On the correct way for cats to attack their owners

Angesiu was stunned for a moment, looking at the long-haired cat in front of him, dressed as a girl, with bulging cheeks but could still be seen as a young cat, with a gentle smile on his lips, he rubbed the cat's ears and shouted softly : "Xiao Qian."

"Meow, it's pretty much the same." An Qian looked at himself following Angesiu's gaze, blushing, pulled at her skirt unnaturally, and looked at the water, "What are you looking at, I haven't seen anyone wearing a skirt before." Male cat, let me tell you, if you dare to laugh, dare to laugh... Mmmmmm, you are the one to look at!"

"Xiaoqian looks good in it." Angesiu held back a smile, his heart itched, and pinched the pair of cat ears that were shaking slightly with his fingers again, "Youni's clothes don't suit Xiaoqian. When I get home, I will take Xiaoqian out. Buy a few small skirts to look better." He remembered that there was a store that had pretty good strawberry dresses.An Qian suddenly felt a chill down his spine. Looking around, it must be his own illusion.

"Really?" looked at Angesio suspiciously, wait, there seems to be something wrong, what is he talking about, the young master is a male cat, how about a male cat, this is simply insulting the self-esteem of a great male cat !An Qian suddenly found the reason for the chills on his back, glared at An Gexiu and warned: "You crazy human being, if you dare to wear a skirt for my young master, I, I... I will..." What should he do?

"Don't wear a skirt for Xiaoqian." Angexiu felt that it was necessary to smooth the hair of his emotional cat. As for not wearing a skirt, hehe, let's talk about it later.

"Meow, this is almost the same, eat it quickly and don't leave any leftover." An Qian suddenly remembered something and said, pointing to the heart of Kui Beast.If you dare to pretend to be a giant beast to deceive a cat, if you still dislike what he made, hum, I will beat you.

Angerxiu smiled wryly, and stuffed the scorched branch into his mouth.Satisfied, An Qian wanted to put the warm fish into his mouth, but he stretched out a hand to snatch the fish away, a piece was stuffed into his mouth, and he swallowed it before he could distinguish it.

"Ah, it's so unpalatable." An Qian turned his head and stared at Angesiu, "Morrowing human being, what did you stuff into my lord... uh." Seeing the heart of the beast being torn in Angesiu's hand , The words that were about to be spoken suddenly froze.Such unpalatable food must not be baked by him, and it must not be meow.

Watching Angesiu tear off the heart of the beast and stuff it into his mouth, tear it off and stuff it into his mouth again, An Qian frowned and took away the branch: "If it doesn't taste good, don't eat it."

"My Xiaoqian's cooking is delicious." Angesiu smiled and rubbed Anqian's head.

He turned his head away unnaturally: "Sick human beings, don't always lie..." Before he could finish speaking, his head was pressed into a warm embrace.

"Xiao Qian, I'm glad you came to me." Angesiu touched An Qian's trembling ears.

"I didn't." Hmph, I came here just because I was bored, not because I was worried about you.

Suddenly Angesiu let go of Anqian and stood up.

"What are you going to do?" An Qian looked up blankly, the sudden withdrawal of warmth made him feel a little uncomfortable.

"What does Xiaoqian want to eat? I'll grab it." Angesio smiled.

Anqian immediately frowned: "Meow, what are you grabbing, just sit down for me, do you think it's easy for me to grab herbs for you! Do you think it's easy for me to chew them up! Is it easy on you! If you spoil my herbal medicine like this, I will definitely make it!"

An Qian walked into the forest and looked around vigilantly.Why did he so boldly tell Angerxiu to sit down, patted his chest and said let him come.On the chance of the cat killing the little monster, well, 5.00 percent; on the chance of the cat defeating the little monster, well, [-] percent; on the chance of the cat fighting the little monster, well, [-] percent; on the chance of the cat escaping the little monster The odds of the little monster are, well, ten percent.Can he regret such a complete defeat?

An Qian felt that it would be better for him to go to the river to catch fish, and leave the monsters alone and let An Gexiu come.

Shaking his little tail, he turned and headed for the river.Meow, should I catch carp, small yellow croaker or fat head fish?Or take them all back?

An Qian was squatting by the river, shaking his fingers in the water, and the big net that was shining with lightning was swimming in the water. Fish of different sizes and with shiny scales were stunned and fell into the big net from time to time.

Loud noises can be heard from the dense forest from time to time. Compared to the forest, the river is eerily quiet, with only the sound of splashing water and rustling wind blowing leaves.Looking around uneasily, An Qian laughed secretly at himself for being too suspicious.He picked up the big net and walked towards the waterfall with a smile.

Suddenly, An Qian stopped in his tracks, pursed the corners of his mouth slightly, squinted his eyes and looked around, a ball of lightning gathered in his free hand and suddenly struck in one direction, with a "snap", the lightning seemed to hit a barrier and wiped out. Lilac sparkles.

