[Wearing the Book] Cats refuse to be cannon fodder
Chapter 51 Love Is a Routine Competition
When Bo Chen sat next to Lin Yu, Yang Xuyu dragged the unknown Hua Zhengya into the room, leaving room for the two young men.
Bo Chen slid his hand from the back of Lin Yu's head to the top of his head, and inserted his hand into the gap between the two cat's ears, touching the root of the ear. The cat's ears are very sensitive, and they will collapse into airplane ears with a slight touch. Lin Yu felt Feeling a strange touch, he raised his hand to touch it, and unexpectedly touched a part that didn't belong to humans, and his complexion turned pale in an instant.
Why do the ears still come out? Isn’t this body purely human? !
Lin Yu felt cold all over, and was on the verge of mental collapse. He didn't know how Bo Chen would treat a monster, and he didn't dare to look at Bo Chen's expression. He pushed him away, got up in a hurry and ran outside. After catching up with him, she hugged Lin Yu tightly into her arms from behind, holding his cold hand.
Lin Yu's whole body was stiff, and his cat's ears drooped limply because of his depression.
Bo Chen turned Lin Yu around and hugged him, comforted his back, and said, "It's okay, it's okay, I already knew, the first night you slept at my house and the day you were in the hotel, I have already seen you twice. time."
The scene in front of Lin Yu was covered by a layer of mist, and he leaned his head weakly on Bo Chen's shoulder, and said in a broken jar, "I am not a human being, and my existence itself goes against the current worldview."
Bo Chen inserted his finger into Lin Yu's hair and stroked it lightly, then solemnly replied: "So what, I don't care, I only care about you, as long as you don't leave me, I can accept anything."
Lin Yu's drooping cat ears suddenly pricked up.
Bo Chen's heart was melted by his cuteness, and he tightened the strength on his arms, wishing he could rub him into his body, and continued to add: "Besides, your natural cat ears will save you a lot of money in the future , the sensory stimulation is hundreds of times stronger than those fake ones."
Lin Yu hadn't recovered from the feeling of being accepted, and murmured, "What?"
Bo Chen's thin breath lingered in Lin Yu's ears, upon hearing this, he laughed and said, "You will know in three days."
Yang Xuyu poked his head out from the room, waved his hands and shouted: "Hey, you two, we'll go to bed first, and you go to bed early too, don't stay up too late, go to the New Year's Fair tomorrow."
Bo Chen put his hand on top of Lin Yu's head, pressed down his straight cat ears, turned around and said, "Understood, auntie."
Yang Xuyu didn't notice anything unusual, but said "It's nice to be young" and turned her head away.
Lin Yu touched the top of his head, found that the ears were still there, and asked doubtfully, "How did I take them back before?"
"It should be gone when I wake up tomorrow morning. You had it before."
"Oh"
The two elders were both asleep, so Lin Yu didn't have to hide it, so he swaggered back to the house with the cat ears on, picked up the mirror to look at himself carefully, and shook his ears.
The invisible seduction is the scariest, Lin Yu doesn't realize how attractive he is, but Bo Chen sees all of this, and stirs up his anger again.
Lin Yu suddenly turned his head and said, "Oh, by the way, it's your birthday on the third day of junior high school. What gift do you want?"
Bo Chen replied half jokingly and half seriously: "Handcuffs."
"???" Lin Yu suspected that how long he had affected his hearing, so he lay down the cat ear on one side, and asked suspiciously, "Say it again."
Bo Chen put away the joke, and seriously emphasized: "Handcuffs."
"This..." Lin Yu frowned in embarrassment. He couldn't go to the police station and ask the police uncle for a pair. He designated him as crazy.
Lin Yu asked, "Are you sure?"
Bo Chen replied firmly, "I'm sure."
Lin Yu didn't understand. It was the first time I heard that handcuffs were required for presents. He wanted to get himself into trouble. The idea was very criminal, and he felt that it was inappropriate. He had to improve on this very criminal birthday gift.
Upon waking up the next morning, Lin Yu got up from Bo Chen's arms, got out of bed and ran to the mirror, his ears slowly disappeared under his gaze.
There was nothing to worry about, Lin Yu was happy all morning.
Bo Chen went to the Lincheng branch of Huarui Real Estate in the morning, and he would come back in the afternoon. Lin Yu accompanied the two elders to the New Year's Fair. When they passed by a belt stand, Lin Yu stopped. The belt in this stall was made of real cowhide. , cut on the spot, any size you want can be cut out for you on the spot.
Lin Yu gestured to the boss with a width of about four centimeters and said, "Boss, cut me one meter."
"Okay, how many holes do you want to drill?"
"No, just cut another one centimeter wide, and just process the edges for me. Give me a few belt buckles and I'll go back and get them myself."
Hua Zhengya asked, "Xiaoyu, what are you doing with such a long belt?"
