excited mood, and was very happy in his heart. Just as Sang Xia said, the robot took care of his daily life every day, but he couldn't enjoy it. More than once, he saw the robot look eagerly at the food, It hurts people to look at it.

When Lin Chuyi thought that Ji Shuyang was the master of different ways, he couldn't calm down at all, and walked up and down in the hall restlessly. Seeing that it was almost time to get off work, he couldn't wait to run to the garden and wait for Ji Shuyang to come to pick him up. he.

Seeing the behavior of the robot, Xu Chenkai wiped away bitter tears. Didn't he treat the robot well enough?At any rate, it was a robot he created through untold hardships, but it was a pity that there was no room for him in the heart of the robot.

No, it’s only been a day since the robot started to miss its master. It’s still more than half an hour before the off-duty time, running in and out is not peaceful for a moment, just like his master, its ability to cross rivers and destroy bridges is getting better and better.

Lin Chuyi was counting down with her mobile phone, estimating the time from Ji Shuyang's company to here, standing at the iron gate and looking out, seeing a familiar car approaching from afar, she couldn't help being a little excited, and quickly opened the iron gate .

"Xiaoji, are you feeling better?" As soon as the car came to a stop, Sang Xia jumped out of the car and ran to the robot. Seeing the dumbfounded expression of the robot, she nervously touched his head on tiptoe, "Not yet." ?"

Lin Chuyi didn't expect that Sang Xia would come, and planned to have dinner with the "God of Different Ways". Probably Ji Shuyang told Sang Xia about him, and Sang Xia came here because he was worried. Disappointed, someone cares about him so much, it's too late to be happy.

"Xiao Xia, I'm fine. I just suddenly feel very hungry. I have no strength in my body. It's just an upgrade of the shutdown. I'll be fine when I'm full." Lin Chuyi told the truth. Looking at Sang Xia's expression, she knew that Ji Shuyang had told her in advance. pass.

"Although it's unbelievable, it's a good thing to be able to eat. Xiaoxiao and Qifan will come over after buying the ingredients. Today, Xiaoji has a good rest. Let me and Xiaoxiao cook you a hearty dinner. Don't you always Do you want to eat the dishes made by Xiaoxiao? I will let you eat enough today, and I promise you will have endless aftertastes."

"Thank you, Xiaoxia." Lin Chuyi was very happy, and couldn't help but look forward to it. He had heard that Mu Xiao was a superb cooker and could make all kinds of snacks and desserts, and now he finally had the chance to try it.

Lin Chuyi heard footsteps behind her, thought of Xu Chenkai who was at home alone, and asked, "Doctor, do you want to go back with us? Xiaoxiao and Xiaoxia cook for us today."

"You still have a conscience." Xu Chenkai tapped the robot's head with his fingers, and greeted Sang Xia with a smile.

Back at Ji Shuyang's villa, Lu Qifan and Mu Xiao's cars were already waiting at the door.

After parking the car, Lin Chuyi hurried over to help Mu Xiao carry things, looked at the large and small bags in the trunk, and asked doubtfully, "Why did we buy so much? Can we finish eating? Do you want to send Chen Mu and Xiaoyou also called over."

"Okay, there are so many people, you go in first, and I'll go find Xiaoyou." Sangxia said proactively.

Isn't the purpose of her transfer to S city just to reunite with this group of people?Compared with the past where she could only chat in the group, her life is much more fulfilling now, and she finally understands Li Xin's feeling that she will depend on S City for her life and refuses to go home, and she doesn't want to go home either.

Carrying the bought ingredients into the kitchen, Lin Chuyi opened the cupboard and took out the cups and tea leaves. After brewing the tea, she brought it to the hall. At this time, Sang Xia also brought Shao Chenmu and Chang You over. Chang You's stomach was getting bigger and bigger. Big, like blowing a rubber ball, the last time I saw him he wasn't that big.

Lin Chuyi stared at Chang You's stomach curiously. He had been thinking about a question. Even if Chang You was a mermaid, he was still a male mermaid. How to give birth to a little mermaid?Is it a caesarean section?

