The son of the Republic of China dressed as a fake young master of salted fish

After getting to know each other, all the guests of "The First Crime Scene" sat together and drew lots to decide tonight's cosplay.

The staff of the program group took a simple box and put several sheets of paper folded in half, and asked everyone to draw.

The three resident guests and Guan Ming stretched out their hands directly.

Guan Ming paid attention to Gu Wenyue, and thought that he had to choose one of the remaining papers, and the possibility of Gu Wenyue being drawn was very high.

Gu Wenyue asked the staff: "Is there a character with a corpse?"

"This..." The staff member shook his head, "Sorry, I don't know the content of today's script."

Guan Ming thought: Do you want to act as a corpse?Don't we all help you together?

Shen Yuexin did her homework before coming here, and she explained to Gu Wenyue: "Don't worry, the corpses are all played by the staff, and there are no guests to play the corpses."

She thought it was because Gu Wenyue was worried that the corpse would be drawn and there would be no camera at that time, so she comforted him.

While she was talking, she took out a note, and just happened to take the one with a slightly bent corner. She unfolded it and was surprised: "Is there really a dead body?"

She looked awkwardly at the staff, and then at the resident guests, feeling that the atmosphere was a bit off.

Gu Wenyue happened to draw the remaining one.

Teacher Chen joked: "Maybe the director team wants to make trouble. But it seems not good to let a girl play a corpse?"

Everyone laughed and said yes, but when Guan Ming was about to speak, Gu Wenyue pulled out Shen Yuexin's note very quickly, and stuffed the note he hadn't untied into her hand.

Gu Wenyue followed Teacher Chen's words, and said very gentlemanly: "Yes, it's not good to let a girl act as a corpse. I'm a big man."

He waved the note to Shen Yuexin, indicating that he would come to this matter.

"But..." Shen Yuexin was surprised, and quickly asked the staff, "How do you act with the corpse and how many shots are there? Can you speak? Is there a link to explain the murderer in the later stage?"

The staff asked three questions and pointed to the long lamp above the head: "Sorry, I'm the field manager, and I'm in charge of the lighting."

He said to Gu Wenyue: "Teacher Gu, please come with me, the corpse must be prepared first."

"This..." Shen Yuexin was still a little unresponsive.

——This is different from the few episodes she has watched. How can guests play corpses?

Gu Wenyue followed the staff to leave in a chic way, comforting Shen Yuexin who was looking distressed before leaving: "It's okay, I really like playing corpses."

"Look at what yours is, and get ready."

Shen Yuexin was very sorry, after all, she was unlucky in the draw.

She switched from the stage of Huangmei Opera to the crew as an actor. She has experienced big and small things, and she has always seen that everyone is highly competitive. It is rare that someone is willing to help in this way.

Her eyes were full of emotion, and she said to the rest: "I didn't expect Teacher Wen Yue to be so kind."

The other four looked at each other indiscriminately, all smiling.

Teacher Chen nodded and responded to her: "Yes, Wen Yue looks young, but he is very gentleman. Originally, I wanted to say that some of us are resident, but he just snatched your note."

Guan Ming thought, is Gu Wenyue stupid?Rushing over like this?Want to be a "hero" in front of women?It's so stupid.

He took another look at his detective role, realizing that it was about to be the moment for him to show his wisdom, and he couldn't hide the expression on his face, so he raised his eyebrows triumphantly.

"First Crime Scene" officially started live broadcast.

The audience's regular barrage began in waves.

"I don't know which guests will come today. I miss Qin Fang so much. Last time, Qin Fang really killed everyone."

"Qin Fang has been here for four episodes, right? I think the director team likes him too."

"It's definitely not our brother Fang. He's reading a new play today and can't keep up."

"Guests are welcome, I just want to watch the plot, let's get started!"

After the subtitles of the program jump, the audience follows the camera from the first perspective and enters a room where they can't see their fingers.

In the darkness, the sound of rustling wind accompanied by the strange sound of music came at the same time, which made people's scalp go numb.

