Top-notch little vampire blows up
Chapter 046
The bullet screen floating above the video is also full of question marks, and the degree of confusion is comparable to that of Xiaoyu.
At this time, Xiaoyu wanted to switch to the chat group with her sisters to make complaints, but finally held back, tapped the screen, and the video continued to play.
The host was also stunned, and after a few seconds, he returned to his normal smile and asked, "W-why is it my hometown?"
Looking at the host's expression, he was afraid that Tang Jiyuan would "speech wild words" again and say something inappropriate.
Tang Jiyuan really didn't feel that he had said something strange at all, and replied calmly: "Because I'm only familiar with that place, and the scenery near my house... should be quite good."
The host twitched his eyes: "That's all?"
Xiaoyu also complained outside the screen: "That's it?"
Tang Jiyuan raised his eyes: "Otherwise?"
"Ahahaha, that's good, where is Xiaozhu? If there is a chance, where would you like to travel?"
Qiao Zhu didn't seem to feel that Tang Jiyuan said something wrong at all, and his expression was normal, after thinking about it, he asked, "With him? Two people?"
The host nodded: "That's right!"
Qiao Zhu tentatively replied: "Is it okay not to travel? I don't like going out..."
A CP fan's wild words floated across the barrage: "Of course! You can stay at home and do some shameful things together!"
Xiaoyu was choked: "Ahem!"
The host kept a good on-the-spot response, smiled and said, "That's an answer! Okay, let's look at the next question——"
Xiaoyu started to work hard. Instead of lazily watching the video in bed, she got up, found a pillow to cushion her back, and watched with relish on her mobile phone.
The questions asked later are a bit more routine, and this part will pass soon, and then it will be time for relaxing games.
The host drew the cue card in his hand and said: "Today we are playing a game, staring at each other - two people staring at each other, whoever blinks first or laughs will lose, and there will be a small penalty for losing. !"
Qiao Zhu exclaimed: "What kind of game is this! What's the difference between this and asking me to surrender directly? Do you think Tang Jiyuan can laugh?"
Tang Jiyuan raised the corner of his mouth.
The host booed: "Look! Isn't this just a laugh!"
Qiao Zhu bumped Tang Jiyuan with his elbow, and discussed in a low voice: "Tang Jiyuan, can you laugh more later, okay?"
It's a pity that it's useless to speak in a low voice. He has a microphone pinned to his collar, and the radio can be heard clearly.The host shouted: "You can't bribe your opponent before the game!"
Qiao Zhu: =mouth=
In the later stage, the words "the game begins" were pasted, Qiao Zhu and Tang Jiyuan slightly distanced themselves on the sofa, the two looked at each other, and the "war" was about to break out.
The host shouted: "Three, two, one—start!"
The host started poking behind the two to see who would blink first.
Qiao Zhu sat with her back straight and didn't dare to move at all. She tightly pursed the corners of her mouth and stared wide-eyed.And Tang Jiyuan was still leaning on the armrest of the sofa with his elbows, his expression was a little lazy, but he just stared at Qiao Zhu without changing his eyes.
The host silently spoke from the side: "The above non-still picture..."
Qiao Zhu moved back slightly, as if sensing the aggressiveness in Tang Jiyuan's eyes, trying to avoid it in this way.
"That...can you speak?"
he asked cautiously.
"Of course, you can tell a joke to make Xiao Tang laugh." The host replied enthusiastically.
Qiao Zhu twitched his eyes: "This is not funny at all."
The two of them sat a little farther away, and Qiao Zhu couldn't elbow Tang Jiyuan, so he rubbed his knee against Tang Jiyuan and said, "Say something...you stare at me like this, I'm a little scared..."
Tang Jiyuan raised his eyebrows, and said unhurriedly: "What are you afraid of?"
Qiao Zhu swallowed: "No, I don't know, your eyes look like you could eat me..."
The host chuckled.
It's a pity that instead of smiling, Tang Jiyuan's mouth tightened even more.
In the end, it was Qiao Zhu who gave up first because of his sour eyes.
He buried his head, wailed, turned to look at Tang Jiyuan, and whispered, "Brother, can't you just smile a little?"
——Well, although I spoke in a low voice, I not only listened to the sound in the later stage, but also turned up the volume specially, so I could hear it clearly.
