[Wearing the Book] Cats refuse to be cannon fodder

Bo Chen has never been so patient with a person since he grew up. He not only has to guard against a certain big cat that is delirious from giving him a bite on his shoulder from time to time, but also persuades and coaxes him to sleep peacefully, so to speak. Yes, he promised to bring him a nest of fried chicken tomorrow, and Lin Yu was willing to return the pillow to Bo Chen.

Bo Chen, who had been busy for a long time, had just come out of the shower and was brushing his hair. Lin Yu sat up suddenly with a chicken nest on his head and asked, "Where's Kobe?"

Bo Chen: "..." Is it too late for him to take off his fans?

Bo Chen threw the towel on the sofa, strode to the bed, wrapped Lin Yu tightly with the quilt, raised his hand to cover his eyes, and ordered: "Sleep, dreams have everything."

Until Lin Yu's breathing gradually stabilized, Bo Chen pinched his nose in retaliation, took the quilt and walked to the sofa.

Lin Yu was swimming in the soft clouds while gnawing on a fried chicken in his sleep, when an ancient beast suddenly fell in front of him, and he opened his mouth to output the spell of "serve the country with loyalty".

The clouds around him were blown away, Lin Yu fell rapidly from a high altitude, his whole body twitched like an electric shock, and woke up.

The loudspeaker outside was still playing Devotion to the Country. Lin Yu sat up and looked at this strange room, dazed for two seconds, and hurriedly lifted the quilt to take a look.

It's okay, the clothes are still there.

He picked up the coat at the foot of the bed and tiptoed to go out. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a litter of white kittens in the corner, and memories of last night flashed in his mind.

He and Bo Chen found a litter of cats and were going to take them away, and then, nothing more, he didn't know anything, and saw a talking fried chicken scurrying around in front of him, but he still couldn't bite, Looking at it tender and burnt, it makes him greedy.

"What are you doing sneakily?"

Bo Chen's voice suddenly sounded from the side, Lin Yu's whole body tensed up, and he mechanically turned his head to look at Bo Chen while maintaining a slipping posture. Bo Chen was sitting on the sofa with one leg bent and his arm resting casually on his knee. , should have just woken up, the face of getting up has not dissipated.

Lin Yu looked at the quilt on Bo Chen's body, and asked incredulously, "You, did you sleep on the sofa last night?"

Bo Chen sneered: "With your sleeping appearance, do I dare to sleep on the bed?"

He picked up the glasses on the table, put them on, and walked to the bathroom.

Although Lin Yu didn't know what happened, he still felt guilty for his behavior of occupying the magpie's nest. Recalling his actions recently, Lin Yu was startled like an afterthought. Now Bo Chen can tolerate him , when the protagonist is on the line, Bo Chen will come to settle accounts after the autumn, the cat's life is not enough for him.

You can't leave a handle on him.

Standing at the bathroom door, Lin Yu watched Bo Chen wash up, and asked tentatively, "How about I treat you to fried chicken as compensation? Let's not talk about it in the future?"

Bo Chen spit out the mouthwash, put his hands on the sink and looked at Lin Yu, hating and helpless, he said, "How dare you mention fried chicken."

Lin Yu didn't know where he made a mistake, so he awkwardly argued: "What's wrong with fried chicken, although it's not healthy, it's delicious."

Bo Chen took Lin Yu by the shoulders and led him out of the bathroom, saying: "Okay, go back and wash up, come to the office today at 12:30 noon to find me, I'll take you to eat fried chicken, try to get enough once, next time I'll throw up when I see you."

Lin Yu didn't understand, and asked, "Why are you so hostile to fried chicken?" This is obviously the most delicious food in the world, and if he had inexhaustible money, he really wanted to eat fried chicken.

"You don't remember?"

"Remember what?"

Bo Chen stared at Lin Yu's bewildered expression for two seconds, then suddenly smiled inexplicably: "Okay, I see, let's go back, it's too late for self-study later."

……

Lin Yu leaned his head against the wall thinking about what Bo Chen meant by "I see" this morning, Jiang Yubai leaned over and whispered to him.

"Son, do me a favor. Dad's lifelong affairs depend on you."

"A big event in life?" Lin Yu glanced at Jiang Yubai, almost dazzled by the spring gleam on his face.

