[Wearing the Book] Cats refuse to be cannon fodder

"Xiao Yu, your father will be released tomorrow, so be careful on your way home, and don't go near the old house."

Lin Yu sat on the table in the dormitory, with one foot on the stool and the other dangling casually in the air. When he received the news from Yang Xuyu, Lin Yu bit the lollipop in his mouth. , returned to the mobile phone desktop and glanced at the date, it was already Thursday.

"Tsk, it's so fast."

At this time, there was a knock on the bedroom door, and after getting the answer, Bo Chen pushed the door in. Lin Yu didn't seem to expect that it would be him, a moment of astonishment flashed in his eyes, and he asked, "Are you okay?" ?”

Bo Chen put a bottle of anti-inflammatory medicine on the table, supported Lin Yu's chin and lifted his head, and said, "Let me see how the wound on the corner of your mouth is doing?"

The scab on the corner of Lin Yu's mouth has fallen off, leaving only a red mark, but the location is very delicate, as if it was gently scraped out with canine teeth during a kiss.

Lin Yu's skin is very fair, and the color difference in this part is very eye-catching.If I have to use two words to describe it, it can only be "very lustful", but in Bo Chen's eyes, it is tantamount to a very seductive scene.

Bo Chen's slightly cold thumb lightly brushed over the red mark. This action was extremely ambiguous. Lin Yu's ears suddenly became hot, and his fingertips clutching the edge of the table curled up unconsciously, At the beginning, he wanted to avoid his hand, but the emotions hidden in the depths of Bo Chen's eyes instantly rolled into a turbulent wave. He turned his head forcefully and gently, and asked in a deep voice, "Does it itch?"

"Morning, it's no longer itchy."

Lin Yu swallowed, feeling an inexplicable sense of crisis, like a lone traveler walking deep in the forest at night, being watched by wild wolves lurking in the dark. He lowered his eyes and avoided Bo Chen. Bo Chen let go of him when he was leaning on the table with his hands and wanted to move back.

Lin Yu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, the string that was forced to be tensed finally relaxed, and thought to himself, I was really a little nervous just now.

Bo Chen unscrewed the medicine bottle at hand, and said, "Take the medicine again, it will be fine soon."

"Okay, I'll do it myself." Lin Yu reached out to take the cotton swab in Bo Chen's hand, but Bo Chen pressed his hand on the table.

"Let me come, it's convenient." Bo Chen raised his chin, his tone full of undeniable refusal.

Lin Yu has always known that Bo Chen's aura is strong, and he can't compare with him, but he never expected that the disparity between them could be so great, and his every move seems to be under the control of the other party. Very frustrating.

It has always been their cat master riding on the head of the excrement shoveler, but now he is like a fish on the chopping board, not daring to move and let Bo Chen apply the medicine to him.

He was ashamed of the felines, and Lin Yu said sadly that he was speechless to face his ancestors.

Jiang Yubai just learned that on the day of dinner with Zhou Jianheng and the others last week, Lin Yu was picked up by Bo Chen, so just pick him up, but he still carried him away!

Jiang Yubai felt that it was necessary for him to interrogate his unfilial son. He just stood at the door of Lin Yu's bedroom, ready to say "You unfilial son, how dare you have an affair with another man without telling your father", but the first time One syllable was blocked by the scene in the house.

Jiang Yubai's eyes widened, what did he see?

Bo Chen and Lin Yu are kissing? !

He rubbed his eyes vigorously, making sure that those black Martin boots were what Lin Yu was wearing today, and he was burnt by a thunderbolt from the blue sky.

Jiang Yubai was stunned for a while, Lin Yu pushed and rejected Bo Chen, and asked "Okay" in a soft and soft voice, Jiang Yubai finally digested the scene in front of him, and closed the door for them intimately He clutched his chest and left heartbroken.

The son couldn't help his father, after all, he was unworthy of his brother.

Bo Chen threw the cotton swab into the trash can, rubbed Lin Yu's hair, and said with a smile, "Okay, go to bed early, good night."

After Bo Chen left, Lin Yu didn't go to sleep obediently. Instead, he kept his sitting posture just now, remained silent for a while, and searched the sentencing standard for the crime of intentional wounding with his mobile browser.

At the same moment, Jiang Yubai was wandering in the aisle of the dormitory, and after all, he couldn't control his trembling hands, and clicked into this backstage private message called "Fengju Xuanye", which was revealed by the active Shenyu cp fans on the Beijing University Post Bar According to the news, this person is the cp fan boss, the person in power of all kinds of reading materials.

Jiang Yubai poked her, and a minute later, there was a message back.

[Fengju Xuanye: Is there something wrong? 】

[Baby Fish: Can you send me a copy of Shen Yu's study materials? 】

[Fengzhe Xuanye: What is our purpose? 】

[Yu Baobao: I can be single for the rest of my life, but my cp must be together! 】

There was silence for a long time, Jiang Yubai suspected that he had answered a wrong word, and was about to go back to check the difference between what the young lady said and himself in the post bar, when a ding-dong sound came from Fengju Xuanye. A full 10G compressed package.

Dude, no wonder it's so slow.

It took Jiang Yubai only 5 minutes to decompress the package. He got under the covers, clicked on one of the files, and was instantly devastated by the violence of the text in it.

He finally knew what the group of CP fans said must be read in bed, and what was the purpose of reading it by himself when no one was around.

Jiang Yubai felt that he needed to wash his eyes. Could it be his brother who is so fucking crying and begging for mercy, who can't get up in the morning?

The 800-meter filter installed by Jiang Yubai on Lin Yu said: hit, die, him, all, no, believe, believe!

My brother can only be 1, always be 1! ! !

So he opened a blog in Chen Yutie: Yuchen cp is real, YYDS.

The influence of this post can be said to be profound, refresh it, and hundreds of replies pop up below, all expressing silent condolences for his anti-CP.

Jiang Yubai was still fighting for his brother's honor, his fingers were flying wildly on the keyboard, replying from floor to floor.

[Yu Baobao: Playing basketball that day, Lin Yu single-handedly won class 4 by 12 points. Was his shooting posture A or not?And this week, Lin Yu singled out a group of punks by himself to save his brothers from fire and water, such a person, you actually call him a victim? !If he was a victim, there would be no one in the world who could attack him. 】

[Shen Yu Luoyan: But Lin Yu is not as tall as Bo Chen, and his frame is not as big as Bo Chen, and he looks like a little milk dog. 】

[Yu Baobao: Nonsense, Lin Yu is obviously a little wolf dog, and it's already 2202 years, and he still judges his offense by his height, why does he look down on his short stature? 】

[Chen Yu Luoyan: ... What you said seems to make sense, but forgive me for being true, I can't imagine the scene of Lin Yu attacking, goodbye. 】

Shen Yuluoyan's head turned black, Jiang Yubai lay flat on the bed, staring at the ceiling with wide open eyes, he seemed to have won this negotiation, but he felt like he hadn't won, he was tossed by this kind of mood Very aggrieved.

Suddenly the phone vibrated, Jiang Yubai thought it was some CP fan who replied to him, moved his wrist, cheered up, ready to fight again, took it out to see, it was Lin Yu who sent him a message.

Son: Do me a favor after school tomorrow, we two brothers will do big things.