give me a bite

man dignity

When Lin Ting woke up the next day, the person who sneaked into his bed last night was gone.

There was no residual temperature beside the bed.

He turned over unhappily, accidentally involved the injury on his foot, and subconsciously yelled out.

"what happened?"

The closed door suddenly opened, and Qiu Yunlan rushed to Lin Ting's bedside with a worried face.

"It's okay." Lin Ting bit her lips, not wanting to look like a weak girl, and regained her composure, "What are you doing outside?"

"Drying clothes." Qiu Yunlan raised the clothes drying pole in her hand, and explained: "The mountain is very humid at night, so in the morning, there is still Yan Qihao's bucket left to dry, and I will help you to wash up later. "

"Okay." Lin Ting nestled under the quilt, nodded, and said with a smile: "Then you open the door, and I will watch you hang out."

"Um……"

There is a rope hanging from the beam in the corridor outside the dormitory, which is used to dry clothes. It happens to be sunny, and it is summer, so it can be dried in one day.

Qiu Yunlan's shadow was cast on the floor tile at the door of the room. Looking at Qiu Yunlan's busy figure, Lin Ting always had the illusion that this person was a good example of a good wife and mother.

If you marry back and become a wife, you will definitely have a very good life.

After washing up, Yan Qihao sneakily brought the food, and before leaving, he pointed his middle finger at them and scolded them for being lazy.

Little did they know that they didn't even ask for leave at all, so they fled.

Lin Ting idly held the meal, and yelled while eating, "After the meal, play games, it's a deal."

"Understood, eat slowly."

The meals of the two are the same, all Qiu Yunlan likes, tomato scrambled eggs, sweet and sour pork ribs, shredded pork with shiitake mushrooms, none of them are spicy oil.

Lin Ting pondered, Qiu Yunlan is such a careful person, he will definitely not forget to ask Yan Qihao to eat what he likes, most likely he specially asked the two of them to come according to Qiu Yunlan's preferences, so as to prevent him from eating during the injury, which is not good for his health of.

Thinking of it this way is quite beautiful, and Lin Ting's food tastes delicious.

After eating, the two of them boarded the account and began to prepare for the long march of the game for a day.

Lin Ting gave him a V8 full-skin female account, which is not high in rank, with a diamond of 2 and [-] stars, and a girl named Ruanqiu.

The corner of Qiu Yunlan's mouth twitched. It was obvious that Lin Ting got the name at a glance. He was just about to see if there was a name change card, but Lin Ting stopped him.

"Hey, don't move, the rented number, you will lose money if you touch it." Lin Ting showed him his ID, "Kiss Ruanqiu, our couple's name is so nice, and the intimacy is 10,000+."

What Qiu Yunlan was about to say just now: I have money, and it got stuck in my throat, and she sighed silently, thinking that he can do as he likes, it's just a game name.

"Let's practice matchmaking first, and let Brother Lin see your level."

Qiu Yunlan said indifferently: "I read the game data and game tutorial yesterday, there is no problem."

"So many hero skills, have you seen them all?"

"Ah."

"Awesome, you are indeed a god of learning." Although Lin Ting flattered his lips, he didn't think so in his heart.

How many academic masters have fallen on the eternal diamond?

That is too many to count!

When choosing a hero, Lin Ting coaxed and tricked Qiu Yunlan into choosing Zhuge Liang, and even put on the skin of the Wuling Immortal. He played Zhao Yun and the white deacon skin that best matched the Wuling Immortal.

This pair is one of the king's most popular male and female CPs. If it weren't for the fact that the two junglers are easy to cheat, he still wants Qiu Yunlan to play Feiheng and Fengqiuhuang with him.

He happily entered the game, wanting to show off his jungler demeanor, but was reversed as a jungler at the first level.

Lin Ting resisted the urge to curse, and took Qiu Yunlan to fight against the wilderness, but was squatted by four people, and gave away two heads.

He was so angry that he dropped his phone and scolded: "I was blind when I went to support here. Didn't I see that I went to the opposite side to fight against the jungle? The signal was sent, and I followed the AD to fight conjoined twins..."

Before he finished cursing, he saw a few more messages in the game chat bar.

Zhang Fei: Caicheng still fights for the jungler like this?What baby mate?

Zhang Fei: Can you find a rich woman cp at this level?

Zhang Fei: Sister Zhuge kicked him and followed me, and the next jungler will take you flying.

Zhang Fei: Big Glory——

Lin Ting: "..."

My wife has been molested, can this be tolerated or is it a man?

"Don't pay attention to him, this is cerebral palsy." Lin Ting cursed Qiu Yunlan while belittling him.

Kiss Ruanqiu: Get out, you can't play support, you hit your m?

Kiss Ruanqiu: You can't follow the jungler against the jungler, so you have the nerve to say you are glorious?Glory gold?

Zhang Fei: Are you in a hurry?Afraid that my daughter-in-law will run away with me?

Kiss Ruanqiu: I'm afraid of you being a jerk!You are the dog, and your whole family is a dog.

Zhang Fei: Your girlfriend doesn't even say a word for you. It's obvious that she plans to leave with me after the end. Just shut up if you're sensible.

Lin Ting was taken aback for a moment, then looked up at Qiu Yunlan, and found that the characters on the screen of his mobile phone hadn't moved, so he didn't know what he was looking at.

"what are you doing?"

