The male protagonist I slag is reborn [Quick Transmigration]

As a fan of CP blocking the way, Wang Bin is also an insider in the industry. He has always known that fans' faces change quickly, but he didn't expect it to be so fast.

He entered Starblog's trending search with a heart in his heart, and saw that his own artist was actually on the trending search. There were still two, both followed by the word "explosive".

#林婚鹿七天七夜猫#

#林婚鹿gene Awakening#

He randomly clicked into one——

【Shock! The "Seven Days and Seven Nights" program group suddenly appeared a fierce beast on the live broadcast, click to watch the hungry tiger pounce on the fish, the fierce man must come! 】

[I heard that Lin Konglu's gene has awakened, I guess it should be the rumored big tiger, right?Click in and have a look, good guy, what a fierce and cute "tiger"! 】

Wang Bin: "?"

During the live broadcast just now, he went to the bathroom halfway, and when he came back, he only saw Lan Ze feeding Lin Konglu small dried fish, but he didn’t see any "tiger". He couldn't help but click into the recorded video posted by netizens, and saw half of it——

Wang Bin: "!!!" No, it is indeed a must-see for macho men!

Who can resist furry?I'm sorry for the second prince, he also wants to climb the wall and become a poisonous person.

Wang Bin looks big and thick, but unexpectedly has a girlish heart and loves furry.

Thinking that Fluffy was on the training ground in his freshman year, and he was still the artist he brought, he couldn't help but glance over excitedly, but as soon as he raised his eyes, he met Lan Ze's slightly cool eyes.

Wang Bin: "..." Forget it, forget it, let's hit cp.

Lan Ze withdrew his gaze, and in order to cover up the embarrassment of the forced kiss just now, he asked the guards to quickly send another plate of golden fish, and continued to feed it to Lin Konglu, and asked by the way: "Your manager, do you want to change it? "

The little lazy cat has been hacked for so long and has not been able to help clarify it. It can be seen that he is useless. Why should this kind of agent keep him?

Lin Konglu knew what he was thinking, but shook his head and said, "No, I told him to leave it alone."

There is no way, the plot of the previous life required him to have a bad reputation in the entertainment industry, and there is really no need for anti-gangsters or something.

Lan Ze was silent when he heard the words, he knew that if he continued to ask, the boy would definitely say that he didn't care about those things, he only cared about him... right?

Lin Konglu is addicted to eating, seeing him suddenly stop feeding, he can't help urging: "Fish, fish."

Lan Ze: "..."

The value of his existence is just to feed the little fish?

At this moment, the orange cat who had been chubby was attracted by the scent of dried fish, and after sniffing around the two of them, it suddenly leaned to the side of the wheelchair and lay down on the ground.

Lan Ze: "..."

Lin Konglu: "..."

The two looked at each other, Lan Ze remembered the cat, who entered the base by mistake a year ago, and has been living near the cafeteria ever since, eating and drinking.

But he still remembered that when this fat tangerine first came to the base, it was a skinny tangerine...

He suddenly took back the dried fish, and said to Lin Konglu in a deliberate tone, "Why don't you... eat less in the future."

You seem to have eaten a lot today, right?Five and a half bags of dried small fish, plus a plate and a half of golden small fish.

Lin Konglu: "?!" What do you mean?I'm not of the same breed as it. Hey, I definitely won't be as fat as it is.

But no matter how he protested with his eyes, Lan Ze was very firm, and moved gracefully...putting the remaining dried golden fish into his mouth.

Lin Konglu: "..." Too, too much, rest the day after tomorrow, don't expect me to paw you.

Fortunately, Lan Ze has no plans to let him rua the fish tail recently. One is that his insect poison is almost gone. I feel that Lin Konglu has pressed too many "cat claw stickers" before, so he should rest more.

But the plan couldn't keep up with the changes. Marshal Mond of the military department clicked on Xingbo in his spare time. Coincidentally, he happened to see Lin Konglu's hot search entry.

He remembered that this was the person the second prince had just married, and he also remembered that "Seven Days and Seven Nights" was a project of their military propaganda department, so he randomly clicked in and took a look.

As a result, he wasn't very interested in things like the must-see hunk and the jealousy of the second prince, but he was interested in Chris appearing in the camera.

Chris is the ace mecha pilot of the third base. He has made a lot of military exploits and was even personally commended by him.He was very impressed with this young man, but he also remembered that he was infected with insect poisoning, and he seemed to have to amputate his limbs.

When he first heard the news, he still regretted it.But look at this lively young man in the camera, what does it look like to be amputated?The arms are very flexible.