Lin Yu gave a "hush" and smiled mysteriously: "This is a secret."
Lin Yu and Yang Xuyu walked around separately for a while, and when they came back, they had a lot of trinkets and a few silver chains in their hands.
After returning to the village, he went straight to Tashi's house. Tashi listened to his request and said, "Yes, it's very simple. I'll teach you."
"However, the chain connected between these two bracelets is not very strong. Connect a few more, and it must be detachable." Lin Yu put the four chains together and tugged vigorously, but it didn't break, and said. : "Only four."
Tashi picked up the decorations that Lin Yu had bought, and said, "This is an old punk, why is there no rivets?"
"Hey, that's too shocking, it doesn't suit Bo Chen's temperament, we have to design this bracelet in a stylish yet noble way."
"Ok."
Lin Yu followed Tashi to learn how to install the belt buckle, while keeping his ears open to pay attention to the movement next door. Once Bo Chen came back, Lin Yu immediately dropped his work and ran back.
When Bo Chen saw that Lin Yu came out of that boy's house, his blood was filled with jealousy on the spot, and his brain was buzzing with sourness. He secretly wrote down that the jealousy he had these days had to be together on his birthday. Get it back and see if this little guy will have a long memory in the future.
The New Year’s Eve dinner of the Zaksu people is very early. After the meal, Zaksu people from all over the world gather in the cultural square to watch the performance. Red lanterns and Chinese knots are hung along the road. At twelve o’clock in the evening There is also a fireworks show.
Lin Yu dragged Bo Chen through the crowd, and finally saw the performance venue of Tashi's drumming team. It was winter, but Tashi was wearing a thin red and gold-embellished performance costume, standing in the C position, and drumming hard. Playing the big drum, flipping and jumping in every posture, the passion and wildness are brought to the extreme.
The thundering drums played up the New Year's atmosphere, and Lin Yu's heart was surging when he heard it. He jumped up and shouted at Tashi excitedly, as if he was a fan.
It's New Year's Eve, and Bo Chen didn't want to spoil Lin Yu's interest, so he could only swallow the vat of vinegar in a muffled voice.
Lin Yu twitched his nose, shook Bo Chen's hand and said, "I can smell the sweetness of cut cakes, do you want to eat, I'll buy it for you."
Bo Chen exposed him mercilessly, pinched his nose, and said, "You want to eat it, greedy cat."
"Don't eat it." Lin Yu slapped Bo Chen's hand away, followed the direction of the smell, walked around the crowd towards the cake, and Bo Chen followed him closely.
The burly man who sells cut cakes came up and asked Lin Yu if he was a tourist and where he came from, with a polite tone as if he was asking for homework.
Lin Yu has seen this routine a lot in Huinan Lane, heh, there is no way to extort money from him.
Lin Yu narrowed his eyes, and replied without blushing, "I'm not a tourist, I'm a local." He skillfully picked up the crumbs from the cakes at the stall, tasted them carefully, and cleaned them up. His voice and expression gradually became serious.
Lin Yu pretended to compromise, and said helplessly: "Forget it, it's 18 yuan a catty as usual, and cut it for me from here, don't cut it crooked."
When the boss saw it, he really met the old fritters. The cut cakes he sold to outsiders cost 50 yuan per catty. Most people would directly quote the specific catty weight when they came to buy it, but because the density of the cut cakes was much higher than it seemed. Big, the weight of a knife has doubled, and most people can only choose to suffer from this dumb loss.
After paying the money, Lin Yu took the bag, grabbed Bo Chen and slipped away.
Bo Chen pinched Lin Yu's cheeks and raised his head, surprised: "Lin Xiaoyu, I didn't expect you to have intermittent wisdom in your brain."
"If you see more, it will come naturally." Lin Yu frowned and smiled extremely flamboyantly.
Bo Chen pulled his face, and said bitterly: "When you should be smart, you are more confused than anyone else."
At this time, a young man stepped forward and enthusiastically said: "You two, we have a New Year's event at the racetrack, half price for couples, do you want to come and play?"
Bo Chen pretended to look at Lin Yu in embarrassment, and said, "Is it only half price for couples?"
The young man smiled and said, "Yes."
"Oh", Bo Chen sighed, "That's still..."
Before Bo Chen finished speaking, Lin Yu hugged his neck and lowered his body to kiss him. There was no unnecessary movement, just sticking together, but it was enough to blow up Bo Chen's little reason. Wanting to take the initiative and deepen the kiss, Lin Yu left him, leaned into his ear and begged in a low voice: "Brother Chen, I want to play, please do me a favor."
The clamoring desire in Bo Chen's body made his breathing messy, his fingertips trembled, and he replied in a hoarse voice: "Okay, but this is my first kiss, I can't be at a disadvantage, it won't be too much for me to kiss back later."
