Are you a scumbag today [Quick Transmigration]

"Marry! Marry! Marry!!"

"Tie hair as husband and wife, there is no doubt about love and affection!!"

"Hahahaha!"

Thick blood came through the window through the night, the lights flickered, and the apartment went dark with a bang.

In a small western-style building, all kinds of people walk around in it. They are dressed in suits and leather shoes. They toast with each other, their skin is pale and not like ordinary people. From time to time, they stick out their tongues and lick the rim of the red wine glass. They have no shadow under the light.

Yunhe and Jiang Xiang were ordered to get rid of the ghosts. They were just a few little ghosts, but they didn't want a group of little ghosts to wander into the small western building.

There is a wedding photo in front of the small western building, the bride has no face, hugs the void intimately, only has one mouth, the corners of the mouth are cracked when she smiles, and the position of the groom is vacant.

Yunhe vaguely heard the word groom: "This is someone who has been arrested to be the groom?"

Jiang Xiang found that after entering this small western-style building, all the communication devices on his body had lost their effect, "If the groom is a human being, let's relax our vigilance and take the groom away when they get married."

Yun He nodded vigilantly, he and Jiang Xiang sat in the far corner, and there were several male and female ghosts who wanted to drink with them.

"Handsome, let's have a drink."

Yunhe said seriously: "I was allergic to alcohol before my death."

Jiang Xiang: "..."

On the first floor of Xiaoyanglou, all the ghosts are busy talking.

"The groom is ready?"

"The groom's suit needs a black tie!"

"The time is coming, don't worry about this!" A voice shouted: "Dress up this human, this human looks better than the human captured before."

Xie Shi's mind was dizzy, his limbs were sore and weak, and when he moved his fingers, his eyes were blurred and gradually became clear.

The scene in front of him was quite different, Xie Shi squinted his eyes, raised his brows slightly, and had some guesses in his mind.

"The groom is awake!!"

"Just woke up, put on makeup!"

Xie Shi felt a cold hand groping for his face with a rotten smell.

The makeup ghost looked at Xie Shi's face: "No makeup, it looks the best."

Xie Shi bowed his head, he was wearing a suit and had a pin on his chest.Combined with the news he heard before he fell into a coma and what he said in a half-dream, he might have been captured by a ghost to be the bridegroom.

"This human being is full of yang energy and very comfortable."

"You want to die, the person that the lord wants." Ghostly words: "Just look at Jie Jieqian."

Several ghosts stared at Xie Shi.

Xie Shi found that he was not restrained, and his limbs could still move. The ghost probably felt at ease with him, so he threw it in the room.

"Do you have a toilet here?" Xie Shi nodded politely and smiled leisurely. He didn't look flustered, he was extraordinarily calm, and had an amazing charm.

People who are good-looking and polite always get preferential treatment.

"Ahhh! He's so good-looking and so gentle!"

"There used to be a toilet over here."

Xie Shi walked into the toilet. The toilet still had signs of being used, and there was shower gel on the frame. He stood on the toilet and opened the window. As far as the eye could see, there was only a dilapidated garden behind the building.

There is an old water pipe under the window that leads directly to the garden. It is an old-fashioned iron pipe with a lot of embroidery. The water pipe looks decayed and dangerous.

You can jump down from here and step on the water pipe, and then follow it into the garden.

Xie Shi took off his suit jacket neatly, turned over and stepped on the water pipe dangerously.

"There is a man in the sky." A ghost pointed at Xie Shi in surprise and said.

"..." Xie Shi: "???"

If you die before you leave the teacher, you really don't have to be so good to be a ghost?

Ji Sui found it from the residual smell in the apartment.

"I'm going to get married today, get married, get married!" The female ghost has no face, combing her hair in front of the mirror. Its room is full of photo frames of young men, most of whom are good-looking, in suits and leather shoes.

The curtains in the room were dark red, the floor was still stained with dried blood, and there was a lot of resentment. When every young man died, there was fear in his eyes.

This is a female ghost who has killed many young men.

"Who are you?!" The female ghost's voice was sharp, the combing of her hair stopped, and thick blood spread in the room.

Ji Sui's eyes were serious, "You can't afford to provoke a ghost."

It fell to the ground, eyes full of sternness.

Dare to thank Shi Shi's idea, Ji Sui's lungs exploded, and he kicked the blood that was trying to attack it.

The female ghost screamed: "Little ghost, you are looking for death!!"

"I don't listen." Ji Sui raised his eyebrows and sat on the table with his legs crossed.

The female ghost screamed: "You're sick! You're sick!! It's just a little ghost who died for a few months!!"

"Oh." Ji Sui suddenly smiled: "I won't give the villain a chance to talk more like the comic protagonist."

Ji Sui dodged quickly, the black mist on his fingertips turned into a knife, leaped up, and slashed at the female ghost!

When Xie Shi returned to the room, he was guarded by several ghosts, staring at him so tightly that he had no chance to escape.

There was an exclamation from outside the corridor: "It's time to go!"

"Get ready now, don't miss the auspicious time!!"

"It's you who are talking about, still looking around! Go and bring the flower pot!"

