Lord Inspector robs money and sex

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The female ghost smiled coldly after hearing what I said, "It seems that the Jiang family is in decline. From your generation onwards, there will never be another Jiang family. Then I wish you all a lifetime of happiness and no children."

I gritted my teeth, this is really the most vicious curse in the world.

"Then you can reincarnate?"

The female ghost's eyes turned cold.

"Reincarnation? Why should I reincarnate? Your elder brother killed us for no reason. Why did we let your elder brother go? Before I see your elder brother, I will never reincarnate."

"See? How many times have I told you that my elder brother is already dead."

"You are still alive, how could he die?"

I gritted my teeth, pointed to the Xiehuangshi, and said unceremoniously: "The magic weapon of the Jiang family, the Xiehuangshi, has always been in my hands. The reason why I can live for so long is probably because there is something in my body. Wu Zhuxuekui."

The female ghost was taken aback, "Wu Zhuxuekui, why is it in your body?"

I helplessly told what happened back then, "I don't know what I did to you when my elder brother disappeared, but now my elder brother is definitely dead, and it is impossible to live in this world, You and your lover can be reincarnated."

After I said this, the woman disappeared, and the man appeared again.

"Hahaha, Jiang Luo, your Jiang family has such a pervert like you, who likes men."

I? ?

I raised my hand and patted my chest and said, "What's wrong with me fucking like men? If you are not convinced, you also like men if you have the ability! Since you like women, then you like them honestly, take your Lover, hurry up and reincarnate!"

Although the man couldn't move, the expression on his face was obviously not as angry as before.

It seems that because I like men, the resentment in their hearts has been resolved.

No way?

At this moment, the male ghost suddenly said: "Jiang Luo, as long as you and your agent kiss in front of me, my wife and I will go to reincarnate immediately."

I immediately covered my mouth, "Damn! You are fucking sick, what's so good about men kissing! Don't tell me you like men too, that's why my agent Bidong made you want to stop? It doesn't matter, this society What no? As long as you want, I can give you men and men's little movies."

After I finished speaking, Long Ya frowned and quietly came to my side, and asked shamelessly, "Inspector, do you really have a small movie?"

i was shocked...

I have known Long Ya for so long, I never thought that Long Ya would be so good at it?

I go!

It really opened the door to a new world for me.

Let me unexpected ah.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Long Ya asked again: "Inspector?"

"I do not have."

"Then you just..."

"you want to see?"

Long Ya nodded foolishly, and I punched Long Ya, "Just watch me, what kind of short movie are you watching! I can watch small movies like this?"

Long Ya shook his head and grabbed my arm, "Inspector, I haven't seen it, and I don't know."

Asshole!

I went up and punched Long Ya on the nose.

Just looking at Long Ya's nose helplessly, nosebleeds flowed out.

"I warn you, if you dare to think about it, you will be fined not to eat!"

Long Ya covered his nose aggrievedly, hummed for a long time before he said: "Then, I will eat the inspector."

"roll!"