Qiu Yunlan raised his head and glanced at him, seemingly aggrieved, and complained: "This person changed the settings, and I can't find the dialogue input box."

Lin Ting: "..."

In the end, the game must have been lost, but because of Qiu Yunlan's encouragement, Lin Ting scolded heartily. It was the end of the game, and the one-week ban notice was quite miserable.

Qiu Yunlan got started after playing one round, and won the next few rounds smoothly. I have to say that he is quite talented. Lin Ting took him to play couple heroes and skins all over the place.

In the final game situation, Qiu Yunlan was in charge of killing the head and flying, and Lin Tinglang turned the whole field, and his record was terrible.

Lin Ting was dead, and seeing Qiu Yunlan kill with all his might, he suddenly wanted to tease him, "Qiu Yunlan..."

Qiu Yunlan responded, "Huh?"

Lin Ting smiled and said, "Did you admit that you were my daughter-in-law in the first hand?"

Qiu Yunlan denied it flatly: "No..."

"Yes." Lin Ting simply stopped playing, and jumped on his bed with one foot.

Qiu Yunlan took the time to glance at him, and consciously moved inside.

Lin Ting, who was deeply influenced by the fan culture: "Since it is admitted, then our attributes will be fine."

Qiu Yunlan who knew nothing: "What attribute?"

Lin Ting explained: "That's... 1 and 0, I'm 1, you're 0."

Qiu Yunlan took another three kills, raised her eyebrows to look at him, her deep and beautiful peach eyes raised, and there was a trace of sharpness, "Do you really think I don't understand anything?"

Lin Ting shrank his neck back and pretended to be stupid: "What do you mean?"

Then Qiu Yunlan uttered an astonishing sentence that didn't fit his image at all.

"You can be on it, but I have to be in it."

Lin Ting: "..."

fuck...

Toxic!

"Who did you learn from?" Lin Ting pinched his face in embarrassment, "I learned it badly!"

"You're allowed to watch porn, and I'm not allowed to understand this? Are you a double-standard dog?" Qiu Yunlan couldn't avoid it, so she could only let him pinch her, her eyes still on the game.

A man's desire to win makes him unwilling to lose.

Lin Ting shouted: "I'm going, when did I fucking watch pornography?"

"You, Yan Qihao, Yu Xiao and the others watched it, don't think I don't know!"

"Ah?" Lin Ting suddenly remembered that "adult education", and instantly understood, "Did Yan Qihao tell you?"

Qiu Yunlan glanced at him indifferently, "Mmm..."

Lin Ting suppressed a smile, and said with a contorted face: "I think you should also take a look. After all, it is adult education, which is very meaningful."

Qiu Yunlan refused, "I'm not yet of age, so I don't need to read it."

"Let's take a look, stop playing." Lin Ting coaxed, "I'll be at your disposal for a whole day after watching it."

"What can I send you that can only move one leg?"

"I can let you do my bidding after the legs are healed, but I owe you a day." Lin Ting leaned into his ear, and said in an extremely ambiguous tone: "You can play with your legs if you want."

"Don't!" Qiu Yunlan immediately turned her head away, her face and ears turned red, and her gaze on the phone screen became flickering.

"Then what do you want? I've said it all. It's very necessary to watch. If you don't know anything, you still want to be 1? Go ahead and make your big dream."

Lin Ting turned over and lay next to him pretending to be angry, but she was secretly happy in her heart, wanting to see Qiu Yunlan's expression when she saw the real adult education content.

Always with a cold face on the floor, how unlovable, there are changes to be wonderful.

Qiu Yunlan hesitated for a moment, just as the crystal on the opposite side exploded, put down the phone, and looked at Lin Ting's side lying on the back with a complicated expression.

He stretched out a finger, poked it, and asked, "Are you angry?"

"Then how dare you be angry with Qiu Daxue, you ran away with Miss Conch, and no one will do my homework for me."

Listening to his eccentric speech, Qiu Yunlan thought, it's strange that he is not angry.

Before thinking of a way to coax, Lin Ting spoke again.

"If you don't want to watch it, I can't force you. After all, Qiu Daxue has never thought about a future with a scumbag, and a scumbag has no future!"

Qiu Yunlan felt baffled and asked, "What does this have to do with the future?"

Lin Ting turned his head, looked him up and down, and stayed on a certain unspeakable part for a while, Qiu Yunlan immediately understood, and his face was flushed.

The two of them have decided in their hearts that they want to be together in the future, so this thing will happen sooner or later. Lin Ting's move is undoubtedly challenging his ability, but he can't do anything to Lin Ting.

"Don't force me, can you?" Qiu Yunlan said in a negotiating tone: "I don't think so?"

"Look at what you said, why did I force you?" Lin Ting turned around and stared at him, "Anyway, I've learned it well, you are in a... passive state, and you don't need any skills, just wait for the master to fuck you."

In fact, he just wanted to make Qiu Yunlan watch the video and make himself ugly, but as a result, the conversation escalated to a men's war.

I can't stop thinking about it.

"Don't worry, since you want to judge who is the leader with better technology than anyone else, then I will definitely not let you down!" Qiu Yunlan gritted her teeth and said, "Look, look, you open it now, we will see it now, I Let’s see how brilliant you guys are, success! People! Teach! Educate!”

So Lin Ting really released the things for Qiu Yunlan to see, and then watched Qiu Yunlan's face turn from red to black and then green, like a neon light, and laughed uncontrollably.