Doomsday Bandits and Tramps

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"Next!"

Xiu stood in the crowd, queuing for nearly half an hour, and they were almost there in front of him. Seth was whistling leisurely beside him, not at all looking prepared.

"Hey."

Xiu pushed Seth with his arm, and Seth looked at him with a question mark on his face: "What's wrong?"

"Stop pretending to be garlic!"

Xiu lowered his voice and covered his mouth to avoid the soldiers on patrol hearing: "We're coming soon."

"Ah, I know."

"you!"

Xiu Qi was so angry that he didn't know how to speak: "You, how are you going to help me get in?"

"Ah," Seth scratched his temples, and smiled embarrassedly, "I forgot that you don't have a certificate."

Xiu almost spat a mouthful of old blood on his face.

forget? !

Did you tell me with a smirk on your face that you forgot? !

"Next!"

The team walked a few steps forward, Xiu's eyes turned red, he wished he could skin the bandit in front of him alive.

"Yeah, I don't have a certificate, what are you going to do?"

"Oh, don't be angry."

Seth put his shoulders on Xiu's shoulders with a playful smile, leaned into his ear and whispered: "Don't worry, the gates of the city have been strictly checked these days, but in fact it is the 'candidate passage' that is strictly checked, and most of the troops have been dispatched. Well, relatively speaking, it’s a lot looser here, but we have to take care of it..."

Said, Seth rubbed his fingers in front of Xiu.

Damn, I was waiting for Lao Tzu here!

Xiu kept taking deep breaths, restraining the urge to strangle him: "How much?"

"Twenty gold coins."

"twenty!"

Xiu blurted out, and suddenly realized that his voice was too loud, he hurriedly covered his mouth, looked around as if no one noticed them, and then whispered again.

"Twenty? Why don't you go grab the money!"

"Ah, I'm stealing money," Seth suppressed a smile, "Didn't you know that I'm a bandit?"

"You!" Xiu was so angry that he gasped, "Do you believe it or not, I will turn against you!"

"Flip? Do you want to call someone?"

Not only was Seth not afraid, but he also analyzed the assistant carefully: "You can shout 'there are bandits here', but people in the military may not believe it. This method of creating chaos and then taking the opportunity to sneak into the city has long been used by people. It's rotten. Take ten thousand steps back and say that the people in the military believed me. I was captured and you lost the chance to enter the city. Are you sure you want to kill me?"

Seth still didn't forget to blow into his ear after finishing speaking, which caused the veins on Xiu's forehead to throb wildly.

Once or twice is fine, but after repeated teasing, Xiu seriously suspects that there is something wrong with the bandit's orientation.

In the last days, there are many situations where men and men are together. Xiu has no objection to this, but he doesn't want to explore his own orientation in this situation, and he can't stand the continuous harassment and X from a shameless man with negative favorability. hint.

Even if he can accept a man, it is absolutely, absolutely absolutely impossible to have anything to do with this perverted bandit!

Even if he was cut into pieces, skinned and boned and thrown out to feed the beasts, it would be absolutely impossible! ! !

"Next!"

The voice of the sentry came again, and the two of them were very close to the sentry.

"Hey, have you figured it out yet?" Seth's voice entered Xiu's ears again, "There are still three or five people coming to us."

Xiu gritted his teeth, but he had no choice but to give all the remaining gold coins to Seth: "Ten, there are only so many."

"Ah~~~" Seth collected the gold coins in embarrassment, and kept shaking his head, "Ten should be ten."

The corner of Xiu's mouth twitched, and his body froze with anger.

"Relax," Seth hugged him tighter, reminding him softly, "Don't talk for a while, just follow me."

"Heh, heh, do you think I have something to say to you now?"

"Yes, didn't you just say something?"

"..."

"Next!"

The two walked side by side to the sentry post. The sentry stopped them and mechanically said, "Certificate."

Xiu bowed his head and said nothing, Seth unhurriedly took out two certificates from his arms and handed them over, the sentry swept them on the instrument, made two beeps, and turned on the green light.

This is a passable signal.

Xiu heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that after wasting so much effort, he could finally enter the city.But the sentinel did not let the two pass, but checked the information on the certificate.

"Cetrick, and, Carol."

"Yes, I'm Setrick and he's Carol."

Seth touched Xiu, Xiu was startled, nodded stiffly, his heartbeat was over 180, and his palms were sweating coldly.

'I won't overturn the car when I hit the door. '

Xiu drummed in his heart, and secretly glanced at the sentinel guarding the gate.

The sentry kept looking at the ID card and their faces, then stared at the ID card for a while, and suddenly said, "Long, looks good."

"Hehe, it's okay, parents rewarded it." Seth joked with a smile.

"Okay, let's go in. Next!"

Seth took back his certificate, and dragged Xiu into the city halfway.