Lin Yu readily agreed, "Okay."
When Lin Yu passed by the young man, he gave him two hundred yuan in cash without any trace.
Bo Chen hugged Lin Yu and got on the horse, and galloped on the endless grass with the rein in his hand, leaving behind all the hustle and bustle of the world, surrounded by only the sound of the wind brought by the speed, and the solid chest of the person he liked, Lin Yu Excitedly opened his arms and shouted.
Bo Chen tightened the reins and stopped the horse, turned Lin Yu's head, lowered his head to provocatively touch his lips, and asked, "There is no one around here, can I come back with a kiss?"
Lin Yu put his hand on his face and said with a smile: "Of course, after all, if there is a loan, it is not difficult to repay it."
A cluster of fireworks in the sky shot straight into the night sky, exploding the bright tassels like the Milky Way, making the night sky incomparably gorgeous. The bell of the new year has already sounded. In this severe winter, two fiery hearts are like this sky full of fireworks. In the same way, through this deeper and deeper kiss, I gave the other party unreservedly.
In the morning when he was shopping at the New Year's Fair, Lin Yu paid special attention to this racetrack when he was buying birthday presents. He discussed with the boss that he would bring a very tall and handsome man to the neighborhood tonight and sell according to what he said. For lovers' activities, there must be rewards after the event is completed.
Bo Chen slid his hand from the back of Lin Yu's head to the top of his head, and inserted his hand into the gap between the two cat's ears, touching the root of the ear. The cat's ears are very sensitive, and they will collapse into airplane ears with a slight touch. Lin Yu felt Feeling a strange touch, he raised his hand to touch it, and unexpectedly touched a part that didn't belong to humans, and his complexion turned pale in an instant.
Why do the ears still come out? Isn’t this body purely human? !
Lin Yu felt cold all over, and was on the verge of mental collapse. He didn't know how Bo Chen would treat a monster, and he didn't dare to look at Bo Chen's expression. He pushed him away, got up in a hurry and ran outside. After catching up with him, she hugged Lin Yu tightly into her arms from behind, holding his cold hand.
Lin Yu's whole body was stiff, and his cat's ears drooped limply because of his depression.
Bo Chen turned Lin Yu around and hugged him, comforted his back, and said, "It's okay, it's okay, I already knew, the first night you slept at my house and the day you were in the hotel, I have already seen you twice. time."
The scene in front of Lin Yu was covered by a layer of mist, and he leaned his head weakly on Bo Chen's shoulder, and said in a broken jar, "I am not a human being, and my existence itself goes against the current worldview."
Bo Chen inserted his finger into Lin Yu's hair and stroked it lightly, then solemnly replied: "So what, I don't care, I only care about you, as long as you don't leave me, I can accept anything."
Lin Yu's drooping cat ears suddenly pricked up.
Bo Chen's heart was melted by his cuteness, and he tightened the strength on his arms, wishing he could rub him into his body, and continued to add: "Besides, your natural cat ears will save you a lot of money in the future , the sensory stimulation is hundreds of times stronger than those fake ones."
Lin Yu hadn't recovered from the feeling of being accepted, and murmured, "What?"
Bo Chen's thin breath lingered in Lin Yu's ears, upon hearing this, he laughed and said, "You will know in three days."
Yang Xuyu poked his head out from the room, waved his hands and shouted: "Hey, you two, we'll go to bed first, and you go to bed early too, don't stay up too late, go to the New Year's Fair tomorrow."
Bo Chen put his hand on top of Lin Yu's head, pressed down his straight cat ears, turned around and said, "Understood, auntie."
Yang Xuyu didn't notice anything unusual, but said "It's nice to be young" and turned her head away.
Lin Yu touched the top of his head, found that the ears were still there, and asked doubtfully, "How did I take them back before?"
"It should be gone when I wake up tomorrow morning. You had it before."
"Oh"
The two elders were both asleep, so Lin Yu didn't have to hide it, so he swaggered back to the house with the cat ears on, picked up the mirror to look at himself carefully, and shook his ears.
The invisible seduction is the scariest, Lin Yu doesn't realize how attractive he is, but Bo Chen sees all of this, and stirs up his anger again.
Lin Yu suddenly turned his head and said, "Oh, by the way, it's your birthday on the third day of junior high school. What gift do you want?"
Bo Chen replied half jokingly and half seriously: "Handcuffs."
"???" Lin Yu suspected that how long he had affected his hearing, so he lay down the cat ear on one side, and asked suspiciously, "Say it again."
Bo Chen put away the joke, and seriously emphasized: "Handcuffs."
"This..." Lin Yu frowned in embarrassment. He couldn't go to the police station and ask the police uncle for a pair. He designated him as crazy.
Lin Yu asked, "Are you sure?"
