nosy on you
Chapter 49
There is no understanding
Yan Jing feels that the two of them should belong to the unfavorable group.
Not so lucky.
On the A4 paper, there are two huge bold characters written, Pingci.
When the other groups got the two-word answer, it would be difficult to hide their excitement, but at the moment he had a look of bitterness and hatred. It would be too damn difficult to express this kind of words with body language.
After thinking carefully for a long time, Gu Xi stood on the opposite side and got a little impatient, so he raised two fingers.
"Two words." Gu Xi said.
He nodded quickly, then froze again.
As for whether these two words should be described separately or in one go, Yan Jing has been unable to make up his mind. After struggling for a while, he decided to choose the former.
He first made a comparison of 1, then made fists with both hands, and then raised his two fists and bumped each other a few times in front of his chest.
"Punch!" Gu Xi said.
Rigorously frowned and shook his head, slowing down and doing it again.
"Hit! Beat! Smash! Dear!" Gu Xi reported four answers in one breath, without a pause in between.
He sighed, the first few answers still made sense, but he really couldn't figure out how Gu Xi could associate "kiss" with this action, was it a bit too big a brain hole.
Sure enough, there is no tacit understanding.
Yan Jing couldn't help but worry about the prospect of their combination.
To be honest, the rules of the game are set a little unreasonably. Generally, if you encounter a bottleneck in this kind of time-limited guessing question, you should be allowed to skip it directly.
Yan Jing clicked his tongue, stretched out his hand and made a 2, a living person can't be suffocated by urine, maybe a breakthrough can be made by turning a corner.
Porcelain vase and porcelain are the first words related to the word "porcelain" that he can think of.
He first put his thumb and index finger together to form a circle, and then drew two small arcs, one small, one large, and two arcs from top to bottom with both arms in the air at the same time. In his impression, a porcelain vase seemed to have such a shape.
"Pot!" Gu Xi said.
The answer was very close, and he waved his hands rigorously and excitedly, scratching his head anxiously, thinking about how to continue.
"Bottle! Bowl! Fat! Waist!" Gu Xi was confused again.
The rigor was almost hopeless, the time was coming soon, the two of them hadn't even guessed a single answer to the riddle, Gu Xi was still blasphemy before going on stage, now it's a shame to throw her home.
Just for a moment, the scene when they met for the second time suddenly appeared in the rigorous mind.
He still remembered that he was clamoring for Gu Xi to send the old lady to the hospital for examination, but Gu Xi told him categorically that that person was a prostitute.
He almost paid a terrible price for not listening to the advice.
The rigorous action was faster than the brain. He clapped his hands and made a movement of holding the steering wheel as soon as his arms were separated. Then he lay down on the floor and rolled around with his knees hugged.
The whole process is smooth and smooth, and it takes less than five seconds to complete.
"Car accident!" Gu Xi blurted out.
Yan Jing felt that the interpretation just now was probably a little bit lacking in meaning, so he quickly repeated it, then got up suddenly, raised his finger to point at Gu Xi, and then made a fist with his right hand and slammed it on his brow bone.
"Pengci!" Gu Xi was enlightened instantly as if he had been awakened by lightning.
The moment he called out the answer, Ruffin's voice sounded right after him: "It's time..."
The entertainment room was immediately overwhelmed by applause and laughter, and I felt quite ashamed for being rigorous. It was unbelievable that the two of them could still receive applause for their unsatisfactory performance.
"Exchange places, please," Ruffin said.
When Gu Xi walked towards him, he leaned close to Yan Jing's ear and whispered, "Be smarter."
"To each other." Strictly sighed.
After the timer started, the male supervisor quickly revealed the next question. Gu Xi glanced at his hand, and confidently stretched out two fingers towards Yan Jing to make a V.
"Two words." Said rigorously.
It is indeed two words, and it is still a very simple word, raising the flag.
Gu Xi is quite satisfied with their cooperation just now.
After all, it is too difficult for the word "Pengci" to be displayed accurately by gestures alone. Without the previous conflict, it would be impossible for him to guess it.
He suddenly admired his rigorous adaptability, but after thinking about it carefully, something seemed wrong.
Does this person still remember that he punched him?
