At first I just wanted to make money

On the weekend, Hoshiko helped Oda Sakunosuke move the house early in the morning, and came to the address given by Osamu Dazai.

She had previously made an appointment to see Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Gin's on the weekend. To be honest, she was also very curious about what these two children looked like.

Although anime has been drawn, it is not as interesting as real people!

After knocking on the door, Osamu Dazai quickly opened it, and said happily, "Hoshiko, you're here!"

Xingzi tilted his head: "You look happy?"

"Of course, I have found a suitable method for them to study hard." Osamu Dazai made no secret of his satisfaction.

Hoshiko feels a little bad, she still has some idea of ​​Dazai's personality, Fuminori was a completely unqualified adult when he taught Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

She would not believe that with the addition of a girl, Xiaoyin, Dazai could become a qualified teacher.

She quickened her pace and walked in along the gap Dazai made.As soon as they arrived at the living room, they saw two children, a boy and a girl, handcuffed to the table, with a book in front of them.

At first glance, this picture is generally weird.But Xingzi took a closer look, and found that the book was covered with broken glass, and the table next to it also had densely erected spikes.

Several sharp knives protruded from the back of the chair behind the two children. Once they leaned back, they would be pierced by the sharp knives.

The boy had short black hair, pale skin, and looked very thin.But he was obviously very energetic, and looked at Hoshiko viciously, as if he could rush over and finish Hoshiko with Dazai's order.

The girl next to her also has short hair, looks like a tomboy, and is very handsome.Also very thin, if it wasn't for the skirt she was wearing, Xingzi might not have recognized it as a girl.

It seems that these two are Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Akutagawa Yin.

Hoshiko looked at Dazai Osamu in surprise: "You tie them here, and put these things on the table and books, what's the use?"

Before Dazai could reply, Akutagawa Ryunosuke growled angrily, "You don't need to speculate on Mr. Dazai's intentions!"

After speaking, he coughed weakly twice.This is so fierce and weak that Xingzi doesn't know what expression to make.

She didn't respond, but Osamu Dazai was a little angry: "Can you grow your brain? Why are you so impulsive every time? After studying later, go and receive the punishment yourself."

Hearing this, Akutagawa Ryunosuke's face turned even paler: "Yes, Mr. Dazai."

Hoshiko sighed, but he didn't intend to persuade Osamu Dazai to let Ryunosuke Akutagawa go.

After all, Dazai has always been raising the child, even if she thinks there is something wrong with the way it is done, she can't speak rashly before she understands everything clearly. That would be irresponsible for both the child and the adult.

Only then did Dazai look at Hoshiko again, and explained: "These two children always don't want to study, so I tied them here. They get sleepy while reading, so I filled the desk and the books with glass shards, so that they can You can’t fall forward. There’s a knife behind the back of the chair, and you can’t fall backward. So they can only learn obediently, how? Am I smart?”

Xingzi was silent for a while, and then said with difficulty: "Have you ever thought that people can't sleep, but they can actually be in a daze."

She didn't try to tell Dazai that there was a good chance the two children would get hurt.Injuries are too common for Osamu Dazai, and he doesn't care about them, so he can only find another way to make Dazai realize that such an approach is useless.

"Hey—why is this!" Dazai looked at the two children full of killing intent: "If this doesn't work, let's just kill them, okay?"

"Wait?" Xingzi looked shocked: "I didn't mean that!"

Xingzi said quickly: "Study is something that children don't like to do. You have to find a way to make them like to study. In other words, is it because the two children don't like to study?"

"That's not true." Osamu Dazai replied: "Xiaoyin is more obedient, but he is stupid enough to choose to be tied up by me to study in order to accompany his brother."

Hoshiko was a little puzzled. It stands to reason that with Akutagawa Ryunosuke's character of worshiping Osamu Dazai, it should be that Dazai would just do what he said.Why are you so unwilling to learn?

Thinking of this, Xingzi asked: "How did you tell them? About asking them to learn this matter."

"Of course it is to give them the book directly!" Dazai Zhizhi said confidently.

Xingzi: "Then have you asked them why they don't want to study?"

"What's the matter with me?"

This crumb man!Hoshiko was helpless, but she couldn't say anything about Dazai.

Oh, because these children are not the responsibility of Dazai Osamu, and secondly, because Dazai Osamu himself has not received normal education, how can she ask the other party to set a correct example?

Seeing the hostile expression on Akutagawa Ryunosuke's face, Hoshiko decided not to humiliate himself: "Then Dazai, go and ask that child why he doesn't want to study."

Osamu Dazai nodded indifferently, and looked at the Akutagawa brothers and sisters: "Did you hear that? Answer!"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke replied subconsciously immediately: "Because I will join the port Mafia in the future, and studying is useless at all."

It turned out to be like this, Hoshiko walked in front of him, squatted down and was at eye level with Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "Study can satisfy Mr. Dazai, isn't this what you expect?"

