The conversation broke up badly, and Shen Cijing blocked the number before putting down his phone. He lay back on the recliner with a lazy look on his face.

[Host] After witnessing the whole process, the system sincerely said, [If you had realized this earlier, you would not have a headache because of the [-] impressions and reflections now]

Shen Cijing: "..."

Please shut up and disappear.

The everything system is very wronged, every time it appears, it will always be politely invited away by its host, and it still hasn't figured out why.

Shen Cijing sent the silent system away, got up and walked to the kitchen, and began to prepare lunch.

……

Xie Zhuyan woke up smelling the aroma of food. With his pink hair curled up everywhere, he followed the smell and slipped into the kitchen.

The dishes made by Shen Cijing are basically bland. Xie Zhuyan took a glance and didn't see what she wanted to eat, so she snorted dissatisfiedly, "Brother, I want to eat meat, and I also want to eat spicy food."

Shen Cijing didn't raise her eyelids when she heard the words, and just kept serving the dishes, "You don't want your butt anymore?"

Xie Zhuyan: "..."

His face turned red immediately, "Shen Cijing!"

Xie Zhuyan's face was burning with panic. He couldn't figure out why Shen Cijing, who usually looked like a human being, had so much flirtatious words in his mouth! Until now, Xie Zhuyan remembered the sentence that Shen Cijing pressed against his ear last night The low and heavy "Cat Calls Spring" was so ashamed that it wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in.

Shen Cijing couldn't understand his thin-skinned boyfriend. His attitude seemed perfunctory, and he just hummed a few times as a response.

Xie Zhuyan was so angry with his doggy behavior that she ground her teeth, and suddenly began to say in a strange way, "Oh, my brother is really not considerate at all, unlike me, if my boyfriend is inconvenient, then I will definitely have to serve him with tea and water on."

Shen Cijing: "..."

He pinched the bridge of his nose dumbfounded, "Little ancestor, can you sit down for a while? I'll serve you as soon as I serve the dishes."

Xie Zhuyan stopped talking, but he didn't leave either - he stood motionless at the kitchen door like a door god.

Shen Cijing took out the last dish and put the plate beside him. He took off his apron and turned around, facing a drooping pink head.He chuckled uncontrollably, stretched out his hand to embrace the autistic door god, and asked him, "Does it still hurt?"

As soon as Xie Zhuyan was hugged by him, she consciously grasped the clothes around his waist, sniffing at him like a puppy, "It hurts, it hurts so much."

Shen Cijing kissed his forehead lightly, "I placed an order for ointment, and I'll give you some medicine later, okay?"

"...Okay." After a pause, he blushed again and said in a muffled voice, "You paint it for me, I don't know how to do it."

Shen Cijing lowered her eyes and kissed his thin eyelids in response.

The news on the Internet has not been smoothed out, and another wave has emerged, and the melons are one after another.Netizens were so excited by the endless stream of melons during this period. Taking advantage of the high popularity, the program team of "I'm Watching You in the Corner" worked overtime to drive out the latest episode.

[@我在角角看到你的官方微博: In the middle of the night baby crows, weird songs, disappearing visitors... Paradise Orphanage, welcome to your arrival—thanks to @沉音镜@盛世美颜two "little lovers" In such a horrible situation, the sweet interaction is still sweet, the dark environment has turned pink because of you, see you at "Paradise Orphanage" at [-] o'clock tonight~]

Hei Fan and Ruan Fen were worrying about having nowhere to go, when they saw the two prominent figures, Guan Bo Ait, they immediately rushed forward:

[My God, little couple, please leave soon, who knows if Shen Cijing is one of Xie Zhuyan's benefactors]

[The spicy chicken program group will only invite spicy chicken guests, a good show is ruined like this]

[Take a soft gun to block the gun, Xie Gou, you really deserve to be No. 1 in the survey circle, I wish you a sudden death sooner or later]

……

The fans of Xie Zhuyan and Shen Cijing are not in the mood to talk to these clowns for the time being, each of them is genuinely worried——

Xie Zhuyan made a move or not.

Xie Zhuyan's fans were worried about whether Xie Zhuyan would hit an NPC in a hurry, and Shen Cijing's fans were worried about whether Xie Zhuyan would accidentally injure their own cooking when Xie Zhuyan did it.

Everyone has a real sense of sadness.

Only a small group of fans struggled to survive in the army of fans on both sides, silently knocking on cp:

【WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooKnock bald?Hit me all! 】

[If you don’t believe me, when I started knocking on this pair of CPs, there were already CPs talking about it. In such a cold circle, there are still sisters who have been insisting on knocking. It’s not easy.]

[Is the upstairs talking about me? I have been able to kowtow on this cp for so long because it is aimed at my face. These two people look like this, can it be justified if they are not Lalang?It's just that the two of them haven't cooperated and there are so few people knocking, otherwise my cp would have been the emperor of the United States! 】

……

Xie Zhuyan rubbed her sore eyes, yawned and continued to read the fan comments under Weibo, and then gradually began to doubt life - he knew every word on it, but he suddenly couldn't understand how to connect it into sentences .