Xiu looked back at the sentinel, he noticed that the sentinel seemed to want to swallow the words back when he opened his mouth, but after he failed, he forcibly switched to an irrelevant topic, but the short sentence was particularly harsh, with a strange sense of disobedience. harmony.

long, long...

What was the sentinel trying to say?

"Hey, are you stupid?"

Xiu came back to his senses and met Seth's gaze: "Look at us coming in, ten gold coins are not in vain."

It's okay if you don't mention it, but when you mention it, Xiu will come or say: "You said you need to spend money to manage it, but you didn't get a single coin, and all ten gold coins went into your pocket."

"Hey, hey, I'll charge some necessary handling fees, and the reward for taking risks is not too much."

"Okay, the money has been paid, and the ID is given to me." Xiubu didn't like his tricks, and reached into Seth's clothes for the ID.

Set held his hand tightly, with a malicious smile on his face.

Before Xiu realized what he wanted to do, he heard him yelling towards the crowd: "Boss! I, I'm not such a casual person! You touch and kiss, how can you make more progress? The audience in the big court wants me Selling your body!"

What the hell!

Xiu exploded at that time, wishing to find a crack in the ground to get in, but Seth refused to let go, and the crowd rushed up in an instant, pointing at the two of them.

"Yo, it's fine for men and men, I'm not ashamed to dare such a thing in broad daylight."

"Who says it's not? It's really a declining world. In broad daylight, they are sold on the street."

"See, we are so poor that we can't even afford to eat, but the rich are extravagant and lustful, doing shameless things."

"Hey, this man doesn't look like a rich man."

"Oh, a poor ghost still wants to imitate others, how shameless!"

Seth pretended to be aggrieved, Xiu was scolded so that his scalp was numb, and he couldn't explain why he was stabbed in the back, so he could only admit it, and fell into the trap of this shameless bandit again!

"Okay, you have the guts!"

Xiu glared at Seth, and tried his best to push his hands away from the crowd.

"Hey, hey, wait for me."

Seth chased after him, and the crowd dispersed. The commotion just now seemed to have never happened. No one knew anyone when they left this street.

"Hey, walk slowly."

"roll!"

He didn't even look back, he just wanted to keep this rogue bandit away from him: "I've emptied my pockets and embarrassed me, what else do you want!"

Seth smiled without answering, and followed without hesitation: "Boss, you have spent money, so I have to guarantee the user experience."

"unnecessary!"

Xiu gritted his teeth, and the man behind him followed without missing a step. He could only speed up his pace, and almost ran away.After walking for two streets in a row, Xiu was so tired that he was out of breath, but when he turned around, he found that there was no one behind him, and there was no one in sight.

"Finally got rid of the rascal."

Xiu wiped his sweat, turned around, and saw that irritating face again.

"Are you a follower?"

"Aren't you tired?" Seth got an apple out of nowhere, "You must be thirsty after walking for so long."

Xiu frowned, took the apple in doubt, sniffed it at the tip of his nose, and took a bite suspiciously. The sweet juice overflowed his mouth, and he felt a little better after being ruined by someone.

"Sweet?" Seth asked.

"Well," Xiu replied indifferently, "Where did the apple come from? Don't tell me that you paid for it."

"No, this is..."

"Wow! Dad, a bad uncle took my apple just now!!!"

"Whoever is so shameless will snatch apples from children!"

"It's them!!!"

Before he took a second bite of the apple in his hand, a crying little girl across the street pointed at her, and a group of big men rushed towards him.

"Nima!"

Xiu cursed, stuffed the apple back into Seth, and ran away.

"stop!"

"Come on! Catch those two rascals!"

"Don't let them run away!"

Xiu ran desperately among the crowd, and Seth followed closely, still holding the bitten apple in his hand.

"Apple, don't you want to eat it?"

"Eat your uncle!"

Xiu yelled, "If you snatch everything from a child, you're still a human!"

"No, I asked for her consent!"

"fart!"

"Really!" Seth said, "I asked her, 'Little sister, can I have a bite of the apple in your hand?', she nodded and I took it!"

"..."

The two ran wildly all the way in the city, and finally got rid of the pursuit in an alley.

Xiu squatted on the ground and panted desperately, sweat dripped all over the floor, Seth was leaning against the wall, his hands propped up on his knees, and he was also panting: "Look, I can't tell you are running so fast, I almost missed it."

After a while, Xiu leaned against the wall and stood up, and the apple he bit into was handed over again: "Thirsty, are you thirsty, do you still want to eat?"

Xiumei jumped sharply, and froze Seth's legs with his hands: "You, if you dare to show up again, I will directly destroy you!"

After speaking, Xiu left the alley while panting.

"Hey, hello!"

Seth yelled twice, couldn't help laughing, looked down at the ice that bound his legs, with a slight movement, the ice shattered into shards, then flicked the slag on his trouser legs, and walked out of the alley, easily among the crowd. Locking on Xiu's back, he smacked his lips.

"Zuzu, people are not bad, but they are not funny."

He smiled, bit an apple and followed.