Robots are idiots

Chang You's parents used to open a small shop by the seaside, renting out various props for seaside activities. Barbecue stoves are necessary props for seaside activities. Lin Chuyi originally wanted to accompany Chang You and the others back to get the barbecue pits. Going to the mall to buy ingredients is more exciting.

Lin Chuyi has never traveled far. When he was a child, his parents were busy with work, and they were only free on weekends. That was just to take him out for shopping. The memory of his childhood has long been very vague. After two lifetimes, this is the first time he has come out. Playing, but also with so many friends.

Mu Xiao and Ning Qi were already pushing their shopping carts into the crowd. Lin Chuyi was about to trot a few steps to follow, when Ji Shuyang, who was beside him, grabbed his shoulders and held him tightly, and said softly: "Be careful, don't worry."

Lin Chuyi rubbed her nose in embarrassment, leaned against Ji Shuyang, and the two walked slowly behind Mu Xiao and Ning Qi, noticing Ji Shuyang's cautiousness beside her, inexplicably recalling the intimacy during the nap , he could feel Ji Shuyang's affection.

Fortunately, he is a robot and can't blush, otherwise he would be ashamed. In such a busy shopping mall, he was still secretly thinking about this kind of thing. Lin Chuyi lowered his head slightly under the guise of choosing ingredients. , concealing the shyness on his face.

Because of the large number of people, the four of them bought a shopping cart full of ingredients, and also bought a lot of drinks, alcohol and snacks to go back.

When we got back to Shao Chenmu's villa, everyone was already busy in and out of Zhang Luo's barbecue tools. Seeing them coming back, they hurried over to help carry things, sorted out the ingredients to be used tonight, and sorted them until they were ready. plate.

Lin Chuyi was very busy with everyone, washing, cutting, and stringing all the vegetables. Mu Xiao and the others had been to the seaside to barbecue before, and they had rich experience. Easy to burn, must be ignited in advance.

When the work is over, only the cooked portion is left. Ji Shuyang sees the robot bouncing around, seemingly in a particularly good mood, and feels relieved silently in his heart. In fact, he is very worried that the robot will mind this feeling, but he is willing to pamper him. robot.

In the past, he never thought of finding someone to spend his life with. After all, this kind of relationship cannot be forced, and it mainly depends on fate. Ji Shuyang treats feelings calmly. to him.

At first, the robot took care of his daily life mechanically, and gradually became very intelligent, which made him rely on and love the robot. Finally, he realized that such an intelligent robot had a human soul living in its body.

From the very beginning, Ji Shuyang thought that it would be great if he could spend his whole life with the robot like this. He would love and teach the robot like a child, and the robot would just stay by his side peacefully, but this feeling was It has been secretly changing.

It wasn't until he heard the robot tell the story of his previous life that Ji Shuyang realized that his feelings for the robot had already deteriorated. He wanted to live with the robot for the rest of his life because of the deep feelings in his heart. A further development.

Just like what the robot said when bargaining with him, as long as they don't tell the truth, who will know that "Lin Chuyi" is just a robot?That being the case, what worries does he have?Of course, be open and honest with the robot.

Ji Shuyang was very happy that the robot did not reject him. When he hugged the robot and kissed him, the robot was not only shy, but also had a touch of expectation and emotion in his eyes. At that time, he knew that the robot also had feelings for him, maybe it was waiting for him Point broken.

Ji Shuyang had to admire Xu Chenkai's "abnormality" and built the robot to perfection. Xu Chenkai gave him the robot to tease him. He claimed that the robot has a very personal "all you can enjoy" service, and it does have this function.

"Master, these two skewers of flesh and blood are ready to be cooked together. Try it quickly." Lin Chuyi brought a plate with two skewers of flesh and bones together. When she turned around, she saw Ji Shuyang sitting on the side in a daze, so she hurried over to squat In front of Ji Shuyang, he asked with concern, "What's wrong?"

Ji Shuyang came back to his senses, smiled at the robot, pulled the robot to sit next to him, put his arm around the robot's shoulder, and picked up a bunch of flesh and blood with the other hand. Blow into the robot's mouth.

Lin Chuyi glanced at Ji Shuyang curiously, saw the tenderness of the smile in his eyes, looked away embarrassedly, opened his mouth and took a bite, the rich taste spread out in his mouth, and nodded repeatedly: "Delicious, master, You eat quickly."

Ji Shuyang took a bite of the skewer that Lin Chuyi had bitten, and nodded with a smile: "The taste is very good."