The 19-year-old kid didn't believe this evil, so he simply followed the fans' words and went to Chaohua.

……

Ten minutes later, a certain kid put down his phone with a face so red that it was bleeding.

So... what are those things? !

What, what is the estrus period, the nesting period...

When Shen Cijing came over, what he saw was a peach that was about to squeeze out its juice. It was red, tender and delicious.He took the remote control to turn on the TV and tuned to Apple TV, then embraced Xie Zhuyan, and lightly took a bite of the peach.

"What did you see?" Shen Cijing asked him with downcast eyes, "You blushed so much."

"No...it's nothing..." Xie Zhuyan hesitated, he secretly stuffed the phone aside, and changed the subject abruptly, "The variety show is about to start..."

Shen Cijing glanced at Xie Zhuyan's phone thoughtfully, didn't delve into anything further, just gave a faint "hmm" and turned to look at the screen.

The show started on time at eight o'clock, and a large number of viewers poured in.Like "I'm Watching You in the Corner", the tone of the whole show is basically hell.

As soon as the program started, the program crew turned on the screen and went straight to a critical attack. Countless puppet dolls stared at the camera with their inorganic eyes. Eerie and strange nursery rhymes surrounded the entire orphanage. The camera zoomed out, and several bloody The words appeared on the screen, and the program officially began.

Several guests were separated by the program team as soon as they entered the gate of the orphanage. When they saw Shen Cijing and Xie Zhuyan grouped together, the barrage exploded in an instant, and the black fan Ruan Fan's mocking value was instantly maxed: [There is no resident, Isn't this for delivering food to NPCs? 】

Fans on both sides were too busy worrying, and had no time to talk to the group of people jumping around on the barrage.Xie Zhuyan's fans were even more worried-if Xie Zhuyan came to the top and accidentally injured Shen Cijing, it would be a big feud.If Shen Cijing's fans come to tear it up, they won't be able to tear it up, but their idol is still working under their hands.Beating workers and tearing up bosses is not enough confidence to even tear them up.

Xie Zhuyan didn't understand the fans' concerns. He looked at himself running wildly being chased by NPCs on the screen, and muttered dissatisfiedly, "Not handsome at all."

Shen Cijing heard the words and pressed his head, "Handsome, I like it very much."

Xie Zhuyan: "..."

He simply leaned on Shen Cijing, lowered his eyelids, and said in a hoarse voice, "I'm sleepy."

Shen Cijing took a pillow from the side and put it under Xie Zhuyan's head, then picked up the remote control panel and lowered the voice, "Sleep for a while, I will call you later."

Xie Zhuyan stayed up all night last night for the new song, and now he was so sleepy that he couldn't keep his eyes open. He reluctantly turned over and hugged Shen Cijing's waist before falling into a deep sleep.

Shen Cijing pulled out a coat to cover him, and then turned his attention back to the variety show.

The bullet screens floating across the screen were so dense that Shen Cijing couldn't see the faces clearly. He squinted his eyes to identify them, and only saw ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

The cp fans are already crazy-holding hands when they come up, first calling out brother and then stamping the little couple and finally officially declaring that they are lovers. Is this something we can watch without paying?Did you expand your move just after you cooperated?Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The fans of the two were hesitant to talk, they looked at the screen full of cp barrage, and wanted to hate, but it happened to be their own cooking that started first.In the words of cp powder, it means steaming and pressing the head to kowtow cp, why don't you hurry up!

It doesn't make sense, and the words are indeed cooked by themselves. In the end, Wei fans simply turned off the barrage to keep safe, out of sight and out of mind, and pretend that they don't exist if they can't see it.

……

Shen Cijing is a typical 2G network player. He basically doesn't know much about the words on the barrage, but he still understands cp. He picked up his mobile phone and searched it, and then clicked on a message called #禁言cp超话#After thoroughly discovering the New World.

He looked at the car that had already driven into outer space in his briefcase, and he seemed to understand what Xie Zhuyan saw at that moment.

The biggest difference between Shen Cijing and Xie Zhuyan is probably that Shen Cijing has a thick skin. He looked at the text and pictures in the briefcase, opened the memo silently, and recorded the key points——

There are many tricks and it takes a long time.

The author has something to say:

Nine leaked fish: fish that slipped through the net of nine-year compulsory education

CP Meidi: Top 1 in the rankings, with the largest traffic and the hottest CP

Named the name of the waste cp. After holding it for an hour, I didn't get a good one. In the end, only the forbidden cp came out.

Sand Sculpture Theater

CP fan: His name is Shen Cijing, and his name is Xie Zhuyan. How could such a coincidence happen? They clearly have an affair!

Banning cp slogan: Shutting up is good, shut up and kiss gkd

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard

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