Robots are idiots

After spending two days in Zhuli Xiaozhu, on the last day of the National Day holiday, Lin Chuyi and others bid farewell to Sheng Xuyu and Xue Xun, packed their luggage and left Zhuli Xiaozhu. Even though they were a little bit reluctant, they lived in a city. always meet.

Yu Jingrui, this little kid, has been playing like crazy for the past two days, and he was still in a daze when he woke up in the morning. After Gu Xiaoyan fed him breakfast, he let Gu Xiaoyan hug him for a rest, and fell asleep again when he got in the car.

Lin Chuyi has finally seen what it means to be a little devil in the world. He jumps up and down to be mischievous and mischievous. He also likes to bully his classmate He Mingle.

Back at the villa area, Mu Xiao just had lunch. Knowing that they were coming back today, Mu Xiao specially prepared lunch and waited for them to go there to eat. A group of people didn't even put down their luggage, and turned directly to Mu Xiao's house.

Sang Xia and Xiao Changxi called out "ren|wife shou", and Mu Xiao chased them and beat them.

After lunch, they went home to rest. Today is the last day of the long vacation. In the evening, we made an appointment to have a dinner together at the 1987 tea restaurant. Originally, Xiao Changxi was going back, but when he heard that he was going to have a dinner at 1987, he happily stayed. down.

Ji Shuyang fell into a drowsy sleep, and habitually reached out to touch the robot beside him, but found nothing. He opened his eyes and sat up. There was no robot around him. When Mu Xiao's family came back from lunch, they were clearly drowsy.

Picking up the mobile phone on the bedside table and checking the time, it was 3:[-] in the afternoon, and he had only slept for two hours. Ji Shuyang rested on the bed holding the mobile phone for a while, lifted the quilt and got out of bed, changed into home clothes, took He went out to look for the robot with his mobile phone, and he was probably in the study right now.

As soon as he walked to the door of the study room, the door of the study room was open, and the giggling laughter of the robot came from inside, with a brisk tone, obviously in a very good mood, mixed with the voices of Sang Xia and others, Ji Shuyang shook his head with a smile, and walked quickly Into the study.

I saw the robot sitting in front of the computer, a YY voice was playing on the computer screen, and there were many people lined up on the YY mic sequence, and a large group of people chatted in a hurry. I dare say that this is a group of idlers, with nothing to do when they are idle. Either playing games or gathering in YY to chat.

"Huh? Master, are you awake?" Lin Chuyi felt a person standing behind him, startled, and turned to look at Ji Shuyang.

He just got a "significant" news, and he was excitedly chatting with everyone on Sangxia's Longsheng Jiuzi YY official channel. A group of people were chatting vigorously in a locked den at the bottom. When did Ji Shuyang come? Do not know at all.

"Well, what are you talking about? So happy?" Ji Shuyang picked up the robot, sat on the chair by himself, let the robot sit on his lap, turned to look at the open YY, and Mu Xiao and others looked at him on the public screen. Talking is not enough, they are still typing and bickering on the public screen.

"You guys talk first, I'll make some snacks." Lin Chuyi said and turned off the microphone, ignoring all the jokes on the public screen, such as "human|wife robot, more human|wife than Xiaoxiao", etc. Pulling Ji Shuyang out of the study.

"Master, I just discovered a very interesting thing. It turns out that Xiao Xia and Xue Xun have known each other for a long time, but they didn't notice each other."

"Oh? How do you say it?" Ji Shuyang looked at the excited robot with a funny face, and couldn't help but hugged him and kissed him enough.

Lin Chuyi shyly pushed Ji Shuyang. Since the two of them got together, Ji Shuyang has become closer to him. As long as the two of them are alone, they will kiss and hug each other. Of course, of course he also likes this intimacy very much.

