give me a bite

All routines

Qiu Yunlan covered his head with clothes, hugged him in her arms, put her schoolbag on her back, and took him away.

The appearance is quite strange, like a pregnant woman who is pregnant with octatuplets.

Lin Ting's small face was pressed against his generous chest, and he was not asleep. Although he was very tired today, his heart was surprisingly peaceful at this moment.

"Qiu Yunlan." His voice was buzzing like a mosquito, and he thought he would not get a response, but Qiu Yunlan responded.

"Ok?"

Lin Ting's little heart tightened, and he hummed, "It's nothing, I just want to call you."

Qiu Yunlan covered his head with her big hands, and pressed him into her arms, "Hey, don't make trouble, there is someone."

The young man's cold voice was lowered, and there was an indescribable ambiguity.

Lin Ting's face suddenly burned for no reason, sniffing the faint scent of milk, he nodded cautiously.

The big hand on the back of the head lightly touched it twice, as if rewarding obedience.

Today, the daughter of the driver of Qiu Yunlan's family was ill, and the driver asked for leave in the afternoon. Qiu Yunlan turned the alley with the little one in his arms, and then was on the side of the road trying to use some kind of transportation to go home, the kind of transportation that does not require communication.

"Bicycle! I downloaded a bicycle rental software of this brand before, and charged hundreds of yuan, but it was never used. Let's go back by bicycle!" Lin Ting looked at the bicycle parked next to the bus station with glowing eyes. Look eager to try.

"You can't ride." Qiu Yunlan ruthlessly poked him!fantasy.

"You can ride, I'll sit in the basket and direct you, this is also my ride." Lin Ting leaned into Qiu Yunlan's ear with a pouted mouth, and said with a smile: "Okay, Brother Yunlan, let me play. "

"Uh..." This was the first time he heard Lin Ting act coquettishly today, before at least ten times a day, "Oh..."

(Please do not imitate the plot of the novel, and you cannot put more than 10 catties in the bicycle basket...)

Lin Ting faced Qiu Yunlan, sitting in the basket, his legs were dangling, and suddenly he was pinched.

"Sit down." Qiu Yunlan tied a knot between the clothes and the basket, and fixed him firmly in the basket.

Lin Ting clapped his hands happily and smiled sweetly, "Let's go, let's go!"

The home is not far from the school, the sky is full of clouds, the streets are rendered like a poem and picturesque, and the childish laughter collides with the calm instructions, which is the yearning for wanton freedom.

Sometimes Lin Ting really wants to be like this for the rest of his life, throwing away all the burdens and being an idler. Anyway, the money he earns is enough for him to live frugally for the rest of his life.

But he can't, the masculinity is indomitable, this is because he has been indoctrinated and brainwashed since he was five years old, and even this kind of thinking is too much, if he wants to uproot him, he may have to change his mind.

What's more, I have a younger brother who is tortured in that endless abyss of home.

Lin Ting looked at Qiu Yunlan's curly hair blown back by the wind, and quickly patted that smooth forehead.

It's so thick that it doesn't cause acne. It's really a face of anger. Sooner or later, one will explode.

"Don't move around, you will fall later." The voice was diluted by the wind, and Lin Ting couldn't hear it clearly.

"What do you say?"

Probably inspired by Cozy, Qiu Yunlan really shouted at the top of her voice: "I told you not to move around, you will fall later!"

Lin Ting also imitated him and shouted: "Oh, I know!"

After speaking, both of them laughed.

Lin Ting turned his head to look at the green road ahead, and suddenly felt that this was a broad avenue full of flowers.

Forget it, when he is older, an adult, and capable, he will take his brother out to live, and send him abroad after graduating from high school. Anyway, his grades are so good, he can go anywhere.

Lin Ting rolled on the bed, yelling that she was sleepy and wanted to go to bed. In fact, she didn't want to wash the school uniform. The dirty clothes in Qiu Yunlan's house were sent to the dry cleaner by the nanny the next day and brought back the next day, but the school uniform would be worn tomorrow.

"If you don't wash it, what will you wear tomorrow." Qiu Yunlan poked at the little bulge in the quilt, a little wanting to laugh.

"Wear yours!"

"My shoulders are wider than yours. Anyone who wears them can tell that it's not yours. The teacher ordered it from the school according to your size."

"Stop wearing it, run naked!"

"Then what you'll be reading in the future won't be entertainment news, it'll be social news headlines."

Lin Ting turned over, got out from under the quilt and stretched out his little hands, "Brother, look, are my little hands suitable for that kind of rough work?"

Qiu Yunlan: "You don't know how?"

Lin Ting: "Hee hee..."

Going to school the next day, Lin Ting stood at the gate of the school refreshed and happy, wearing the clothes that Qiu Yunlan had washed and dried with a hair dryer.

He hooked Qiu Yunlan's neck, and jokingly said in his ear: "You are the one talking about being upright."