A narrow beam of dim yellow light cuts in from the side of the screen, indicating that the person entering the room has turned on the flashlight.

"Squeak".

There was a sudden sound, and the light of the flashlight instantly shifted to the place where the sound came from.

The long gray floor-to-ceiling curtains were being blown by the wind, and a corner was raised, and the dilapidated window frames made intermittent noises.

After confirming that it was just a curtain, the audience breathed a sigh of relief.

In the next second, there was a "bang" sound from the other side of the screen. It was not heavy, as if something soft but heavy fell down.

The dim picture turned to the source of the sound, and the beam of the flashlight followed. Suddenly, a half-stained arm appeared, and blood flowed into a river on the floor.

"Fuck, today's mirror movement is too scary. The sudden appearance of a severed hand scares me."

"The body must be on the bed! This is a bedroom, I thought it was the living room at first!"

"Shh, keep going don't beep"

After the stump appeared on the floor, the camera hesitated and shook for a few seconds, and the circular aperture at the first point immediately locked onto the big bed.

Amidst the eerie music, the screen continued to move forward.

"Don't dare to look at it, the corpse shouldn't be too scary today, right?"

"Impossible. The radio and television have regulations. Bloody violence cannot occur. Amputation is already the limit."

"I don't care, hurry up and order some barrage body protection!"

The rows of "!" on the screen are very timely.

The camera moved closer and closer, and the light of the flashlight became more and more concentrated, and finally

——A handsome handsome guy appeared on the screen in profile. The pale and frail face was paired with a smear of too bright red blood on the corner of his mouth, which gave him the flirtatious feeling of rose petals falling on the snow.

"Eh...the most handsome corpse in this show?"

"Hahahahahahahaha thought it was a big horror, but you made me laugh?"

"This dead body looks familiar. Who is it? Give me a big picture!"

The panoramic view of the front face was not given, because the prelude to the dead body part ended here, the screen lit up, and the detectives who started walking normally arrived at the first crime scene and entered the formal exciting analysis stage.

The audience was well-informed. In less than a minute, someone had already posted the name of the dead body on the barrage.

"Fuck, this Gu Wenyue, he... came to this show to act as a corpse?"

"Is he today's guest? Or a dead actor? Is this person famous?"

"It's actually our family, Gu Gu! What are you doing, little Gu Gu? You finally got on a show, so why don't you play the corpse here?"

"I watch every episode, but I've never seen a guest play a corpse. Is this...a fake corpse?"

"Although it's a corpse, Gu Wenyue is also responsible for today's appearance. A handsome guy is a handsome guy, the more miserable he is, the more lovable he is. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

"Fuck, who the hell said he was going to cheat on the corpse? Now I don't even bother to listen to other people's words. I just stare at the corpse on the bed behind me the whole time. I'm afraid that he will suddenly catch me off guard."

"I also……"

on site.

As the neighbor of the deceased, Shen Yuexin was brought in by the "police" and questioned by "Detective" Guan Ming.

After she entered the scene of the crime, she found that the camera did not show Gu Wenyue too much, and she was very distressed.

While explaining her situation, she walked towards the bedside and forcibly added a few lines, hoping to take care of Gu Wenyue's camera.

"Wow, the beauty next door is Shen Yuexin, the handsome guy and the beautiful girl are in the same frame, it's really pleasing to the eye."

"This... the neighbors won't wake up the dead body, right? Or is it actually not dead?"

"Today's crime scene is a bit emotional!"

"It's more interesting than the last issue! Looking forward to it!"

The three resident guests discovered Shen Yuexin's purpose, and quickly brought Shen Yuexin in front of the detective with questioning and some body movements.

Later, in order to find more clues, everyone temporarily sent a person to watch over the corpse, and the others moved to the living room.

Friends, brothers, neighbors, etc. of the deceased need to reduce the alibi and clear the charges for themselves, and at the same time confuse detective Guan Ming's sight and interfere with his thinking.

In this script, the detective Guan Ming played the most part. He asked several people to explain the situation one by one, and asked questions from time to time, and asked the detective assistant played by the staff to record.