Marshal Mond was keenly aware that something was wrong, but instead of calling Lanze, he went directly to see His Majesty the Emperor.

Just kidding, can he not understand that kid Lan Ze?If the other party wanted to tell him, he must have called and reported it long ago, and he would not wait for him to find out.

When His Majesty the Emperor heard about Mond's intentions, he couldn't help showing off immediately, saying, "Hey, the main reason is that Lan Ze's wife is amazing!"

When Lan Ze and Lin Konglu got married, many people were not optimistic about it, waiting to make a joke.Now his son and daughter-in-law are in a good relationship, their health is (becoming) good, and their career is also doing well. Can he be unhappy?

Anyway, Mond is an old friend with him, and there is nothing to hide. When he is happy, he can't help showing it off.

So, that afternoon, Marshal Mond called Lan Ze, pretending to be angry: "You are not kind, you didn't tell me that the insect poison can cure such a big thing?"

"Before I was researching the 'medicine patch' that can store mental imprints." Lan Ze explained quietly.

The marshal didn't buy it, and said, "Then isn't it researched now?"

Lan Ze: "The one who presses the cat's paw needs to rest."

marshal:"……"

"I can't tell, you really do love your wife." He muttered in a low voice, and then he moved with emotion and reason, and said earnestly: "Lan Ze, look at you, if you can't heal yourself, just forget about other infected insects." Poisonous warriors, I also watched you grow up and know that you have a kind heart, ah yes, your wife is also a kind and good child..."

The corner of Lan Ze's mouth twitched slightly, interrupted him, and reminded: "Before, your propaganda department gave the resources that the father gave to Xiaolu to the actor Chu Fei."

Mond: "?" Is there such a thing?Who is Chu Fei?

But no matter, the most important thing is to treat the soldiers with bug poison now.

So he immediately said: "Don't worry, I'll have someone deal with it right away, the 'cat's paw sticker'..."

After getting a satisfactory answer, Lan Ze said, "I'll discuss it with Xiao Lu."

After Lin Konglu knew about this, he did not refuse, saying: "It's okay, it's easy to press the cat's paw, and it can save people by the way."

After all, insect poison cannot be cured at present, it can only restrain the toxin from spreading.If the limbs are infected, if it spreads, the limbs can be amputated. If the internal organs or the head are infected, the person is basically finished.

Since he has this ability, why not save more people.

Although Lan Ze guessed that he would agree, he still couldn't help pulling him into his arms, hugged him tightly, and said for those who were infected with the insect poison, "Thank you."

Lin Konglu's eyes brightened immediately, and he asked expectantly, "What do you want to thank?"

Lan Ze coughed lightly, and suddenly thought of the love drama that Queen Anna occasionally watched, and subconsciously wanted to say "I".

But before he opened his mouth, Lin Konglu immediately asked, "Is the little golden fish okay?"

Lan Ze: "..."

Impulsively, he simply lifted the thin blanket, gritted his teeth, and said, "I don't have the little gold fish, do you want the big silver fish?"

Lin Konglu: "!!!"

Lan Ze: "!"

Grass, what is he doing?He must have been dazzled by this heartless cat.

Lan Ze quickly pulled back the thin blanket, covered the fish's tail tightly, and said calmly, "I'm just joking."

Lin Konglu: "Don't!"

He was so excited that the cat's ears, tail, and claws were all exposed. You actually said you were joking?

Seeing his bright eyes, a pair of kitten ears trembling on his head, and the little tail behind him dangling expectantly, Lan Ze's face darkened in an instant, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Don't even think about it. Swallow."

Lin Konglu: "?"

Although the saliva was secreting unconsciously, he really didn't want to bite the fish tail, he just got a little excited when he heard the confession.

Not right, seeing such a beautiful silver fish tail, the teeth are still a little itchy, since I can't chew the fish tail, then...

He pressed back the cat ears and cat paws and the small tail, his eyes were still fixed on Lan Ze's thin, ruddy, and well-shaped lips, and suddenly he couldn't help but hook the opponent's neck and bite on it.

Lan Ze: "!"

He opened his eyes slightly in surprise, then raised the corners of his lips, and his cold green eyes were filled with a smile.

This stupid cat is really...can't even kiss.

Lin Konglu gnawed carelessly for a while, then let go of Lanze in satisfaction.But who knows, the next second he was pinned to the back of the head, and then Lan Ze's cool lips touched his again, a little bit of invasion and plunder.

After the kiss, Lan Ze supported Lin Konglu who was lying softly on his body, leaned over and smiled lowly: "This is called kissing, understand?"

