[Wearing the Book] Cats refuse to be cannon fodder

A corner of Capital University.

A: "Hey, have you heard that Li Xiong from Class 4 of the Department of International Finance broke his leg when he went to the toilet?"

B: "Really?"

C: "Really, I saw it with my own eyes. It was carried away by the doctor on a stretcher. The blood flowed, tsk, seeped. Many people were terrified. Only Bo Chen called 120 with a calm face."

B: Absolutely, I have to tell my best friend.

"Son, son! Let me tell you something funny." Jiang Yubai rushed in from the back door excitedly, sitting on his seat and baring his teeth and claws excitedly.

"Do you know, Li Xiong, he, hahahaha, he went to the toilet, he's a mess, haha."

Lin Yu looked expressionlessly at Jiang Yubai lying on the table laughing out of breath, with two tears streaming from the corners of his eyes.

After laughing for a while, Jiang Yubai took a deep breath, sank to his dantian, and said, "Do you know what happened to Li Xiong? He went to the bathroom hahahaha."

Jiang Yubai, who hadn't calmed down for two seconds, laughed and twitched again, even the table with Lin Yu was shaking crazily.

Lin Yu's appetite was whetted, and he couldn't bear it anymore, he picked up a book and patted it on the back of his head, saying viciously, "Laugh again."

"Okay, okay, stop laughing," Jiang Yubai took out a piece of paper to wipe the tears off his face, and said, "I just heard that Li Xiong broke his penis when he went to the toilet."

Lin Yu asked doubtfully, "That?"

Jiang Yubai nuzzled his mouth, and gestured to Lin Yu ambiguously: "It's the little brother."

Lin Yu subconsciously put his legs together and exclaimed: "I'm cao!"

Although he didn't understand, he was greatly shocked.

Humans are indeed fragile beings.

……

Bo Chen didn't show up for the whole night of self-study, and the students in the class were not restrained by the aura of learning spirits, and they completely regarded the classroom as a large disco place, and the next-door class frequently poked their heads.

Lin Yu listened to Jiang Yubai laughing at his phone all night. It's fine if he smiled nicely, but the key is that he smiled like the second generation of the dandy of the Republic of China visiting a brothel. Lin Yu's scalp tingled when he heard it.

Lin Yu angrily kicked Jiang Yubai's stool leg, put on his earphones, and started the match with me.

"Son, let me tell you something, don't hit me."

5 minutes before school ended, Jiang Yu smiled flatteringly and posted a post next to Lin Yu. Lin Yu didn't have time to talk to him. When it was time, I went up to save him.

"Son, your father and I may have to leave the singles. The senior sister asked me to go out to the night market tonight, so I can't go back to the dormitory with you."

The loudest bluff in the whole district was a bit loud, but Lin Yu didn't hear it very clearly, so he said "um" casually, which was regarded as a perfunctory response.

When Lin Yu finished this tortured matching match, he rubbed his sore eyes and looked up to find that the classroom was empty and the corridor was horribly quiet. The cold wind was blowing outside, and the branches with fangs and claws went deep into the darkness like ghosts. generally.

Lin Yu quickly wrapped up the data cable and stuffed it into his trouser pocket, and walked out of the classroom.

"Lin Yu!!!"

Suddenly a strange voice exploded behind Lin Yu, echoing through the corridor infinitely, filled with the resentment of Dong Xiao like a ghost crying.

Lin Yu's back stiffened, and when a paw touched his shoulder, Lin Yu's hoarse scream and the heart-piercing fright of the people behind him sounded at the same time.

"Fuck!!!"

"I rely on!!!"

Lin Yu grabbed the man's hand and fell over his shoulder.

No, why is there temperature?

Lin Yu looked down and saw a tall and thin boy lying on the ground with his teeth bared.

Lin Yu quickly helped him up: "Student, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, did you get hurt?"

Wang Jiahao gasped while supporting his waist, and solemnly stuffed a bronze key into Lin Yu's hand as if handing over a token: "It's okay, it's okay, the sound of your screaming really scared me, I'm in a hurry to go to the toilet, Please help me deliver this key to the student union office, thank you."

After finishing speaking, Wang Jiahao rushed into the toilet with his waist supported. Lin Yu wanted to ask a few more questions, but then a series of popping sounds came from the toilet.

Lin Yu covered his nose and hurried away.

Lin Yu in the student union office knew that the original owner had been there frequently to block Bo Chen. He put his hands together and prayed that he would not let him meet the leading actor.

When Lin Yu kept looking forward and met Bo Chen's cold eyes, he really regretted not staying in the teaching building to smell the smell for a while longer.

Bo Chen should be attending some event today, and he hasn't had time to change out of his formal clothes, which perfectly outlines his slender figure. It's not unreasonable for girls to clamor every day to give him a monkey, after all, this face is easy to make People yy to the ascetic school grass in the novel.

Bo Chen folded his hands and leaned against the cabinet, looked at Lin Yu playfully, and said, "You little pervert, do you still want to confess your love?"

"No, I've disappointed you. You probably won't hear it in this life." Lin Yu replied calmly, threw the key on the long table, turned around and left, his back was extremely decisive, and he was extremely scumbag.

It seemed that there was nothing in this world that could touch his indifferent heart.

"Oh, let's go now, and I want to show you Kobe's latest autographed photo." Bo Chen sighed regretfully, and stuffed the folder into the cabinet.

The image Lin Yu had just created in less than two seconds collapsed in an instant, his indifferent back was shattered, he turned around and walked to sit down opposite Bo Chen.

"Although I'm back, I'm still an uncle" are written all over her body.

Bo Chen smiled silently, he was really arrogant.

After finishing the documents, he said to Lin Yu, "Let's go back to the dormitory."

Lin Yu frowned, feeling that he had been tricked, and his doubts were mixed with displeasure: "Didn't you look at Kobe's autographed photo?"

Bo Chen nodded his head and said, "In the dormitory."

"You... Okay, let's go." Lin Yu turned his curse words abruptly, and smiled falsely at Bo Chen.

It's already past nine o'clock in the evening, and there is basically no one on campus except for a couple of couples who are braving the cold wind on the road. They have to cross an arched bridge to get to the Yiqiao boys' dormitory. Blow, not just ripples of ripples.

And goosebumps.

Lin Yu shrunk himself into his clothes as much as possible, but he still couldn't stop the cold air pouring into the neckline and cuffs.

This bridge is too long, step by step, it is as painful as a blunt knife grinding flesh, short-term pain is worse than long-term pain, Lin Yu's heart slumped, stretched his limbs, pulled Bo Chen's hand to face the wind, and rushed down the bridge.

The moonlight shines lightly on the water surface, the sparkling light, the water and the sky meet, the weeping willows are blowing, and the young people on the arched bridge, if you ignore the embarrassed posture of the leading young man in front, it is like a slowly unfolding ink painting.