Doomsday Bandits and Tramps

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The arduous offensive and defensive battle was finally over, and the belated guards took the four of them back to the garrison post.The squad leader was bandaging the wounded, and the remaining guardsmen in twos and threes cleaned the battlefield outside the sentry post, dug out the military badges of their comrades from the ashes of the charred corpses, and put them in sacks one by one.

Xiu sat on a mound of dirt outside the sentry post. The wind carried a scorched stench, and everything he could see was covered with scorched earth and broken and charred corpses.

Human, alien, mixed together.

It's hard to find a whole body.

"Here, thank you for your hard work."

Xiu took the water from Seth and gulped it clean.

"Slow down, no one is robbing you."

Seth squatted beside Xiu, looking at the soldiers busy in the trenches: "Thank you, if it wasn't for you this time, we would all have finished the game."

"you are welcome."

After drinking the water, Xiu tightened the bottle cap and stuffed it into Seth's arms: "It's only right and proper to take people's money and help them eliminate disasters."

Seth bumped into him in displeasure: "Hey, at least we have experienced life and death, not to mention the promise of body, don't be so indifferent."

Unprepared for this collision, he put one hand on the ground and got dirt on it.

Seth snickered and rolled his eyes at Xiu.

"That's why I hate you."

Xiu patted the dirt on his hands, got up and left, Seth chased after him involuntarily: "Hey, where are you going?"

"none of your business."

"Okay, each go back to each house, and each finds his own mother."

Seth scratched his head, took out a fanny pack from his arms, and whistled while shaking it in his hand.

The sound of metal colliding came into Xiu's ears, and he felt it was familiar, and subconsciously touched his chest—it was empty, the gold bar was gone!

He turned his head abruptly, and Seth was holding his purse containing gold bars!

"Fuck! When...you bastard! Give me back my things!"

Seth glanced at him, and said meanly: "Hey, you said it was yours, so it's yours?"

"Damn! I think you want to die!"

"Come on! If you catch me, I'll pay you back!"

Xiu turned around and chased after Seth, and Seth ran away. The two adults chased each other in the garrison post like children, and they kept arguing and cursing, which attracted the surrounding soldiers to stop and watch. Followed by booing and raising Yangzi, the laughter spread.

"You, you, you bastard bastard..."

Xiu ran out of breath and couldn't even catch up with Seth. What was even more irritating was that no matter how fast Xiu ran, Seth always kept a distance of two bodies from him, as if he could reach him with his hand. But life and death are a little bit close.

Seth dangled the fanny pack in front of Xiu, with thin sweat on his black flowery face, panting lightly: "Say it, if you catch me, I'll pay you back."

"You, how old are you? You still play such childish tricks!"

"How old you are can't change the fact that you can't catch me"

"Hold!"

Xiu beat his legs and rushed towards Seth with all his might, but he didn't notice that he was caught by the gravel under his feet, and he fell to the ground. Fortunately, Seth caught him first, so he didn't fall into the mud.

"Be careful," Seth hugged Xiu, carefully checking whether he was injured, "Before you flew from this building to that building, it was fine, but now you trip over a stone, it's not shameful."

"It's not the one who lost you!"

Xiu angrily knocked Seth away, grabbed his waist bag and left, someone refused to let go.

"release."

Xiu stared at Seth, but Seth turned a blind eye, begging for nothing but refusing to let go.

Xiu pressed the fire to grab the bag belt from Seth, but Seth held his hands down: "No, don't grab it, let's discuss it, okay?"

"There's nothing to discuss with a gangster."

"Hey, take it easy, my hand is strangling, it hurts."

Seth complained of pain, his hands were not tight at all, and he didn't try to grab Xiu, he put the bag on his left hand once, and his right hand once, but he couldn't grab it.

Cultivating qi so much that he almost gritted his teeth, feeling like he was being teased.

"Brother, baby, let's discuss, can you save some of the hard-earned money I have worked so hard to save?"

Xiu said firmly, "No way!"

"Why are you so stubborn."

Seth smiled, the more anxious Xiu was, the more he would not let go: "Don't rob, if you rob me again, I will call someone."

"Scream your throat, don't even think about taking away a gold bar today!"

"That's what you said."

Seth cleared his throat, and suddenly shouted at the onlookers: "Boss, don't be like this, how can you take advantage of me in public! I know I'm very attractive, but you can't be so impatient, so many Everyone is watching!"

Xiu was angry and ashamed, his face was as red as an overripe apple: "Damn it! You played this way when you entered the city gate, and now you are doing it again, do you have any new moves!"

Seth cast a wink at Chaoxiu: "It's not a new trick, as long as it works."

"Growing up so big, I have never seen such a shameless person like you!"

"You see it now," Seth said with a playful smile, and could clearly hear the voice of cultivating Qi to grinding his teeth, "I told you that the most important thing to survive in this world is what is face, can it be eaten?"

"you!"

Xiu felt that sooner or later he would be angered by this rascal, but for a bag full of gold bars, he decided to fight to the death with this rascal bandit.

"Okay, isn't it shameless!"

He kept repairing his neck, and shouted in a broken jar: "Stop pretending to be reserved with me! After collecting the money, you will do things obediently, and take good care of the master. Later, the master will introduce you to more business!"

The corner of Seth's eyes twitched, and he smiled playfully: "Baby, I'm wholeheartedly devoted to you, it's a bit hurtful for you to say that."

