Invalid confession
Chapter 04 "Good night, monitor."
"Squad leader, are you busy this afternoon?" Shao Hanye asked while leaning on his chin.
Jiang Heng just came back from cleaning the fresh-keeping box, and was wiping his hands, "Tell me what you want."
"I want to ask for a leave." Shao Hanye said.
"You don't need to ask me for leave to go to the toilet." Jiang Heng put the used paper into the garbage bag.
"I remember this, my memory is still good," Shao Hanye said, "I mean, I want to ask for leave for late self-study."
Jiang Heng turned around to look at him, with a bland expressionless expression, rather oppressive, which did not match his gentle appearance.
Shao Hanye hissed, no matter how you look at this pair of ruthless silver-rimmed glasses, it doesn't please your eyes.
"Squad leader, are you short-sighted?" Shao Hanye asked.
Jiang Heng was helpless, "I'm not nearsighted, what kind of glasses should I wear?"
"Maybe it's to maintain your ruthless personality." Shao Hanye narrowed his eyes and looked at it.
That's what I said, but obviously, the indifferent Jiang Heng is also very good-looking.
However, it may also be because this person has grown up perfectly in Shao Hanye's aesthetics, and he is simply pleasing to the eye no matter how he looks at it.
Jiang Heng sighed and took off his glasses.
Shao Hanye said again: "It's much better this time, I'm afraid of you wearing glasses."
Jiang Heng put on his glasses again, and asked quietly, "Why do you ask for leave for evening self-study?"
Shao Hanye slid his upper body to his chest, "As you heard in the car, Brother Han is coming to pick me up."
"What did Brother Han pick you up for?" Jiang Heng asked calmly.
"Go to dinner," Shao Hanye said, "We haven't seen each other for a long time. He came here to do business, and he happened to be free. He wanted to take a look at me in a limited time. He will return to Province A in a few days."
"There is no single case of asking for leave for this reason." Jiang Heng said.
Sun Rong turned her head back, "Yeah, aren't you embarrassing the class monitor? Who has a meal and invites you to study in the evening? We are all in our third year of high school."
Shao Hanye made a "tsk" sound, "Can you learn to be a child? If you really can't, just look at your tablemate, how honest he is, and how soundly he sleeps."
"You!" Sun Rong stared angrily.
"All right, all right, he was joking," Jiang Heng said to Shao Hanye again, "You're almost done, you bully girls too."
"Girls, I bully too," Shao Hanye bit the words, "Squad leader, according to your logic, boys, can I bully?"
Jiang Heng stared at him for a while, and then softened his tone slightly: "Senior, you can ask for leave for today's evening self-study, but this is not an example."
"I'm going?!" Sun Rong shook the chair in shock.
Shao Hanye glanced at her arrogantly.
Sun Rong looked at Shao Hanye, then at Jiang Heng, who was about to enter the study state, and hurriedly said: "Squad leader, I also want to eat, my dearest best friend is going to province A, we will meet tonight The last side."
"Huh?" Zhao Zhiran smoothed her bangs sleepily, and said with a silly smile, "Rong Rong, isn't it me that is your dearest girlfriend?"
Jiang Heng couldn't help laughing, "Okay, stop making trouble, and study hard, Senior Shao, you too."
"Follow orders." Shao Hanye lowered his head to read a book.
It wasn't that Jiang Heng was really deceived by Shao Hanye's exaggerated acting skills, and his heart softened, but that Lao Zhou's words kept lingering in his mind.
"It's a problem if you manage too much and not enough." Also, "I dropped out of school in the next semester of my third year of high school."
Jiang Heng absolutely does not allow such a thing to happen, he will give Shao Hanye a period of adaptation, so that he can integrate into the class as soon as possible and completely, so he must not be tight or loose.
In the evening, Jiang Heng took home the last bottle of milk that Shao Hanye gave him, put it together with the one brought back by his father, and the same kind returned to the team.
When my mother came out to drink water, she reminded Jiang Heng, "Go to bed early, don't study too late."
Dad's snoring has already shaken the living room, an old cadre who looks very thin, but actually snores very loudly.
Jiang Heng said, "Well, good night, Mom."
He usually glances at his phone before going to sleep, in fact, to set an alarm clock.
He didn't add anyone on WeChat, so he really found it troublesome.
He is used to subtracting from life, improving efficiency, and giving priority to avoiding risks and troubles.
This kind of life that can be in the comfort zone and think rationally at any time is what he needs, especially in the third year of high school where grades are required.
But today, a big change appeared in his world.
