Doomsday Bandits and Tramps

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"Yo, are you eating?"

Seth took a step forward and felt that something was stepped on under his feet: "Who is so wicked, making so much dirt upstairs."

"That's my onion."

"Ah?" Seth raised his legs, and the roots of the onion seedlings were crushed into a ball of slag under his feet, "Haha, I'm sorry, I'll get some back for you later."

Luo Dan shook his head and concentrated on stuffing the meat into his mouth: "There is a bowl on the window sill."

These words seemed to be addressed to Xiu, because Seth sat cross-legged at the table after "apology", and greeted him warmly: "Help me get a pair of bowls and chopsticks too."

The shaved and expressionless man only took a pair of bowls and chopsticks, sat opposite Luo Dan, and took a piece of meat from the pot.

Seth grabbed Xiu's hand and asked with a half smile, "Hey, didn't I ask you to do me a favor?"

"Are we familiar?"

Xiu Busha looked at him and broke away from the salty pig's hand, but Seth stood up and bit the meat on the chopsticks, and shamelessly put the tip of the chopsticks into his mouth, and slowly spat it out in front of him, Looking at Xiu's blue and black face, he chewed happily.

"Thank you," someone said proudly, "I'm even embarrassed for being so considerate."

"You're welcome," Xiu gritted his teeth, if it wasn't for avoiding harming the food, he would have slapped the bowl on his face, "I don't have a chopstick to stab your head through, you should really thank me."

After that, he got up and went to get another pair of bowls and chopsticks. When he came back, there was only broth and floating and swollen steamed buns left in the pot.

"Hey, I'm sorry, there's no meat left for you."

Seth purposely waved the bowl in front of Xiu's eyes, and put on a deeply concerned expression: "However, eating too much meat hurts the stomach, I see you are pale and thin, just now..."

Seth paused in the middle of speaking, and cast an ambiguous wink at him: "What happened just now, I was so hurt by your bones."

"Why didn't you scare me to death?"

"That's not enough, I have thick skin." Seth said with a smile.

Xiu realized that he would be the only one who got angry when he quarreled with thick-skinned people, so he gave up the meaningless bickering and stuffed all the steamed buns left in the pot into the bowl. .

"Slow down, wild boars are more refined than you."

"￥%*￥%23%40!"

Xiu babbled and pushed, but Seth didn't understand, and saw his eyes widen.

He hilariously protected the bowl in his hand, and asked, "Boss Luo, where is Prin?"

"That kid ate half of the pot while I was away. Hmph, it's best not to let me see him again."

After Luo Dan finished eating the last piece of meat, he put down the bowl and chopsticks to make a full meal, then picked the gap between his teeth with his little finger, and smacked his mouth: "Boy, what do you want from me?"

Xiu hurriedly swallowed the piece of steamed bun in his mouth, almost choked: "Well, yes, I heard that you can get the documents for entering the city from you."

"Are you going to the city of Thinis?" Rodin asked.

Xiu nodded: "Yes."

"What are you doing?" Seth asked.

Xiu ignored him.

"As a place of residence, Tinis City is very safe, but it is too crowded. If it is for survival, it is more suitable for you to stay in the dark alley."

Luo Dan got up slowly while supporting his waist, and squatted on the edge of the roof to clear the soil with great effort: "In the dark alley, there is a nest of snakes and rats, and there are all kinds of stinky fish and rotten shrimps. To ordinary people, it is a den of wolves and tigers. The weasel has entered the chicken coop, it can eat, drink, and give birth tickets, and it’s such a nourishing life.”

Xiu frowned: "Is this what the people in the dark alley think?"

"Otherwise?" Seth said as a matter of course, "the life in the dark alley can be summed up in ten words: eating, drinking, women%2F ticket gambling, cheating, kidnapping and stealing, plus robbery."

"That's eleven words," said Rodin.

"It's missing a drug." Xiu added with a cold face.

"You're a quick learner." Seth narrowed his eyes with a smile, and rubbed his bowl to Xiu's side. "How about it, are you tempted? For the sake of your skills, you can just hang out with me. In the future We take half of the things we robbed."

"If I do it alone, can't I get [-]%?"

"Hey, you don't understand that."

Xiu suspected that the bandit was not only full of pornographic waste, but also very familiar with himself. Without saying a word, he hooked his shoulders and called his brother: "What is important when you are away from home? Brother is the most important thing. You kill someone and set fire to grab something Doesn’t every prostitute have to have a lookout?”

Xiu rolled his eyes at him: "I'm very skilled in business."

"Must," Seth patted his chest proudly, "I have been a professional bandit for 30 years, come on, hang out with me, and I will protect you from now on."

"Sorry," Xiu shook off Seth's hand, and smacked the back of his hand that was trying to steal the steamed buns with his chopsticks, "When I see the bandits now, I have the urge to eunuch them."

"Hiss, ah~~~"

Seth covered his hands in pain, and moved away from him with some fear: "You, you, you have to change your anti-human thinking, your behavior will affect human reproduction."