Lin Konglu gasped for breath, and glared at him fiercely.But the tails of his eyes were reddish, and his eyes were soft, with no deterrent effect, Lan Ze couldn't help but push him into his arms again.

"?" Lin Konglu immediately jumped up.

Yaoshou, the fish is so powerful that the cat can't eat it.

Although Lin Konglu agreed to help press the cat's paw, Lan Ze was still afraid that he would have to work hard. After all, pressing the cat's paw consumes mental power, so he said to Marshal Mond: "He agreed, but I don't have much time recently. After two weeks sky."

Lord Marshal: "?"

"Why don't you have time? Didn't you press a batch of cat paws for the third base a few days ago?" The marshal asked unwillingly.

Lan Ze: "If you want to participate in a variety show, if you need it urgently, I can ask someone to send a batch there first, but the quantity may not be large."

Lord Marshal: "???"

Is it important to participate in variety shows, or is it important to press the cat's paw?Forget it, it sounds like an excuse, it must be Lan Ze who is reluctant to make his wife tired.

No, it seems that he has to go to the third military base himself.

The next day, when the program started live again, another big shot came to the training ground.

Lan Ze turned his head and saw that Marshal Mond had rushed over overnight, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, he controlled the wheelchair and stepped forward, saying, "Hello, sir."

According to the etiquette in the military, he is a subordinate, and he should be like this.

But he is a prince, according to the etiquette of the army and the royal family, Marshal Mond also needs to take off his hat and say: "Hello, Your Highness."

After all the courtesies were over, Lan Ze was not polite, and said, "Didn't someone send a hundred pieces of 'cat's claw stickers' over? Why did you come here overnight?"

The marshal glanced at him and said, "I came to watch variety shows live, but I didn't ask for 'cat claw stickers'."

Lan Ze: "Oh."

On the training ground, Lin Konglu, like other guests, is carefully dismantling and installing various important parts of the mecha according to the instructor's guidance, so as to gain a better understanding of the mecha, just like a sniper who can disassemble and install his own Same as the gun.

In the last few days of the program, they will drive these mechas and participate in field racing training.

Of course, the guests who came to participate in the variety show basically have a good understanding of mecha driving. They have to take mecha driving in college, and they must get at least A grade in the official holographic mech simulation battle evaluation.

So everyone has a foundation. It is impossible for the program team to really let a person who doesn't know anything about mechas drive a mecha after only two days of temporary training.

Of course, Lin Konglu was the exception. He had never participated in the assessment, nor had he taken mecha piloting.This is also one of the reasons why he was disqualified by many people when he first appeared on the show.

Lan Ze is not worried about this. In his previous life, he saw a teenager playing a holographic mecha simulation battle, and he knew that the opponent could win the S rank, but it was not that he didn't know anything about driving mechas.

In addition to the field training, for the sake of safety, the base will arrange a mecha soldier to accompany each group of members to guard against accidents.

Lan Ze had already planned that he would drive with the boy, so he was not worried.

On the contrary, Chu Fei and An Susu glanced at Lin Konglu and thought to themselves: So what if you have good physical fitness, you need to use your brain to drive the mech, and this little waste won’t just crash the mecha of the base .

A netizen noticed the look in their eyes sharply, and was immediately surprised——

[Hey, An Susu and King Actor Chu haven't quit the show yet? 】

[They didn't bring a terminal, so they probably don't know what happened online?Laughing to death hhh]

[The military issued an announcement just now that the status of the image ambassador of the actor Chu has been revoked]

Lin Konglu didn't notice the eyes of those two people at all, and was dismantling and installing without distraction.

I don't know if it's because all the small worlds were born out of the main world, or because the settings of the small worlds were written by the people of the main world. The mechs in these worlds are all similar.

He had learned how to drive mechas in other worlds, especially when he re-entered the world after reading the file, and was taught how to drive by Lu Ci.

Although some places are different, the principle has not changed much.It was a bit difficult to get started at first, but after he became proficient, his speed increased immediately.

Marshal Mond also commented while watching, saying for a while, "This mecha is an antique, and you still have it in your base", then said, "The princess seems to be in trouble", and was surprised for a while, "Hey, this kid Just like you, very talented."

Lan Ze: "Can you go to the side to comment?"

The little lazy cat looks hard-working and serious, unexpectedly good-looking and cute, he just wants to enjoy it quietly, and doesn't want to listen to people's pressure.

Marshal Mond: "Tsk, occupational disease." Seeing outstanding talents, I couldn't help but want to comment.

After Lin Konglu got started, his movements became more and more proficient and faster. Coupled with the influence of his genetic nature, he could almost only see afterimages when he moved.After a while, he finished installing it before others had finished dismantling it.