Shao Hanye's semi-naked photo is now at the top of his WeChat friend list.
It's not on the top, because I haven't added anyone, so it's automatically the first, but this avatar, even if it's not on the top, is conspicuous enough.
Jiang Heng clicked in and took a look. It was Zhang Shasha who took the photo, accurately showing Shao Hanye's perfect inverted triangle figure and eight-pack abs.
This is also, too straightforward...
Jiang Heng laughed helplessly, and zoomed in on the picture, his face was still Shao Hanye's usual naughty smile, a pair of sunglasses was put on the bridge of his tall nose, his bangs were all lifted up, and his thick sword eyebrows were raised wantonly, frivolous and arrogant.
Jiang Heng stared at this photo for a long time, and also thought about it for a long time.
Shao Hanye is different from anyone he has ever met before, he lives freely and freely.
In him, you can also see the perfect fusion of various contradictions, naive and mature, lazy and focused, rough and sharp, and so on.
He lived as a polyhedron.
On the other hand, Jiang Heng thinks that he is more like a perfect floor plan.
In the self-given field, strive to be the ultimate, seemingly perfect, but in fact, it is because of not standing on a higher ground.
And if his attractiveness is the gentle mask he created for himself, then Shao Hanye's attractiveness is innate.
He only needs to stand there and chat with others casually, and he can establish a connection with others and even become friends.
This is what Jiang Heng can't achieve in his life on the basis of his indifferent temper.
Therefore, Jiang Heng did not have a critical attitude towards allowing himself to approach the new variable this time. Instead, he would praise himself in his heart.
He finally took the step, even subconsciously, before reason stopped him.
Shao Hanye's WeChat name still maintains his own contradictory attitude, in stark contrast to the unscrupulous profile picture, only the three characters Shao Hanye.
The address was sent to him, it was very detailed, and it was not far from his home, so it should be for the third middle school.
Jiang Heng typed a reply.
[JH: Received. 】
Jiang Heng took his pajamas to take a shower, and when he came back to set the alarm, he found that Shao Hanye had already sent him a whole page of messages.
[Shao Hanye: Little squad leader, little Jiang Heng. 】
[Shao Hanye: Are you going to sleep? 】
[Shao Hanye: I have to wait a while, because I drank too much, so I'm going to sleep right now, and I don't have to go to class tomorrow morning. 】
[Shao Hanye: Do you know why?Because I would definitely get up in the middle of the night and throw up. 】
【Shao Hanye: But, if I vomit before going to bed, I won’t have to wake up in the middle of the night. 】
[Shao Hanye: As smart as I am, you should praise me, I really want to hear what you have to say now. 】
[Shao Hanye: Forget it, go to sleep, I won't bother you anymore. 】
[Shao Hanye: You have to rest well, you are already very tired from studying, and you still have to be the class monitor and the chairman of the student union. 】
[Shao Hanye: Did you give me Do Not Disturb?Don't forget to do not disturb, or I will affect your sleep. 】
[Shao Hanye: I'm so annoying, don't bother me, little squad leader, I just remembered about Do Not Disturb, I drank too much, my brain is not good, I apologize to you. 】
The screen of the mobile phone reflected Jiang Heng's slightly raised mouth, which Jiang Heng himself didn't realize, but the top of the chat box still showed that he was typing.
Jiang Heng adjusted his sitting posture slightly, and directly clicked on the video call.
This is the fastest way for his family to find his grandma. Jiang Heng feels that now it is necessary to simply and rudely end this drunkard's drunken madness.
They both need to sleep.
"Damn it?" Shao Hanye's face was still slapped, except that his hairstyle was a bit messy, and when he opened his mouth... he became even more stupid.
"Are you real or fake?" Shao Hanye's face quickly moved closer to the screen, and now only one nostril remained.
Jiang Heng closed his eyes helplessly, then opened them again.
Shao Hanye moved a little further away, probably because he realized that the nostrils cannot replace the eyes.
"It's true," Jiang Heng said, "Senior, it's already two o'clock in the morning, you should go to bed."
"Well," Shao Hanye nodded with a smile, "You too, good night, little squad leader."
Jiang Heng was stunned, he didn't expect Shao Hanye to be so obedient, and by the time he realized it, Shao Hanye had already hung up the video.
Looking at the chat box of the two of them again, the typing at the top is gone.
Jiang Heng was indeed puzzled, but more worried.
Holding the mobile phone and thinking for a while, the door of the opposite bedroom opened, and the snoring sound of my father was still there, that was my mother.
