Robots are idiots

Lin Chuyi froze all over, feeling Ji Shuyang's scorching breath spraying on his face, a little itchy feeling, the moist corners of his lips became more and more sensitive, if his current body was not a robot, his palms would definitely be sweating from tension up.

Ji Shuyang's kisses are too ambiguous, usually pampering him on the cheek or forehead, that makes sense, he is a robot after all, it is normal for people to kiss kittens, puppies or dolls when they are excited.

In a sense, a robot can be called a humanoid pet. Ji Shuyang expressed his love for the robot, hugging and kissing, he can accept it, but kissing the corner of the mouth seems too intimate, right?

Ji Shuyang hugged the robot in his arms and stroked his hair gently. He was delighted by the shyness in the robot's eyes. He inexplicably remembered that when the robot first arrived at home, it was cold and emotionless, and now it is getting closer to humans physically and mentally.

"Dong dong dong..."

"Master, someone is here, um... I'll go eat some cake first." Hearing the knock on the door, Lin Chuyi subconsciously pushed away Ji Shuyang's arms around his waist, almost jumped up, and her steps were messy ran to the cabinet.

"Please come in!" Ji Shuyang replied in a deep voice, shaking his head helplessly, but the smile on the corner of his mouth never faded, watching the robot take out a shopping bag from the cabinet, which was filled with all kinds of pastries, and said, "Go to the sofa Let's eat."

"Xiaoji, are you back?" It was none other than Sang Xia who came in, but there was another person behind Sang Xia.

"Xiao Xia." Lin Chuyi smiled and nodded at Sang Xia, took a small cake and walked to the sofa, placed it on the tea table, without unpacking it, silently watching Sang Xia report the work situation to Ji Shuyang.

Lin Chuyi was a little familiar with the person Sang Xia brought in. He was the financial director of the financial office next door. Ji Shuyang seemed to have said just now that Sang Xia accompanied the financial director to check the financial office.

Lin Chuyi suddenly thought of his future. In fact, he was a little bit confused about his future. He didn't know how long this robot's body could last. If it accidentally malfunctioned or got a virus, he would die.

It has been a long time since he had a diet system, and his body has never experienced any other evolution. Except for the alarm program that suddenly broke out today, this is not an evolution. Can the program itself only evolve to this extent?

Lin Chuyi was a little disappointed. Ji Shuyang would take him to Xu Chenkai's house for regular checkups. The energy tank in his body was very complete and could digest everything he ate and convert it into energy. As for the principle, Xu Chenkai is still studying it.

Other than that, there is no change in his body. His body is still full of components, his head is still full of various chip programs, and the gaps made up of his body still exist. Lin Chuyi silently expects that one day when he wakes up, his body The gap is gone.

"What are you dazed about?"

Sang Xia's beautiful face suddenly magnified in front of her eyes, and Lin Chuyi was slightly startled. Then she came back from her mind wandering, shook her head in embarrassment, turned to glance at Ji Shuyang, who was reading the form, and found that the financial director had already gone.

"How did you watch the basketball game today?" Sangxia threw the folder in her hand on the coffee table, walked around the coffee table and sat beside him, unwrapped the cake on the coffee table, and handed it to him, "Hurry up, eat it just now What are you thinking?"

Lin Chuyi took the cake and watched Ji Shuyang secretly. Ji Shuyang wore a smile that was not a smile, and ate the cake with a small spoon. It seemed that Ji Shuyang still cared about his involvement in group disputes matter.

"What's wrong? Did Fei Zeyang's team lose?" Seeing that the robot remained silent, Sang Xia asked curiously.

"We won, but there was a fight later..."

"What? Fighting? Xiaoji, have you been implicated... How come there is blood on your clothes? You were injured... No, you are a robot, why are you bleeding? Is that Fei Zeyang's blood?" Sang Xia seemed very excited, checking Lin Chuyi up and down.

Lin Chuyi quickly explained: "Xiao Xia, don't be nervous, it's not my blood and Fei Zeyang's, it's someone else's..."