Lin Chu thought that Ji Shuyang only ate the skewer he had eaten, as if he didn't mind at all, and rubbed his face quietly, but he liked the intimacy with Ji Shuyang very much, as if the two were inseparable. Each other, so in a good mood, I picked up another skewer of flesh and blood and ate it together.

"Shuyang, continue." Not far away, Jin Yihang threw a can of beer over.

"Thank you." Ji Shuyang reached out to catch it firmly, stuffed the beer into the robot's hand, and pulled the empty plate from the robot's hand, "What do you want to eat? I'll get it for you. I've been busy all afternoon, sit down and have a rest." , save some energy and take you out to play tomorrow."

Holding a cold beer, Lin Chuyi looked up at Ji Shuyang who had already got up, and thought that he was a robot, and he would not be fatigued no matter what, but seeing that Ji Shuyang cared so much about him, he still nodded obediently. Nodding: "Thank you, master."

"Baby Guoguo, come here and let my sister hug you."

"Are you shameless? You're almost three years old, and you still call yourself a sister with a baby who is a few months old!"

When Lin Chuyi and Ji Shuyang were sitting together chatting and eating barbecue with gusto, Xiao Changxi jumped up suddenly. She dropped the plate and ran towards Chang Mu, and then came Li Xin's disgusting voice.

"My sweetheart, Guoguo, has become beautiful again after a few minutes. It really has inherited the peerless beauty of a mermaid. How can she be so beautiful? Baby Guoguo, my sister tells you, from now on, stay away from a strange sorceress named Li Xin." One thing, idiots are contagious, don't they?"

"Xiao Changxi, come here for a real PK!" Li Xin jumped up and waved the meat skewer in his hand.

Lin Chuyi grinned from ear to ear as he ate a piece of corn. The two were enemies in the previous life. They fought all day long and were full of energy. With a smile, they stuffed the corn in Ji Shuyang's hand, and put a glass of drink on the table. To the tablecloth: "Master, I'm going to hug Guoguo."

"Give me a hug." Lin Chuyi pushed away Li Xin, who was jumping up and down, and hugged Guoguo. The little guy opened his big eyes, as if he knew how to recognize people, and even showed him a big smile. I was so cute that my face was bleeding.

Lin Chuyi was immediately elated: "I smiled, it's so cute."

"Xiaoji seems to like Guoguo very much. Do you want to consider asking the doctor to build you a small robot for you to hug every day?" Chang You pulled Shao Chenmu to Lin Chuyi's side, and looked at the ecstatic robot with a smile on his face , couldn't help but joked.

"Unless you make it as cute as Guoguo." Lin Chuyi teased Guoguo in her arms, and Guoguo cooperated very well, smiling very happily.

"That's difficult. My family Guoguo has inherited the good genes of me and brother Chen Mu." Chang You said seriously.

"Pfft..." Sang Xia, who followed her up, couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Lin Chuyi was at a loss for words for a while, and then couldn't help laughing, and then a group of people laughed and joked with each other.

Having played enough, Lin Chuyi ran back to Ji Shuyang, sat obediently, ate barbecue and drank drinks, and looked at Shao Chenmu who was holding Guoguo with his chin resting, and who was sitting next to Shao Chenmu, teasing Guoguo with a smile. Chang You couldn't help sighing: "Xiao You is so happy."

"Master, if you are with me, it is impossible to have a child like Guoguo in this life. Do you feel regretful? Or go back and discuss with the doctor and ask him to try to build a small robot? It doesn't seem to work either. Little robots don't grow up."

Ji Shuyang smiled and held the robot in his arms: "Don't think about it, everyone has their own way of life, Mu Xiao and the others don't have children, so it doesn't mean that they are unhappy. You think it's too lonely to live with me forever ? Want kids?"

Why did Ji Shuyang's words sound so weird?The ascending ending sound has a hint of evil spirit.

Lin Chuyi was inexplicably embarrassed: "How can there be? I am still a high school student, and I have considered the issue of children too early, but it is also rebirth. Xiaoyou is a mermaid, but I am a robot. If I were a mermaid, maybe I would be a mermaid." able to have children."

The last few words became softer and softer, especially when he heard Ji Shuyang's low voice beside him, Lin Chuyi gave him an awkward look. It was not all because he was worried that Ji Shuyang would regret it, otherwise why would he? Such an idea?

