Records of Demons in the Republic of China

Wu Xiuzhai listened quietly, keeping the two people's expectations in mind, and the four-legged snake was listening together.The four-legged snake never expected that Jiuyi would really be determined to live a family with the son of a bitch, and his little heart almost exploded because of this-he didn't know why he hated Haoyue so much, if he lived with Jiuyi It's Wu Xiuzhai, maybe he won't be so angry.

So in private, when Haoyue and Wu Xiuzhai were away, he mustered up the courage to transform into a human form, and kneeled naked in front of Jiuyi.

"Jiuyi Jiuyi..." He lowered his head and said, "If you want to be friendly with that dog, I will leave you in anger."

Jiuyi sat leaning against the head of the bed, with a big pillow on his back.Hearing what the four-legged snake said, he nodded confidently: "Well, we will meet later."

The four-legged snake immediately looked up at Jiuyi——after looking for a moment, he asked sadly in a low voice: "Why? Because I'm uglier than a son of a bitch?"

Jiu Yi is thinking about how to choose a good house. For him, the problem of the four-legged snake comes in one ear and out the other.

The four-legged snake immediately yelled with tears in his eyes: "Nonsense, isn't the bastard also a demon?"

Jiuyi shook his head absent-mindedly: "Him? It's different, he's a dog!"

The four-legged snake jumped up in anger, recovered its original shape in mid-air, then jumped out of the bed, and quickly crawled away.

The four-legged snake was dazed, unable to distinguish its direction, and crawled forward with its eyes closed, its four claws almost flying together into the air.Shaking his head and rushing into the night, he crawled into a very dim little lightning.I don't know when it was dawn, and when it was dark again, in the end he was really exhausted, so he had to put his belly on the wet sand and stopped quietly.

His tears dried up on the road. He stuck out half of his forked thin tongue. He really wanted to find some cool water to drink. He even heard the sound of running water around him. However, his four paws were for decoration, and he was so weak that he moved Neither can move.With his eyes closed, scenes of those good times in the past flashed in the darkness—in fact, it wasn’t all that good, Jiu Yi either drove him to pretend to be a ghost, or beat and scolded him, but, but——

The four-legged snake didn't think of the words after the "but", and fell asleep as if in a coma.

The four-legged snake didn't know how long he slept, but when he was half awake, he felt his mouth was burning with thirst, but his skin from head to tail was cool.Slowly opened his eyes and looked aside, he was pricked by several flexible black needles.

He closed his eyes tightly and turned his head. This time he opened his eyes and looked again, and found that the black needle was not a needle, but a bush of thick beard. Looking up along the beard, he suddenly yelled because he saw a black needle. Moist dog nose.There was a long red tongue in the big mouth under the nose, and the red tongue was licking his black back.

As soon as he barked, the red tongue immediately rolled back into the big mouth, and when the dog's nose poked down, he saw two round dog eyes.Looking at the four-legged snake curiously, Gouzui said: "Are you also a fairy?"

The four-legged snake jumped two feet sideways: "Damn it! Where did the big black dog come from?"

The big black dog squatted down, and continued to speak humanly: "Haha, I thought you were a fairy! You have a fairy aura! I am also a fairy, and I have practiced for hundreds of years."

The four-legged snake didn't have a bad feeling towards the goblin, but the other party was a black dog, which was a big problem.Black dogs are dogs, white dogs are dogs, white dogs are bastards, and black dogs are no better.Staring at the big black dog viciously, he said angrily: "Sure enough, there is no good thing in the world. Seeing your dark and ugly appearance, you dare to take advantage of me while I am sleeping!"

The big black dog looked up in surprise: "Am I ugly?"

The four-legged snake turned its head and sniffed its own body, and then cursed: "Stinky wild dog! I smelt of saliva after licking me! You are not ugly, who is ugly? Dogs are not good-looking, especially you, who are black and pitch-black. How ugly, how ugly!"

The big black dog replied with a good temper: "If you are ugly, you are ugly. But you are also dark!"

"Damn it! My belly is white!"

"But the back is very black!"

"I! Will! Will!"