"Xue Xun is a singer with a deep and beautiful voice. When he was called Yingying in a vest with a deep and beautiful voice, Sheng Xuyu was naturally the master of Huai Xu. What a coincidence. Just now we were chatting in the nest of the nine sons of Longsheng, and we talked about the National Day I went to Zhuli Xiaozhu for a long vacation, and the more we chatted, the more something went wrong, and only then did I realize that a group of people had met each other unintentionally."

Lin Chuyi took out the cake from the refrigerator, put it on the bar, and sat face to face with Ji Shuyang to eat the cake: "We made an appointment to have dinner together in a few days, and I just heard Xiaoxia and Xiaoxiao talk about Xue Xun's things, he It turned out to be a hostile channel with a deep and beautiful voice, and I will tell you about the legendary experience next time."

Ji Shuyang chuckled, and stuffed a spoonful of cake into the robot's mouth, causing the robot to stare. Just as he was about to tease him, the phone rang.

"It's Dr. Cheng Zhe, it must be my physical examination report." Lin Chuyi looked at the phone with her head excited.

The word "physical examination" came out of the robot's mouth. It was inexplicably joyful and funny. Ji Shuyang nodded with a chuckle, picked up his mobile phone and connected the call, but hung up after a few words. It was about the inspection report matter.

The inspection report has come out, and it is already on the way here by car, and it will be there soon. Generally speaking, the robot is very healthy, but it has not evolved completely. The specific situation will be discussed in detail in person, but it is not clear on the phone, and it is more complicated.

"How is it?" Lin Chuyi looked at Ji Shuyang a little anxiously, seeing Ji Shuyang's relaxed expression, there should be no problem.

"Cheng Zhe is here, wait until he comes, don't worry, your body is very healthy, but your evolution is not complete."

Pfft, Lin Chuyi almost spat out a mouthful of cake. When he heard the word "very healthy", he was so excited that he flew up. But the sentence "evolution is incomplete" sent him from heaven to hell again. Curling his lips in dissatisfaction, he ate the cake with big mouthfuls as if venting his anger.

The robot's funny reaction made Ji Shuyang laugh, and he reached out and rubbed the robot's head vigorously: "Health is the most important thing."

Lin Chuyi pursed her lips and continued eating the cake without making a sound. Could she not be depressed?There is already a heartbeat and pulse, and bleeding, and the gaps in the patchwork of the body have also grown flesh, and the organs have not evolved completely?That's right, he doesn't even have an excretory system.

After waiting for more than ten minutes, Cheng Zhe arrived, holding a file bag in his hand, Ji Shuyang invited him to sit on the sofa in the hall, Lin Chuyi walked into the hall with a tray, and brought the brewed tea to Cheng Zhe and Ji Shuyang sat on the sofa beside them.

"These are the analysis reports on Xiaoji's physical condition." Cheng Zhe took out a thick stack of documents from the file bag and handed them to Ji Shuyang, "Xiaojie's current physical condition is good, but some organs in his body have not evolved well. Complete, strictly speaking, still in a state of evolution."

"Half human, half robot?" Lin Chuyi blushed. Although many aspects of this weird level of evolution seem unreasonable, but after thinking about it carefully, his evolution itself developed step by step, and it was impossible to grow a heart all at once. liver.

"You can say that." Cheng Zhe smiled, "According to Xiaoji's current level of evolution, the energy supply of his whole body still depends on the energy tank, and the organs he has generated have not played their due role. I want to wait until the evolution of all organs is completed before we can Each plays a role, sorry, that's all I can understand."

Ji Shuyang flipped through the information and nodded. The fact that a robot has turned into a human is inconceivable. None of them dare to make a conclusion about the future. Apart from knowing the evolution of the robot at any time, they can only wait quietly. with.

Lin Chuyi sat quietly on the side, listening to Ji Shuyang and Cheng Zhe talking about the content of the report, and pinched every part of her body with her hands from time to time. No matter how she touched it, she felt the same as before, so she rested her chin and thought, what was missing was probably excretion system.