After the thunder light dissipated, a creature was revealed. This creature was like a combination of fish and animals. Its gray skin had no scales but was greasy and smooth. The body is three meters long, the soles of the feet are like human hands, and there are five distinct fingers, but they are connected by mucous membranes. There is only one scarlet eye on the flat and big head, and the mouth is split and can extend to the end of the chin.

From the creature's open mouth came a cry that resembled a baby's cry, like the low cry of a young animal that couldn't find its mother.An Qian stared at the crying cub, and slowly let go of the thunder net. The thunder net fell to the ground, and all kinds of fish fell from the net to the ground.

Don't cry... Anqian couldn't help but step forward step by step due to the cry of the young crying cub, touching the smooth and sticky body with his arms.Don't cry, I really miss my mother too... Leaning my head on the crying cub, gently stroking/stroking the crying cub's head.

An Qian seemed to see his mother watching him with a gentle smile in the grass.Mama, you are always lying.

Everything seems so beautiful, the woods, the grass, the breeze, the tranquility, the two wanderers who left home embraced each other and wept.

With the low and inaudible sound of "Xi Xi Suo Suo", where An Qian could not see, waves appeared on the calm water; where An Qian could not see, the lush flowers and plants swayed gently.

The crying cub rubbed An Qian's face and rubbed An Qian's hand, attracting An Qian's attention, and there were a few water thorns protruding from the grass under his feet.

A few tears flowed from the scarlet eyes of the crying cub.An Qian's eyes were dim, and he raised his hand to wipe away the tears. He didn't notice that there was a water sword pointing at him behind him, ready to strike.

Silently, the water sword was fired suddenly, the target's heart, when the water sword was about to pierce the flesh, An Qian's eyes flashed, the originally hazy eyes with pity disappeared without a trace, the lake blue cat's eyes were invaded by blood, cold and ruthless , the huge nine-tailed phantom condensed out to block the life-threatening water sword, patted the crying cub's hand and clenched it into a fist, blood surged, and a bloody dagger pierced the crying cub's slippery skin.

With his left hand, An Qian dragged a crying cub that seemed to have been corroded in many places, and in his right hand, he held a mine net full of fish, and shouted a strange slogan: "Hey, hey, go catch fish, Hey, hey, hey, dragging the monster, hey, hey, his whole body hurts." The green grass behind him was stained with blood.The clothes on An Qian's body were already soaked in blood. The one on the chest belonged to the crying cub and the back was his own. He smacked his lips and pulled the corners of his mouth. The attack was too ruthless. Anyway, he also comforted the little monster for a while, so he slapped it so ruthlessly It's really good to succeed!

Angerxiu sat on the grass, closed his eyes and used his soul power to repair the scars on his body. Suddenly he opened his eyes, and looked down the river with cold eyes. His downcast eyes were complicated, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

For a long time, the smell of blood in the air gradually became stronger, and a figure appeared in the distance with the sound of panting, and there were strange murmurs. Lei Guang's big net, biting his lip, his face was a little pale, seeing him, the young man suddenly grinned, then pursed his lips for an instant, pretending to be arrogant.

An Qian threw the crying cub on the ground, Lei Wang casually threw it aside, looked expectantly and pretended not to care, and said, "Look, I'll just say I'm fine, now, don't be too polite, I'm amazing... "Before he finished speaking, An Qian was held in Angesiu's arms, and the herbs with a strange smell stuck to An Qian's body.

"Hey, what are you doing? Do you know that herbal medicine is hard to get?" An Qian struggled and didn't want to touch the herbal medicine he worked so hard to get up, so he could only let Angesiu hug him obediently, "Just give it a hug." Yes, I will lie down obediently later."

"Does it hurt?" An Gexiu stroked the wound on the boy's back distressedly.

"Ah?" An Qian was stunned for a moment, then smiled shyly, "It hurt a little at first, but then it didn't hurt, I'm very strong, right, this little monster still wants to lie to me, heh heh , I was killed by the young master." Breaking free from Angesiu's embrace, he dragged the crying cub's legs and threw it in front of Angesiu. , I am such a great cat, do you feel good about me if you don't praise me?

"My Xiaoqian is very powerful." Angesiu praised cooperatively, but his eyes sized up the wounds on the crying cubs. Every wound was very narrow, like a dagger, but almost throughout the body.You must know that the crying cub has a strong self-recovery ability, and the wound seems to be corroded by something, which hinders the recovery.

Angesiu looked at An Qian suspiciously.The latter felt nothing, waved his hands triumphantly, grinned his teeth, took a deep breath and jumped into the cool river.Angexiu shook his head helplessly. He was not worried about what would happen to his pet. He lowered his head and looked deeply at what he thought of. If he can't even overcome this difficulty, how will he survive in the future? He needs someone who can fight side by side. Pets not a liability.