nosy on you

Alternative rental contracts

It was the first time that Yan Jing saw such a weird rental contract since he was a child, and he instantly laughed angrily.

How can the crooked handwriting on the white paper be described by an ugly word.

This unexpected encounter after half a month did not show the scene of weeping bitterly and embracing passionately in the novel. The rigorous remaining rationality kept reminding himself that his confession had been rejected.

Although neither he nor Gu Xi mentioned this matter again, he could still feel the cautiousness between them.

What is this, a live-in invitation?

It's embarrassing to think about having to get along day and night under the same roof after making the point clear.

"Where is the inequality..." Gu Xi glanced at the handwritten contract again, "Where is the new unit you are looking for?"

"South of the city, it's not far from here..." Yan Jing regretted it as soon as he finished speaking. No matter how he heard this sentence, it sounded like some kind of hint, but he was still too inexperienced in society. "Why do you ask this?"

"That's fine..." Gu Xi flicked the paper twice, "Does the village in the city have such a good environment, is the transportation so convenient, and is the landlord as easy to talk to as I am?"

Rigorousness was rendered speechless by his barrage of rhetorical questions. The first two points were because there was no way to refute them, and the last point had not yet been verified, so he dared not jump to conclusions.

The community is indeed very close to the coffee shop, only three stops by bus, even if you leave work too late occasionally, it will take less than half an hour to walk back.

Moreover, there was no clause in the contract such as depositing one to pay three, which was undoubtedly a relief for his already poor wallet.

It's not that he's afraid of doing more housework, it's just that he's suddenly reduced from a peer-to-peer relationship to a slave...

This gap is probably too big.

"What are you talking about..." Gu Xi happily made a decision for him, "Sign..."

Strictly sighed, there seems to be no better place to go right now, why not live for a month first, and then move out when he finds a suitable place, he reluctantly picked up a pen and made a bet.

"That's right..." Gu Xi folded the paper and stuffed it into his pocket, "Housekeeper Yan, you can go wash and sleep."

Housekeeper Yan?

Watch too many idol dramas!

"Wait a minute..." Yan Jing frowned and looked at him, "Aren't all contracts in duplicate, where's mine?"

"No..." Gu Xi swaggered towards the guest room, "I am the master of my territory."

Yan Yan followed up the room and watched him dig out a four-piece suit and a silk quilt from the closet, and then threw them all on the mattress. These things were neatly folded and should be put away for a while up.

"You make the bed yourself..." Gu Xi closed the cabinet door, "It's all washed, and Xie Xiaochuan and Shen Xu used it twice when they came to live with me."

"Is your home the Dragon Inn..." Yan Yan said, "There are quite a few people who have lived there."

"That's right..." Gu Xi narrowed his eyes, "You won't survive tonight, the meat buns will have fillings tomorrow morning."

"Remember to serve me another cup of soy milk..." Yan Jin walked to the bed and shook off the sheet, lowered his head and laughed, "Gu Xiangyu..."

"Hometown encounter?" Gu Xi glanced at him inexplicably, "Isn't it a Sichuan restaurant? How can there be soy milk?"

"Can you turn your head around, the proprietress in the movie "New Dragon Inn" is called Jin Xiangyu..." Yan Jing leaned against the bedside and laughed, pointing at him, "You, Gu Xiangyu. "

"Damn it, gold inlaid with jade is a woman..." Gu Xi finally came to his senses, and smiled while waving his arms at him, "I'm the one who uses the kitchen knife, and if you owe me the fuck, I'll chop you up. "

"You are not good at knife skills, so be careful to cut your hands." The sheet has been laid out and the quilt has been put on with the rigorous speaking. The whole process is extremely smooth, and the action is like the wind.

"Your speed is too fast..." Gu Xi looked at him in surprise, and sighed, "Last time, Xie Xiaochuan tossed and tossed for twenty or ten minutes, and in the end it was crumpled."

"You two seem to be the master who is served by someone. You definitely don't need to do it yourself..." Yan Yan said, "Hey, are you supervising my work, and you don't go to bed so late?"