Tang Jiyuan curled his lips at this time, and replied: "If you call 'Brother' more than before, maybe I will let you go."
Qiao Zhu threw the doll in his arms over, "Don't take advantage of the fire!"
Xiao Yu rolled over on the bed, holding the phone and yelling, "Damn it! Why was I sleeping yesterday afternoon and not here!?"
Don't ask, I regret it now.
The cut interview video is only about 10 minutes long. Obviously, most of the content was not broadcast, but cut out.
The host said, "Okay, then finally it's time to announce Xiao Qiao's punishment time!"
Voiceover from the director: "Qiao Zhu's punishment is to record a section of "Bajiao Balian."
Qiao Zhu turned to look at Tang Jiyuan: "What is that?"
Tang Jiyuan shook his head: "I don't know."
Qiao Zhu twitched the corner of his mouth: "Although I don't know what it is, I have a bad feeling..."
In the next second, he knew that his premonition was correct, and the staff took the eight cards up, and the host said: "The content on the card is the content of acting like a baby!"
Qiao Zhu flipped through two sheets, and the base of his ears felt hot, so he raised his head for help: "Can I change one?"
Persecuting the interviewee is obviously one of the few pleasures for all the staff, not to mention Qiao Zhu's pitiful expression. In the words of the barrage, it is - "What if I want to bully Xiao Zhu even more!"
Sure enough, the request was denied.
The host said at this time: "But you can ask Xiao Tang to help you complete it!"
Qiao Zhu opened his eyes wide, looked down at the card in his hand, and then looked up at Tang Jiyuan, hesitantly parting his lips.
Tang Jiyuan took some cards out of his hand to look through them, raised his eyes to meet Qiao Zhu's expectant eyes, and when Qiao Zhu's eyes became brighter and brighter, he curled his lips and said slowly, "I'm looking forward to your performance."
Xiaoyu couldn't take it anymore, so she quickly switched to the WeChat group, voice input and sending, all in one go.
"Damn Tang Jiyuan just wants to see his wife acting like a baby, doesn't he! What a cunning man!"
[Sister A: Is Xiaoyu so tired of typing? 】
[Sister B: It seems that Xiaoyu has seen the last part, you can continue to look down, hurry up! 】
Xiaoyu took a deep breath, switched back to the video and continued playing.
Qiao Zhu was so angry that he threw the doll in his hand at Tang Jiyuan again, although it looked limp and had no strength at all.
"Why are you like this!"
Qiao Zhu gave a strong condemnation.
Tang Jiyuan stretched out his hand, directly stopped the doll he threw at him, and said, "Is this your attitude of begging for help?"
Qiao Zhu was silent for a few seconds, then whispered, "Brother..."
He spoke in a low voice, but in the later stage, he mercilessly amplified his microphone voice.
Tang Jiyuan was even more ruthless: "I can't hear you clearly."
Qiao Zhu took a deep breath, moved over, grabbed Tang Jiyuan's sleeve, and said softly, "Please, please!"
Tang Jiyuan froze while flipping through the cards in his hand. After a few seconds, he turned his head to look at Qiao Zhu and said in a low voice, "Aren't you very skilled at acting like a baby?"
As he said these words, he happened to turn over a card in his hand and face the camera. The text printed on it was "Please please".
Qiao Zhu also saw it, and his eyes widened, with an expression of disbelief: "Wait——no!"
The roots of his ears and his neck were blushing. His skin was already fair, but his embarrassment became even more obvious.
Tang Jiyuan said calmly: "Okay, I'll help you, read half of it."
Xiaoyu crazily complained in the sister group: "Tang Jiyuan is really cunning! This is clearly taking the opportunity to let Qiao Zhu act like a baby to him!"
[Sister A: Not bad, Xiao Yu found out! 】
[Sister B: How can teasing my wife be called cunning! 】
[Sister C: And when Xiaozhu said please, please, brother Tang's expression became stiff hahaha!Did you say that after getting off the stage, Xiao Tang pushed Xiao Zhu to the corner and said: "Next time, don't tease me like this in front of the camera"]
Xiaoyu: "I don't know!! I fell asleep at that time!! I want to time travel back to yesterday!!!"
[Sister A: Xiaoyu, finish it soon, acting like a baby is also very funny! 】
Xiaoyu has already switched back and continued playing.