Hearing the hysterical roar of the four-legged snake, the big black dog stuck out its tongue and rolled its nose, and fell silent.And the four-legged snake wobbled and crawled to the river, had a drink, and then turned into a young man in a ball of light.Squatting on a big rock with his knees in his arms, he lowered his head to look at his reflection in the water. At the end, he raised the back of his hand to wipe his eyes, and suddenly sobbed: "You're right, I'm pretty ugly."

The big black dog looked back at him, then suddenly jumped up, and when it fell again, it became a slender young man.Kicking the pebbles, he walked to the four-legged snake and squatted down. He looked at the silhouette of the four-legged snake curiously, and then replied in a gentle tone: "Yes."

The four-legged snake turned its head to look at him immediately, and saw that his skin was black and bright, with only a short layer of hair on his head, round eyes, pouty nose, and two protruding ears.

"Oh?" The four-legged snake wailed, "Why are you so ugly?"

The big black dog smiled happily and showed its big white teeth: "I don't know."

The four-legged snake grinned wide, squeezed the mung bean eyes, and cried out into the river: "The beautiful Jiuyi can meet the beautiful white pups, and the ugly me can only meet the ugly black ones." You son of a bitch! Jiuyi and I really have nothing to do with each other!"

The big black dog looked at him inexplicably: "What is Jiuyi? Human? Demon? Or food?"

Four-legged snake sobbed and shook his head: "I've been with him for a long time, but, but...he doesn't want me anymore..."

The big black dog moved his face closer to him: "Why? Did you do something wrong?"

The four-legged snake covered its face and shook its head and body together.

So the big black dog asked again: "Did you quarrel?"

The four-legged snake couldn't shake this time, it could only hide behind the slap and gasp out of breath.

The big black dog raised his hand and scratched his head, then thought about it and said: "Then you go and explain to him, it's really impossible to apologize. It's nothing to quarrel, I want to find someone to quarrel with me but I can't find it. Originally, there was a We can still talk about the big hedgehog, but the big hedgehog has gone somewhere recently—or else, I will accompany you to find that Jiuyi?"

The four-legged snake paused crying, was taken aback for a moment, and then cried: "No, let him and the bastard go there! He doesn't want me, and I don't want him either!"

In a certain alley in the capital, Jiuyi and Haoyue settled in a new home.

The hutongs are medium-sized hutongs, neither dirty nor elegant; the houses are also medium-sized ones, a few years old, but not too old.Like an old lady, Haoyue escorted the thin and bony Jiuyi into the upper hall through the gate, but as soon as Jiuyi sat down on the grand teacher's chair, she leaned over and moaned: "Oh, the chair is too hard, it hurts me. Butt hurts, come and rub it for me."

Haoyue ignored it, and just found a cotton pad from the bedroom and put it under him.

Jiu Yi sat up straight and said again, "I'm thirsty."

Haoyue picked up a large tin kettle and went out to the entrance of the alley to buy a pot of boiling water.This is the first time he has lived this kind of life, but luckily he still has some common sense in the world, otherwise he really doesn't know where to get the boiled water.After brewing a cup of hot tea and bringing it to Jiuyi, he stood in the middle of the room with his hands on his hips and looked around, not knowing what to do next.

At this time, Jiuyi said sickly again: "Puppy, the teacup is too heavy, I can't hold it!"

While thinking about how to tidy up the house next, Haoyue brought the teacup to Jiuyi's mouth.Jiuyi took a few sips of hot air, and then had a new question: "Today is our housewarming celebration, so we must have a good meal tonight?"

Haoyue nodded her head preoccupied, she didn't know how to live this day anyway: "Yes, it's good to eat, what do you want to eat?"

Jiuyi yawned a little: "I don't want to eat anything. The food in the Marshal's Mansion is quite good, but I haven't eaten dumplings for a while, how about some dumplings?"

Haoyue has no objection to any of his requests: "Okay, let's eat dumplings, dumplings—"

He suddenly realized the question: "Where are the dumplings?"

Jiuyi snorted, his big head swaying back and forth on his thin neck: "Just go to the restaurant and buy some ready-made ones. I'll eat dumplings, how about you? Buy you some meat and bones to eat?"

Haoyue glared at him: "I'm a vegetarian."