It's a pity that Guan Ming didn't prepare well enough, his performance was too strong, and he had been imitating a well-known Mr. Detective.

But the audience didn't buy it.

"What is Guan Ming doing, thinking of himself as Sherlock Holmes? What kind of bullshit question is he asking, so fake?"

"His questions are too incoherent and logical. Has he never played this kind of game?"

"Shen Yuexin's neighbor is more logical than him, okay? I didn't see that she is quite suitable for this kind of program."

"Am I the only one worried about the dead body in the bedroom?"

"No, there's me too, I'm so worried about the corpse rushing out suddenly, woo woo woo woo"

"Why didn't the camera show the corpse?"

"According to the past situation, there is no camera for the corpse. It was like this before. Is this the first time you watched it?"

"But isn't the corpse this time a guest? Is there no camera like this? Is this reasonable?"

"That's right, why did you let a guest perform without a camera? Although Gu Wenyue is an [-]th-tier actor, he has become popular these days, so he shouldn't be so deceiving, right?"

"Strongly request our little Gu Gu to add a lens!"

"Director, give me a shot! I'm not his fan, I'm just afraid that he's cheating, thank you."

"Add camera director!"

The barrage is unprecedentedly exaggerated, and the director team has already received feedback that they want to add shots.

It was the first time for the director to hear such a request, and he frowned. He spent so much time arranging for Gu Wenyue to act as a dead body on the spot just to prevent him from being filmed. Add it now?

He sternly said: "No, a corpse is a corpse. Is it his fans making trouble in the live broadcast room? Go tell his manager."

The assistant quickly explained: "No, he doesn't have many fans. They are our regular viewers, who say they are afraid of him cheating on the corpse."

He also thought it was quite funny, "Because the guest was abnormally treated as a dead body today, the audience thought we had other arrangements, so they asked for it."

The director still ignored it: "You ask them to put subtitles on the live broadcast, just say it's a dead body, he drew lots by himself."

Just after finishing speaking, the producer of the program hurried over: "Don't, if you say this, it will be nothing to watch. Today's barrage data and audience numbers have picked up."

He arranged: "Just treat it as a little suspense, and add one to him."

The director said in his heart, I have promised that people will not give Gu Wenyue any extra shots, and I want to split shots temporarily?

But the program producer is in charge of the money after all. He waved his hand and said impatiently: "Add a side mirror under the main camera of the live broadcast, facing the bed."

The producers of the show had no objections, and if they thought it was feasible, they asked them to go on it quickly.

He rubbed his chin and said to the director: "Gu Wenyue is quite popular, and the variety show on Cafenet is called "The Brain Is a Good Thing", do you know?"

The director turned to look at him: "No, what name? It's a mess."

The producer pulled back his chair and said, "It was just a garbage live broadcast of a variety show, but the second live broadcast skyrocketed, all thanks to Gu Wenyue."

The more he talked, the more unpredictable he became, "Tell me, does Gu Wenyue have something on him?"

The director rolled his eyes: "What can a young artist do?"

The producer didn't make a sound, but shook his head.

He still has other programs in his hands. If Gu Wenyue's effect is good today, it's okay to invite him to try again.

The audience got their wish and saw the live broadcast storyboard. Although Gu Wenyue's face was not there, they could see the movement on the bed.

"It's more reassuring to have a camera. Although it's so small, it's fine if the corpse can see it clearly."

“It’s still better to have an omniscient perspective”

"Why is Gu Wenyue's back? Doesn't he have a frontal face? That face isn't pretty enough, isn't it worthy of a close-up?"

"I feel sorry for little Gu Gu. It's okay to be excluded in variety shows before, but it's hard for me to appear on a new show, and I don't even give it a face."

Compared with the quietness of the bedroom, the detective Guan Ming in the living room has entered the "dizziness" stage. He has been repeatedly confirming various details with others. When he should give a preliminary judgment in the first stage, his eyes flicker. The person who was directly identified as the most suspect was Shen Yuexin.

Shen Yuexin panicked: "Mr. Detective, it's not me! I was taking a shower just now, how could I kill my neighbor?"