Lin Chuyi calmed down Sang Xia's excitement, and explained to Sang Xia in detail what happened in the gymnasium. He knew that Sang Xia cared and loved him very much, and he was reluctant to let him suffer a little bit of harm.

"It's fine, I'm scared to death, Xiaoji, I think you should stay away from that group of guys with strong limbs and simple minds in the future. Those guys are in the rebellious stage, unwilling to admit defeat and stubborn, and want to use violence every now and then. question."

Lin Chuyi nodded. He agreed with Sangxia's point of view. Fei Zeyang is the best example. No matter whether the conflict was provoked by the other party or not, when he saw his brother fighting with others, he would rush forward without saying a word. help.

The impulsive performance of the rebellious period, especially their so-called hot-blooded teenagers, their hearts are always boiling with passion, they cannot tolerate a little bit of entanglement, let alone flexibility and tolerance. To put it bluntly, they have no patience at all and are prone to impulsiveness .

There was still an hour before Ji Shuyang got off work. Seeing that he was fine, Sang Xia went to the office outside to deal with business. After Lin Chuyi finished eating a small cake, she pulled a chair and sat opposite Ji Shuyang, took out the Workbooks to start doing homework.

Back home at night, Lin Chuyi changed into home clothes and went to the kitchen to make dinner. Last week, they all ate at Chang You's house. Shao Chenmu had to take care of Chang You. It was very inconvenient for him to be alone. Xiao and Sangxia are in charge.

Chang You's adoptive parents came over these few days, and they didn't have to go to accompany Chang You and Shao Chenmu every day, but after dinner, he still wandered over to Chang You's house, holding the baby contentedly.

"You like the baby so much, let the doctor build you a little robot, you can raise it as your son." Ning Qi raised his index finger, gently scratched the baby's white and tender face, and teased the robot.

Lin Chuyi frowned immediately, as if thinking seriously about this question: "It's worth considering... Ah, master, why are you hitting me on the head?"

"You take care of yourself first, and then we'll talk about the little robot." Ji Shuyang patted his head amusedly.

"Let's see it this way, Dr. Weird is so powerful, so he simply created a childbirth system for Xiaoji, so Xiaoji can give birth to one by himself?" Sang Xia walked into the room just after making the milk powder, shaking a feeding bottle in her hand, "Take Give me the baby, and I'll feed it."

"Even if there is a birth subsystem, I can't give birth alone. Who will give birth to me... Fuck, no, why should I pretend to be a birth subsystem? I'm a man!" Lin Chuyi looked at the crowd who laughed loudly, He rolled his eyes unceremoniously.

He was almost assimilated by the identity of a robot. Subconsciously, he always regarded himself as a robot and ignored the human soul. However, Lin Chuyi looked at the smiling people and suddenly felt that this would probably become an eternal secret.

Walking quickly to the side of the sofa, bending down to watch Sangxia breastfeed the baby, Sangxia is simply omnipotent, he has won the gold medal planner of Longsheng Jiuzi, and can manage a large YY channel like Shenshenmei, and he is vigorous and resolute in his work. Also got the kitchen.

Now that he brings the baby, he looks good again. The newborn baby is very difficult to hold. It took him a long time to learn how to hold the baby, let alone breastfeed the baby. Looking at Sang Xia, he was incomparable. easy.

The baby didn't look as expected, he didn't look like Shao Chenmu when he grew up, but now the baby with big eyes and sucking on the pacifier, his facial features are more and more like Shao Chenmu, in Chang You's words, and Shao Chenmu carved it out of the same mold when he was a child.

After the baby was fed and fell asleep, everyone quietly left Chang You's house, watching Sang Xia and others drive away, Lin Chuyi turned to look at Ji Shuyang: "Master, if you don't get married in the future , there will be no children."

Ji Shuyang chuckled, took the robot's hand, walked slowly towards the house, and said after a while: "When I knew my sexuality and confessed to my family, I planned to have no children, but I can be a surrogate in the future." a child."

