[Wearing the Book] Cats refuse to be cannon fodder

On Saturday night, Lin Yu, who had been busy all day, was just about to go out to breathe the outdoor air, when Jiang Yubai called, saying that Zhou Jianheng and Meng Zhiyu had invited them to a barbecue.

Zhou Jianheng and Meng Zhiyu, Lin Yu knew, mentioned at the end of the book that Jiang Yubai and Lin Yu were good brothers in high school, and the two later became lovers. It's boring, at most it's a nerd in other people's mouth.

After the original owner was beaten and sent to the border by Bo Chen's people, the two even went to the Bo's headquarters to quarrel, hanging up blank banners, playing hooligans, and forcing Bo Chen to ask him about his whereabouts. It was a big hole in the book, and Jiang Yubai seemed to be forgotten by the author, and he never came out again until the end.

Since he could do this for him, Lin Yu only had one feeling in his heart.

These two brothers are loyal enough to get along!

Lin Yu explained to Yang Xuyu. Yang Xuyu told him to come back early. It was going to rain, so he didn't say much. When he navigated to the place Jiang Yubai said on his mobile phone, he realized that this was a street. barbecue.

On the other side of the road, there was a group of aunts dancing in the square. In the background music of "The End of the World Is My Love" resounding across the sky, the meat on the grill was bubbling with oil, and people poured down a bottle proudly. Picking up a bottle of beer, taking advantage of the alcohol to scold the boss and complain about his wife, all kinds of voices are mixed and extremely noisy.

Lin Yu stepped on the sticky ground carefully, and followed Jiang Yubai's yelling to find the location.

There were two people sitting across from each other. The taller and stronger one, Lin Yu blindly guessed that it was Zhou Jianheng. He was the only one who graduated from Quanyiqiao School and went to the Physical Education Institute. .

Meng Zhiyu was about the same size as him, with regular features, white and tender, and more attractive.

Zhou Jianheng looked at Lin Yu, raised his eyebrows, and did not hide the surprise in his tone: "I have been looking forward to it for a long time, and finally the flower of Peking University is here. Come, come, and punish yourself."

Lin Yu suspected that he had misheard, frowned and pointed to himself: "Peking University's beauty? Me?"

Seeing that the situation was not going well, Jiang Yubai hurriedly put his arms around Lin Yu's neck, picked up a glass of wine and handed it to Lin Yu's mouth, urging, "Hurry up, hurry up, the penalty wine hasn't been drunk yet."

The wine was white, and the alcohol content was not high. It slid down the mouth, but his throat could still feel its scorching hotness. The moment it reached his stomach, Lin Yu only felt his brain twitch, a little bit up.

But he was still relatively sober, scolded Jiang Yubai, pushed him away, and successfully left the Peking University beauty behind.

When eating and drinking was in full swing, Zhou Jianheng put away his hippie smile, and suddenly said seriously: "Well, the main reason for calling you two out this time is to tell you one thing."

He grabbed Meng Zhiyu's hand, interlocked his fingers and put them on the table, solemnly said: "We are together, not just for fun, we are planning to get married, and the parents of both parties agree."

Jiang Yubai choked on his lung duct with a sip of beer, clutching his chest and coughing violently, Lin Yu took a sip of the beer without changing his face, and handed Jiang Yubai a piece of paper thoughtfully by the way.

Jiang Yubai wiped away the tears he coughed up, pointed at the couple in front of him, his hands trembling like Parkinson's, and said angrily: "You guys, you actually digested the order behind my back, you actually left the order behind my back , you actually got out of the single without telling me, do you know that I just broke up in love."

Jiang Yubai's words were more bitter than words, and Lin Yu made up for it: "You have failed to confess, and you have never been in love, so it is not a broken love."

"You..." Jiang Yubai suddenly pointed his finger at Lin Yu, and Lin Yu bit the meat skewer and looked at Jiang Yubai in confusion.

Jiang Yubai questioned, "Did you already know that they were having an affair, otherwise why were you so calm?"

Lin Yu blinked, and exaggeratedly said: "I, I am always shocked." Then he slammed the case, pointed at Zhou Jianheng and pretended to be angry: "You two actually left the order behind our backs, it's too disrespectful, and you will be fined three times." cup."

Jiang Yubai closed his eyes and shook his head, and said without love: "Son, stop acting, it's too fake, you have to be fined six cups, remembering our lost trust."

The two on the opposite side consciously punished themselves with three glasses of white wine. Lin Yu was forced into six glasses by Jiang Yubai holding his neck. Mixed with beer, after a few glasses, the alcohol gradually picked up. Catalyzed by the music of "Come", he felt that the dance god gene in his body was gradually awakening, but the barbecue hooked his soul, and he suppressed the urge to dance with his aunt across the street.

After Jiang Yubai healed himself, he cleared a space in the middle of the table, put an empty beer bottle, and greeted him: "It's too boring to just eat, come on, truth or dare, turn the bottle, whoever the bottle is pointed at To answer my question or complete a great adventure, I'll go to you."

The bottle whirled around, and finally pointed at Zhou Jianheng. Jiang Yubai held his hands and asked humbly, "Be honest, who moved first, who confessed to whom, and when did you start to hide Chen Cang?"

Zhou Jianheng looked at Meng Zhiyu tenderly, and said, "I moved my heart first, and I confessed it. I missed it when I was in high school."

Meng Zhiyu stared at Zhou Jianheng with wide eyes, and asked in disbelief: "High school?! Feeling like you did something to me before, was it on purpose?"

Zhou Jianheng rubbed his hair, and admitted without shame: "There are some personal feelings involved."

Jiang Yubai ate a mouthful of dog food: "Damn, continue."

The bottle of the second round was aimed at Lin Yu, and Jiang Yubai felt revengeful, insisting that Lin Yu call the first person in his WeChat address book to borrow money, one hundred thousand, and let him see who it was He is the real brother.

Drunk people basically don't think in circles, they just do whatever they are told to do, so Lin Yu obediently took out his phone and opened WeChat, Jiang Yubai poked his head curiously, there is no name starting with a, Bo Chen's The name naturally occupies the first place.

Jiang Yubai: "???!" When did these two become friends?

Lin Yu's mobile phone was placed on the table, and he stretched out a finger. He clicked on the chat interface and was about to call him. It was connected, almost instantly.

"Hello?" Bo Chen's cold voice came from the microphone.

Lin Yu tilted his head and smiled idiotically, and shouted into the phone: "Brother, do you still remember who I am?"

Standard scam starts.

Bo Chen frowned and glanced at the caller. After confirming that it was Lin Yu, he asked, "Are you okay?"

"I have something to do, lend me [-]... um."

Jiang Yubai, who was struck by the lightning, finally came to his senses, and hurriedly covered Lin Yu's mouth, sweating profusely, and said to the phone: "I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, he's drunk, don't listen to his nonsense, just pretend to be ..."

Bo Chen interrupted Jiang Yubai: "Where are you?" There was obvious displeasure in his tone.

Jiang Yubai was startled, it's over, it really annoyed the prince.

Jiang Yubai was silent for a long time, Bo Chen suppressed the impatience in his heart, and asked again: "Where are you?"

However, it was Lin Yu who answered him with a furious sound: "Jiang Yubai, you are a bloody hand, get out!"