Foodies are reborn as cannon fodder

The author is me today and I want to write some short stories that have nothing to do with books...

Interviewer: Today we interviewed the author. May I ask the author, why did you ask us to interview you today?

Author: Huh?Aren't you guys going to interview me today?

Interviewer: What are you doing interviewing an unpopular author like you?When I have this time, I would rather find someone to see if I can interview them.

Author (ears sideways): What did you say?

Interviewer: No, nothing!By the way, author, do you have anything for us to interview today?

Author (doubtful expression): Huh?Could it be that asking questions is not what you do?What do I need to do?

Interviewer: Oh, didn't I ask you!What did you call me here for today?

author:……

Author: Actually, it’s nothing, that’s all. I’ve been writing novels for a hundred days!Want to do something to commemorate.

Interviewer: It seems... your hundred days have already passed!

Author (blushing): Isn't it because I didn't have time yesterday!

Interviewer: But, it seems that your [-] days were not yesterday!

Author: I wasn't the day before yesterday... that day was my least favorite day, so, you see, I didn't even update, how could I celebrate that day!

Interviewer (whispering): There seems to be nothing to celebrate.

Author (turning his head to the side, digging out his ears): What did you say?

Interviewer: No, nothing!By the way, author, how do you want to celebrate your [-]th anniversary?

Author: I've made up my mind, I'll ask Lin Xuanlan and the others to put on a play!

Interviewer: Drama?

Author: Well!how?

Interviewer (with sloppy eyes): No, let’s just take a quick look at the performance of each character in the story!

Author: Ah!I would like to say a few more words!

Interviewer, look at the important points of the performance, ha ha.

Author: Alright!Watch the show!

………………

Qian Mu: Hello!The author told us to act!

Lin Xuanlan: My wife, don't care what the author is doing!We can do it together!

Xuan Ming: Boss, showing affection is wrong!

Yuan [-], Yuan [-]: Yes, yes.The love of the boss is completely awesome!

Qian Mu (pulling Lin Xuanlan awkwardly): Xuanlan, there are outsiders here, so be reserved!

Lin Xuanlan (with big arms around Qianmu): Hehe!

Author: Hey, you guys, please pay attention to me, where is the drama?At least you have to give me a play!Come on, don't you see me, are there any guests here?

Interviewer (said embarrassingly): Well, it’s okay, you go on, you go on!hehe!

Author (fierce look): The interviewees have already said so, go ahead and play it for me!

Qian Mu (wrinkles his nose): Hello, author!Very annoying!

Lin Xuanlan (with a doting look): It's okay, the author doesn't dare to do anything with you when I'm here!

Qian Mu: Mmmmm!

Lin Xuanlan: By the way, Mumu, what are we doing here?

Qian Mu: I don't know either, it seems that we are being asked to act, maybe!

Lin Xuanlan: Then don't worry about it, it's none of their business!

Author: Hurry up and think of a show for me to see how you look!what it looks like!

Xuan Ming: Boss, it seems that we will play a role!It would be bad if the author accidentally withheld the scene where you meet.

Yuan Yi: Yes!Especially when the seal of h is so strict, if the author skimps a little more, maybe the boss and sister-in-law will lose the chance to hold hands, and they will not know that it is the year of the monkey when they have children in the future!

Yuan Er (said in agreement): Yes!Boss, my brother is right!We'd better be nice!

Qian Mu: Xuan Lan, let's play one!You see, we can't do it like this!

Lin Xuanlan: Alright!Then what shall we play?

Yuan Yi: How about we play Snow White!

Qian Mu, Lin Xuanlan, Xuanming, Yuan Er: ...

Yuan Er: Brother, can you be more childish?

Yuan Yi: Then tell me, what shall we play?

Yuan Er: Of course I want to play Cinderella, how wonderful!

Qian Mu, Lin Xuanlan, Xuanming, Yuan Yi: ...

Yuan Yi: Yours is more childish than mine, you still call me!

Yuan Er: Then tell me!

Yuan Yi: You said I was naive, tell me back!Xuanming, tell me!

Xuan Ming (inadvertently hurt): ...

Xuanming: I don't know what story I want, why don't sister-in-law tell me!

Qian Mu (another inadvertently injured person): I don’t know either, it’s too difficult to choose!