Gu Xi grinned, then pointed back: "You can use the bathroom outside, I'll go to the bedroom to wash."

"Yeah." Yan Jing put the clothes in the box into the closet, took a pair of underwear and went to take a shower.

The bathroom is very spacious, and it doesn’t look crowded when you put a 1.8-meter-large bed in it. There is a jacuzzi near the wall, and it’s the one with touch buttons. He didn’t figure out how to use it after researching for a long time, so he reached out and opened it. shower head.

After washing, Yan Yan hung the towel on the shelf, inserted the toothbrush into the mouthwash cup, and looked at the pile of various bottles and jars on the washstand, completely confused about the function of these things.

The only thing that can be identified is the blue round glass bottle with BVLGARI written on it, which should contain perfume.

As soon as the lid was opened, a faint fragrance diffused in the bathroom, as if there was a feeling of fresh sea breeze.

This is what Gu Xi smelled like.

He quietly sprayed some on his wrist, and then moved his nose to take a few breaths. It smelled so good. When he looked up, he suddenly saw his idiot-like face in the mirror. He was so scared that he almost dropped the bottle on the ground. on the ground.

so embarrassing...

Yan Jing hurriedly turned on the faucet to wash his hands, and ran back to the guest room in a hurry.

"Did you secretly spray my perfume?" As soon as he got under the quilt, Gu Xi appeared at the door with a towel on his head, sniffing this way like a drug-sniffing dog.

"No, no, no..." Yan Jin covered his body tightly, "I didn't know what it was, so I opened my eyes."

Gu Xi stared at him questioningly for five seconds, leaned against the door frame and said, "Are you going to work tomorrow?"

"No..." Yan Jing breathed a sigh of relief, curled up in the quilt and remained motionless, "I will report for work the day after tomorrow."

"That's just right..." Gu Xi hung the towel around his neck, "When you were traveling, you promised to cook me a meal, so let's do it tomorrow, and by the way, call Shen Xu and Xie Xiaochuan over to Juju, I'm here today I released their pigeons for you at night."

"Oh." Strictly remembering that this is indeed the case.

"Good night." Gu Xi turned off the light for him.

Looking at the door gently closed by him, Yan Yan was stunned for a while before replying: "Good night..."

When he was in college, every day after evening self-study, he and Lin Yi would go for a walk on the playground, and then say goodnight to each other downstairs in the dormitory. Until the second semester of the sophomore year, his father couldn't help his grandma's instigation and married Li Wei. door...

Gu Xi really didn't want to look back on those dreary days, except for skipping classes, fighting and racing, he lived like a thoughtless walking dead for more than half a year.

If it wasn't for Lin Yi's death, maybe he is still stuck in the quagmire of giving up on himself at this moment.

It's been a long time since I said "good night" to anyone.

He walked around in the bathroom, saw the towels and toothbrushes carefully placed on the shelf, and suddenly felt a warm feeling in his heart. The long-standing snow and frost in this big house seemed to feel the temperature. Dissolving silently.

Gu Xi took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Xie Xiaochuan and Shen Xu.

-Come to my place for dinner tomorrow night and cook for yourself to make amends.

Xie Xiaochuan replied almost instantly.

- you cookDid I hear you right, are you afraid that the two of us will beat you up and want to preemptively poison the food?

Shen Xu responded immediately.

- Brother, I'm not married yet, please save my life.

-I was only going to add some laxatives, but if you two keep talking, I'll put dichlorvos instead.

Gu Xi quit WeChat, walked back to the bedroom with a smile.

I don't know if there was some ecstasy in that bottle of perfume. Yan Jing slept very soundly this time. When he opened his eyes, it was almost 12 o'clock. If his stomach hadn't been protesting, he would have been able to lie down until dark .

He opened the door a crack, poked his head out to take a look, Gu Xi was fully dressed, sitting on the sofa in the living room staring at the TV, it seemed that he should have gotten up for a while.

"Why don't you call me?" Yan Jing asked, yawning.

