[Wearing the Book] Cats refuse to be cannon fodder

After being frightened, Wisdom Yu went online again, pointed to the end of the dark corridor and said to Bo Chen: "I heard the footsteps of the young couple were far away at first, they should have come from the end, let's go directly to the third floor to find .”

Lin Yu only wanted to quickly find the key to end this bleak horror, and he didn't care about the game experience, so Bo Chen let him go.

Lin Yu relied on Bo Chen to take the lead, and hooked out the ghosts hiding in the dark one by one, and then threatened to ask them where the key was. With this tricky way, Lin Yu finally found it in a vase. He took one of the piles of keys and dragged Bo Chen out quickly.

As soon as he went down to the third floor, the sound of chopping bones came out again. Hearing this sound, it was hard not to let people think that he was the soul of the dead under the knife. Lin Yu dragged Bo Chen's arm and walked forward, Walking to the door of the orthopedics department, the door opened by itself with a "squeak" without any external force.

Lin Yu looked in subconsciously, a red-eyed ghost covered in blood slowly turned sideways, and met Lin Yu's shocked eyes, Lin Yu swallowed nervously, just about to say a friendly hello to him, The red-eyed ghost put down the ax in his hand, picked up the chainsaw that was on the side, and chased after the two of them ferociously. The "sizzling" sound of the gears turning immediately filled the corridor.

Lin Yu really didn't expect the sudden change. Seeing the gear turning out afterimages, the shocking picture of the chainsaw involuntarily came to mind, shouted "Fuck", dragged Bao Chen and ran away.

The chainsaw madman followed closely behind, and Lin Yu led Bo Chen directly down the six steps. The moment he landed, he suddenly experienced the joy of desperate life, especially with Bo Chen by his side. Even if the world is against you, the feeling that I will always depend on you life and death is indescribably sweet.

Bo Chen opened the door lock without panting, and the moment the afterglow of the setting sun fell on his body, Lin Yu inexplicably had the urge to kiss Bo Chen.

Once this kind of thought came into being, it became uncontrollable and intensified like a flood, but it was quickly cut off by the "sizzling" sound of the chainsaw gears coming from behind.

Lin Yu turned his head and said in shock: "Didn't you pass the customs, why are you still chasing him?!"

The chainsaw maniac rushed in front of the two of them, raised the chainsaw and rushed towards the hand they were holding. Lin Yu's heart skipped a beat, and he slammed Bo Chen's hand away.

The chainsaw maniac disconnected the power, held the chainsaw without sawtooth in his hand, shook his hair at the two, took out two warrior certificates with marriage certificate covers, handed them over, and said with a smile: "Congratulations, you two warriors. "

"Uh, thank you." The corner of Lin Yu's mouth moved slightly, and he took over the two slightly finely crafted warrior certificates.

The staff greeted enthusiastically: "Come, come, two, take a photo here, and then hang your photo on the Warriors Wall."

Lin Yu: "?!" It's so unlucky to hang your own photo in such a place! ! !

Lin Yu lowered his head and gently tugged on Bo Chen's sleeve.

Bo Chen walked past the staff with Lin Yu in his arms, nodded politely and said, "Thank you, no need."

In December of the lunar calendar, it got dark very quickly. Bo Chen and the others suppressed the dark scene as soon as they returned to the city. Lin Yu went to school and packed all his luggage in the car. Bo Chen sent him downstairs, and Lin Yu insisted on dragging him. He sat on the front of the car and took a group photo with his warrior card. After taking several photos, he went upstairs with his suitcase in his hands.

Yang Xuyu poked his head out from the kitchen when he heard the door open, and said angrily, "Hey, I thought you weren't going to come back."

Lin Yu walked over to give Yang Xuyu a hug, and said with a smile, "This is my home, where can I go if I don't come back.".

"Is that boy Bo Chen not coming up?"

"No." Lin Yu suddenly realized, and asked in surprise, "How do you know that Bo Chen is here?"

Yang Xuyu retreated into the kitchen and snorted, "It smells like Bo Chen's body." What did it do to make it so heavily stained?