Yuan Yi: Sister-in-law

Yuan Er: Sister-in-law...

Lin Xuanlan: Big...

Qian Mu, Xuan Ming, Yuan Er, Yuan Yi: Huh?

(Boss, husband, what do you want to say?)

Lin Xuanlan: Ahem!I was wrong just now.I'm talking about the little prince.

Qian Mu, Xuan Ming, Yuan Er, Yuan Yi: The little prince?

what is that?

Lin Xuanlan: I don't know the specifics. It seems that the little prince is a child from another planet with a childlike innocence.He lived on an asteroid about the size of a house.One day a rose seed fell on his planet and took root, sprouted and matured.You know, the little prince had never seen a rose before!He was very curious about this vanity rose, and he obeyed her.But the little prince was too young to understand the love behind her vanity.He didn't understand that kind of love, but his heart was hurt.So the little prince decided to leave her...

Qian Mu: Why do you feel a little weird?

Xuanming: It's like the story of the boss and the sister-in-law!

Lin Xuanlan: Xuanming, don't think about it!

Xuanming (with a shy face): Boss, look, are you just like a little prince, cheated by roses, and then abandoned by roses... Woohoo, boss, I was wrong, I will never do it again. no more.

Qian Mu: Xuan Lan, good job!This guy owes a beat!

How could he be a rose?Obviously he is still very simple, saying that he is like Lily is not wrong, no, Lily can't say the same!How can he be called a flower when he is a big man?

Lin Xuanlan: Well!

Yuan Yi (whispering): Boss is a good wife and slave!

Yuan Er (whispering): What a wife and slave boss!

Xuan Ming: How about Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?

Yuan Yi, Yuan Er, Qian Mu, Lin Xuanlan (looking at Xuan Ming):  ….

Author (growling): You guys, act obediently for me, this is not a place for chatting!The interviewers are all pissed off!

Interviewer (saying embarrassingly): Hehe, well, it’s okay!You guys continue!

Lin Xuanlan: Alright!Then let's act!

Qian Mu: Yes!

Xuan Ming: Alright!

Yuan [-] and Yuan [-]: Got it, boss!

The curtain was drawn again.

The curtain opens again!

interviewer:…….

What's happening here?By the way, what's the story?

Author: This... this....

What kind of drama is this?What are these guys playing?

If you still don't know, then I believe you will understand the following plot introduction!

In the plot, everyone’s name is still their own. It starts with the rose who loves vanity in the little prince segment, which is the eldest sister of the three sisters in Cinderella and the little prince. Later, Cinderella, which is Snow White. Snow White was poisoned to death by the eldest sister in Cinderella.Then the little prince met Snow White and thought it was the eldest sister who kissed Snow White awake. Snow White turned into Cinderella and swept the floor at home!Then, the little prince will hold a banquet...

In this way, the stories go back and forth one after another, and the eyes are dazzled.But the strange thing is that this story really comes together!Aren't there six people in Cinderella?Don't worry, that old man has already died in the plot of Snow White.

Author (pointing at Qianmu and the others angrily): You guys, what exactly are you trying to do?

Qian Mu: Author, acting!

Lin Xuanlan: Leave him alone, let's continue acting!

The next plot could be about kissing, how could he give up such a good opportunity?

Author: You give me a stop!Sorry about that interviewer!They are not in good shape today!I'll teach you again in another hundred days!

Interviewer (wiping away the sweat that didn't exist): Hehe, it's okay, they performed wonderfully, let's continue!

Damn, although the story of the novel is not exciting!But the hero is the hero!One look makes people feel very nervous!

Lin Xuanlan: Come on, let's continue!It's time for me to kiss Sleeping Beauty!

Qian Mu: ...

A lot of people are watching!

Authors (said very angrily): Qian Mu, Lin Xuanlan, Xuanming, Yuan Yi, Yuan Er.You go back to me, don't embarrass me here.

Qian Mu: Cut!

Lin Xuanlan (with Qian Mu in his arms): Let's go!

Xuanming: Alright, boss!

Yuan Yi, Yuan Er: Anyway, we are all supporting roles, let's go!

Author: Well, they are all gone, remember to give me a high score when you talk about me!hehe!Ask for praise!

Interviewer: Sure!

Damn, I won't get mad anyway, it doesn't matter how high the share is!hehe!