If it wasn't for Ji Shuyang in this life, he would not be able to live so happily, let alone have a lot of friends, and be able to go to No. [-] Senior High School. Everything he dreamed of in his previous life has come true in this life, and his lover still worships him for many years idol.

"If we work hard, maybe you can give birth to a little robot." Ji Shuyang leaned into his ear and whispered teasingly.

"Master, please be mellow!" Lin Chuyi glared angrily, and was about to tease Ji Shuyang back, when suddenly there was a melodious sound of a violin, following the prestige, Gu Xiaoyan in the crowd played the violin.

"There is an elegant and noble air in Xiaoyan's bones, and he can play the violin, and the violin matches him very well." Lin Chuyi rested his chin and listened carefully to Gu Xiaoyan's violin, and suddenly frowned, "Master, It seems that I have no professional skills?"

Ji Shuyang laughed, and rubbed the robot's head vigorously: "Your body is a hidden profession, what kind of professional skills do you need?"

"You are either a great writer, or a great CV, or a YY singer, Chang Xi is also a master of the late stage, like Xiao Xia is an all-round master, she can play the violin with a smile, chess is a great painter, well, I will take it Get off the title of Xueba."

"Well, our Xiaoji is a master of robotics." Ji Shuyang was amused, and comforted the robot by stroking the back of the robot.

A group of people frolicked until very late before packing up their things and going back to the villa to rest. It has been a long time since I felt such a hearty mood, and I have to go out to play tomorrow, so after returning to the villa, they went back to their rooms to rest.

Lin Chuyi was a little full from eating, lazily took a change of clothes to the bathroom to wipe her body, took off her clothes, carefully looked at her white and flawless body in the mirror, and touched it with her hand. It was exactly the same as human skin, even more so. smooth.

Suddenly, as if she had discovered something, Lin Chuyi approached the mirror to examine her body carefully, and reached out to touch the junction of her arms and shoulders. She wondered if she was hallucinating because she was too eager to become a human. It faded a lot.

Standing a little farther away, if you don’t look carefully, you really can’t see it. Lin Chuyi felt ecstatic in his heart, and stretched out his hand to touch it everywhere. Does it mean that he is slowly becoming a human being?It's been a while since the doctor checked it, maybe.

"Xiaoji?" Ji Shuyang saw that the robot had not come out of the bathroom for a long time, worried that the robot would be too excited and it would be bad if it touched the water, so he opened the door and walked in, and saw his own robot standing naked in front of the mirror Turning around, it seems to be admiring his body.

"Ah? Master?" Lin Chuyi was taken aback. She quickly pulled the towel to cover her body, and stared dissatisfiedly at Ji Shuyang, who was smiling all over her face. "Master, don't you know that you have to knock on the door when you enter the bathroom? It's very impolite." .”

Ji Shuyang laughed softly: "Is Xiaoji confused by his beautiful body? So he is intoxicated?"

"Bewitching words!" Lin Chuyi pointed angrily, then remembered what he had just discovered, walked quickly to Ji Shuyang, grabbed the bath towel in one hand, and pointed to the exposed connection gap with the other, "Master, look quickly, these The gaps in connectivity faded."

Ji Shuyang looked down at the junction of the robot's arm and shoulder, and touched it with his hand. The touch was very soft and elastic. He couldn't help but sigh Xu Chenkai's genius again. If these gaps were removed, this body would be perfect.

He didn't look carefully at the robot's body, and he didn't know what the so-called fading of the robot was, but looking at the excited expression of the robot, could it be that the robot is really slowly turning into a human?From the sleep program to the diet program, these are the preludes?

"It's really faded, and the gaps in the past are even more obvious. Master, go back and let the doctor check for me. Is it true that I am evolving into a human? If so, that would be really great. Maybe I ate it. The food worked."

Ji Shuyang hugged the overexcited robot in his arms, stroked the smooth back of the robot, leaned over and dropped a series of small kisses on the robot's ear, and said in a deep voice: "Well, I look forward to that day coming .”

Lin Chuyi was very happy. She stretched out her arms and hugged Ji Shuyang's waist, and buried her face in Ji Shuyang's chest. If he could become a human, he could be with Ji Shuyang forever without any worries. Fear of being discovered by others the secret of the body.

Noticing that Ji Shuyang let him go gently, hot breath sprayed on his face, and wet lips fell on his own, Lin Chuyi immediately closed his eyes, and changed his arms around the opponent's waist to encircle him. neck, and opened his lips to welcome the other party's invasion.