Xie Shi's expression paused, he closed his eyes, and didn't care whether the other party was a man or a woman.When Ji Sui returned to the apartment and found that he had disappeared, he was probably going crazy.

That's not right, beat the ghosts out of their wits.

"The auspicious time has come."

Xie Shi was helped by a ghost to pick up the bride, and a cold breath greeted him. Walking through the long gallery, the paint on the wall fell off, and there were all kinds of beautiful boys on the wall.

In the picture frame in the gallery, the beautiful boy is vivid.When Xie Shi looked carefully, he could even see the fluffy fur on the painting.

Fluffy fur?

A chill suddenly rose from Xie Shi's back, his hair stood on end, and he met the eyes of one of the picture frames, those eyes were full of anxiety and fear, and the emotions in the eyes were terribly real.

"This painting is very real."

"Our adults made this with our own hands, and you can also ask adults to draw a picture for you in the future." The ghost said with a smile.

"...

Xie Shi's pupils were dark, and he thought carefully.

"Go! Go! We're going to be late!"

Xie Shi was forcefully pushed to the door, and the chaotic voices of the ghosts in the hall froze instantly, greedy eyes flicked across Xie Shi, as if he was the only person in the ghost den.

Yunhe poked his head and waved happily at Xie Shi, and Jiang Xiang nodded to Xie Shi in surprise among the ghosts.

Xie Shi: "..."

It didn't matter that he was so enthusiastic, he walked across the red carpet, surrounded by ghosts in human skins.When thanking, I felt a burst of cold air, and my skin felt a slight tingling.

"How long does it take for this person to make a painting?"

"Three days? I bet three days!"

"It doesn't look like a few catties of meat, it's too thin, it doesn't taste good."

"You can ask for it after adults get tired of playing."

At the end of the red carpet, ghosts are very romantic, and there are delicate roses on both sides, adding a bit of beauty to this weird wedding.

The ghost presiding over the wedding said: "The groom is here."

Xie Shi stood on the stage with a cold face. There were ghosts in front of him and behind him. The cold and muddy breath was accompanied by the smell of blood, which was painful and unpleasant.

A small gift box was stuffed in his hand.

A ghost in a suit said, "I'll put it on for the bride later."

This ghost has so many requests, Xie Shi looked around, Jiang Xiang pointed at him at the door, and made a three-character comparison.

There is a big pendulum clock on the left side, Xie Shi's gaze stayed on the big pendulum clock for a second, and he looked away.

Xie Shi stood on the stage, and the ghosts who attended the banquet were slightly surprised. None of the human beings who were favored by the female ghost dared to run away, and they were so scared to pee when they attended the wedding.

Half an hour passed.

"The bride has arrived."

The belated bride came down from upstairs.

Almost all ghosts' eyes fell on the bride who was about to appear on the stage, Yun He and Jiang Xiang also looked over, Xie Shi was not interested, and did not share a look.

It is impossible to be forced to marry by a ghost, and he still has to greet each other happily. He doesn't have such a good temper.

Jiang Xiang and Yunhe wanted to see the bride's face clearly, but they could only see a layer of black mist, probably an ugly faceless monster.

"Is that ghost male or female?"

"A woman... right?" Yunhe said uncertainly, "There is no bride who is a man."

Even if she was wearing a suit, she was still a woman, and they had also inquired that it was a female ghost.

There are two ghost flower girls holding flowers and standing on both sides of the ghost to sprinkle flowers.

Xie Shi saw a pair of black leather shoes standing in front of him, he raised his eyes slightly and was stunned, his heart trembled.

His originally calm brain seemed to be hit hard, and his chest felt hot.

"That female ghost is not very powerful." Ji Sui pretended not to care and said, "If I pretend to be her, I won't attract the attention of many ghosts."

Xie Shi laughed softly: "You are so smart."

Ji Sui's scarlet eyes are like magnificent roses, his snow-white skin is cold, and his shoulders and neck are graceful.Its long eyelashes fluttered slightly.

Ji Sui felt guilty: "So we have to pretend to be married."

When he thanked him, he replied: "Okay." There was a smile in his eyes.

Xie Shi said, "Do you need to kiss to get married?"

Xie Shi put his arms around Ji Sui's waist, and he restrainedly stroked Li Gui's temple hair, rubbing it at the roots. The hormones all over his body were different from the warm body of ghosts, intertwined with hot and cold.

Ji Sui gripped Xie Shi's suit nervously, and pulled the suit out of its folds. It was crumpled, as if it met a large ferocious animal and obediently shrank its paws.

"Yes." Ji Sui raised his face, and a kiss landed on his lips, the warm breath made his fingers go weak.

These human beings don't cooperate well, and they will turn their backs on customers.

Yunhe was surprised: "What's wrong with the senior?"

Jiang Xiang pondered: "The bride is a man."

The author has something to say: Xie Shi: Holding hands successfully.

纪岁：我演技真好。感谢在2022-03-1222:45:43~2022-03-1322:57:35期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Mosaic and Lin Lingqi; 1 bottle of smoke cage painting bridge, autumn diary, and mortal dust;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!