Hoshiko didn't say in a grand and general way that after studying, he could live a normal life and stay away from the disputes in Yokohama.

It also didn't say that learning has any effect, or that everyone should learn such robber logic.

Because she knew it was simply unreasonable.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke himself is a powerful supernatural being, and the worshiped Osamu Dazai is in the port Mafia again.He probably already regarded himself as a part of Mafia at the port by now.

Instead of telling him what benefits he will have after studying, it is better to start from his wish.Didn't Akutagawa Ryunosuke just want Dazai to admire him?Then use this to seduce him.

Sure enough, upon hearing Hoshiko's words, Akutagawa Ryunosuke was taken aback for a moment, and then glanced at Osamu Dazai eagerly.

The corner of Dazai Osamu's mouth curled up, originally intending to use his taunting skills.But looking away from the corner of the eye, he saw Xingzi's warning eyes.

Osamu Dazai curled his lips, reluctantly said: "I really appreciate learned people."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke immediately cheered up, his face turned rosy from the bloodshot: "Then I must study hard!"

Seeing that Xingzi had persuaded him, he walked up to Xiaoyin who was next to him.Xiaoyin is obviously a girl, but her hair is cut very short and messy, so she doesn't look like a girl at all.

Xingzi turned to look at Dazai: "You little girl, are you raising her as a tomboy?"

Osamu Dazai generously admitted: "How can I raise children?"

Xingzi sighed, stood up and walked beside him: "Yes, you are still a child."

Osamu Dazai was stunned for a moment, and then leaned forward: "Yeah, he is still a child! Xingzi didn't say a few words to me after he came here, and his attention was taken away by those two guys. It was hard to watch I glanced at it, but still warned me. People are sad!"

Ignoring that strange JK tone, Xingzi also felt that he was a bit too much.Although I want to make the life of the two miserable children in the anime better.But her real friend is Osamu Dazai after all.

Xingzi felt that what he had done just now was obviously chasing after the matter, and the pros and cons were reversed.

It is Xingzi's good character to correct her mistakes. She immediately apologized: "Okay, I was wrong, and I will definitely not be like this in the future. As compensation, it's almost noon, let me cook, what do you want to eat?" ?”

"Crab meat bibimbap! There is canned crab meat in the refrigerator, Xingzi can make it directly!" Osamu Dazai immediately made an inch of it: "Xingzi should stay here today, those two children also need someone to tutor them."

Xingzi nodded: "Yes, but I have to leave tomorrow morning." She has other things to do, so she can't stay here for too long.

Dazai's house is a villa with a large room, and Hoshiko doesn't have to worry about troublesome him.

Seeing that Xingzi agreed, Dazai's expression immediately became better.Although he was still a little dissatisfied that she would go to see other people tomorrow, he could barely accept it.

Xingzi opened the refrigerator and found that there was only canned crab meat in it, and nothing else.She turned her head in disbelief: "You usually eat this every day? So do the two children?"

"Of course not." Dazai Osamu said without hesitation.

Hoshiko breathed a sigh of relief, before he had time to say anything, Dazai continued to speak confidently: "How can you give those two guys who have no taste the deliciousness like canned crab meat!"

Is this speaking human language?What do those two children usually eat?Xingzi thought so, and asked the same question.

Osamu Dazai shrugged: "It's none of my business."

Yin, on the other hand, replied in a low voice: "Mr. Dazai left money here, brother, brother will bring food back from outside."

Only then did Xingzi heave a sigh of relief: "Then I'll go out to buy groceries first, Dazai, come with me."

"Eh? Why do you want me to come with you!" Osamu Dazai dissatisfied: "I finally took a day off!"

Xingzi had a cold face: "You are my friend, if you don't come with me, who will come with me?"

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai looked at Xingzi with strange eyes for a long time, and then suddenly laughed exaggeratedly: "Hahaha!"

After laughing, he wiped away a little tear from the corner of his eyes: "Well, for the sake of our being friends."

The two returned quickly after buying vegetables, and Xingzi made a simple lunch as the chef.Then the problem came again, Akutagawa Ryunosuke stubbornly refused to eat, and wanted to continue studying.

"I'm not hungry! I want to continue studying. Mr. Dazai, please eat first."

Xingzi started to have a headache, just now he had to worry about the child's lack of study, and now he has to worry about the child's love of study.Being a parent is so hard!And she is clearly just a temporary parent!

She sighed sincerely, leaned over, and said solemnly: "You know what? There are diminishing returns."

"What's that?" Akutagawa frowned, and Osamu Dazai also looked at Hoshiko curiously.

Xingzi coughed: "The diminishing marginal benefit is what I read from an economics book, that is, when other conditions remain unchanged, a certain factor is continuously increased. After a certain limit is reached, the subsequent benefits will be reduced." Fewer and fewer."