Jiang Heng quickly lifted the quilt and got out of bed.
"Mom," Jiang Heng opened the door, "I feel like vomiting when I'm drunk, how can I relieve it?"
"Huh?" My mother didn't wake up much, but she said immediately: "If you can vomit early, vomit early. Then, drink more warm water, and if possible, take omeprazole enteric-coated capsules to protect the stomach."
"Okay," Jiang Heng closed the door, "Good night, mom."
"Well, good night." My mother whispered when she was about to enter the door, "Who is drunk?" After that, there was no more sound.
Jiang Heng sent the news to Shao Hanye.
After 5 minutes, Shao Hanye returned a voice message to him, his voice was a little hoarse, "I'm done vomiting, I don't have warm water at home, there is mineral water in the refrigerator, I put it for 2 minutes and drank it, and there is no Lazaochangzi capsule you mentioned , I replaced it with two pieces of sugar."
Jiang Heng couldn't believe it, how could there be such a capable person! ?Can this be substituted?Also, what did he replace!
"Okay, go to bed early, I'm fine, I'll be fine after vomiting, I'll still be handsome tomorrow."
"You go to sleep now, right away."
Jiang Heng felt like his lungs were going to explode with anger. He hadn't been so angry for many years. The last time, when he was in the first year of junior high school, he saw a group of kids throwing stones at stray cats by the side of the road.
Forget it, calm down the anger, Jiang Heng, calm down.
Taking a few deep breaths, Jiang Heng said good night, and immediately set the alarm clock to sleep.
"Is your classmate drunk?" Mom put breakfast on the table.
Jiang Heng took a bean bag, "Yes, Shao Hanye who gave me milk yesterday."
"The one with six bottles of milk a day?" Dad took a sip of the porridge, "Why is this kid so bad at taking care of himself? What about his parents? Don't you care about him?"
Jiang Heng thought for a moment, "It doesn't seem to be here, his family is from province A, and he came here to go to high school by himself."
Dad shook his head, "That's really not easy."
"It's okay for you to bring him home for dinner," my mother said, "and don't insist on your social distance."
The author has something to say:
Shao Hanye: "Who! Who told me to eat!"
Jiang Heng: "...my mother."
What Shao Hanye heard: "Me! Me! Me!"
Thanks for comments and favorites!bow!See you tomorrow~
Jiang Heng just came back from cleaning the fresh-keeping box, and was wiping his hands, "Tell me what you want."
"I want to ask for a leave." Shao Hanye said.
"You don't need to ask me for leave to go to the toilet." Jiang Heng put the used paper into the garbage bag.
"I remember this, my memory is still good," Shao Hanye said, "I mean, I want to ask for leave for late self-study."
Jiang Heng turned around to look at him, with a bland expressionless expression, rather oppressive, which did not match his gentle appearance.
Shao Hanye hissed, no matter how you look at this pair of ruthless silver-rimmed glasses, it doesn't please your eyes.
"Squad leader, are you short-sighted?" Shao Hanye asked.
Jiang Heng was helpless, "I'm not nearsighted, what kind of glasses should I wear?"
"Maybe it's to maintain your ruthless personality." Shao Hanye narrowed his eyes and looked at it.
That's what I said, but obviously, the indifferent Jiang Heng is also very good-looking.
However, it may also be because this person has grown up perfectly in Shao Hanye's aesthetics, and he is simply pleasing to the eye no matter how he looks at it.
Jiang Heng sighed and took off his glasses.
Shao Hanye said again: "It's much better this time, I'm afraid of you wearing glasses."
Jiang Heng put on his glasses again, and asked quietly, "Why do you ask for leave for evening self-study?"
Shao Hanye slid his upper body to his chest, "As you heard in the car, Brother Han is coming to pick me up."
"What did Brother Han pick you up for?" Jiang Heng asked calmly.
"Go to dinner," Shao Hanye said, "We haven't seen each other for a long time. He came here to do business, and he happened to be free. He wanted to take a look at me in a limited time. He will return to Province A in a few days."
"There is no single case of asking for leave for this reason." Jiang Heng said.
Sun Rong turned her head back, "Yeah, aren't you embarrassing the class monitor? Who has a meal and invites you to study in the evening? We are all in our third year of high school."
Shao Hanye made a "tsk" sound, "Can you learn to be a child? If you really can't, just look at your tablemate, how honest he is, and how soundly he sleeps."
"You!" Sun Rong stared angrily.
