[Wearing the Book] Cats refuse to be cannon fodder

When Lin Yu went to the bank to save money, he changed his bank card password and checked the account. The money Yang Xuyu gave him was only 38 yuan, which was earned by taking orders for a month in a row. The existing 178 yuan in his mobile phone.

Damn, this is the rhythm of the two of them drinking northwest wind in the second half of the month.

Lin Yu was sitting on the empty bed in the dormitory, stepping on the stairs connecting the upper and lower bunks. Jiang Yubai, a good-for-nothing, was bought by him with a cup of milk tea.

"Hey, Jiang Yubai, do you think there is a job in this world where money comes in quickly and quickly, and doesn't require a degree?" Lin Yu asked, cleaning up the bubbles on the phone's desktop icon by the way.

"Yes, robbers, how fast you can rob a bank, there is no threshold." Jiang Yubai shook the two corners of the quilt.

Lin Yu nodded approvingly, and said casually: "That's right, after that, the country will provide food and housing, and donate houses and silver bracelets. Life is at its peak, which is pretty good."

Jiang Yubai smiled proudly with his hands on his hips: "Right."

Lin Yu kicked him onto the bed: "For your uncle, I'm asking you seriously."

Jiang Yubai got up dejectedly, patted the shoe prints on his crotch, and said, "My cousin seems to earn quite a lot of money by playing games with him, 60 yuan an hour, a few hours a day, a few hundred yuan is enough Here we go."

Lin Yu thought it was feasible.

After he cultivated into a human form back then, he was full of strong curiosity about all aspects of human life. He learned many things, including games, and the glory of the king swept the country. Naturally, he did not fall behind. Teammates will also ask him if he is the anchor, whether he is broadcasting or something.

However, the original owner is useless. He has not studied well, and no one else can play. The phone seems to be a factory reset configuration.

I really can't do anything, write love letter No.1.

He is in urgent need of money now, and it is impossible for him to start from a new account and move up the ranks for playing with him. He can only spend a huge sum of 50 yuan to buy a diamond account that does not matter. He stayed up half the night and climbed to the The strongest king.

But his rank on the companion play platform can be regarded as extremely stretching. No one cared about the list for four days, and finally posted his historical record on it, and soon welcomed his first guest.

He agreed to the friend application of "I am the most admired in the whole region". The profile picture is a particularly flamboyant fan. After the duel, Lin Yu could only hear him screaming in his ears.

Lin Yu was typing in the chat area and told him not to go up and be tough, and followed behind him. The person seemed to be unaware of the existence of the text in the lower left corner, and he was still surprised. Raised the opposite economy.

His teammates scolded him badly in the chat area.

Finally, Lin Yu couldn't take it anymore. He took a deep breath, clicked on the team voice, and said softly with all his strength: "Diao Chan is a long-distance relative, can you follow me well, don't mess around in the opponent's wild area?" Go, monkey, you don’t think you died fast enough.”

There was silence in his ears for a long time, Lin Yu was wondering if he was about to check if the other party had dropped the line, when the man said in a daze: "Your voice is very nice."

Lin Yu sprayed his old blood for ten miles, and his friendship reminded this person that he only paid attention to his voice.

Lin Yu said angrily: "Forget it, you can go back to the crystal and stay there, I don't want to play 4V6."

It doesn't matter if he doesn't accept the order.

Lin Yu quickly ended the game and switched to WeChat. Just as his finger was about to land on the red button to delete friends, a message popped up on the accompanying play platform.

I bought him 1000 hours the most in the whole region.

He set 30 yuan for one hour, and 3 yuan for 1 hours. After deducting the platform commission and paying half of the deposit, he can at least get [-] yuan first.

Lin Yu admitted that he was hungry.

This kind of person is stupid and has a lot of money. After passing this village, this shop will disappear.

Isn't it just a novice rookie, what's the problem?

Under the lure of money, Lin Yu accepted the order, and 10 minutes later, the deposit of [-] was credited to his account.

Lin Yu now especially wants to bow to the sky three times and kowtow nine times, blow the gongs and drums, and sing a song about turning farmers.

He collected himself, and after he sank into his dantian, he sent a message to this fool: I wish us a happy cooperation in the future. If you have any requests, please ask. As long as it does not violate any of the laws of Huaguo, I can do it. no hesitation.

After sending this sentence, he threw the phone on the table and fell asleep contentedly.

Without the pressure of staying up late to score, the nerves suddenly relaxed. The drowsiness is like a hot summer day, when the cool wind wraps around the surging river, slapping the rocks, and the water mist makes people fall into it.

Even at 05:30 in the morning, the school's high-spirited devotion to the country did not wake him up.

What is even more unfortunate is that Xu Jinhuan personally supervised the discipline of early self-study today.

Xu Jinhuan scanned around the class with her face that the whole world owes me three taels of soybean money, saw Lin Yu's seat was vacant, stepped off the podium, and buckled Jiang Yubai's desk, Jiang Yubai Trembling all over, I almost lost my breath.

"Where did Lin Yu go?"

"I, I, I..." Jiang Yubai's palms were covered with cold sweat, his tongue seemed to be tied, and he couldn't utter a word.

Xu Jinhuan frowned, and slapped the table loudly: "What about me, I can't talk anymore?"

Jiang Daiyu Yubai's eyes were red on the spot.

Bo Chen stood up and said, "Teacher, I'll look for it."

Xu Jinhuan gave Jiang Yubai a squinting look, but when facing Bo Chen, his voice softened: "Well, if you can't find it, please inform the teacher immediately."

Bo Chen pushed open the door of Lin Yu's dormitory, and saw Lin Yu sleeping there stretched out. If the size of the bed didn't limit his performance, Bo Chen doubted that Lin Yu could act like a great roc flying away on the spot.

But this time, Bo Chen felt a little regretful that he didn't have ears.

He stepped forward and patted Lin Yu's face. Lin Yu thought it was his master who was making trouble with him, and hugged his arm. Bo Chen was caught off guard and pulled his upper body forward, and put one hand on Lin Yu's face. He touched the palm of the "Master" with the tip of his tongue for a short section, and let out a "hmm" in a dragging voice, as if dreaming.

Bo Chen's fingertips trembled violently, and he withdrew his hand as if he had been burned.

Lin Yu opened his watery eyes, looked at Bo Chen in a daze for two seconds, and then closed his eyelids again.

Two seconds later, Lin Yu opened his eyes suddenly and sat up: "Bo Chen?!"

Bo Chen clenched his fists, and the lingering touch stayed in his palm, spreading all the way to his heart.

His face remained calm, and he said slowly: "You robbed the bank last night? Did you know that you overslept? Xu Jinhuan is here today."

Lin Yu: "!!!"

Is this the extreme joy begets sorrow?

When they returned to the classroom, Xu Jinhuan had already left, and Lin Yu was relieved to have temporarily escaped.

As soon as his butt was touching the stool, his phone vibrated. Lin Yu took it out and checked it. It was the news I was most concerned about in the whole district.

I am the most apprehensive in the whole district: Then, call me brother from now on.