"I bought a bouquet of roses and I'm at the courier station. I'll send the pick-up code to your phone later, and you can give it to Senior Yunshan for me."

"Why don't you go by yourself." Lin Yu changed his posture and lay down on the table, the meaning of refusal could not be more obvious.

Jiang Yubai said coyly, "Oh, I'm not ashamed, I'll invite you to eat all over the snack streets around Beijing University after the matter is over, okay?"

Lin Yu doubtfully said, "Really? How can you be so generous?"

With a wave of Jiang Yu's white hand, Haozhi said dryly, "Whoever is generous is not generous, whether it is KFC or Michelin, Dad will take you there."

Lin Yu shook his phone at Jiang Yubai, with a cunning and sinister smile on his face: "Okay, I've made a recording, so don't renege on it when the time comes."

……

The last class on Friday morning is an elective course, which does not have high requirements for the coursework. Classes are held collectively within the major, and the classroom management is much looser. The students have experienced the devastation of the professional class all morning. At this time, they are basically unable to hold on. There were more than 100 people in five classes, more than half of them fell down. The teacher was spitting flying all over the place, and the students were sleeping in the dark below.

Lin Yu was naturally included here.

Jiang Yubai, who valued sex over friends, went to find Luo Yunshan as soon as school was over, so that when Lin Yu woke up in a daze, it was almost 12:30, and he checked the time.

Damn, there are still 4 minutes left before the agreed time, and you will be charged for being late after the fall! ! !

In chaos, Lin Yu stuffed the books into the schoolbag in an orderly manner, and rushed all the way to the student union office. The floor was too slippery, and he didn't stop the car all at once, and he threw himself straight at the door frame.

The student cadres in the room who were sorting out the materials stared at Lin Yu with wide eyes. Time seemed to freeze. Lin Yu suspected that he had gone to the wrong building, so he smiled awkwardly and prepared to dodge away.

At this time, Bo Chen came out from behind the crowd, came straight to him, frowned and asked, "Where did you hit?"

Being stared at by so many people, Lin Yu pointed to the door frame a little embarrassedly, and replied, "Here."

"..." Bo Chen had a terrible headache, and sighed while resting his forehead: "I was asking where did you hit?"

Lin Yu was dumbfounded: "It's the door frame."

Bo Chen couldn't help laughing: "Looks like I hit my head." Then he turned his head and explained to the people in the room: "Let's sort out the rest of the materials this afternoon, and then notify the Youth League Offices of the various colleges. Hand in the list of members, don't make me remind you over and over again."

It has been a week since the notice was sent out, and there were only two or three colleges on the list of recalls, so Bo Chen's tone was not friendly, and the people in the room did not dare to show their anger, and lowered their heads and pretended to be busy.

After the two left, the deadly silence of the house suddenly exploded.

"Wang Mengmeng, pinch me quickly. I suspect I'm hysterical. How could the chairman be with Lin Yu?"

"It's true that the aura of singleness blinds your dog's eyes. I'll say that this pair of CPs is real. I saw them enter the dormitory hugging each other last night."

"I'm fucking suspicious of myself too. Is the chairman's helpless and doting tone just now true?"

"Really, there is no good tone for us when you turn your head. The dream is broken in an instant."

"Hey..." The cadres felt the differential treatment, and couldn't help but collectively sighed.

Now is the peak meal time, and there are so many students on campus. Lin Yu and Bo Chen walked side by side on the road, and the rate of turning their heads back was ridiculously high. From time to time, there would be a few ambiguous smiles in their ears.

Lin Yu couldn't figure it out, and when he cast a suspicious look at them, they pushed and ran away guiltily.

Freshman students are not allowed to enter and leave the campus at will. Lin Yu walked to the small road that climbed over the wall before, and was about to turn there, but Bo Chen carried him back by the back of his collar, as if being pinched by fate nape of the neck.

"Go through the door."

"Aren't you not allowed to go out?"

Without saying a word, Bo Chen led Lin Yu to scan the access control smoothly, then shook the access control card in his hand at him, and said with a smile: "Privilege of the student union."

This smile made Lin Yu's teeth sore, as if he had eaten ten lemons in a row. It was really cheap, and he really wanted to scratch him.