Doomsday Bandits and Tramps

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Xiu still remembered that he swore countless times that he would never have anything to do with a bandit, especially this shameless, slick, rogue bandit.

But fate is so wonderful.

He was slapped severely by his oath, not only fell in love, but also lost his body.

Of course, it wasn't him who really lost his virginity.

Xiu opened his eyes, and when he woke up, the sun was falling on their smooth chests.

He subconsciously stretched out his hand to cover his eyes, his breath was full of familiar and warm smell, after getting used to it a little, Xiu turned around, hugged Seth tightly, and kissed him on the shoulder.

Seth moved suddenly, without opening his eyes, he stretched out his arms to hug Xiu, and hummed, "Are you awake?"

"kindness."

Xiu buried himself in Seth's shoulder, breathed hard on the smell of his body, and then looked up at him: "Are you okay? Will you be..."

Seth softly pressed the man back into his arms: "Are you asking such an inappropriate topic so early in the morning?"

"Seriously," Xiu touched his buttocks, "would it be uncomfortable?"

"It's okay," Seth said with a light smile, "Next time you experience it and you'll know."

Xiu remembered the lingering scene of the two of them last night, and blushed instantly: "I didn't expect... I didn't object to you or anything."

"Don't you not believe me?"

Seth said: "Since my words are unsubstantiated, the best way is to use my body to prove my innocence. Now you can believe that I am serious?"

Let you taste the sweetness first and stabilize the morale of the army. In the future, there will be opportunities to train you slowly, so don't rush for a while.

Seth thought, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

Xiu didn't know what Seth was thinking, but hearing the laughter, he knew that this person had committed an old problem again.

However, forget it.

Anyway, what should have happened has happened, and what should not have happened has happened.

In the future, if this guy is no longer serious, he can deal with him openly—in every sense of the word.

With their own little thoughts in their hearts, the two stayed together for a while longer.At noon, the two of them were woken up by the hungry sound of Gululu, washed and dressed, and went out to find Kafka and others.

"Are you hungry?" Seth touched Xiu's stomach, "Look at you being so thin, you were quite energetic last night."

"I don't call it thin, I call it lean," Xiu said, "It's you who haven't eaten anything since last night."

"Aren't you the same?"

"I'm used to it. It's okay to be hungry for one meal and two meals."

"Nonsense," Seth pinched Xiu's waist, "With me here in the future, you can't miss three meals a day. From now on, my goal is to fatten you up into a ball, In this way, no one will miss you, and you will never be able to escape my palm for the rest of your life."

Xiu looked at him with a questioning face: "Where are you feeding the pigs?"

Seth smiled and shook his head: "Pigs are not as good as you."

"Get lost." Xiu scolded with a smile.

Seth put his arms around Xiu's shoulders, and the two walked through the deserted ruins under the midday sun.

The weather in the south is much warmer than that in the north, and I started sweating after walking for a while.

"We got up so late, might they have already eaten?"

"It's better to eat," Seth said, "I'll take you to Tinis City to eat barbecue. I often went there when I was serving. The taste is amazing. If you eat it once, you will never forget it."

"it is good."

The two came to the foothold of Kafka and his party, pushed open the door, and the cups and trays in the house fell to the ground, a mess, as if they had been ransacked.

Xiu's eyes widened, and it was difficult to find a place to stay in the house: "What, what's the situation? Is it a bandit or a strange beast?"

"It doesn't look like a strange beast. Everyone in the dark alley has to give Rodin some face. No bandit dares to attack here, but there is Israel here."

The two dispersed to find someone in the house. Prin was sitting unconscious on the stairs on the first floor holding a wine bottle, Israel passed out drunk on the floor of the room on the second floor, and Ismail was still sleeping.

The most outrageous ones are Rodin and Kafka. When Seth and Xiu found them, they passed out drunk on the rooftop, three or four wine bottles were poured beside them, and there were several oiled paper bags at their feet, which contained leftover broken bones. Kafka was leaning against the wall, sleeping with his head down, still holding the bottle in his hand. Rodin lay on Kafka's lap, as if taking his feet for a wine bottle, snoring loudly, and could smell the smell of wine.

"My God," Seth pinched his nose, picked up the wine bottle on the ground and shook it, "drink it all? These two alcoholics can do it."

"When Boss Luo came yesterday, I saw that there were only two bottles of wine in his trolley."

"It's probably because this old thing took out all its treasures."

Seth picked up another wine bottle, and knocked the two wine bottles loudly in his hands, waking up everyone one by one.

"Ah~~~ Brother, good morning."

"It's still early? It's already noon."

"What?!"

Prin stood up abruptly, feeling dizzy, he couldn't stand still and fell back to his seat. He covered his head and asked, "It's already noon?"

"What do you think?"

Seth dragged Prinne up and drove him out to wash.

Israel dragged Ismail downstairs and went to wash up too. The two old guys were still drinking and met their confidants. They felt that they were not enjoying themselves, so they made an appointment to drink again next time.

Seth and Xiu were hungry, they cleaned the room silently, and opened the windows for ventilation.

Seth complained: "Drink, drink, you two will drown in alcohol sooner or later."

"What do you know, a gangster bachelor like you will never understand the joy of meeting friends with wine."

"Tch, it's as if no one knows how to drink. Seriously, if you try hard to drink, your old man may not be able to drink more than me."