"Is there?" Lin Yu pulled up his collar and sniffed close to his nose, but he didn't smell anything.

Yang Xuyu put the fried dishes on the table, sat across from Lin Yu, and said earnestly: "Next time he will send you back, remember to let him come up and sit down, don't you understand human feelings at all? Also, even if You don’t need to hide it from your mother when you’re in love, and I won’t object. It’s not easy to meet a true lover in this lifetime. I’ve had such a big setback in my marriage, and I hope you will be successful in the future.

Lin Yu nodded and said, "Understood, thank you Mom."

Yang Xuyu looked at Lin Yu and said seriously, "So do you have anything to explain to me?"

"Ah?" With a potato in his mouth, Lin Yu looked at Yang Xuyu in a daze.

"You child, what I said just now was so deaf, didn't you? Are you and Bo Chen together?"

Lin Yu was almost melted by his mother's direct embarrassment, a rush of heat rushed from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, and hurriedly denied: "No, no, I am just friends with him."

Yang Xuyu stared at Lin Yu's reddened ears, and suddenly understood that this is still in the stage of mutual crush. He knocked on the plate with a smile, and said, "Let's eat, by the way, this winter vacation, why don't you visit your grandma?" , she misses you."

"Okay." After a while, Lin Yu raised his head and asked desperately, "Where does my grandma live?"

Because of this sentence, Yang Xuyu nagged him for several hours before reluctantly letting him go until he fell asleep.

After Lin Yu took a shower, he sent the photo to Bo Chen. After Bo Chen received the group photo, he lay on the balcony railing and stared at it for a long time. Then he opened his private WeChat, moved his finger to Moments, There is no copywriting, just click publish.

As soon as the circle of friends was released, several comments popped up after swiping.

[Fu Yanxiu: Got the certificate? ? ? ? 】

[Shen Junze: The boss is awesome, so fast, so fierce! ! ! 】

[Fu Yanxiu replied to Shen Junze:? ? ? 】

[Fan Fanfan: Wow, it’s a good thing you’re the prince. If you don’t update your Moments for ten thousand years, it’s an official announcement. It’s envious of all of us mortals. 】

【Wu Kun: When will the wedding banquet be held?】

[Aarn: My sister-in-law is very beautiful and has a good eye. Can I request a Chinese wedding?I have longed for it for a long time. 】

[Wu Kun replied to Aarn: Hahaha, I have been learning Chinese for so long, but I am still so rigid and have no progress. 】

[Future mother-in-law: Yo! ! ! 】

Bo Chen glanced at it, didn't make any explanation, just turned off the phone, looked across the forest, and looked at the lights of thousands of houses in the distance, the moonlight was involved in his dim eyes, gradually being swallowed up.

At the same time, Lin Yuwo wrapped himself up like a silkworm chrysalis in the bed. Today Yang Xuyu asked him if he was with Bo Chen. Because of the existence of the protagonist Shou, God's perspective limited his thinking. I didn't think he and Bo Chen could have anything other than friends.

But now there seems to be something different, he brought the daily relationship between himself and Bo Chen to Jiang Yubai, fantasized about going to the night market with him hand in hand, hugging, and occasionally acting coquettishly to him, instantly disgusting him Goosebumps all over his body, he is also a brother, but he acts so naturally with Bo Chen, and the thought of the protagonist suffering from him makes his chest feel tight, and he wants to fight for the ground with his head.

Lin Yu couldn't figure it out, and hummed irritably. He suddenly realized that he still didn't understand human emotions very well.

When Lin Yu was still a cat, those female cats couldn't attract him at all. The rules of natural mating during the animal kingdom's estrous period suddenly failed in him. After he became a human, he never had a similar experience.When he was studying human knowledge, he only knew the existence of liking, and he would confess, kiss and mate if he liked someone, but he just didn’t realize that this emotion is also called liking. To be precise, he didn’t have this abstract concept.

Lin Yu hugged the pillow and knocked on the door of Yang Xuyu's room, and asked, "Mom, are you asleep?"