Xiu heard that he was farting all over his mouth, and he wanted to retaliate with an eye and teach this bandit and scoundrel a lesson.

"Why, I hit the spot, little Flammulina velutipes."

The smile on Seth's face deepened a little, and he leaned into Xiu's ear and whispered, "Is it because you don't know what's going on?"

Xiu suddenly felt his body tense, as if his whole body was electrocuted, he pushed Seth away abruptly, squatted down in pain, his face turned black and red for a while.

"Now, we're done."

Satisfied, Seth carried the purse on his shoulders, squatted in front of Xiu, propped his chin with one hand, and looked at his deflated appearance with great interest: "Baby, I'll buy you two catties of enoki mushrooms later, just don't care. Do you know if this counts as brotherhood?"

"you you you!"

Xiu was so angry that he scolded but couldn't make a sound. In his heart, he had long thought that this rascal would be eaten alive by thousands of knives!

Conroy watched the show for a long time, and seeing that Xiu was teased too badly, he stepped forward and joked, "I heard you guys discussing business and trade from afar. When did the famous red-tailed scorpion start a flesh business?"

"No way, life forced me."

Seth supported Xiu to get up, whether he wanted to or not, half of his body blocked the person behind him: "The business is not good recently, so I can only find ways to expand the business."

"I thought you Jinpan washed your hands and became a bodyguard, but I didn't expect it to be this 'bustard'."

Conroy looked at Xiu, and extended his hand to him politely: "Thanks to your help, the military was able to hold the [-]-day line of defense this time. Let me introduce you formally. My name is Conroy, and I am from the First Army of Temple Tower in Tinis City." Legion Commander, this is Barlow, my deputy."

Xiu nodded slightly towards the two of them, and was about to speak, but was interrupted by Seth: "Why, you want to steal customers?"

"Huh?" Conroy frowned.

"Tell you, he is Lao Tzu's first guest, and no one should think of him."

Seth slapped Conroy's hand away, then silently pressed Xiu's hand that was trying to steal the gold bars, and took the opportunity to pinch his ass.

Hugh stared at Seth, who winked shamelessly at him.

Xiu was ashamed to look, and pulled his hand back in a muffled voice.

Conroy saw it, met Seth's gaze, and smiled thoughtfully: "The two of you have a good relationship."

"It is necessary. Maintaining a good relationship with customers is my service tenet. You are right, baby."

Seth hugged Xiu's waist intimately, and gently blew in his ear.

With a shudder, Xiu pushed Seth away in disgust, and walked away in embarrassment.

"Hey, why are you still shy when you hugged and whispered a few words last night?"

Conroy shook his head and snapped his fingers at Seth: "Okay, it's all a joke, don't keep bullying others."

Seth said: "You don't understand, this kind of thin-skinned jokes are interesting."

"Just do it, turn around and drive people into a hurry, run away, I'll see where you can find such a treasure again."

"Don't worry about it, Mrs. Kang."

Conroy smiled: "You really are."

"Report to the commander, the battlefield has been cleaned up, and a total of 351 military tags have been recovered, please instruct."

Conroy looked at the burlap bag oozing blood in the soldier's hand, sighed silently, and said: "Check the list of soldiers who died in the battle, and put all the military badges in the Hall of the Dead. Do a good job of comforting the family members, and pay the pension at the highest standard."

"Yes!"

"351," Seth watched as the burlap bag containing the military badge was delivered to the armored vehicle, "this is just a soldier stationed at the sentry post."

"Well," Conroy looked up, looking into the distance along the scorched earth, "this time I won by luck, but next time, next time..."

Seth didn't speak, but put his hand on Conroy's shoulder and squeezed it hard.

Conroy pulled the corner of his mouth weakly: "Okay, you don't need to comfort me anymore, knowing that you have worked hard and accomplished a lot."

Conroy smiled, opened the rear door of the armored vehicle, and made a gesture of invitation: "Let's go, I'll see you off."

"Thank you, we won't bother you anymore."

"It should be," said Conroy, "You and your guests had a 'battle' last night, and today is another big battle, you must be exhausted. As a thank you, how about I send you two back to the city? "

Before Seth could answer, the soldiers surrounded him.

Seth chuckled, crossed his arms and stared at Conroy and Barlow, who were gearing up, "Hey, the two military masters also have needs?"

"The taste of the famous red-tailed scorpion, I'm afraid no one here would want to taste it."

"Hey, that's a pity," Seth touched his chin regretfully, "My business is not over yet, so it's not kind to take on a new job."

"If I give double the price, how about the two of you?" Conroy said.

"It seems interesting."

"agreed?"

Seth shrugged noncommittally, and shouted out of the crowd: "Baby, someone invited us to go back to the city for a while, what's your opinion?

As soon as Seth finished speaking, the roar of the motorcycle rushed away from the crowd, Seth turned over and got on the car, and there was another roar of the engine, the motorcycle directly rushed out of the garrison post, and disappeared in front of everyone's eyes in the dust.

"Ahem, ahem, Commander, they robbed the spare motorcycles of the garrison post, we..."

"Forget it, let them go, get in the car and return to Tinis City."

"Yes!"

Conroy waved his hand and flicked away the dust: "Let's go, Barlow, we're going back too."

Barlow looked in the direction the two left, without moving.

"Baro?"

"That tramp," said Barlow, "don't you think he looks like Carol?"