How fucking narrow-minded.
Gu Xi came back to his senses when he heard Yan Jing coughing dryly on the opposite side. He was already prepared for a shameful blow, and directly chose a quick fight.
Trying to recall the picture of the flag raising on TV, he first made a movement of throwing the flag away with one hand, and then alternated his hands facing the air, pulling the non-existent rope.
That should be about the same.
"Monkey!" Yan Jing said.
Gu Xi glared at him fiercely, and tens of thousands of horses ran through his mind, he suppressed his anger and did it again slowly and carefully, and finally added a gesture of salute.
"Salute! Traffic police! Climbing trees! Picking peaches!" Yan Jing followed his example and guessed wildly.
It's not over, is it?
Gu Xi really wanted to rush over and beat someone up, but he really couldn't understand why Yan Jing was so obsessed with answers related to monkeys. He didn't continue the monkey show, and put his hands on his forehead to ponder for a while.
"Playing handsome! Pretending to be cool! Dizzy! Drunk!" Yan Jing obviously misunderstood his actions, and the more he said, the more outrageous it became.
Gu Xi clicked his tongue, then raised his head abruptly.That's right, the first time they met was because they were drunk and were strictly taken home, and when they woke up the next morning——
He cleared his throat, lifted the hem of the shirt with his left hand, and pulled down the bottom of the trousers with his right hand, revealing a small section of red underwear edge on his waist, and then pushed his crotch forward.
A piercing scream suddenly broke out from the audience.
Yan Jing opened his mouth, seemingly embarrassed, hesitated for a long time before gritting his teeth and choked out two words: "Raise the flag..."
"The answer is no!" The male supervisor shouted in very substandard Mandarin.
Before he could switch to the next question, Ruffin stopped the timer on the sidelines.
"What the hell are you putting on your mind..." Gu Xi narrowed his eyes, walked up to Yan Jing and said in a low voice, "I have to sacrifice my appearance to answer the question, right?"
"Where's your face..." Yan Jing turned around and rushed down the stage, "Did I ask you to do this?"
"You can even open your mouth to pick peaches like a monkey..." Gu Xi said, "If I don't make any more cruel moves, I guess you can speak pornographically."
"You fart..." Yan Jing turned his head and glared at him, "Can I say these two words separately?"
Gu Xi giggled behind him.
I don't know if it was his own illusion, but when he returned to his seat, Yan Jing obviously felt that there were curious eyes and all kinds of fancy smiles in all directions.
Careful identification can also find a few unfriendly faces mixed among them.
Yan Jing has not been considered a sharp minded person since he was a child, especially in terms of interpersonal communication. He feels that he is not much better than kindergarten children, but he is very sensitive to this kind of deep attention.
Perhaps it was because he knew his sexual orientation very early, and any gaze beyond the normal scope of scrutiny would make him uncomfortable.
At this time, he was particularly envious of Gu Xi's thick lines.
After the game in the afternoon, Ruffin put the first-round rankings of each group on the projection cloth. Looking at their third-to-last "glorious record" carefully, he felt a little bit like crying.
After dinner is free time, the sun has sunk now, the row of street lamps at the hotel gate can only illuminate the nearby beach, and the places farther away are integrated with the night, only to hear the endless Unbelievable sound of waves.
It's a pity that I couldn't see the sunset by the sea, Yan Jing stood on the balcony with a cigarette in his mouth.
He doesn't like the sea at night, and always feels that the scenery in front of him is too deep and lonely, which makes people feel depressing.
"Don't look, there's nothing to see in the dark..." Gu Xi pulled him out of the room, "I checked the travel guide, there is a night market nearby, I heard it's very lively at night, let's go shopping .”
"You still check this..." Yan Jing was a little surprised, "Is the night market far from here?"
"Not far..." Gu Xi dragged him into the elevator again, "It only takes ten minutes to walk there."
Yan Jing didn't know whether this person was too confident in his own pace, or he had no idea about the distance estimation, he followed Gu Xi for nearly four to ten minutes before seeing a dazzling light in front of the road.
This road stretches along the beach. On the other side, there are many single-family homestays. On the way, I met a few tourists with mobile phone navigation. Judging from the direction, it should be the same as their destination.
