Doomsday Bandits and Tramps

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"Fuck! Isn't this me! When did I become a wanted criminal!"

While Xiu was shocked, he was thankful that he didn't shout out. The people around him didn't seem to notice his existence, and all their attention was on the arrest warrant.

"Now, hurry up and slip away."

Xiu lowered his head slightly, raised his hands to cover his face, and slowly withdrew from the crowd with the smallest movements.But the crowd kept pushing in, he didn't take a few steps back, and was pushed back again, so he could only retreat against the crowd again.

Back and forth several times, a woman shouted at him dissatisfied: "Hey, what's the matter with you, you are honestly jostling around, are you trying to take advantage of me!"

Xiu lowered his head, not daring to meet the man's eyes: "No, I'm sorry, I want to go out."

"If you want to go out, go quickly, why are you always crowded here!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just..."

Xiu took advantage of the gap in his speech to retreat, and there were people pushing in from behind. As soon as the crowd pushed, the woman leaned forward, and Xiu's hand touched the woman's chest by coincidence.

"Ah! Hooligans! There are hooligans!"

The woman screamed like a butcher, Xiuben was already nervous, now he panicked even more, and hurriedly defended: "No, I didn't."

"Nothing! You touched my mother's chest and said nothing!"

"I really didn't. It was her breasts that hit me."

The woman became anxious when she heard this, and pointed at Xiu's nose and cursed: "Hey! You stinky and shameless thing! You don't take a piss to show your own virtue, and my mother will stick to you!"

The woman's body was larger than the two Xius, and she was a shrew with her hips on her hips and cursing, and the onlookers booed.

"Yeah, there is a limit to being shameless. If you touch it, you touch it. If you don't admit it, it means you haven't touched it?"

"Isn't it? There are everyone these days. The mud in the gutter is really disgusting!"

"I said this man was sneaking around in the crowd just now, he couldn't be a thief, could he?"

"It's very possible! You see, he hasn't dared to look up, he must have stolen something! Everyone, check if there is anything missing on your body!"

"No, really not, I didn't touch her breasts, let alone steal anything."

While explaining, Xiu tried his best to escape from the crowd, but he was surrounded by the crowd and there was no way out.

"Bah, you shameless thief! You should chop off your unclean hands!"

"Catch him, tie him up and beat him up, let's see if he's still dishonest!"

"Yes, hit him if he doesn't admit it, until he admits it!"

The crowd swarmed up, and Xiu wanted to use his abilities to escape.But with so many people, if he uses his abilities, he will inevitably cause a large number of casualties. Not only will he not be able to escape, but it will be tantamount to telling everyone in the city, including the military, that he is a person with abilities. .

Xiu could only struggle desperately, trying to force his way out.But two fists were no match for four hands, and the woman clung to him relentlessly. Xiu was tired of coping, and suddenly the crowd exclaimed: "He, he is the wanted criminal on the bulletin board!"

Everyone stopped immediately, and the woman stopped pestering her.

Under everyone's horrified gaze, Xiu lowered his head to cover his face, and ran out of the crowd frantically, leaving everyone stunned in place with lingering fear.

"Hey, me, we just let him go?"

"Nonsense! The most wanted criminal with the second highest bounty, God knows how many lives are on his hands. Capture him? You don't want to live!"

The man nodded in fear, thought for a while and then asked: "He, what is he wanted for?"

"he is......"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and no one could tell what the wanted criminal had committed. Except for the portrait and the bounty, the other information on the wanted warrant was blank.

"However, I think he is very handsome."

"You are crazy, you actually have a crush on a murderer!"

"The arrest warrant didn't say that he had killed someone, what if something else happened!"

Yeah, what if he wasn't a murderer?

Even if he is a murderer, this is the city of Tinis, not the deserted wilderness outside the city. Are they afraid of each other alone when there are so many people?

"What are you doing? Hurry up! That's 100 gold bars!"

"Give way! Let all trouble go!"

"Hey, you don't have eyes when you walk!"

"Excuse me!"

"Be careful, you didn't see you hit someone!"

"sorry!"

"You lost your soul! Run so fast, rush to reincarnate!"

"Sorry! I'm in a hurry!"

Just as Xiu ran out of the small square, a crowd rushed behind him.He felt that he had suffered a lot of bad luck. He was either chased or chased away all morning, and now he became a wanted criminal for no reason!

Xiu was puzzled, but he had no time to think about it. The city of Tinis, which he was not familiar with, could only rely on his rough memory of the map to run desperately.

The street was crowded, Xiu stumbled and stumbled among the crowd, people on the street looked at him like a madman, but they didn't want this man to go ahead, followed by a group of people desperately chasing him.

"stop!"

"Hurry up and catch him!"

"Don't let him run away!"

The onlookers didn't know why, and saw a group of people chasing a person like crazy, but they didn't know why they were chasing.

Someone recognized an acquaintance from the chasing crowd, caught up and asked, and the other party hurriedly popped out the words 'wanted criminal', 'gold bars', and '100', and then chased after him.

