Strange Marriage [Idol Drama]

"At the beginning, I studied literature, but I failed in three years; later, I practiced martial arts, and I gave out arrows in the school, and I was expelled from the history of the drums. Then I studied medicine, made some achievements, wrote a good prescription myself, took it, and died."

When Qi Lin was browsing Weibo, he saw a picture with an epitaph on it. After reading it, he felt very strange, so he laughed three times, and died, died 28 years old.

To put it bluntly, Qi Lin actually ate red bayberry while scrolling through Weibo, saw cheerful internet jokes, and then choked to death on the red bayberry core. A colleague who sent him red bayberry.When the red bayberry was delivered, he felt lucky for such a big red bayberry, and secretly thanked that colleague. Who knew that this was actually the last fruit he ate before he died, and he was also the murderer of this murder. Of course, the murderer and The people who were killed died together, and the murder case ended.

Poor Qi Lin's death was a bit of an entertainment for the public, but he himself lived a more meaningful life. In two months, he will marry his girlfriend who has been in love with him for five years but has never made it to the last step. In the palace of marriage, after death, he still felt very sorry for his girlfriend, but when he thought of saying goodbye to this world as a virgin, the sadness and regret of being sorry were gone.

However, this is not something that manifests in him that he lives meaningfully.but...

The girlfriend whom he regarded as a goddess suddenly revealed that she was pregnant for three months after his death. You must know that in the three months before his death, he had only touched his girlfriend's paws. How could he possibly have a child? One can imagine that the child is definitely not his. If he gets married as scheduled, wouldn't he just want to be a father?Although not now, but almost.

The whole world knows that after his death, his girlfriend married a balding man with a beer belly with his child alone. His girlfriend looked very happy, but everyone around him lamented that he had no chance of happiness.

This is not the happiness I want!

As a ghost, Qi Lin was heartbroken, but he quickly recovered. Looking back, his girlfriend seems to have done nothing in the past few years except asking him for money...

Just as Qi Lin's face was changing, he watched the wedding scene in front of him become particularly chaotic.

An obese woman is pulling the hair of her girlfriend who is wearing a wedding dress with her stomach stretched out. The two wrestle with each other. The bald groom next to him is pulling neither this nor that. Picked up the phone and called the police.

So, he learned the truth from the police records.

His ex-girlfriend turned out to be the third party who destroyed other people's families. The bald man cheated his wife into divorce and married her, and then the man's ex-wife made a big fuss at the wedding after learning that she had been cheated. It was a tragic farce.

Immediately, Qi Lin felt that his death was worthwhile, and the truth came to light, that he did not make himself happy to be a father.

Later, a small story like this was forwarded on Weibo.

Virgin [candle]. @I'm kinda CJ: virgin [candle]. @微博 Funny Ranking: Virgin [Candle]. @有品有节节joke encyclopedia: I have a colleague, one day, he was sick, I went to see him, but forgot to buy fruit, outside the hospital there was only an aunt selling red bayberry, I bought two catties and took it to him, then he He died, it is said that he was choked by the bayberry core.I was too shocked to go to his funeral.My colleague has been in love with his girlfriend for five years, and his girlfriend cheated, but I didn't dare to tell him, because he told me every day how happy he and his girlfriend are. Remind him, but he doesn't understand.After his death, I felt guilty and continued to help him find out the whereabouts of his girlfriend, and told him those things while burning paper money.It turned out that his girlfriend was a third party and she was pregnant. The wedding scene was very lively, and the eldest wife fought with her.Actually, I know that when my colleague died, he was 28 years old and he was still a virgin.Hope he has a good cast. [Candle]

Later, Qi Lin got a good pregnancy, and as a virgin, the ghost messenger of the reincarnation office told him that he would definitely get true love in the next life with a virgin body, and he was deceived so badly in his previous life in love.

Beside the Naihe bridge, after so long, Qi Lin was happy, but was pushed by the ghost behind him, and all the Meng Po soup in his hand was scattered on the ground. With a push, Qi Lin was pushed out: "One person, one bowl, no more, no more, next one, next one!"

A ghost has no body, so naturally it has no weight, and the light Qi Lin ghost was directly pushed into the path of reincarnation.

But who knows, on the day Qi Lin was reincarnated, a novice came to the Office of the Reincarnation of the Underworld. He was a Song Dynasty scholar who was wronged to death. A scholar, his eyes dazzled the wrong soul, and the person who was going to be the number one scholar became a ghost, and he couldn't revive his soul, so he had to be thrown here as a poor man for decades before being reincarnated.

But the scholars in the Song Dynasty only knew how to read books. How could they know that there are 99 ways of reincarnation, and he didn’t understand two of them. One was called the reincarnation of idol drama characters, and the other was called the reincarnation of novel characters. When I pressed the button of the Way of Reincarnation, I was sucked into the Tao of Reincarnation of an idol drama character, and the scholar of the Song Dynasty didn't know what happened to the ghost that floated in just now.

When the head of the underworld ghost guard came over, the scholar stood in the same place, he was dumbfounded, the ghost guard saw the characters in the idol drama Reincarnation, and knew that the newcomer made a mistake, but thinking of his incident with the drunk ghost, he quickly erased the data , just treat it as the real heroine of an idol drama who can time travel, it's a trivial matter, let him care.

