Robots are idiots

During the lunch break, Lin Chuyi was idle and bored, lying on the desk with her mobile phone in her hands and scrolling through Weibo. If she had known this, she would have lunch with Ji Shuyang today, and she could take a nap in Ji Shuyang's office at noon.

It's just that I haven't eaten with Fei Zeyang for several days. Seeing Fei Zeyang's sad face, he immediately surrendered and went to the famous pot restaurant with Fei Zeyang. He ate to death, it was so delicious up.

Sit up straight and glance at Fei Zeyang, who was snoring on the desk. Lin Chuyi put down his phone and took out a novel to read. For him, the suspenseful novels written by Ji Shuyang are a hundred reads. Not tired.

"Chu Yi, you seem to like this great master of different ways?" Fei Zeyang opened his sleepy eyes, his head still resting on his arms, and asked with his head sideways, "I see you carry his book with you every day."

"It's my destiny." Lin Chuyi replied without hesitation, and continued to flip through the words in his hand.

Fei Zeyang chuckled: "Come on, why don't you follow those girls and talk about your life all day long."

"..." Just as Lin Chuyi was about to say a few words, the phone on the desk rang. She took a peek and saw that it was Mu Xiao's call, so she quickly picked it up, "Hello, Xiaoxiao."

"Xiaoji, are you taking a lunch break? I have good news for you, Xiaoyou's baby is born." Mu Xiao's voice was filled with joy.

"Really? I thought it would be a few days later, at least until next week. I didn't expect it to be a few days earlier. How about it? Is the baby a boy or a girl? Cough, you know, how is Xiaoyou doing now? "Lin Chuyi wished she could skip class and run back to Chang You's house.

"Boys like Chen Mu, come over together after school. Now that I'm still helping at Xiaoyou's house, I know you'll be happy, so I'll be the first to call you and take classes well. Both Xiaoyou and the baby are healthy. "

Lin Chuyi nodded vigorously, but after thinking about it, Mu Xiao couldn't see again, so she hurriedly said, "Well, Xiao Xiao, thank you for your hard work, please send my regards to Xiaoyou and Baobao first, after class, I will go there with Brother Shuyang and Xiaoxia .”

"Wait for you to come back... Doctor Cheng Zhe called me, let's do this first, see you in the evening."

"You're busy, it's important to take care of Xiaoyou." Lin Chuyi hung up the phone and didn't bother Mu Xiao anymore. Changyou's situation is very special and he must not go to the hospital. Fortunately, Dr. Cheng Zhe is still there.

Dr. Cheng Zhe has encountered this kind of situation before and has some experience, but Dr. Cheng Zhe alone is definitely not enough. Therefore, as early as a month ago, Dr. Cheng Zhe called Mu Xiao and Shao Chenmu to treat them. training.

At least when Chang You gave birth, they could be there to help. In Chang You’s case, the only option is a caesarean section. Lin Chuyi can’t wait to go back to see Chang You and the child, but unfortunately there is still an afternoon of class .

"What's wrong? Who gave birth?" Fei Zeyang saw Lin Chuyi holding the phone in a dilemma, why did he seem more restless than his wife having a baby?

Lin Chuyi opened WeChat, and while sending a WeChat message to Mu Xiao, she said: "A friend of mine just gave birth to a son. I asked another friend of mine to send a photo to see. The baby's parents are so genetically Well, the baby must be cute."

Lin Chuyi originally wanted to talk about the two fathers, but it was astonishing to think about it. Fortunately, she changed her words in time and stared intently at WeChat on her mobile phone. In terms of appearance, children don't know who they look like.

Suddenly remembered something, Mu Xiao said that Chang You's baby is a human being, and it would be great if he could regenerate another mermaid like Chang You in the future, which would be consummation, otherwise it would be a pity.

"Your friend... so old? Are you married and have children?" Fei Zeyang felt like he was in Sparta. How old is Lin Chuyi?How can there be a friend who is married and has children?

"It's brother Shuyang's friend, and also my friend." Lin Chuyi unceremoniously rolled his eyes at this single cell. Even if he is not very old, it is normal to have a friend who is a few years older than himself. You are only a year or two older than him.

Mu Xiao finally sent a WeChat message. Lin Chuyi couldn't wait to open the photo, and raised the phone in front of Fei Zeyang: "Look, Xiaoyou's baby, is it cute? The baby looks like his father, just like Xiaoyou Neither."

Fei Zeyang shrugged helplessly. He had no interest in Xiao Maotou, but seeing Lin Chuyi's excited look, he couldn't bear to hurt his mood. He took a closer look at the phone and found it was indeed cute. He nodded in appreciation and said: "Yes, very cute."

Lin Chuyi snatched the phone proudly, and lay down on the table to enjoy it.

"You boy, why are you making it look like your wife is giving birth to a baby? Look at you, when you give birth to a fat son in the future, you will probably fly into the sky." Fei Zeyang patted him helplessly. on the head.

Lin Chuyi rolled his eyes, noncommittal, of course he couldn't explain why, if Fei Zeyang knew that Chang You was not only a man, but also a mermaid, his jaw would probably drop in shock.

After finally getting out of class, Lin Chuyi packed her schoolbags as quickly as possible, said hello to the students in the class, and ran out of the classroom quickly, leaving the whole class staring blankly.

"Zeyang, Chuyi didn't take the wrong medicine today, did he? Or did he give up the treatment?"

"I can see that he was so restless this afternoon, and it doesn't look like something bad happened. Instead, he just smirked alone."

"Shouldn't you be possessed by an evil spirit? Hahahaha..."