It was not yet 08:30 when we arrived at the night market, but a lot of people had already gathered on the beach, and we could see more than a dozen tents and a row of small wooden houses near the roadside.
A string of flickering lights hangs under the eaves of each wooden house, and the sea breeze is mixed with the smell of beer and barbecue.
"There seems to be a bar in front." Yan Jing heard the brisk music, it was a European and American country music, much more pleasant than the deafening sound of DJing in Bar Street.
"Do you want to drink?" Gu Xi turned to look at him, his eyes seemed to be meaningful.
"Not at all..." Yan Jing suddenly remembered the insane behavior he used to drink to spoil X-worms on the night of the class reunion, and suddenly felt that his hair was about to burn, "I used declarative sentences."
"Then let's find a place to have a late-night snack..." Gu Xi said, "The grilled seafood here looks pretty good."
"I just had dinner, can you eat it?" Yan Jin pulled him to continue walking, pointing to the third small shop in front of him called Dayu Bingshi, "How about I buy you some cold drinks first?" .”
"Okay, after walking all the way, my throat is almost smoking." Gu Xi nodded happily.
The boss greeted him enthusiastically: "What do you two want to drink? Our mango smoothie is not bad."
"Then order this, I can..." Gu Xi said, "Boss, can I lie on the hammock under the tree over there?"
"It's ok..." The boss said with a smile, "You guys rest for a while, and I'll send it over when I'm done."
You won't feel hot at night in this season, and it's quite comfortable to blow the sea breeze on the beach.
Yan Jin went into the store to order, and after paying the money, he asked, "Boss, where is the bathroom?"
"You go forward 100 meters, and then you can see it when you go down the slope on the opposite side of the road." The boss said.
Yan Yan thanked him, and walked in the direction he pointed. After crossing the road, there were more than ten steps, and then there was a small road, and two of the street lights that were not very bright were blind.
Restrooms are at the end of the lane.
Halfway through the walk, he suddenly heard a man growl, and the voice sounded familiar.
After looking around carefully, I found a few dark shadows in the coconut grove on the left.
Yan Jing feels that the two of them should belong to the unfavorable group.
Not so lucky.
On the A4 paper, there are two huge bold characters written, Pingci.
When the other groups got the two-word answer, it would be difficult to hide their excitement, but at the moment he had a look of bitterness and hatred. It would be too damn difficult to express this kind of words with body language.
After thinking carefully for a long time, Gu Xi stood on the opposite side and got a little impatient, so he raised two fingers.
"Two words." Gu Xi said.
He nodded quickly, then froze again.
As for whether these two words should be described separately or in one go, Yan Jing has been unable to make up his mind. After struggling for a while, he decided to choose the former.
He first made a comparison of 1, then made fists with both hands, and then raised his two fists and bumped each other a few times in front of his chest.
"Punch!" Gu Xi said.
Rigorously frowned and shook his head, slowing down and doing it again.
"Hit! Beat! Smash! Dear!" Gu Xi reported four answers in one breath, without a pause in between.
He sighed, the first few answers still made sense, but he really couldn't figure out how Gu Xi could associate "kiss" with this action, was it a bit too big a brain hole.
Sure enough, there is no tacit understanding.
Yan Jing couldn't help but worry about the prospect of their combination.
To be honest, the rules of the game are set a little unreasonably. Generally, if you encounter a bottleneck in this kind of time-limited guessing question, you should be allowed to skip it directly.
Yan Jing clicked his tongue, stretched out his hand and made a 2, a living person can't be suffocated by urine, maybe a breakthrough can be made by turning a corner.
Porcelain vase and porcelain are the first words related to the word "porcelain" that he can think of.
He first put his thumb and index finger together to form a circle, and then drew two small arcs, one small, one large, and two arcs from top to bottom with both arms in the air at the same time. In his impression, a porcelain vase seemed to have such a shape.
"Pot!" Gu Xi said.
The answer was very close, and he waved his hands rigorously and excitedly, scratching his head anxiously, thinking about how to continue.
"Bottle! Bowl! Fat! Waist!" Gu Xi was confused again.