She accidentally slipped, knelt on the floor with one knee, raised her head and begged the detective pitifully to continue looking for the real culprit, tears glistening under the light, very helpless.

Faced with Shen Yuexin's violent reaction, Guan Ming's expression was still very stiff, and he asked the staff to detain her first.

"Shen Yue's heart is burning! She enters the play too fast, what kind of skill is it that can immediately bring tears to her eyes? The director and producer who is watching the film, take a look at her, isn't this worth a wave of cooperation?"

"Guan Ming is too rubbish, he can't handle Shen Yuexin's scenes? Huh? Didn't he enter the industry earlier than Shen Yuexin?"

"Shen Yuexin is an actor in Huangmei Opera, so the eyes are top-notch. It's just that she hasn't met a good character, it's not that her ability is poor. Guan Ming's dramas are all very popular. As for his acting skills, who do you praise besides fans?"

"Stop arguing! You're cheating! You're cheating!"

"Hastily! The corpse still has a role to play"

"The sub-camera screen is too small, damn! Zoom in and fuck me!"

"——protect our audience——"

In the small lens located in the lower left corner of the screen, the corpse Gu Wenyue suddenly turned his body.

Still lying sideways on the pillow, but changed to face the camera, Gu Wenyue also tugged at the quilt, pulling it up to his shoulders, and shrunk his handsome fair face inward.

There is a 1-minute blank screen in the barrage of the live broadcast screen.

Followed by all kinds of mad flying comments.

"Grass, it's not a fake corpse, he...he seems to be asleep?"

"Zhensu Lei Dapu, the dead body turns around and pulls the quilt when it is asleep?"

"Knock Ni Ma Ma! Scared the baby to death!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, it's so funny, fuck, it looks much better than the clown detective next door Guan Ming."

"Me too... Gu Wenyue really has you!"

After the staff in charge of guarding discovered the movement of the dead body, he couldn't help but twitch his lips. After receiving the task from the director team, he hurried forward to remind Gu Wenyue.

He didn't dare to get too close, and said from a distance: "Wake up!"

The staff didn't have microphones, and Gu Wenyue's "dead body" naturally didn't have one either.

The audience couldn't hear the sound, they could only see Gu Wenyue was in such a deep sleep that he couldn't wake up in the small live broadcast.

"Forget it, let him sleep, the child is tired from watching, and he is going to sleep on the show."

"I am convinced, I am really convinced."

"I laughed until my mask cracked"

The staff found that Gu Wenyue was in a deep sleep, so they had no choice but to lean forward and push his arm.

Gu Wenyue finally woke up in a daze, thinking that he could go home after the recording of the show, he sat up straight and lifted the quilt, and said to himself, "Thank you, I'm sorry I fell asleep."

The staff was so frightened that he held down his quilt: "Teacher Gu, we are still filming, it's not over yet!"

"Oh~" Gu Wenyue immediately lay down on his side, maintaining the scene of a dead body just after the meeting, and after lying down for three seconds, a long white hand quickly grabbed the quilt to stabilize it.

"? He thought he was going home after get off work, didn't he? Judging by his actions, he should be right?"

"Hahahahahahahahaha, I really laughed and died for the first time to see such a funny variety show"

"I can't take it anymore. Guan Ming's analysis of rubbish. In the first round, it was said that Shen Yuexin had a problem. In the second round, it was changed to Mr. Chen, and in the third round, it will be changed again!"

"Don't look at it, I get a headache when I hear Guan Ming talking, it's illogical and brainless. Go back to the crew and memorize the lines written by others, don't be ashamed of yourself"

"It's a good thing that Gu Wenyue provided some jokes, otherwise I would have left early. It's a pity that Gu Wenyue was lying down. I've watched his variety shows. Maybe he has a better brain than Guan Ming."

"Yes, Gu Wenyue has something in his stomach! I look forward to him coming again."

on site.

The detective's analysis came to an end, only Shen Yuexin listened with dignity, but she was also worried about what would happen to Gu Wenyue today.