"I haven't slept yet." After Yang Xuyu opened the door, he glanced at the pillow in Lin Yu's hand, and said amusedly, "What are you doing? You still want to sleep with me when you're so old?"

Lin Yu walked past Yang Xuyu into the room, sat cross-legged on her bed, hugged the pillow, and said, "No, I just don't understand something and can't sleep, so I come here to ask you."

Yang Xuyu got into bed again, and said, "Tell me, what's the matter?"

"I don't know what to say, it's Bo Chen, he..." Lin Yu lowered his head and pulled the zipper on the pillowcase, and said with difficulty: "He has a partner."

"What?!" Yang Xuyu suddenly sat up straight and said in shock, "He has a partner?!"

Lin Yu grabbed Yiqiao's hair and explained: "No, there will be a partner in the future." He hugged the pillow tightly and muttered: "But I don't know why I reject the existence of that person. This kind of feeling is uncomfortable, making me so noisy."

Yang Xuyu folded his hands, tilted his head to look at Lin Yu, and said, "You're jealous."

"Ah? I'm not jealous. Who's okay to be jealous? That stuff doesn't taste good."

Yang Xuyu took a sip from the water glass placed by the bed, and said bitterly, "You are not innocent anymore, you are stupid, you are a person who has gone to college, and you don't even know what it means to be jealous. ?”

Lin Yu pursed his lips aggrievedly.

Yang Xu put down the water glass after sinking his dantian, and said slowly: "If you like someone, they are all selfish and possessive. They all want the other person to be their own, and want to do the most intimate thing in the world with him. Even if you put a knife around your neck and are threatened by someone, you don’t want to share it with others.”

like?

Lin Yu's brain slammed, his heartbeat suddenly started to speed up, his breathing trembled, and his bones were numb to the point of being soft.

Yang Xuyu added: "The most intimate things naturally include hugs, kisses, and sex after marriage."

"Xiao Yu, if you like someone, go after someone boldly. You are a boy, so don't be cautious and take the initiative."

Lin Yu's eyes were moist, and he lowered his eyes, picked at the pillowcase, resisted the tears and said, "But he doesn't like me, he only knows that one person in his life."

And that person will show up at the beginning of next semester.

Yang Xuyu asked, "Did Bo Chen say it himself, or is it just your guess?"

Lin Yu shook his head slightly, and said, "I didn't guess it, I just knew it."

"You often heard Bo Chen mention that person?"

"No."

"Bo Chen has ever shown a tendency to be with that person? For example, treat him well, care about him, focus on him all the time, and even take care of him carefully?"

"...Not yet."

Yang Xuyu clapped his hands, sat up straight, and said loudly: "That's it, Bo Chen hasn't treated him well yet, you have more opportunities than him, take it well, I believe in your son, just rely on you Zhang Lian, this charismatic personality, take him down in minutes, okay?"

"Let me tell you, Lin Yu, that you are my son. I have higher demands on you. If you can't catch up with him, you can pack up and leave next year. I don't recognize you as a useless son."

Lin Yu's bitterness was also dissipated by Yang Xuyu's words, and he asked helplessly: "...Mom, are you serious? If I fail, who will take care of you in the future?"

Yang Xuyu pointed to the bed, and said forcefully: "So you just work hard for me, no, yes, ten thousand, one!!!"

Lin Yu pursed his lips and asked, "Why am I chasing after you?"

"Understand his preferences, attack with precision, grasp his weakness, of course, moderate teasing is also needed, remember, it is moderate, seduce him, attract him, show your most attractive side, let him want to give up , Ahem, I was wrong, anyway, if you want him to see you, your heart will beat faster."

Lin Yu repeated: "Teasing? Seduction?"

Yang Xuyu nodded.

Lin Yu was immediately discouraged, and said in frustration: "I don't know how to do it, what should I do, and what do you think is the most attractive side of me?"

Yang Xuyu supported his forehead and sighed: "...take your time."

To be honest, my mother can't do this question either.