The rigor was almost hopeless, the time was coming soon, the two of them hadn't even guessed a single answer to the riddle, Gu Xi was still blasphemy before going on stage, now it's a shame to throw her home.
Just for a moment, the scene when they met for the second time suddenly appeared in the rigorous mind.
He still remembered that he was clamoring for Gu Xi to send the old lady to the hospital for examination, but Gu Xi told him categorically that that person was a prostitute.
He almost paid a terrible price for not listening to the advice.
The rigorous action was faster than the brain. He clapped his hands and made a movement of holding the steering wheel as soon as his arms were separated. Then he lay down on the floor and rolled around with his knees hugged.
The whole process is smooth and smooth, and it takes less than five seconds to complete.
"Car accident!" Gu Xi blurted out.
Yan Jing felt that the interpretation just now was probably a little bit lacking in meaning, so he quickly repeated it, then got up suddenly, raised his finger to point at Gu Xi, and then made a fist with his right hand and slammed it on his brow bone.
"Pengci!" Gu Xi was enlightened instantly as if he had been awakened by lightning.
The moment he called out the answer, Ruffin's voice sounded right after him: "It's time..."
The entertainment room was immediately overwhelmed by applause and laughter, and I felt quite ashamed for being rigorous. It was unbelievable that the two of them could still receive applause for their unsatisfactory performance.
"Exchange places, please," Ruffin said.
When Gu Xi walked towards him, he leaned close to Yan Jing's ear and whispered, "Be smarter."
"To each other." Strictly sighed.
After the timer started, the male supervisor quickly revealed the next question. Gu Xi glanced at his hand, and confidently stretched out two fingers towards Yan Jing to make a V.
"Two words." Said rigorously.
It is indeed two words, and it is still a very simple word, raising the flag.
Gu Xi is quite satisfied with their cooperation just now.
After all, it is too difficult for the word "Pengci" to be displayed accurately by gestures alone. Without the previous conflict, it would be impossible for him to guess it.
He suddenly admired his rigorous adaptability, but after thinking about it carefully, something seemed wrong.
Does this person still remember that he punched him?
How fucking narrow-minded.
Gu Xi came back to his senses when he heard Yan Jing coughing dryly on the opposite side. He was already prepared for a shameful blow, and directly chose a quick fight.
Trying to recall the picture of the flag raising on TV, he first made a movement of throwing the flag away with one hand, and then alternated his hands facing the air, pulling the non-existent rope.
That should be about the same.
"Monkey!" Yan Jing said.
Gu Xi glared at him fiercely, and tens of thousands of horses ran through his mind, he suppressed his anger and did it again slowly and carefully, and finally added a gesture of salute.
"Salute! Traffic police! Climbing trees! Picking peaches!" Yan Jing followed his example and guessed wildly.
It's not over, is it?
Gu Xi really wanted to rush over and beat someone up, but he really couldn't understand why Yan Jing was so obsessed with answers related to monkeys. He didn't continue the monkey show, and put his hands on his forehead to ponder for a while.
"Playing handsome! Pretending to be cool! Dizzy! Drunk!" Yan Jing obviously misunderstood his actions, and the more he said, the more outrageous it became.
Gu Xi clicked his tongue, then raised his head abruptly.That's right, the first time they met was because they were drunk and were strictly taken home, and when they woke up the next morning——
He cleared his throat, lifted the hem of the shirt with his left hand, and pulled down the bottom of the trousers with his right hand, revealing a small section of red underwear edge on his waist, and then pushed his crotch forward.
A piercing scream suddenly broke out from the audience.
Yan Jing opened his mouth, seemingly embarrassed, hesitated for a long time before gritting his teeth and choked out two words: "Raise the flag..."
"The answer is no!" The male supervisor shouted in very substandard Mandarin.
Before he could switch to the next question, Ruffin stopped the timer on the sidelines.
"What the hell are you putting on your mind..." Gu Xi narrowed his eyes, walked up to Yan Jing and said in a low voice, "I have to sacrifice my appearance to answer the question, right?"
"Where's your face..." Yan Jing turned around and rushed down the stage, "Did I ask you to do this?"