"Surrogate pregnancy..." Lin Chuyi chewed the word in a low voice. He generally knew about surrogate pregnancy. Although it is a pity to have no children, being with someone you love is the happiest thing.

Suddenly remembered something, Lin Chuyi squeezed Ji Shuyang's hand, and asked nervously: "Master, are you out of the closet? Is it because your family can't accept it? So I haven't seen the master's family until now? "

"Don't think about it, if it was a few years ago, they really couldn't accept it, and they almost broke off relations with me, but they only have my son after all, and now, they have compromised."

"What about the master's family?" Lin Chuyi was very curious. This was the first time Ji Shuyang talked about his family. "Master, it must have been a hard time, right? I couldn't get my parents' forgiveness, and I almost lost my parents." .”

"Don't worry, it's over." Ji Shuyang's expression was very calm. Only he knew about those days. When his parents were tough, he almost gave in.

But when he thought of obeying his parents' arrangement and finding a woman of the right family to marry and have children, Ji Shuyang realized that he couldn't do it at all. Sexuality was something he was born with, and he couldn't change it in his life. Instead of harming a woman For a lifetime, it is better to survive that time alone.

After a big quarrel with his parents, he returned to the country alone. During that time, he didn't interact with anyone except Xu Chenkai. He went to class and created by himself. Unexpectedly, he broke the path of a great master.

It's not that he didn't quarrel with his parents during the period, and he endured them no matter how tough they were. It's not that he didn't see his parents' disappointment and sadness. It's a pity that he couldn't change himself. Fortunately, his parents accepted him in the end. .

"Every Mid-Autumn Festival and Chinese New Year, they will go back to China, and Xiaoji will be able to see them at that time. I believe they will like Xiaoji very much." Ji Shuyang pinched the robot's frowning cheek, and a warm current surged in his heart.

The frowning robot is worried about him!

Unlike some human beings who are good at disguising, robots know how to hide their emotions. Robots will express their emotions on their faces. Caring is caring, disgusting is disgusting, the most direct and sincere reaction.

"Mid-Autumn Festival?" Lin Chuyi stared forward in surprise, and immediately searched the perpetual calendar in the memory card. This year's Mid-Autumn Festival is in September, so next month?He's going to school next month.

If Ji Shuyang's parents knew that Ji Shuyang sent a robot to school, how would they react?Do you think his robot is too unreliable?The housekeeping robot is supposed to take care of the owner, but he has been taken care of by the owner.

"What are you thinking? Come and sit." Seeing the robot standing in a daze in the hall, Ji Shuyang pulled the robot onto the sofa. Seeing the robot's tangled expression, he roughly understood, and said with a smile, "It's not that an ugly daughter-in-law sees her in-laws." , what are you nervous about?"

"Ah..." What does it mean for an ugly daughter-in-law to meet her in-laws?He's not ugly at all, asshole, the focus is wrong, can he not be nervous when the robot meets the owner's parents?If he were Ji Shuyang's friend, why would he need to be so entangled?

"Xiaoji, I guarantee they will like you very much." Ji Shuyang comforted.

Ji Shuyang understands the temper of his parents. Xiaoji is an intelligent robot. I'm afraid they will only treat it as a treasure out of curiosity. How could they not like it?Such an intelligent robot, whoever knows the truth, will want to protect it.

"Okay then, let me think about it."

"I really don't know what you are struggling with?" Ji Shuyang rubbed the robot's head vigorously, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

"I'm a robot, a robot, and not your daughter-in-law." Lin Chuyi stared, thinking whether to stay at Dr. Guai's house for a few days during the Mid-Autumn Festival, and come back after Ji Shuyang's parents left. Anyway, Dr. Guai was alone. After the Mid-Autumn Festival, it was strangely deserted.

"That's fine, I will introduce to them when the time comes, you are my daughter-in-law."

"Master, please be mellow!"