Two people divide the work, "Baojiao Balian" has four sentences per person, and the host said: "Who will make a sample first?"
Tang Jiyuan flipped the card over to the camera, and said, "I'll come first." Before the host could speak, he flipped through the card quickly, and said in the most calm tone: "OK, okay, please, please please ,Finish."
The host who didn't react at all: "... Huh?"
Qiao Zhu stared wide-eyed, "Is this okay?" written all over his face.He said silently: "You are not begging for help, you are waiting for the other party to refuse, and you will directly chop him off with a knife."
Xiaoyu was getting up from the bed, lying on the small tea table in front of the bed to drink water, almost choking herself to death.
Tang Jiyuan looked sideways at Qiao Zhu, raised his eyebrows and said, "Then you can set a correct demonstration."
Xiaoyu: "Hahahahaha!"
Sure enough, Qiao Zhu immediately realized that this was a trap waiting for him to jump. He glared at Tang Jiyuan angrily, and had to answer: "I think your demonstration is very correct."
Acting like a baby so deliberately in front of the camera, Qiao Zhu felt somewhat embarrassed, and his expression was not so natural. Since Tang Jiyuan gave him a "good way", of course he followed suit.
Host: "This is cheating!"
But Qiao Zhu had already started to read, but his voice was younger and clearer than Tang Jiyuan's, and he also had a soft accent. Even if he read something seriously, he seemed very... bullying.
And he is obviously not as thick-skinned as Tang Jiyuan.
"People, people don't care..." Qiao Zhu's cheeks were already burning red when he quickly turned over the first one.
Seeing that the second one was not so sweet, he breathed a sigh of relief, and said softly, "You are the best!"
He faced the camera with sparkling eyes. He obviously didn't want to act like a baby on purpose, but on the contrary, he was even more naturally cute.
Turning to the next one, Qiao Zhu covered her hot cheeks and said quickly: "I, I love you..."
Tang Jiyuan omitted all the modal particles at the end, but Qiao Zhu read it honestly, and finally looked away because of shyness.
He flipped through the last card, and just as he was about to breathe a sigh of relief, he saw that the last card said——
"Husband kisses".
Qiao Zhu's eyes widened: "Is there something wrong with your program team!"
At this time, Xiaoyu wanted to switch to the chat group with her sisters to make complaints, but finally held back, tapped the screen, and the video continued to play.
The host was also stunned, and after a few seconds, he returned to his normal smile and asked, "W-why is it my hometown?"
Looking at the host's expression, he was afraid that Tang Jiyuan would "speech wild words" again and say something inappropriate.
Tang Jiyuan really didn't feel that he had said something strange at all, and replied calmly: "Because I'm only familiar with that place, and the scenery near my house... should be quite good."
The host twitched his eyes: "That's all?"
Xiaoyu also complained outside the screen: "That's it?"
Tang Jiyuan raised his eyes: "Otherwise?"
"Ahahaha, that's good, where is Xiaozhu? If there is a chance, where would you like to travel?"
Qiao Zhu didn't seem to feel that Tang Jiyuan said something wrong at all, and his expression was normal, after thinking about it, he asked, "With him? Two people?"
The host nodded: "That's right!"
Qiao Zhu tentatively replied: "Is it okay not to travel? I don't like going out..."
A CP fan's wild words floated across the barrage: "Of course! You can stay at home and do some shameful things together!"
Xiaoyu was choked: "Ahem!"
The host kept a good on-the-spot response, smiled and said, "That's an answer! Okay, let's look at the next question——"
Xiaoyu started to work hard. Instead of lazily watching the video in bed, she got up, found a pillow to cushion her back, and watched with relish on her mobile phone.
The questions asked later are a bit more routine, and this part will pass soon, and then it will be time for relaxing games.
The host drew the cue card in his hand and said: "Today we are playing a game, staring at each other - two people staring at each other, whoever blinks first or laughs will lose, and there will be a small penalty for losing. !"
Qiao Zhu exclaimed: "What kind of game is this! What's the difference between this and asking me to surrender directly? Do you think Tang Jiyuan can laugh?"
Tang Jiyuan raised the corner of his mouth.
The host booed: "Look! Isn't this just a laugh!"
Qiao Zhu bumped Tang Jiyuan with his elbow, and discussed in a low voice: "Tang Jiyuan, can you laugh more later, okay?"