Rodin annoyed Seth: "Hey, you really want to drink. I guess you don't even have a friend who can drink with you."

Who would have thought that Seth puffed up his chest, put his arms around Xiu, and said proudly: "Old bachelor, I am a man with companions, unlike you."

"Hey......"

"What are you afraid of," said Seth, "we both love each other, we are aboveboard, and we are afraid that people will find out."

Xiu didn't know how to say Seth, so he blushed and agreed.

Ismail heard that pushing a wheelchair was comparable to a race car driver, and rushed to Xiu's side with sparks and lightning all the way. The two big characters of "gossip" were engraved on her face, and she kept tugging at his sleeve to ask for details.

Xiu could only smile in embarrassment, and the breasts at the neckline were exposed during the pulling. Ismail glanced at him and smacked his lips at Seth: "Beast."

Xiu hastily explained: "Ah, it's not what you think."

Ismail looked at Xiu, suddenly understood something, and smacked his lips at Seth again with the same expression: "Beasts are worse."

Seth: "???"

Luo Dan didn't believe it at first, but suddenly his eyes fell on Xiu's neckline, he squinted his eyes, grabbed Xiu's shirt and pulled it down, uncovered a corner of his neckline, revealing a few obvious breasts, then looked at Seth again, Then he let go, patted Xiu on the face, and walked away with his hands behind his back.

"Boss Luo, what does that mean?" Xiu was confused, "He doesn't like me?"

Seth helped fix the neckline: "Don't pay attention to him, blame the old man."

Kafka, reeking of alcohol, passed by the two of them: "I guess he's thinking, all the cabbage has been swallowed by pigs."

"Who is this old bastard scolding! No, I have to settle accounts with him."

"never mind."

Xiu pulled Seth, who bared his teeth and claws, looking like he was going to eat people.

Kafka looked at the two amusedly, with the love and silent blessings of the elders in his eyes, he didn't notice what he bumped into, and the next moment he heard a tingling sound: "Oh, be careful, you hit someone It hurts."

When Kafka turned his head, a pair of snow-white pillows almost touched his eyes.

He took two steps back calmly, looked at the graceful eyes, smiled, and walked away.

"Hey, what does this old man mean?"

"It means you're not attractive enough." Seth said from the side.

"Hey, there are no men in this dark alley that my old lady can't handle."

Seth frowned slightly.

"You don't count," Yaona said, "If you were straight, I would have taken you down."

Seth warned bluntly: "Hey, be careful what you say, don't talk about it here."

"Hey, you are a person who forgets friends after seeing sex, is my mother wrong?"

Niao Grace put the tray in her hand on the table, pointed at Xiu with her hips on her hips and said to Seth: "If he is straight, he doesn't have any part in you. My old lady has served him obediently long ago. It doesn't look like you. He usually looks pretty. Damn, when it's time to get down to business, you put on a dead face, hang out in my shop and drink, don't know if you think..."

Seth hurriedly covered his curvaceous mouth, but the words still leaked into Xiu's ears, so he couldn't help laughing, bowed his head to take out the trash, passed by Seth on the way out, and patted his buttocks.

Seth trembled, and laughed and cursed in his heart.

"You little brat, you've failed your studies. No, I have to find a chance to revive Fu Gang."

Seth's subtle expression changes couldn't escape her curly eyes, she covered her mouth, and secretly chuckled: "Before, there was a rumor in the dark alley that the famous red-tailed scorpion was an m, I still don't believe it, dirty, look at you now Look, I can’t believe it or not~~~”

Oh shit!That old immortal, I will destroy him sooner or later!

Seth scolded his mother in his heart, and chased her away calmly: "Women are just talkative, why are you here, get out of here."

"Yo, I'm angry." You gracefully smiled, turning the pages faster than a book, and put on a flattering expression, "I'm not afraid that you're overworked, so I specially brought you food Yet?"

Niao Grace lifted the cloth on the tray, which was far richer than the weight of two people.

After washing up, Prin entered the room, his eyes lit up when he saw the food: "Wow, lady boss, you've made a fortune."

"Look at what you say, as if I'm mean."

As she spoke, she took out a letter from her chest: "Here, your letter arrived two days ago, and I'll keep it for you."

"letter?"

Pullin opened the envelope, glanced at it, then rushed up to the second floor and slammed the door with a bang.

"What happened to him?" Israel asked.

Xiu looked at Seth: "Could that letter be..."

Niao Grae said, "It's from Tinis City."

The rest is self-evident.

Xiu said, "He didn't pass the exam again?"

"This stinky boy."

Seth slapped the table and went upstairs angrily, Xiu hurriedly followed, Seth was already banging on the door.

"Stinky boy! Come on man, get out of here!"

"Speak well," Xiu scolded Seth, while knocking on the door, and comforted him, "Prin, it's okay, you open the door, I promise Seth won't dare to do anything to you."

After a while, the door opened.

With red and swollen eye sockets, Prince had tears and snot running down his face.

"Crying, you know how to cry, just look at your cowardly face."

Seth folded his arms around his chest, snorted coldly and said, "I told you to be playful and not read seriously, but now you know how to cry, it's late..."

"Big brother!"

With a cry, Prin threw himself into Seth's arms.

Both Seth and Xiu were terrified by this, thinking that a single exam would not cause them to cry like this, but they heard Prince yell loudly.

"...I, I passed the exam."