In this way, Qi Lin's journey from a patient to a dead person, and then to a ghost ended, and he became a human again.

Qi Lin, who was reborn with memories, looked at the place similar to the one he had set up before his death - the hospital ward, he was a little dazed.

Isn't reincarnation supposed to be in the mother's womb, listening to the beating of one's own heartbeat, staying for ten months before being born?Why did he turn into a big living person and sit on the bed, with a plaster cast on his leg, and the plaster cast was very ugly.

He remembered that he had entered the path of reincarnation and reincarnated.

But the scene in front of him didn't look like a successful reincarnation at all, but rather like his soul possessed, reborn with nice words to describe it.

He was reborn, reborn in a boy who was 19 years old.

The result of not drinking Mengpo soup is that Qi Lin remembers all kinds of people in his previous life. After comparing the tragic fate of his previous life, he readily decided to cherish the opportunity of rebirth in front of him and live a good life, even if there is a goddess with a bust of 36F wooing him He will not be shaken either, he is too terrified of women, and it is difficult for him to bear too strong aftershocks.

The body of a 19-year-old boy is naturally a good start for Qi Lin. He can continue to enjoy the beautiful campus life, eat, sleep and play DOTA. This is his dream life. Thinking of the future life, he feels sweet in his heart.

However, just as he was fantasizing about living such a wonderful life, the door of the ward was suddenly opened, and a baby-faced boy sneaked his head in as if he had done something bad, and turned his head to look at the hospital corridor , after finding no suspicious persons in the ward and outside the ward, he quickly stepped in. The baby's face was quite round, not fat, like a lucky boy.

When he came in, he found that Qi Lin was looking at him with his eyes open: "..."

baby face:"……"

The baby-faced boy took out the fruit packed in an environmentally friendly paper bag from his backpack and handed it to Qi Lin: "Fruit for you. Qi Lin, are you okay, don't be so hard on yourself, there is an ancient poem saying that a thousand sails pass by the side of a sinking boat , Wan Muchun in front of the sick tree, there is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world, why bother to love only one grass."

Qi Lin took the fruit paper bag from Babyface, and watched him close the phone web page: "..."

Thinking that he was a little thirsty just after waking up, he dug inside, and a red bayberry appeared on his pale paw: "...fuck!"

All the bayberries fell to the ground and were scattered. The baby face looked at Qi Lin with infinite sympathy: "Qi Lin, I know you have been hit hard, but it's not good to speak swearing. You never said swearing before."

After finishing speaking, Babyface knelt down and picked up the bayberries that had fallen on the ground one by one and put them back into the paper bag. His temper was very good.

At this time, Qi Lin tried his best to suppress his mind and kept automatically replaying the two lines of Babyface's poem just now. What kind of unrequited love for a plant of grass, using verses indiscriminately, presumably Babyface is the original owner's friend. Swearing, but when he saw the big red bayberries, his throat ached and he calmed down, before Qi Lin asked, "I'm sorry, I can't remember anything now, who are you?"

The baby face raised its head and opened its mouth wide at him, and the paper bag of red bayberry just picked up fell to the ground again: "Qi Lin, don't joke with me, you can't play this trick after doing something like that, no one will believe it."

Qi Lin looked at him innocently: "I really don't remember who you are, what happened to me?"

Babyface didn't squat down to pick up red bayberries, but sat on the edge of the bed and held Qi Lin's hand and said with a sad face: "Qi Lin, have you really lost your memory?"

Qi Lin nodded: "Well, I really don't remember anything."

Babyface suddenly thought of something, half of the grief on his face dissipated, and he comforted him: "It's okay, last week Banhua in the next class also said after being heartbroken that she lost her memory, it will be fine in two days, I guess you will be gone in two days." It'll be fine."

Qi Lin: "..." Then, he asked him patiently and pitifully, "What happened to me? Why is my leg in a cast?"

Babyface is a good person. He told Qi Lin first: "Your name is Qi Lin, Qi from Monkey King, and Lin from Leng Lie. My name is Shen Xiaoyuan. We are college classmates. Speaking of it, the process of your injury was a bit tortuous."

Thinking of the comforting poem on the baby's face, Qi Lin probably knew that the original owner did this because of feelings, but he still wanted to figure it out: "Then how did I get hurt?"

Shen Xiaoyuan was silent for a while before choking out two words: "Jump off the building."

Qi Lin widened his eyes and asked, "Jump off the building for love?"

Shen Xiaoyuan nodded: "Yes, you said you love him very much. After confessing to him, he ruthlessly rejected you. You couldn't take it anymore, so you jumped directly from the second floor to the haystack on the first floor."

No, it's not.

Suicide for love?Could it be that the girl is so shockingly beautiful?Is it really worth committing suicide for a goddess?

Qi Lin asked again: "How ruthless is that person? What did she say to make this stupid, no, let me commit suicide."

Shen Xiaoyuan said with a look of reluctance: "Well, he just said 'get lost'."

Qi Lin: "..." The glass heart of the original owner was really broken.