It's a pity that it's useless to speak in a low voice. He has a microphone pinned to his collar, and the radio can be heard clearly.The host shouted: "You can't bribe your opponent before the game!"
Qiao Zhu: =mouth=
In the later stage, the words "the game begins" were pasted, Qiao Zhu and Tang Jiyuan slightly distanced themselves on the sofa, the two looked at each other, and the "war" was about to break out.
The host shouted: "Three, two, one—start!"
The host started poking behind the two to see who would blink first.
Qiao Zhu sat with her back straight and didn't dare to move at all. She tightly pursed the corners of her mouth and stared wide-eyed.And Tang Jiyuan was still leaning on the armrest of the sofa with his elbows, his expression was a little lazy, but he just stared at Qiao Zhu without changing his eyes.
The host silently spoke from the side: "The above non-still picture..."
Qiao Zhu moved back slightly, as if sensing the aggressiveness in Tang Jiyuan's eyes, trying to avoid it in this way.
"That...can you speak?"
he asked cautiously.
"Of course, you can tell a joke to make Xiao Tang laugh." The host replied enthusiastically.
Qiao Zhu twitched his eyes: "This is not funny at all."
The two of them sat a little farther away, and Qiao Zhu couldn't elbow Tang Jiyuan, so he rubbed his knee against Tang Jiyuan and said, "Say something...you stare at me like this, I'm a little scared..."
Tang Jiyuan raised his eyebrows, and said unhurriedly: "What are you afraid of?"
Qiao Zhu swallowed: "No, I don't know, your eyes look like you could eat me..."
The host chuckled.
It's a pity that instead of smiling, Tang Jiyuan's mouth tightened even more.
In the end, it was Qiao Zhu who gave up first because of his sour eyes.
He buried his head, wailed, turned to look at Tang Jiyuan, and whispered, "Brother, can't you just smile a little?"
——Well, although I spoke in a low voice, I not only listened to the sound in the later stage, but also turned up the volume specially, so I could hear it clearly.
Tang Jiyuan curled his lips at this time, and replied: "If you call 'Brother' more than before, maybe I will let you go."
Qiao Zhu threw the doll in his arms over, "Don't take advantage of the fire!"
Xiao Yu rolled over on the bed, holding the phone and yelling, "Damn it! Why was I sleeping yesterday afternoon and not here!?"
Don't ask, I regret it now.
The cut interview video is only about 10 minutes long. Obviously, most of the content was not broadcast, but cut out.
The host said, "Okay, then finally it's time to announce Xiao Qiao's punishment time!"
Voiceover from the director: "Qiao Zhu's punishment is to record a section of "Bajiao Balian."
Qiao Zhu turned to look at Tang Jiyuan: "What is that?"
Tang Jiyuan shook his head: "I don't know."
Qiao Zhu twitched the corner of his mouth: "Although I don't know what it is, I have a bad feeling..."
In the next second, he knew that his premonition was correct, and the staff took the eight cards up, and the host said: "The content on the card is the content of acting like a baby!"
Qiao Zhu flipped through two sheets, and the base of his ears felt hot, so he raised his head for help: "Can I change one?"
Persecuting the interviewee is obviously one of the few pleasures for all the staff, not to mention Qiao Zhu's pitiful expression. In the words of the barrage, it is - "What if I want to bully Xiao Zhu even more!"
Sure enough, the request was denied.
The host said at this time: "But you can ask Xiao Tang to help you complete it!"
Qiao Zhu opened his eyes wide, looked down at the card in his hand, and then looked up at Tang Jiyuan, hesitantly parting his lips.
Tang Jiyuan took some cards out of his hand to look through them, raised his eyes to meet Qiao Zhu's expectant eyes, and when Qiao Zhu's eyes became brighter and brighter, he curled his lips and said slowly, "I'm looking forward to your performance."
Xiaoyu couldn't take it anymore, so she quickly switched to the WeChat group, voice input and sending, all in one go.
"Damn Tang Jiyuan just wants to see his wife acting like a baby, doesn't he! What a cunning man!"
[Sister A: Is Xiaoyu so tired of typing? 】
[Sister B: It seems that Xiaoyu has seen the last part, you can continue to look down, hurry up! 】
Xiaoyu took a deep breath, switched back to the video and continued playing.
