Yan Gou failed miserably

Entanglement

At eleven o'clock in the evening, Bu Xianxian's message still hadn't been sent, and Flounder couldn't hold on any longer, so he closed a comprehensive paper that he had just finished, planning to take a last look at the message interface.

The dialogue is still stuck in the first half month.

Feeling sleepy, without waiting for news, Flounder turned off his phone, sorted out the papers he had finished, and was about to rest.

Coincidentally, at this time the phone rang.

He Ci was instantly relieved of sleepiness, thinking that he hadn't said good night yet.

turn on the phone...

10086.

What words: ←_←.

It turned out that he was in arrears. He thought it was a long time since he had paid the phone bill, so he paid another 30 yuan for the phone bill, and then put the phone far away.

There was a long silence in the room after that.

He Ci, who was sleepy, did not hear the notification tone from his mobile phone at 12 o'clock.

At six o'clock in the morning, He Ci was awakened by the alarm clock, with messy hairstyle, squinting his eyes and fumbling for his phone.

Sure enough, Bu Xianxian sent a message.

He Ci's eyes widened, carefully looking at the photo sent over.

In the photo, Si Xian was obviously drunk, his usually cold and serious look was a little cute because of the blush from drinking.

There is also a line of text below the photo.

【I'm Si Xian's friend, he's drunk, I'll send you a message for him (we're a serious party)】

Damn, He Ci, who had already made up a lot of bloody and vulgar plots in his brain because Si Xian never sent messages, scolded himself in a low voice.

He Ci brain supplement: [Si Xian is drunk, there will definitely be boys/girls who covet his body and take this opportunity to have sex, and then Si Xian resists and wakes up at a critical moment, but it happens that he has received a video of Si Xian flirting with others, And misunderstood.

After that, Si Xian regretted all kinds of things and cried bitterly, but he couldn't save himself who was already ashamed ([-] words omitted), and finally Si Xian agreed to He Ci's various unequal treaties (counterattack), and then the two lived together. Happy days (fog). 】

It turned out to be just an ordinary party that couldn't be more ordinary. There was neither the scene in the novel where the young and the old had a chicken in their left hand and a duck in their right, and there was no vulgar drugging plot.

boring!

In the past two days at home, the two honestly watched videos, wrote homework, checked answers, chatted, and chatted about adults——

Back to school, life back to normal.

In the last weekly exam, He Ci and He Ci still took the lead, but they didn't break [-], and the exam papers seemed to be different from the previous life.

The number of female students who usually ask He Ci questions has increased, and the teacher He who is so good as a teacher patiently and carefully explained the steps, knowledge points, breakthrough points, scoring points, etc. of the questions to every student who came to ask questions.

Si Xian, who was not very friendly on the side, had a little opinion. He could have done some tricks secretly when get out of class was over, but now he can only sigh.

The atmosphere in the class is becoming more and more depressed despite the teacher's constant reconciliation, and this week there will be a midterm exam, a real big exam.

Although it was oppressive in the classroom, He Ci was not affected much. He should eat and drink, study hard when he is studying, and never work overtime when he is resting.

Bu Yanfei in the back had already gone crazy over the questions, looked at He Ci who was obviously much more relaxed than the others, and enviously said: "Xiao Ci, why are you two so calm every day."

He Ci: "Actually, it's okay, after all, IQ is here. Then I glanced at Si Xian, who was quietly listening to him pretending to be a cross, and didn't see any rebuttal.

He Ci went on to say: "Don't look at us, just like them, we don't go to bed day and night, and we don't go to bed until twelve o'clock in the evening, actually."

"Actually, that's true! Right!"

Buyanfei, who had long been immune to He Ci's Che Gulu words, knew what he was going to say next without even thinking about it.

He Cizheng came down, put down his pen, put his arms around Si Xian, rubbed against his arm, and continued: "We are a mutual promotion relationship. I am tired of studying every day, and my little daughter-in-law Si Xian Rub your shoulders and legs for me, right?"

"goodbye!"

Then Buyanfei plunged into the bottomless sea of ​​questions again.

Si Xian turned around and said softly, "Little daughter-in-law? Huh?"

He Ci sneered: "Damn, which of us is with whom, don't worry too much about such a small matter of title."

"Okay, I'll wait for you to show your might tonight."

"Ahem, wait for you!"

Han Zeyu, who hadn't moved for several days, came up again today, and walked to Si Xian's place with a book of practice questions.

"Si Xian, I'm not good at this question."

"Oh, think again."

"I've been thinking about it all day, but I can't figure it out. Aren't you number one in our class? I just want you to see it."

He Ci looked at the truth from the side, this Han Zeyu is full of routines everywhere, this question is difficult at first glance, and it is in line with his grades, but it will definitely not be difficult for Si Xian.

If Si Xian refuses again, he probably won't be able to stop. He Ci stretched out his head and glanced at the topic, took out the straw paper, and prepared to talk about the topic.

It didn't come to pass that He Ci would give him a lecture. Han Zeyu thought about it, and He Ci's conditions are also very good. When the time comes to get on good terms with the two of them, maybe there will be something else.

Si Xian snatched the acting paper and quickly wrote down the steps of this question on the paper. In 2 minutes, the general idea of ​​this question came out.

Si Xian was impatient: "Here, go back and figure it out yourself."

Han Zeyu didn't leave immediately, but opened his mouth in surprise: "Si Xian, you are too good!"

He Ci: Contrived!

Si Xian: If you want to approach Xiaoci through me, there is no way.

Then the two picked up the paper in tacit agreement and started the discussion, ignoring Han Zeyu who was on the side.

But they underestimated him.

Holding the exercise book, Han Zeyu patted his head, pretending to remember something.

"Si Xian, we don't seem to be friends yet." Seeing Si Xian ignoring him, Han Zeyu became more and more courageous, and then said: I added you in the class, remember to pass it. "

Two people: It's a beautiful idea.

In the next few days, Han Zeyu used various methods to get in touch with the two of them, and he didn't need to use any indiscriminate methods, otherwise Si Xian would have dealt with him long ago.

Every time the reason is quite legitimate, either to ask questions or to borrow a pen, borrow a notebook, and so on.

If it weren't for He Ci being able to get closer to him every time Han Zeyu looked for him, otherwise Si Xian would have a way to make Han Zeyu stop pestering the two of them no matter how legitimate the reason is.

Back in the dormitory at night, He Ci complained: "Why does that Han Zeyu always look for you?"

Si Xian: "Xiao Ci, don't you understand, he is besieging Wei and saving Zhao, making a lot of noise, and Xiang Zhuang's sword dance is aimed at Pei Gong!