"Oh." Qiu Yunlan nodded seriously, then pointed to the convenience store opposite the school and said, "Go and buy a pair of scissors, there is an art class today."

"Art class? Did the three high schools develop in such an all-round way?"

"Well, after all, it is the key point of the city. We should pay attention to the education of students in many aspects such as morality, intelligence, physical education, art and labor. You should go quickly."

Seeing his expressionless face, Lin Ting thought he was serious, "Okay, then I'll go, will you go?"

"No, I have, you go, I'll wait for you here."

"it is good……"

When Lin Ting bought the scissors and brought out a bottle of water for Qiu Yunlan, he realized that he had been tricked.

He was crowded in a group of fanatical fans outside the school, and when he crossed the crowd, looking at the backs of Qiu Yunlan and Yan Qihao crossing shoulders and walking away, he felt an urge to throw water on that bastard's face.

It's true that Qiu Yunlan must be revenged if he has a grudge, ha ha.

"Lin Ting, your math homework." Yu Xiao squatted Lin Ting at the door early in the morning, "There are also physics and chemistry, give them to me."

Lin Ting:? ?Operation?What homework?I do not know how?

Lin Ting's mind was filled with all kinds of miscellaneous knowledge yesterday, and she fell asleep on her stomach after class, how could she remember what her homework was, not to mention that Qiu Yunlan didn't do her homework last night.

The habitual smile on Lin Ting's face almost collapsed, and the perfect image suffered another OOC crisis.

He pulled his schoolbag, "Okay, can you wait for me to go in first and bring it to you?"

"Yes." Yu Xiao let him in sideways, followed him to the seat and waited for him.

Lin Ting glanced at his seat, and sure enough there were piles of exercise books and test papers.

Although he is as calm as a cloud on the surface, he is panicking like a dog in his heart, what should we do?Say you forgot to bring it?It was so ridiculous that he didn't believe it himself.

He didn't touch Lin Ting's schoolbag himself, but he knew what was in it, whether it was a few high school textbooks, or new ones, and he didn't even know what the exercise books were.

As soon as he opened the schoolbag, a slender hand pulled out a few books from it.

"It's just these few books. Alright, I'm going to send them over quickly. I'll leave the rest to the class monitor and leave." Yu Xiao shook the book, but Lin Ting didn't see it clearly, so he left.

Lin Ting's scalp was numb, and he already had a premonition that tomorrow's hot search number one would be a top-notch child star homework blank.

Lin Ting's first thought was...

Take out your phone and find a publicist first!

"You don't want your mobile phone anymore? You are not allowed to bring it in school." Qiu Yunlan reached out and took his mobile phone away, throwing it into her desk pocket.

"What are you doing? Do you know how much money I will lose for a negative news? Give it back to me!" Lin Ting was in a hurry, and reached out to grab it, but Qiu Yunlan held it down.

"What negative news?"

"Homework!" Lin Ting yelled softly, like a little wild cat whose hair has exploded.

If he doesn't do public relations, he will be hacked again, which may be a trivial matter for ordinary students.

But for someone like him who grew up amidst all the attention, such a trivial matter was enough to make him unable to hold his head up for two years.

"Operation?"

Someone had already noticed the movement on their side, Qiu Yunlan lay on the table and waved to him.

"Yes, otherwise?"

"Lin Sanshui." Qiu Yunlan pinched his chin and pressed his thumb into his mouth.

"Huh? Why are you calling me that suddenly?"

"I think you're cute and silly." Qiu Yunlan smiled lightly, her thin lips were slightly raised, and the coquettish charm between her brows was fully revealed. Lin Ting was stunned, and the tips of her ears suddenly felt hot.

Lin Ting: "..." You are so stupid.

He lightly bit Qiu Yunlan's thumb, quickly swept the tip of his tongue, and said with a teasing smile: "Yun, Lan, brother, brother?"

"Well, you're so cute." Qiu Yunlan pulled out her finger and brushed lightly on her thin lips, looking frivolous.

Lin Ting: Ahhh!Fuck, Qiu Yunlan did it on purpose!Qiu Yunlan is in heat!Qiu Yunlan is indeed a milk-scented omega, and the estrus period is here!This is showing love, showing love, showing love!

"Did you sign autographs for all the fans today?" Qiu Yunlan stood up straight, pretending to chat.

Lin Ting's mind was full of Qiu Yunlan's every move just now, and he glanced and smiled, so he still had the heart to listen to what he had to say.

Anyway, he said yes to everything, nodded to everything, and even forgot about his own public relations crisis.

In fact, Qiu Yunlan just wanted to tease him, but Lin Ting's reaction was quite big, and he was a little dumbfounded, so he could only continue to ask: "Is there a to sign?"

Lin Ting nodded...

Qiu Yunlan: "Have you taken a picture?"

Lin Ting nodded...

Qiu Yunlan: "Holding and shooting?"

Lin Ting nodded...

Qiu Yunlan frowned lightly, and asked again absent-mindedly, "Did you tell them you're a pig?"