"You can even open your mouth to pick peaches like a monkey..." Gu Xi said, "If I don't make any more cruel moves, I guess you can speak pornographically."
"You fart..." Yan Jing turned his head and glared at him, "Can I say these two words separately?"
Gu Xi giggled behind him.
I don't know if it was his own illusion, but when he returned to his seat, Yan Jing obviously felt that there were curious eyes and all kinds of fancy smiles in all directions.
Careful identification can also find a few unfriendly faces mixed among them.
Yan Jing has not been considered a sharp minded person since he was a child, especially in terms of interpersonal communication. He feels that he is not much better than kindergarten children, but he is very sensitive to this kind of deep attention.
Perhaps it was because he knew his sexual orientation very early, and any gaze beyond the normal scope of scrutiny would make him uncomfortable.
At this time, he was particularly envious of Gu Xi's thick lines.
After the game in the afternoon, Ruffin put the first-round rankings of each group on the projection cloth. Looking at their third-to-last "glorious record" carefully, he felt a little bit like crying.
After dinner is free time, the sun has sunk now, the row of street lamps at the hotel gate can only illuminate the nearby beach, and the places farther away are integrated with the night, only to hear the endless Unbelievable sound of waves.
It's a pity that I couldn't see the sunset by the sea, Yan Jing stood on the balcony with a cigarette in his mouth.
He doesn't like the sea at night, and always feels that the scenery in front of him is too deep and lonely, which makes people feel depressing.
"Don't look, there's nothing to see in the dark..." Gu Xi pulled him out of the room, "I checked the travel guide, there is a night market nearby, I heard it's very lively at night, let's go shopping .”
"You still check this..." Yan Jing was a little surprised, "Is the night market far from here?"
"Not far..." Gu Xi dragged him into the elevator again, "It only takes ten minutes to walk there."
Yan Jing didn't know whether this person was too confident in his own pace, or he had no idea about the distance estimation, he followed Gu Xi for nearly four to ten minutes before seeing a dazzling light in front of the road.
This road stretches along the beach. On the other side, there are many single-family homestays. On the way, I met a few tourists with mobile phone navigation. Judging from the direction, it should be the same as their destination.
It was not yet 08:30 when we arrived at the night market, but a lot of people had already gathered on the beach, and we could see more than a dozen tents and a row of small wooden houses near the roadside.
A string of flickering lights hangs under the eaves of each wooden house, and the sea breeze is mixed with the smell of beer and barbecue.
"There seems to be a bar in front." Yan Jing heard the brisk music, it was a European and American country music, much more pleasant than the deafening sound of DJing in Bar Street.
"Do you want to drink?" Gu Xi turned to look at him, his eyes seemed to be meaningful.
"Not at all..." Yan Jing suddenly remembered the insane behavior he used to drink to spoil X-worms on the night of the class reunion, and suddenly felt that his hair was about to burn, "I used declarative sentences."
"Then let's find a place to have a late-night snack..." Gu Xi said, "The grilled seafood here looks pretty good."
"I just had dinner, can you eat it?" Yan Jin pulled him to continue walking, pointing to the third small shop in front of him called Dayu Bingshi, "How about I buy you some cold drinks first?" .”
"Okay, after walking all the way, my throat is almost smoking." Gu Xi nodded happily.
The boss greeted him enthusiastically: "What do you two want to drink? Our mango smoothie is not bad."
"Then order this, I can..." Gu Xi said, "Boss, can I lie on the hammock under the tree over there?"
"It's ok..." The boss said with a smile, "You guys rest for a while, and I'll send it over when I'm done."
You won't feel hot at night in this season, and it's quite comfortable to blow the sea breeze on the beach.
Yan Jin went into the store to order, and after paying the money, he asked, "Boss, where is the bathroom?"
"You go forward 100 meters, and then you can see it when you go down the slope on the opposite side of the road." The boss said.
Yan Yan thanked him, and walked in the direction he pointed. After crossing the road, there were more than ten steps, and then there was a small road, and two of the street lights that were not very bright were blind.
Restrooms are at the end of the lane.
Halfway through the walk, he suddenly heard a man growl, and the voice sounded familiar.
After looking around carefully, I found a few dark shadows in the coconut grove on the left.
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