Other guests: "..." Nima is outrageous, is there a way for people to survive?

Chris was also very shocked. He had only seen His Royal Highness Lanze for such a talented person.

His eyes were pleasantly surprised, but a little complicated, and said, "The ones who finish first can rest."

Marshal Mond's eyes lit up, he slapped Lanze on the shoulder and said, "Isn't there time now? You can press the cat's paw."

Lan Ze was so photographed that he almost slipped out with the wheelchair, and said with a dark face, "Did you squeeze it like this? Don't you give the cat a rest?"

Marshal Mond hurriedly pulled back his wheelchair, laughed and said, "I'm sorry, sorry, I forgot that you are weak now, so what, I have prepared for it, and brought fried golden small fish, let's not talk about it, I will Go talk to him."

Lan Ze: "..." Who revealed this cat-fishing trick?

Lin Konglu didn't know Marshal Mond. When he saw a tall soldier with a medal walking in front of him, he was still a little confused.

But the live broadcast room exploded in an instant——

[Fog hastily!Marshal Mond! 】

[The program team is promising, and they have invited Princess Maomao, the Second Prince, and now Marshal Mengde]

【Prince Cat Cat laughs at me to death】

[So Marshal Mond has shown up, but His Royal Highness Lanze still hasn't shown up? 】

When Marshal Mond usually appeared in front of the public, he always put on a majestic face, but now when he saw Lin Konglu, he smiled very amiably: "Your Highness, are you tired, do you need a hand massage? "

Lin Konglu: "?"

"No, no need?" Although he didn't know each other, he could tell the other party's military rank.

The marshal was overjoyed, and then asked again: "Then why eat small fish?"

"Ah?" Lin Konglu was even more confused, what is this man going to do?

At this time, Lan Ze controlled the wheelchair to approach, still avoiding the scope of the live broadcast, and replied for Lin Konglu: "He doesn't eat."

If you want to eat, you also eat what he feeds.

Marshal Mond: "Tsk, look at your food protection."

【Ah, the second prince finally couldn't sit still when he saw that someone was going to use a small dried fish to lure away Mao Mao? 】

[Master Marshal, that's not food protection, but jealousy]

[Cats and cats eat small fish quickly, and show cat ears quickly]

[So Lin Konglu is now called Maomao directly?so funny】

[His parents obviously chose the wrong name, it should be called Linmaomao#狗头#]

Seeing that Lan Ze was also coming, Lin Konglu immediately understood who this person was. He smiled politely and asked, "Master Marshal, are you here for the 'Spirit Seal'?"

"That's right, the cat's claw patch." Marshal Mond emphasized, and by the way, "I brought all the 'medicine patches' I just produced."

Lan Ze: "?" You actually intercepted my goods?

Lin Konglu guessed that Marshal Mond might be really eager to ask for it, so he agreed before thinking about it, and simply said, "Okay, I'll give it to you."

Marshal Mond didn't expect him to be so eloquent, so he couldn't help being overjoyed, he hurriedly ordered people to put all the "medicine stickers" on the table, and after he finished, he took a look at Lan Ze and said, "Your Highness is much happier than you."

Lan Ze thought to himself, of course he is refreshing, he is just a little silly cat...

Before he finished thinking, Lin Konglu suddenly trotted up to him, his face was a little red, he blinked his eyes and whispered, "Honey, I might borrow your fish tail."

Lanze: "?"

Because the smart live broadcast ball missed them, and Lin Konglu turned his back to the crowd, just covering his sight, so after he finished speaking, he went straight to rua and rua on the fish tail under the thin blanket.

Lan Ze: "..."

His ear fins were obviously reddened, and his face was also slightly hot. He gritted his teeth and said, "This is the last time, from now on... we can only do it in the room from now on."

Lin Konglu: "?" It's just rua licking the fish's tail, why are you saying the same thing as us?

0687: "Think about it, fish tails are legs. What you did just now was actually touching your legs."

Lin Konglu: "Uh."

When Lin Konglu reappeared in the live broadcast, he had two kitten ears on his head, a kitten tail dangling behind him, and even his hands turned into furry kitten claws.

Studio--

[Fog hastily!The blood tank is empty, ambulance, pull me up! 】

[Ahhh, I'm crying, Ah Wei is dead, and Ah Wei is alive again! 】

[Think rua, suck! 】

[Second prince, the revenge of taking his wife is irreconcilable, let's have a decisive battle! 】

[In front, what are you dreaming about in broad daylight?That’s my husband, the cat ears are really nice, and it’s in my hands, Zzz~]

[You are all daydreaming, but I am worried that the second prince will come again later and smother the kitten's ears]

【shut up! 】

【No crow mouth ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh】

Lin Konglu quickly sat down at the prepared table, and Marshal Mond personally handed him a "medicine patch" with a solemn and nervous expression.