Qiao Zhu was so angry that he threw the doll in his hand at Tang Jiyuan again, although it looked limp and had no strength at all.
"Why are you like this!"
Qiao Zhu gave a strong condemnation.
Tang Jiyuan stretched out his hand, directly stopped the doll he threw at him, and said, "Is this your attitude of begging for help?"
Qiao Zhu was silent for a few seconds, then whispered, "Brother..."
He spoke in a low voice, but in the later stage, he mercilessly amplified his microphone voice.
Tang Jiyuan was even more ruthless: "I can't hear you clearly."
Qiao Zhu took a deep breath, moved over, grabbed Tang Jiyuan's sleeve, and said softly, "Please, please!"
Tang Jiyuan froze while flipping through the cards in his hand. After a few seconds, he turned his head to look at Qiao Zhu and said in a low voice, "Aren't you very skilled at acting like a baby?"
As he said these words, he happened to turn over a card in his hand and face the camera. The text printed on it was "Please please".
Qiao Zhu also saw it, and his eyes widened, with an expression of disbelief: "Wait——no!"
The roots of his ears and his neck were blushing. His skin was already fair, but his embarrassment became even more obvious.
Tang Jiyuan said calmly: "Okay, I'll help you, read half of it."
Xiaoyu crazily complained in the sister group: "Tang Jiyuan is really cunning! This is clearly taking the opportunity to let Qiao Zhu act like a baby to him!"
[Sister A: Not bad, Xiao Yu found out! 】
[Sister B: How can teasing my wife be called cunning! 】
[Sister C: And when Xiaozhu said please, please, brother Tang's expression became stiff hahaha!Did you say that after getting off the stage, Xiao Tang pushed Xiao Zhu to the corner and said: "Next time, don't tease me like this in front of the camera"]
Xiaoyu: "I don't know!! I fell asleep at that time!! I want to time travel back to yesterday!!!"
[Sister A: Xiaoyu, finish it soon, acting like a baby is also very funny! 】
Xiaoyu has already switched back and continued playing.
Two people divide the work, "Baojiao Balian" has four sentences per person, and the host said: "Who will make a sample first?"
Tang Jiyuan flipped the card over to the camera, and said, "I'll come first." Before the host could speak, he flipped through the card quickly, and said in the most calm tone: "OK, okay, please, please please ,Finish."
The host who didn't react at all: "... Huh?"
Qiao Zhu stared wide-eyed, "Is this okay?" written all over his face.He said silently: "You are not begging for help, you are waiting for the other party to refuse, and you will directly chop him off with a knife."
Xiaoyu was getting up from the bed, lying on the small tea table in front of the bed to drink water, almost choking herself to death.
Tang Jiyuan looked sideways at Qiao Zhu, raised his eyebrows and said, "Then you can set a correct demonstration."
Xiaoyu: "Hahahahaha!"
Sure enough, Qiao Zhu immediately realized that this was a trap waiting for him to jump. He glared at Tang Jiyuan angrily, and had to answer: "I think your demonstration is very correct."
Acting like a baby so deliberately in front of the camera, Qiao Zhu felt somewhat embarrassed, and his expression was not so natural. Since Tang Jiyuan gave him a "good way", of course he followed suit.
Host: "This is cheating!"
But Qiao Zhu had already started to read, but his voice was younger and clearer than Tang Jiyuan's, and he also had a soft accent. Even if he read something seriously, he seemed very... bullying.
And he is obviously not as thick-skinned as Tang Jiyuan.
"People, people don't care..." Qiao Zhu's cheeks were already burning red when he quickly turned over the first one.
Seeing that the second one was not so sweet, he breathed a sigh of relief, and said softly, "You are the best!"
He faced the camera with sparkling eyes. He obviously didn't want to act like a baby on purpose, but on the contrary, he was even more naturally cute.
Turning to the next one, Qiao Zhu covered her hot cheeks and said quickly: "I, I love you..."
Tang Jiyuan omitted all the modal particles at the end, but Qiao Zhu read it honestly, and finally looked away because of shyness.
He flipped through the last card, and just as he was about to breathe a sigh of relief, he saw that the last card said——
"Husband kisses".
Qiao Zhu's eyes widened: "Is there something wrong with your program team!"
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