"All right, all right, he was joking," Jiang Heng said to Shao Hanye again, "You're almost done, you bully girls too."
"Girls, I bully too," Shao Hanye bit the words, "Squad leader, according to your logic, boys, can I bully?"
Jiang Heng stared at him for a while, and then softened his tone slightly: "Senior, you can ask for leave for today's evening self-study, but this is not an example."
"I'm going?!" Sun Rong shook the chair in shock.
Shao Hanye glanced at her arrogantly.
Sun Rong looked at Shao Hanye, then at Jiang Heng, who was about to enter the study state, and hurriedly said: "Squad leader, I also want to eat, my dearest best friend is going to province A, we will meet tonight The last side."
"Huh?" Zhao Zhiran smoothed her bangs sleepily, and said with a silly smile, "Rong Rong, isn't it me that is your dearest girlfriend?"
Jiang Heng couldn't help laughing, "Okay, stop making trouble, and study hard, Senior Shao, you too."
"Follow orders." Shao Hanye lowered his head to read a book.
It wasn't that Jiang Heng was really deceived by Shao Hanye's exaggerated acting skills, and his heart softened, but that Lao Zhou's words kept lingering in his mind.
"It's a problem if you manage too much and not enough." Also, "I dropped out of school in the next semester of my third year of high school."
Jiang Heng absolutely does not allow such a thing to happen, he will give Shao Hanye a period of adaptation, so that he can integrate into the class as soon as possible and completely, so he must not be tight or loose.
In the evening, Jiang Heng took home the last bottle of milk that Shao Hanye gave him, put it together with the one brought back by his father, and the same kind returned to the team.
When my mother came out to drink water, she reminded Jiang Heng, "Go to bed early, don't study too late."
Dad's snoring has already shaken the living room, an old cadre who looks very thin, but actually snores very loudly.
Jiang Heng said, "Well, good night, Mom."
He usually glances at his phone before going to sleep, in fact, to set an alarm clock.
He didn't add anyone on WeChat, so he really found it troublesome.
He is used to subtracting from life, improving efficiency, and giving priority to avoiding risks and troubles.
This kind of life that can be in the comfort zone and think rationally at any time is what he needs, especially in the third year of high school where grades are required.
But today, a big change appeared in his world.
Shao Hanye's semi-naked photo is now at the top of his WeChat friend list.
It's not on the top, because I haven't added anyone, so it's automatically the first, but this avatar, even if it's not on the top, is conspicuous enough.
Jiang Heng clicked in and took a look. It was Zhang Shasha who took the photo, accurately showing Shao Hanye's perfect inverted triangle figure and eight-pack abs.
This is also, too straightforward...
Jiang Heng laughed helplessly, and zoomed in on the picture, his face was still Shao Hanye's usual naughty smile, a pair of sunglasses was put on the bridge of his tall nose, his bangs were all lifted up, and his thick sword eyebrows were raised wantonly, frivolous and arrogant.
Jiang Heng stared at this photo for a long time, and also thought about it for a long time.
Shao Hanye is different from anyone he has ever met before, he lives freely and freely.
In him, you can also see the perfect fusion of various contradictions, naive and mature, lazy and focused, rough and sharp, and so on.
He lived as a polyhedron.
On the other hand, Jiang Heng thinks that he is more like a perfect floor plan.
In the self-given field, strive to be the ultimate, seemingly perfect, but in fact, it is because of not standing on a higher ground.
And if his attractiveness is the gentle mask he created for himself, then Shao Hanye's attractiveness is innate.
He only needs to stand there and chat with others casually, and he can establish a connection with others and even become friends.
This is what Jiang Heng can't achieve in his life on the basis of his indifferent temper.
Therefore, Jiang Heng did not have a critical attitude towards allowing himself to approach the new variable this time. Instead, he would praise himself in his heart.
He finally took the step, even subconsciously, before reason stopped him.
Shao Hanye's WeChat name still maintains his own contradictory attitude, in stark contrast to the unscrupulous profile picture, only the three characters Shao Hanye.
The address was sent to him, it was very detailed, and it was not far from his home, so it should be for the third middle school.
Jiang Heng typed a reply.
[JH: Received. 】
Jiang Heng took his pajamas to take a shower, and when he came back to set the alarm, he found that Shao Hanye had already sent him a whole page of messages.