"Steward Yan, you are too disrespectful..." Gu Xi got up and walked over, "Isn't it your duty to call for morning service?"

"Don't call me Butler Yan..." Yan Jing rolled his eyes back at him, "It sounds weird."

Gu Xi took out the sale contract and shook it in front of him: "Do you want me to repeat the contract?"

"Thank you, no need." Strictly sighed.

He quickly put on his clothes and finished washing. When he walked to the dining room, he found that there were two plates of char siew buns, four fried dough sticks, two pancakes and two cups of soy milk on the table, and they were all warm.

"You just went downstairs to buy it?" Yan Yan asked.

"Don't you know that there is a high-tech app called Meituan Waimai?" Gu Xi said, "Just eat something for lunch, that's ordinary soy milk, not from my hometown."

"I'll go..." Yan Jing sat on the chair and laughed, "Do you have to hold grudges like this?"

After finishing this casual lunch, Gu Xi dragged him to the supermarket next to the neighborhood. It was working hours, and there were not many people in the supermarket. The two of them pushed the shopping cart around among the shelves.

"What kind of dishes do you know?" Gu Xi glanced at the imported food on the shelf.

"Full banquet of Han and Han..." Yan Jing answered without hesitation, "What are the tigers buckling the dragon, the jade hairpin monkey brain, the phoenix tail and the large group of wings..."

"Shut up!" Gu Xi pointed at him and yelled, "If you know how to do this, I'll live broadcast eating carts."

"Then you still ask..." Yan Jing clicked his tongue, "It's very troublesome to make a big dish, and I definitely can't prepare it in an afternoon."

"Let's just eat hot pot..." Gu Xi said, "Just buy ready-made ingredients, and it doesn't take much effort."

"Okay..." Nodding rigorously, "They're all old men, I guess I'll buy a few more boxes of meat, and add some vegetables..."

Before he finished speaking, Gu Xi walked towards the area where household items were sold. He hurriedly pushed the car and chased after him for a few steps. This person probably has never cooked before. Maybe he planned to use laundry detergent to adjust the soup base of the hot pot ?

Gu Xi stopped in front of a row of electric toothbrushes, picked up two toothbrushes of the same model and different colors and looked at them for a long time, then handed them over and asked, "Which color do you like?"

"Blue..." Yan Yan said, "Don't you have one, just change the brush head."

"I bought it for you..." Gu Xi picked out blue and gray, and threw them into the shopping cart without looking at the price. "We have to use the same brand, so we can look harmonious together."

"No..." Yan Jing glanced at the price tag. The promotional price is 359 yuan, which is enough for him to buy a hundred ordinary toothbrushes. "You have obsessive-compulsive disorder, it has something to do with disharmony."

"I'm willing!" Gu Xi followed suit and chose the same style of towel and slippers, just like a child playing house.

When passing the underwear area, Yan Yan carefully looked at the men's red pants on the shelf and hesitated for two seconds.

"Do you want to buy underwear?" Gu Xi leaned over and asked.

"It's really unlucky recently..." Yan Yan said, "I don't know if it's related to the year of birth. I want to learn from you."

"My natal year is over..." Gu Xi pulled him forward, "Don't want this kind of cheap stuff, I'll give you a few, don't the old people say that it's only useful to wear what others give you?"

Yan Jing narrowed his eyes and looked at him: "Then who gave you your underwear?"

"Shen Xu..." Gu Xi was quite honest, "He gave me 12 for my birthday last year."

Do good friends give each other underwear?

"Could it be that he is treating you..." Yan Jing hesitated for two seconds, "It's interesting, isn't it?"

"Fart!" Gu Xi yelled, pointing at him, "Don't talk nonsense, people change girlfriends more diligently than changing clothes."

"Oh..." Yan Jing laughed, "What about you?"

"What about me?" Gu Xi cleared his throat, and immediately turned his head, "I don't have a girlfriend."

The atmosphere suddenly became a little awkward, and they both closed their mouths almost at the same time.