I will ask Ji Shuyang this question later. I wonder if Ji Shuyang knows?Also, the child born is not necessarily a mermaid, right?Maybe it's the same human being as Shao Chenmu.

Inexplicably, they feel that their circle of friends is amazing. He is a robot, Chang You is a mermaid, and maybe there are even more little-known secrets hidden, but he doesn’t know that. Li Xin and Xu Chenkai can also be classified as demons and ghosts. Lin Chuyi Steal fun.

Lin Chuyi wanted to help in the kitchen, but was kicked out by Sang Xia and Mu Xiao, so she could only go back to the lobby and listen to their chat. Suddenly, she remembered something, and quietly sat beside Chang You, leaning over to whisper in his ear After a few words, he dragged Chang You upstairs.

"What's the matter? Is there anything you can't say downstairs?" Chang You looked at the mysterious Lin Chuyi amusedly, wondering what funny things this robot would do, as long as he thought of the person standing in front of him A robot, he felt incredible.

Lin Chuyi first helped Chang You to the sofa. Chang You was the key protection object of their group, and he couldn't tolerate any mistakes. He had never been in contact with a pregnant person, so he became nervous when he saw it: "Sit down first, we Speak slowly."

Chang You smiled softly, let the nervous robot help him to the sofa, and comforted him: "Xiaoji, don't be so nervous, the baby is about to be born now, it's very stable, and nothing will happen."

Lin Chuyi couldn't help touching his stomach, looking forward to the birth of the child, this would be the first child in their group, thinking of the problem hidden in her heart, now she finally figured it out.

Shao Chenmu is the god of returning home at sunset, no wonder Ji Shuyang knew Shao Chenmu, and they had a good relationship. Sang Xia became acquainted because of his previous cooperation in radio dramas with Shao Chenmu.

Now think about it, if it wasn't for this relationship, how could they have known each other for no reason?Sang Xia doesn't live next door to Ji Shuyang, nor is she a classmate or colleague, so how could she know Ji Shuyang?

"Xiaoyou, I heard Xiao Xia talk about you and Chen Mu before. You were a fan of Chen Mu at first." Lin Chuyi likes to listen to Sang Xia's gossip the most. He grinned from ear to ear.

"Well, what? What did you find?" Chang You gently rubbed his lower back, probably because the due date is approaching, and the pelvis and waist are particularly sore and painful recently, and he wished he could give birth to the baby in minutes.

Seeing the sly eyes of the robot, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he probably understood the meaning of the robot. This robot is a fan of the great god of different paths. He often worships the great god of different paths in the group, but he doesn't know that his master is Different ways.

Probably Ji Shuyang deliberately teased the robot without revealing his identity. They also thought that the robot worshiping different ways was very cute, so they helped Ji Shuyang hide his identity. They didn't expect this robot to be so smart that they could find it out.

Lin Chuyi scratched her head in frustration. Fortunately, she was wearing a robot shell, otherwise she would have blushed so hard that she couldn’t see anyone. Everyone knew that Ji Shuyang was Shutu, and he was the only one kept in the dark. He was still dancing so happily in the group, now he's really embarrassing.

"The master is the master of Shutu, right?" Lin Chuyi asked dejectedly, "I checked Xiaoxia's Weibo today, and Xiaoxia is obviously the master's assistant, but when it comes to work on Weibo, Ai Tutu is often mentioned. God."

"The most obvious one is that she went on a business trip. When she first met Su Ran, she said that she had dinner with Mrs. Xu every day. Xu Shida and Shutuda were abandoned. Su Ran and Xu Zizhou were in the same company as her. What's the matter with Tuda?" The more Lin Chuyi thought about it, the more embarrassing he felt, in fact, many things were obvious, but he didn't go into them carefully.

Chang You lowered his head and chuckled, patted him on the back to comfort him: "Xiaoji is very smart!"

"Don't comfort me, it's too embarrassing." Lin Chuyi felt that she couldn't look at everyone directly, and her IQ was in a hurry.

"Pfft, it's not me hitting you, it's a little bit, but don't worry, Xiaoxiao will put you at the bottom, the matter between him and Brother Qiefan, that's shameful, I definitely didn't secretly blackmail him behind his back." Chang You couldn't help it Laugh out loud.