"If there are too many people like you, it will affect human reproduction."

Xiu stopped bickering with Seth, and finished eating the steamed buns in the bowl in twos and twos, and drank all the soup in the pot without leaving a drop, and burped for a long time.

"You don't care about the purpose of my going to the city, I just want to know if you can get the documents to enter the city here."

"You heard it from the mercenary team in the city?"

It was a bit cold at night, Rodin coughed lightly, got up and patted the soil on his hands, and directed Seth to clean up the dishes: "The human city is no different from the outside, all material reserves, weapons and ammunition are strictly managed, some people want to make something wrong. Regular things will come to me, as long as they are willing to spend money."

"You make an offer." Xiu said.

The old man flicked his nails, and seemed to have no interest in Xiu's generosity. He said slowly, "If you had come a few days earlier, I can do something about it. Unfortunately, the guard post at the gate of the city has been strictly inspected recently. It's difficult."

The implication is that the old man cannot help him.

Xiu was a little disappointed. If Luo Dan couldn't help him, it would be useless to find other people.

Xiu hesitated for a moment, then took out a small white ball from his arms: "Can I ask you another question, have you seen this thing?"

Luo Dan took the white ball and looked at it carefully, and asked after a while, "Where did you get this?"

"I... picked it up."

"Oh."

Luo Dan didn't ask any further questions, and returned the little white ball to Xiu: "I don't know this thing, but the material is exquisite and the workmanship is exquisite. If you don't know the purpose, it won't be worth a lot of money."

"yes."

Xiu stared at the white ball in his hand, held it tightly, and then put it back into his arms.

"Thank you, sorry for your troubles."

"I haven't been of much help, so don't thank me."

Xiu bowed slightly to say goodbye, but the old man stopped him: "If you want to go to Tinis City, he can help you."

Xiu followed the old man's fingertips and landed on Seth.

"You?" Xiu stared at him in disgust.

Setra had a long face, and nodded at him with a serious and embarrassed expression.

"Seth and one of his brothers are going to Tinis City tomorrow, you go with them, and Seth can help you get in when you enter the city."

For a moment, Xiu wondered if the two of them were colluding to deceive him, but after thinking about it, it didn't look like it, and he had no other choice.

"You can stay here tonight," Rodin yawned and entered the house, "It's safe here, just me, an old man, if you volunteer."

Xiu didn't agree, and turned to look at Seth.

"He doesn't live here," said Rodin.

"I want to sleep with my brother," Seth heard, licking his face and leaned closer, "Okay, brother is worried that no one will warm the bed at night."

Shaven took two steps to the side expressionlessly: "No, I'll find another place, and I'll come back tomorrow morning."

"We'll leave at dawn, we won't wait until the deadline."

Xiu directly ignored Seth and thanked the old man again.

"Also, pay for the meal before you leave." Luo Dan turned and came out of the room, and Chaoxiu stretched out his wrinkled hand, "For the sake of you being a supernatural being, I will charge you three dollars for this meal." A gold coin."

"..."

"Hahaha, Boss Luo, your ability to pluck geese is no worse than mine."

"When I was hanging out in the dark alley, you were still running around the street in crotch pants."

Rodin collected the gold coins and went into the house, Seth followed behind him, putting the tableware into the cabinet.

The old man nestled on the bed and curled up tightly under the quilt: "The temperature has dropped drastically recently, and I feel cold at night."

"It's cold, fix the windows, won't it be cold if the wind leaks at night?"

Seth picked up two pieces of firewood and threw them into the fireplace. The fire ignited and illuminated the dim room, gradually dispelling the coolness in the room.

Rodin could see clearly that Seth didn't use flint and steel or other combustion-supporting tools, but just snapped his fingers, and flames burst out of the fireplace.

"Isn't this waiting for you to buy the materials back?"

Looking at the blazing firewood, the old man felt drowsy slowly coming over him like a tide: "It's getting late, you should go back and rest early."

"It's okay, I'll sit down for a while." Seth sat in front of the fireplace to enjoy the fire, feeling a little drowsy from the warmth and feeling of fullness, "That kid is in trouble, you should have sent him away just now."

Luo Dan's breath became long, and he murmured dreamily: "It's common for homeless people, but rare for people with supernatural powers, let alone an honest child, don't bully others."

Seth was dissatisfied: "I bullied him? Obviously he bullied me."

"Such lame lies are spared."

"I didn't intend to take him into the city." Seth stared at the orange flames and stretched his waist. "If someone finds out that he is a supernatural being, he might have to make some trouble."

"Hey."

"kindness?"

Seth turned his head, and a shiny object fell into his hand.

It's a gold coin.

"Take the money and get out, don't disturb my rest."

Rodin turned over and covered his head with a quilt, and the sound of his blink resounded through the sky.

Seth walked out of the house lightly, closed the door, simply found a wooden board to block the leaky window, rubbed the gold coin in his hand in a daze, and finally flicked the gold coin into the air, caught it and put it in his pocket.

"Hey, trouble."