If it is because the organs have not evolved completely, even if the evolution is sound, they cannot function, so he still has no excretory system, which means that he has no metabolism at all, no wonder he can’t sweat or something, so it makes sense .

But as Ji Shuyang said, good health is the most important thing, and everything else is floating clouds. Ji Shuyang is still so young, and he has plenty of time to wait for him to become a human being. Thinking about it, Lin Chuyi is completely relieved and won't sweat , I don’t need to go to the toilet, ahem, it’s also very good.

"Excuse me, Cheng Zhe, let's go to the dinner party in 1987 tonight, you can come too." After listening to Cheng Zhe's explanation, Ji Shuyang put away the report, planning to read it again later, thinking of the dinner party at night Things, suggested to Cheng Zhe.

Cheng Zhe thought for a while, then nodded: "Well, let's call Shang Chenkai, I still have some things I want to talk to him about, after all, Xiaoji is a robot made by Chen Kai, so I'd better give this inspection report to Chen Kai again." Take a look, some details are just my preliminary guesses."

"sorry to bother you."

In the evening, a group of people rushed to the 1987 tea restaurant. Han Muze had already reserved a large luxurious box for them. Li Xin, who arrived first, was pestering Han Muze to say something. Make complaints.

"Auyou, little mermaid Guoguo, come here and give my brother a hug."

As soon as Lin Chuyi walked into the private room with Guoguo in his arms, Li Xin jumped up from the chair, jumped in front of him, hugged Guoguo and kissed him, then wandered around in the private room, mouthful one by one " Guoguo Little Mermaid", Lin Chuyi wiped off a cold sweat.

Soon everyone arrived one after another. As soon as Sangxia and Xiao Changxi arrived, they joined the ranks of scrambling for fruit. Chang You shook his head and smiled lightly: "It's only been a few days since I saw you, by the way, Xiaoji, Did your medical report come out? How's it going?"

Lin Chuyi nodded: "Well, Dr. Cheng Zhe brought over the inspection report in the afternoon. My body is very healthy, but the internal organs have not evolved completely, and the fully evolved organs cannot function yet, so I am still a robot. "

"Don't worry, you've worked very hard. You can't rush this kind of thing, you can just go with the flow. Maybe you'll be fully evolved in a while, and you'll be a real human being by then." Mu Xiao beside her thoughtfully touched Touching his head, comforting him gently.

When Sang Xia and the others heard this, they all comforted him. Lin Chuyi was very moved, and nodded with a smile.

Soon the waiter brought up the dishes. The two girls, Sang Xia and Xiao Changxi, took the initiative and got up to pour wine for everyone. When everyone's wine glasses were full, Han Muze stood up holding the wine glass: "It's fate to meet each other. Thank you for your support of 1987. For your trust, this glass of wine is toast to everyone.”

Everyone stood up and raised their glasses.

"Speaking of which, 1987 was the starting point for all of us to get acquainted. I really want to thank you, and I really have to thank Boss Han." Sang Xia said jokingly.

Lin Chuyi is not very good at drinking, but today he was very happy. Seeing that everyone drank the wine in the glass, he also raised his neck and drank it boldly, stuck out his tongue silently, hoping not to drink later Just drunk and crazy, he's a robot.

The fate of this group of people and 1987 is hard to describe in words. No matter how they met, they always come here. Lin Chuyi heard that Sang Xia told him many stories about people, such as Qu Mohan and Qin Ziyan, Han Muze and Li Xin.

He was a person who joined the team later, but he is very fortunate to have such a new life, even if his rebirth is very cheating, he became a robot, has a master who loves him, and finally can love each other with his master .

Lin Chuyi was thinking wildly with her head down, and was having fun alone. Suddenly, there was a small piece of steak on the plate in front of her. She looked up at Shang Ji Shuyang's gentle and smiling eyes, couldn't help laughing, and happily picked up the chopsticks to eat Picked up the steak.

He had a hunch that it wouldn't be long before he could evolve into a real human being.

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