Lin Ting nodded...

Um?What?

Lin Ting shook his head frantically, "You are a pig, how could I say such a thing? What about your nesting doll?"

Qiu Yunlan covered her mouth with her backhand, and her curly bangs grew a little too long, making it difficult to see his expression, "No, I'm setting a pig."

Lin Ting: "Get out!"

Qiu Yunlan has changed. Is this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature? She talks so much today, she still laughs, she still laughs.

Laughing so wildly, who are you seducing?

Lin Ting lay on the table and ignored him, guessing in her heart whether Qiu Yunlan had awakened her black-bellied skills or whether she had hidden it deeply before, or in other words, was penetrated by someone's soul!

He peeked at Qiu Yunlan secretly, and then quickly hid back.

There's nothing wrong with it, I do the questions early in the morning, no one else is so inspiring except Qiu Yunlan.

He suddenly felt his waist was poked twice, itchy, and just as he was about to hide from the pokes, he heard Qiu Yunlan's panting voice with a smile on his face.

"Angry? Shall I coax you?"

Lin Ting: "..." Dead, dead, I'm already dead.

Qiu Yunlan's abnormal situation can be traced back to a phone call last night.

It was her sister who called from drinking too much.

To be specific, I was complaining about falling in love and meeting a scumbag.

He knows that his sister can take all men and women, and he also thinks it's okay, after all, he is not homophobic.

In Qiu Yunlan's eyes, men and women are one type of people, because he feels that there is no difference except for their body structure. The second type of person is his sister, and there is only one, a typical wealthy "noble son", who can play with everything.

The third category is Yan Qihao and Feng Chen, both of whom are a bit silly but still play together.

In the end, there are people like Duan Tingyu, Xiao Qiushen, who have the brains to play together.There is no gender distinction.

However, Lin Ting was added recently, which is a species that he cannot plan.

Well, species, not yet people.

Not sure if it's human yet.

"Hello, sister." Qiu Yunlan stood on the balcony, waiting for her sister's [-]-word essay.

"Hello, are you asleep?" Qiu Yunqing was very noisy, obviously in places like bars, bars, or nightclubs.

"No, but prepare to..."

"It's fine if you don't!" Qiu Yunqing yelled to interrupt, and then started blah without giving a chance to resist.

Qiu Yunqing: "Yun Lan, my sister told you that there is a group of people who are very scary nowadays, who act coquettishly and show weakness to you every day, and want you to do this or that for her, or buy this or that. You must not be deceived." The superficial deception!

You have never been in a relationship, and you have never experienced this kind of thing. My sister doesn’t know if you are in a relationship, so she just gives you a vaccination in advance. Now some people look pure on the surface, but they are actually green tea biao and white lotus.

Make some physical contact with you, trying to make you feel good, and actually use you as a spare tire, but this kind of you belongs to Michelin no matter what. "

Qiu Yunlan: "..." The definitions of green tea biao and white lotus sound familiar.

It's not that Qiu Yunlan doesn't know the meaning of these two words. It seems that the most important thing is beauty.

It's pretty...

"I met someone during this period of time today. Just buy her a bag, but you still want to control me? I'll just..."

"Wait, sister, what should I do when I meet this kind of person?" Qiu Yunlan, who was an emotional idiot, suddenly asked online.

"What should I do? You met?" Qiu Yunqing expressed his sensitivity to such things, "Who is it? I'll tear her up for you tomorrow."

"No." Qiu Yunlan pulled out her tool man calmly, "It's Yan Qihao, I think the kind of person you mentioned fits the situation of a girl close to Yan Qihao recently. 20, as his...a good brother, I feel that I need to help him, so that he can return from the wrong way."

"Oh..." When Qiu Yunqing heard that it was Yan Qihao, she immediately lost interest, but she thought about it again, it seemed that this was the first time her younger brother recognized her friend, and she was quite happy, "Okay, let me tell you."

"Um……"

Qiu Yunqing thought for a while, and said: "You can come to a video package of the popular xx app, first ask that girl out, and then record a video to expose her."

Qiu Yunlan: "..."

"Oh, this is not suitable for you, but what Yan Qihao said, to be honest, I really can't think of any way for him not to be pua, unless he can realize that he is being dominated, and then seduce him back."

Qiu Yunlan raised her eyebrows, "Seduce?"

"Well, it's more flirtatious than her."

"tease?"

Qiu Yunqing was very concerned about being able to use his own experience to preach to his younger brother, and even a little excited, "Oh, I forgot that you are a nerd, let me give you some provocative examples! You can..."

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Yan Qihao on the other side sneezed and rubbed his nose, and in the entertainment venue a few days later, he expressed doubts about Qiu Yunqing's complicated gaze and concern about how are you doing recently.

Yan Qihao:? ?What's wrong with me?

Qiu Yunqing: Poor child, he was pua!

Lan Ting's small theater is gone, there is no way, I can't help but love my father.