When the final "judgment" came, the program team announced that both the detective Guan Ming and the murderer Mr. Chen would be punished.

Guilty: Detectives failed to find the real culprit, who "murdered".

The show officially ended, and the five guests smiled and said good night to the audience.

At this time, in the small live broadcast screen in the lower left corner.

Gu Wenyue jumped up from the bed with a smile on his handsome face. When he lifted the quilt and was about to get out of bed, he saw "bloodstains and severed limbs" on one side, and he quickly got out of bed on the side closer to the camera.

Because he was already asleep when the camera was put on temporarily, he didn't even know that the camera was shooting, so his handsome face directly slammed into the camera.

The staff in the room didn't know that this sub-shot was still being filmed, so they didn't remind Gu Wenyue.

Gu Wenyue tilted his head curiously, the light in the room was a bit scattered, he still squinted his left eye, and looked closer, and when he couldn't see anything, he took a step back and left with a smile.

"I KKKK is so handsome! Look at his eyes!"

"Peach Blossom Eyes! Please shout with me, Peach Blossom Eyes are super invincible and charming!"

"So Gu Wenyue is... just a fool?"

"So handsome, so handsome! Gu Wenyue hasn't had plastic surgery, I can do this face!"

Just as Gu Wenyue showed up, Ding Hai came over and sent a hot towel to wipe the "blood" on his face.

Shen Yuexin hurriedly came over to deliver water, and said gratefully: "Mr. Wen Yue, I'm so sorry, I asked you to act as a corpse for me."

"It's okay. I..." Gu Wenyue said embarrassedly that he fell asleep, "It's really okay. I'm quite happy to act."

He took two sips of mineral water: "Thank you."

Shen Yuexin's manager also came in and prepared to take her to remove her make-up and leave. She asked, "Mr. Wen Yue, my mentor is a very famous master of Huangmei Opera in China. If you are interested, I can invite you to listen to her play. No Do you know if I have the honor?"

"Really?" Gu Wenyue held the water bottle, really interested, and asked straightforwardly, "How can I contact you?"

Shen Yuexin asked her agent to take her mobile phone: "Can we add a private WeChat account?"

"It's okay if you're inconvenient, I can add you as an assistant."

"Convenient." Gu Wenyue stood drinking water and asked Ding Hai to use his mobile phone to add it. After taking a sip, he smiled lightly, "Don't call me teacher, you are old. You can call me Wen Yue."

"Okay." Shen Yuexin looked at his extremely sincere face, and expressed her thanks again, "Wen Yue, thank you very much this time. I will contact you in a few days, and I have to go back to the set, so I'm leaving first."

Gu Wenyue nodded, watched her leave, and asked Ding Hai to write a clear note.

In the make-up room, Guan Ming was talking to Mr. Chen, and he scratched his hair annoyedly: "Live variety shows are so difficult, I'm too nervous, and my words are incoherent."

Teacher Chen was thinking about another matter and had no time to comfort Guan Ming.

He whispered: "The director actually added another scene for him? Damn it."

They already knew that today's audience's discussion topic basically centered on "Gu Wenyue", and otherwise it was just cursing Guan Ming.

Guan Ming also didn't want to talk about his hip-pull performance, and said bitterly: "This person is too good at stealing the scene. Playing a dead body and turning over? It's clearly intentional."

Teacher Chen glanced at him: "Forget it, this kind of little guy, whatever you want. It will be very difficult for you to meet him in the future."

When Guan Ming left, he was even scolded by his manager.

"Why are you talking so much? I've been hinting at you in the corner, and you don't look at me. If you can't say something with logical depth, just shut up!"

Guan Ming respected himself: "I wanted to explain why I said that, but I ended up talking more and more. That Shen Yuexin also cried on the spot. Did she think this was a filming set? She was insane."

"The most nervous one is Gu Wenyue, so you can sleep on the show?"

The manager rolled his eyes, opened Weibo and saw the tenth hot search, and interrupted him: "Don't talk about it. If you have the ability, you can sleep in the hot search just like Gu Wenyue."