It seems so, actually think about it carefully, both Mu Xiao and Ning Qi have done a lot of poking things on the road of love, he is not too shameful, besides, he is a robot, the shell of a robot is the best Excuse.

Thinking about it this way, Lin Chuyi felt much more comfortable, but she always felt that something was wrong. They both ended up as lovers. Why should they be compared? He and Ji Shuyang don’t seem to have that kind of relationship...

Mu Xiao's culinary skills are really superb. Lin Chuyi felt that it was necessary to worship Mu Xiao as his teacher. He wanted to open his heart and eat and drink heartily, but was blocked by Ji Shuyang, so he could only eat pitifully. Ji Shuyang prepared a small bowl of rice for him, and a small dish that was not enough to look at.

"Xiaoji, don't worry, you just learned to eat, you can't eat too much at one time, Xiaoxia and I have made so many meals, we definitely can't finish them, I will put them in the refrigerator for you later, if you get hungry later, You can reheat it before eating." Mu Xiao comforted, "If you like my cooking, ask Shuyang to bring you to my house tomorrow, and I'll make it for you."

"Okay, okay, I'll go tomorrow." Lin Chuyi was completely conquered by Mu Xiao's cooking skills, and turned her head to look at Ji Shuyang expectantly.

Ji Shuyang had no choice but to pick up some more food for the robot: "Eat what's in the bowl, and you can't eat any more. If you get hungry later, eat again. When Chen Kai has the result, you can eat as much as you want by then." OK."

Lin Chuyi nodded, and could understand Ji Shuyang's approach. The energy tank in his body had just formed, not to mention that it was only defined in this way for the time being. Whether he could digest all the food required further research by Xu Chenkai.

In case food residues pile up and cause damage to the parts, he will really be disassembled and cleaned up. Just thinking about it makes his whole body twitch, the head and limbs are all removed, and the body will also be dismantled. The visual sense of human anatomy .

If one day there is an excretory system, everything will be fine, Lin Chuyi thought happily, he can eat, and the formation of the excretory system should not be far away.

After dinner, Mu Xiao and Sang Xia tidied up the dining room, threw the bowls and pots into the sink coolly, filled them with water and ignored them, and dragged him to the garden for tea.

"You are so free during the day, I will save these housework for tomorrow to pass the time for you, now let's drink tea and chat." Sangxia put a cup of tea in front of him, said with a smile, then leaned back on the chair, comfortably Take a breath.

Lin Chuyi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, well, no matter what they said, they were right.

It wasn't until after ten o'clock that everyone left. Before leaving, Mu Xiao and Sang Xia had helped him clean up the table in the garden, and threw the tea cups into the sink for him to wash together tomorrow.

There were only him and Ji Shuyang left in the villa. Lin Chuyi followed Ji Shuyang into the villa, locked the door of the hall, turned around and looked at Ji Shuyang's back, his mood quickly swelled, and he rushed to hold him. Ji Shuyang's arm: "Master, are you hungry? Do you want to make you supper?"

Ji Shuyang was slightly taken aback, looked at the smiling robot amusedly, held his hand and said, "After drinking so much tea and eating so many dried fruit snacks, why are you hungry? Could it be you who are greedy?" Have you eaten?"

"No!" Lin Chuyi rubbed her nose, "Master, are you going to take a bath? I'll prepare a change of clothes for you and put in the bath water. Do you want to rub your back? I'll rub your back for you?"

Ji Shuyang frowned unobtrusively, something is wrong with the robot, what happened?It's not always an excuse for gluttony, is it?To please his master, and then go to eat?

"Xiaoji, I won't give you anything until the food in your energy tank has been digested." Ji Shuyang said firmly, blocking the robot's delusion.

"I don't want to eat." Lin Chuyi hid the evil spirit in his eyes, withdrew the hand held by Ji Shuyang, and ran upstairs quickly, "Master, I'll prepare a change of clothes and bath water for you ,Wait a moment!"

Ji Shuyang looked surprised, what happened to his robot?