"Okay, stop guessing, Chuyi's friend gave birth to a fat son at noon, and he is in a hurry to go back to see the baby." Fei Zeyang held his forehead helplessly, this Lin Chuyi was a little troubled, Can get the attention of the whole class.

Lin Chuyi ran all the way to Ji Shuyang's company, and as soon as he reached the entrance of the employee passageway, he saw Ji Shuyang and Sang Xia come out before he could catch his breath: "Master, master... let's go back and see Xiaoyou." ?”

Ji Shuyang frowned, walked up quickly to support Lin Chuyi, and pinched his face: "Why are you running in such a hurry? Chang You's child can't run long, and he can be seen at any time, don't be so Reckless, I would worry."

"I was wrong, Master." Lin Chuyi rubbed his nose awkwardly and showed a flattering smile. If Chang You was just an ordinary human, he wouldn't be so excited, but Chang You is not a human, but a mermaid. He was curious !

"Okay, don't blame Xiaoji, I've been excited all afternoon. Ever since Xiaoxiao finished making the phone call, I wish I could miss work and run away, but Xiaojie also needs to be calm. What if something happens in a hurry? We would be very worried."

Sang Xia touched Lin Chuyi's head on tiptoe, and then said, "Xiao You is very precious, and Xiao Ji is equally precious."

Lin Chuyi was even more embarrassed. Everyone cherished him as a rare treasure. They drank more water, ate more food, and walked more, all afraid that something might happen to him. In fact, he was also very worried. One day, my body lost control.

When they arrived at Chang You's house, Mu Xiao was preparing dinner for everyone in the kitchen. Sang Xia ran to take a look at Chang You and the baby, and then went to the kitchen to help Mu Xiao. Chang You and Bao Bao are here.

"Xiao You." Lin Chuyi walked quickly to Chang You's bed, Chang You was pale, but not asleep, and was looking at the stroller beside the bed with a smile, "Xiao You, are you okay? I got the little photo, the baby is super cute."

"Well, I'm fine, but recently, I'm afraid I won't be able to maintain my human form. I need to save my strength to recover my body." Although Chang You's complexion is not very good, after all, he lost a lot of blood after the caesarean section, but he is still in good spirits.

Lin Chuyi breathed a sigh of relief. In the afternoon, she was still worried about whether Changyou mermaid's body would be very different from that of human beings.

Turn around and gently pinch the baby's soft little hand. The baby has been sleeping with his eyes closed, and occasionally spits out bubbles from his mouth. It is said that the baby is going to spit out the amniotic fluid or other gas left in the body.

But the appearance of spitting bubbles is so cute that blood splattered three feet. Lin Chuyi couldn't help scratching the baby's pink and tender skin with her fingers. Seeing that there were many sticky and dirty things on the baby's head, she asked: "Baby Have you taken a shower yet?"

"Of course, when it came out of the belly, I just wiped it with a clean gauze. The baby can only take a bath tomorrow, and Dr. Cheng Zhe will bathe the baby tomorrow." Ning Qi said quite researched.

Lin Chu nodded with a clear understanding. He really doesn't understand this knowledge, and he has learned a lot: "Then what does the baby eat? Xiaoyou doesn't have breast milk..."

"I drank a little glucose just now, and after I pooped a few times, I can drink some milk powder. Even women don't have breast milk just after giving birth, and they won't have breast milk until the next day... The baby's meconium is black. of……"

Lin Chuyi slapped Ning Qi on the head unceremoniously, and continued to pinch the baby's small hands and face. The more she looked, the cuter she became. I don't know what will happen when the baby opens his eyes.

Suddenly remembered something, and said: "Now the baby looks like Brother Chen Mu, but didn't everyone say that if the baby is just born like father, it will grow like mother in a few days, and the baby will not look like Xiaoyou in the future, right?"

Chang You laughed softly: "There are also individual cases, the baby can look like anyone, but it's better to be like me, otherwise I will always feel that I have no credit at all. Looking at this little guy now, his facial features don't look like me at all. It's too unfulfilling. "

Lin Chuyi lowered her head and carefully looked at the baby's facial features. The more she looked, the more she looked like Shao Chenmu, and she smiled happily: "The big deal is that I will have another little mermaid like you in the future. This is just right."

Chang You couldn't help blushing, turned his head away, and pulled the quilt with the hand that was not connected to the IV: "Let's talk about it later, and it doesn't necessarily happen to be a mermaid. What if it's a human baby again?"

"That's not bad." Ning Qi agreed, whether it was a human baby or a mermaid baby, they were all cute in his eyes.

Lin Chuyi and Ning Qi stayed with Chang You in the room until dinner, when Shao Chenmu came in to replace them and asked them to go to dinner first, while Shao Chenmu stayed with Chang You. Chen Mu spends time alone with Chang You.

Lin Chuyi walked out of the room, closed the door gently, and saw Shao Chenmu bent down through the crack of the door, kissing Chang You's forehead tenderly, his eyes were full of gratitude and affection, he quickly closed the door, and felt a little hot Face.

After dinner, a group of people left after staying for a while. Chang You had just given birth and needed to rest. With Dr. Cheng Zhe here, they didn't have to worry too much. Lin Chuyi was really reluctant to part.

"Let's go, you can come and visit at any time." Ji Shuyang took the robot's hand. I really didn't expect a robot to like children so much. "Is there a lot of homework today, go back and do your homework."

Lin Chuyi was stunned immediately: "Fuck, I forgot what homework I have today? Go back and call Fei Zeyang."

"..." Ji Shuyang raised his forehead, he really wanted to imitate Sang Xia's complaints:

Xiaoji, you win!