[Shao Hanye: Little squad leader, little Jiang Heng. 】
[Shao Hanye: Are you going to sleep? 】
[Shao Hanye: I have to wait a while, because I drank too much, so I'm going to sleep right now, and I don't have to go to class tomorrow morning. 】
[Shao Hanye: Do you know why?Because I would definitely get up in the middle of the night and throw up. 】
【Shao Hanye: But, if I vomit before going to bed, I won’t have to wake up in the middle of the night. 】
[Shao Hanye: As smart as I am, you should praise me, I really want to hear what you have to say now. 】
[Shao Hanye: Forget it, go to sleep, I won't bother you anymore. 】
[Shao Hanye: You have to rest well, you are already very tired from studying, and you still have to be the class monitor and the chairman of the student union. 】
[Shao Hanye: Did you give me Do Not Disturb?Don't forget to do not disturb, or I will affect your sleep. 】
[Shao Hanye: I'm so annoying, don't bother me, little squad leader, I just remembered about Do Not Disturb, I drank too much, my brain is not good, I apologize to you. 】
The screen of the mobile phone reflected Jiang Heng's slightly raised mouth, which Jiang Heng himself didn't realize, but the top of the chat box still showed that he was typing.
Jiang Heng adjusted his sitting posture slightly, and directly clicked on the video call.
This is the fastest way for his family to find his grandma. Jiang Heng feels that now it is necessary to simply and rudely end this drunkard's drunken madness.
They both need to sleep.
"Damn it?" Shao Hanye's face was still slapped, except that his hairstyle was a bit messy, and when he opened his mouth... he became even more stupid.
"Are you real or fake?" Shao Hanye's face quickly moved closer to the screen, and now only one nostril remained.
Jiang Heng closed his eyes helplessly, then opened them again.
Shao Hanye moved a little further away, probably because he realized that the nostrils cannot replace the eyes.
"It's true," Jiang Heng said, "Senior, it's already two o'clock in the morning, you should go to bed."
"Well," Shao Hanye nodded with a smile, "You too, good night, little squad leader."
Jiang Heng was stunned, he didn't expect Shao Hanye to be so obedient, and by the time he realized it, Shao Hanye had already hung up the video.
Looking at the chat box of the two of them again, the typing at the top is gone.
Jiang Heng was indeed puzzled, but more worried.
Holding the mobile phone and thinking for a while, the door of the opposite bedroom opened, and the snoring sound of my father was still there, that was my mother.
Jiang Heng quickly lifted the quilt and got out of bed.
"Mom," Jiang Heng opened the door, "I feel like vomiting when I'm drunk, how can I relieve it?"
"Huh?" My mother didn't wake up much, but she said immediately: "If you can vomit early, vomit early. Then, drink more warm water, and if possible, take omeprazole enteric-coated capsules to protect the stomach."
"Okay," Jiang Heng closed the door, "Good night, mom."
"Well, good night." My mother whispered when she was about to enter the door, "Who is drunk?" After that, there was no more sound.
Jiang Heng sent the news to Shao Hanye.
After 5 minutes, Shao Hanye returned a voice message to him, his voice was a little hoarse, "I'm done vomiting, I don't have warm water at home, there is mineral water in the refrigerator, I put it for 2 minutes and drank it, and there is no Lazaochangzi capsule you mentioned , I replaced it with two pieces of sugar."
Jiang Heng couldn't believe it, how could there be such a capable person! ?Can this be substituted?Also, what did he replace!
"Okay, go to bed early, I'm fine, I'll be fine after vomiting, I'll still be handsome tomorrow."
"You go to sleep now, right away."
Jiang Heng felt like his lungs were going to explode with anger. He hadn't been so angry for many years. The last time, when he was in the first year of junior high school, he saw a group of kids throwing stones at stray cats by the side of the road.
Forget it, calm down the anger, Jiang Heng, calm down.
Taking a few deep breaths, Jiang Heng said good night, and immediately set the alarm clock to sleep.
"Is your classmate drunk?" Mom put breakfast on the table.
Jiang Heng took a bean bag, "Yes, Shao Hanye who gave me milk yesterday."
"The one with six bottles of milk a day?" Dad took a sip of the porridge, "Why is this kid so bad at taking care of himself? What about his parents? Don't you care about him?"
Jiang Heng thought for a moment, "It doesn't seem to be here, his family is from province A, and he came here to go to high school by himself."
Dad shook his head, "That's really not easy."
"It's okay for you to bring him home for dinner," my mother said, "and don't insist on your social distance."
The author has something to say:
Shao Hanye: "Who! Who told me to eat!"
Jiang Heng: "...my mother."
What Shao Hanye heard: "Me! Me! Me!"
Thanks for comments and favorites!bow!See you tomorrow~
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