As a result, more and more people were chasing after them, and the narrow street was suddenly blocked like a blood clot. Except for the few people in the front, the people in the back row were completely blind and followed. have no idea.

"Ha, ha, there's no end to this group of people!"

Xiu was out of breath when he ran, and his physical strength was quickly exhausted, but the distance behind him was getting closer and closer.

"No, if you run like this, you won't be able to escape even if you die."

Xiu looked around the street and saw a water valve at a construction site on the side of the road. Rubber water pipes were placed across the road, extending all the way to the moat on the opposite side of the road.

"Have it!"

With a flash of spiritual cultivation, he froze the water pipe in the middle of the road with his hand. The moment the crowd stepped on it, the brittle water pipe burst open, the water flow exploded, and the water splashed their eyes. Before everyone could figure out what happened, they saw a yellow-and-white Snake-shaped objects scurry around in the crowd, followed by howls of misery.

"Snake! There is a snake! It's a snake-shaped beast!"

"Impossible, how could there be... ah! I was bitten by it!"

"Stay away! Everyone, spread out!"

"Ah! Help, help!"

"Me! I was bitten by it too! What to do, it won't be poisonous, am I going to die!"

"Damn! What's going on!"

There was a mess in the crowd, and people in the outer circle saw it clearly and shouted: "It's a water pipe! Don't be afraid! It's just a broken water pipe!"

"There are no strange beasts! The water pipe is broken!"

"Fuck! I'm afraid of the water pipes! Hurry up and arrest people!"

Everyone took a closer look, and the wanted criminal had long since disappeared.

"What about people?"

"People are gone!"

"No! The person must not have run far, everyone, look for it! Spread out and look for it!"

The focus of the crowd quickly returned to the temptation of gold bars, and the mighty crowd spread out along both sides of the road, every corner of the streets and alleys was spared.

A few seconds later, someone suddenly shouted at the street: "This way! That person is running to Area C! Chase him!"

The turbulent crowd immediately flocked to Area C, but no one noticed that a man wearing a cowboy hat went against the crowd and lowered his head into the side alley.

"Okay, it's safe for now."

The alley was full of sundries, and in a hidden blind spot, Xiu was sweating profusely, his face was pale, and he collapsed on the ground panting for breath.

"Zuzu, I haven't seen you for a few hours, why have you become so embarrassed, my dear Mr. Wanted Criminal."

Xiu was unable to speak, and could only express his beautiful mood like a dog with a blank eye.

Seth turned a blind eye, and deliberately took out a brand new arrest warrant in front of him: "Name unknown, male gender, age unknown, if anyone can assist in apprehending this person, the military will reward him with 100 gold bars! Signed: City of Tinis Temple Tower, xx, xx, xx."

Seth finished reading word by word, with a straight face, flicked the portrait on the arrest warrant, and commented: "Well, this painting obviously cut corners, it's not half as good as your own."

"Do you need me to say thank you?" Xiu Cu asked panting.

"No, I'm just telling the truth," Seth smiled, "If you feel sorry for your conscience, you can just praise me."

Xiu didn't bother to complain about Seth's thick skin, he calmed down and stared at him: "Did you do something wrong?"

"Me? Oh, little brother, you think highly of me too."

Seth tore the wanted warrant into pieces, with a sincere tone and a slight sarcasm: "The wanted warrant was issued by the military, and I saw that they couldn't hide in time. How could they turn you into a wanted criminal?"

Xiu thinks about it, too, Seth is shameless, he is a rogue bandit who murders and steals goods, but he is not stupid, reporting to the military on the front foot, and then running to save people on the back foot...he should not be able to do it.

Maybe, he can do it?

Xiu stared suspiciously at Seth, who smiled ambiguously, which gave him goosebumps all over his body.

"I know I'm good-looking and charming, but you can't keep staring at me like this, I will feel that you have something wrong with me."

"Ouch." Xiu felt a little queasy.

"Okay, okay, I'm not as good-looking as you," Seth kicked his foot: "However, I advise you to get up and walk, in case you faint from heart ischemia, for 100 gold bars, I will not I promise not to take the risk and sell you."

Seth looked at the entrance of the alley: "Besides, it's not safe here."

Xiu snorted coldly, he wanted to get up, but his legs were sore and his arms couldn't make any effort: "I don't have the strength, I can't move."

Seth scratched his head, shook his head helplessly, and stretched out his hand: "Okay, you are the boss, who asked me to take your money."

Xiu raised his head and caught a glimpse of a slender, scarred hand. After hesitating for a moment, he chose to hold it.

Seth clenched his hands tightly, pulled Xiu up, and the two walked side by side into the depths of the alley.

"Thank you."

After breathing steadily, Xiu struggled for a while, and said, "Although I don't like you, I still want to thank you for saving me."

"You're welcome."

Seth was a little surprised, then smiled and put it on Xiu's shoulder: "It feels like someone is taking care of me, isn't it?"