Speaking of which, he hasn't seen what a mental imprint that can cure insect poison looks like.

Lin Konglu looked normal, took a deep breath, raised his cat's paw and pressed lightly on the medicine patch, leaving a golden cat's paw print.

【Huh?Spiritual imprint? 】

[It seems to be a healing department, what is this doing? 】

[Although I don't know what this is doing, but it feels so cute, the cat looks like it is signing a contract hahaha]

A hint of surprise appeared in Marshal Mond's eyes, and then ordered someone to put away the stamped stickers, and handed over an unpressed sticker.

At this time, Lan Ze also controlled the wheelchair and stepped forward. He felt that it is enough to have paws on the paw prints. There is no need to have a small tail and kitten ears, right?

Then, an evil hand appeared in the live broadcast room again, quietly approaching Lin Konglu.

【? ? ? 】

[Don't come here! 】

[Horror, horror, the second prince is here to poke the cat's ears again! 】

[Who was crowing just now? 】

Lan Ze can't see the barrage in the live broadcast room, even if he can see it, he won't be blocked.

He was very ruthless and firm, first he knocked off the kitten's tail, and then the two kitten's ears, without a single poke.

[The revenge of killing his wife (kitten ears) is irreconcilable, let's fight the second prince! 】

[The revenge of killing your husband (kitten ears) is irreconcilable, let's have a decisive battle, Your Highness Lan Ze! 】

After Lin Konglu awakened the cat gene, he pressed the cat's paws very quickly. After a while, Marshal Mond couldn't keep up with the speed of delivering the "medicine paste".

Lin Konglu simply said: "One more person will hand it over."

He still has time to go to the variety show, so the marshal can't do it. Before Lan Ze handed him the medicine patch, one hand could catch up with his two claws.

But when it comes to Marshal, it takes three people to catch up.

Pressing and pressing, he was hungry again, and his gaze involuntarily drifted to Xiaoyugan.

Lan Ze was the first to find out, so he had no choice but to take the dried fish and feed him one by one.

But I don't know if it's due to the exhaustion of mental power, or the temptation of the little golden fish. After eating, the little cat's ears popped out again.

Lan Ze: "..."

He calmly reached out to poke it, and then continued to feed.

Netizen:?

After a while, the little cat ears popped up again.

Lan Ze: "..."

Netizen: Ecstasy.jpg

But only two seconds later, Lan Ze was poked again.

Netizen: I fuck @#￥

Then the kitten's ears popped out, were poked, then popped out, and then poked...and so on.

Netizen: ...

【Tired, tired, stop scolding】

[Poke it, poke it, you nasty sweet and sour fish! 】

[It is said that a cat is like a ruthless claw tool, the second prince poked it so many times, he didn't look back hahaha]

Lin Konglu pressed his claws all afternoon, and when Marshal Mond left, he was beaming.

If Lan Ze hadn't been staring at him with jealous eyes, he would have hugged His Royal Highness, patted his shoulder hard to express his gratitude.

After seeing off Marshal Mond, Lan Ze pulled Lin Konglu to him, pinched the cat's paw, and asked with downcast eyes, "Are you tired?"

Lin Konglu shook his head, but then nodded again and said, "A little bit."

At first I wasn't tired, but if I kept pressing, my arms gradually became a little sore.But thinking that these cat paw stickers can save many people, it is worth it.

Lan Ze sighed, squeezed the kitten's paw and said softly, "Then let me rub it for you."

"Yeah." Lin Konglu simply leaned on him, lazily, and suddenly said after a while: "By the way, the program team will rest tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow we will be training in the field. Armored soldiers accompany the driver, guests can choose by themselves, can you recommend it for me?"

The corners of Lan Ze's lips curled slightly, and he was about to speak, but Lin Konglu said distressedly: "I originally wanted to choose Chris, but he is an instructor, so he can't be selected, alas."

The corners of Lan Ze's raised lips collapsed in an instant, and he pinched the kitten's paw and pulled him into his arms, and said expressionlessly, "You can't see such a big living person behind you?"

Lin Konglu originally wanted him to accompany the driver, so he said that on purpose, but now he pretended not to understand: "Oh? Where is it?"

All he saw was a vinegar fish.

Lan Ze gritted his teeth and said directly, "Choose me!"