Bo Chen replied firmly, "I'm sure."
Lin Yu didn't understand. It was the first time I heard that handcuffs were required for presents. He wanted to get himself into trouble. The idea was very criminal, and he felt that it was inappropriate. He had to improve on this very criminal birthday gift.
Upon waking up the next morning, Lin Yu got up from Bo Chen's arms, got out of bed and ran to the mirror, his ears slowly disappeared under his gaze.
There was nothing to worry about, Lin Yu was happy all morning.
Bo Chen went to the Lincheng branch of Huarui Real Estate in the morning, and he would come back in the afternoon. Lin Yu accompanied the two elders to the New Year's Fair. When they passed by a belt stand, Lin Yu stopped. The belt in this stall was made of real cowhide. , cut on the spot, any size you want can be cut out for you on the spot.
Lin Yu gestured to the boss with a width of about four centimeters and said, "Boss, cut me one meter."
"Okay, how many holes do you want to drill?"
"No, just cut another one centimeter wide, and just process the edges for me. Give me a few belt buckles and I'll go back and get them myself."
Hua Zhengya asked, "Xiaoyu, what are you doing with such a long belt?"
Lin Yu gave a "hush" and smiled mysteriously: "This is a secret."
Lin Yu and Yang Xuyu walked around separately for a while, and when they came back, they had a lot of trinkets and a few silver chains in their hands.
After returning to the village, he went straight to Tashi's house. Tashi listened to his request and said, "Yes, it's very simple. I'll teach you."
"However, the chain connected between these two bracelets is not very strong. Connect a few more, and it must be detachable." Lin Yu put the four chains together and tugged vigorously, but it didn't break, and said. : "Only four."
Tashi picked up the decorations that Lin Yu had bought, and said, "This is an old punk, why is there no rivets?"
"Hey, that's too shocking, it doesn't suit Bo Chen's temperament, we have to design this bracelet in a stylish yet noble way."
"Ok."
Lin Yu followed Tashi to learn how to install the belt buckle, while keeping his ears open to pay attention to the movement next door. Once Bo Chen came back, Lin Yu immediately dropped his work and ran back.
When Bo Chen saw that Lin Yu came out of that boy's house, his blood was filled with jealousy on the spot, and his brain was buzzing with sourness. He secretly wrote down that the jealousy he had these days had to be together on his birthday. Get it back and see if this little guy will have a long memory in the future.
The New Year’s Eve dinner of the Zaksu people is very early. After the meal, Zaksu people from all over the world gather in the cultural square to watch the performance. Red lanterns and Chinese knots are hung along the road. At twelve o’clock in the evening There is also a fireworks show.
Lin Yu dragged Bo Chen through the crowd, and finally saw the performance venue of Tashi's drumming team. It was winter, but Tashi was wearing a thin red and gold-embellished performance costume, standing in the C position, and drumming hard. Playing the big drum, flipping and jumping in every posture, the passion and wildness are brought to the extreme.
The thundering drums played up the New Year's atmosphere, and Lin Yu's heart was surging when he heard it. He jumped up and shouted at Tashi excitedly, as if he was a fan.
It's New Year's Eve, and Bo Chen didn't want to spoil Lin Yu's interest, so he could only swallow the vat of vinegar in a muffled voice.
Lin Yu twitched his nose, shook Bo Chen's hand and said, "I can smell the sweetness of cut cakes, do you want to eat, I'll buy it for you."
Bo Chen exposed him mercilessly, pinched his nose, and said, "You want to eat it, greedy cat."
"Don't eat it." Lin Yu slapped Bo Chen's hand away, followed the direction of the smell, walked around the crowd towards the cake, and Bo Chen followed him closely.
The burly man who sells cut cakes came up and asked Lin Yu if he was a tourist and where he came from, with a polite tone as if he was asking for homework.
Lin Yu has seen this routine a lot in Huinan Lane, heh, there is no way to extort money from him.
Lin Yu narrowed his eyes, and replied without blushing, "I'm not a tourist, I'm a local." He skillfully picked up the crumbs from the cakes at the stall, tasted them carefully, and cleaned them up. His voice and expression gradually became serious.
Lin Yu pretended to compromise, and said helplessly: "Forget it, it's 18 yuan a catty as usual, and cut it for me from here, don't cut it crooked."
When the boss saw it, he really met the old fritters. The cut cakes he sold to outsiders cost 50 yuan per catty. Most people would directly quote the specific catty weight when they came to buy it, but because the density of the cut cakes was much higher than it seemed. Big, the weight of a knife has doubled, and most people can only choose to suffer from this dumb loss.
After paying the money, Lin Yu took the bag, grabbed Bo Chen and slipped away.
Bo Chen pinched Lin Yu's cheeks and raised his head, surprised: "Lin Xiaoyu, I didn't expect you to have intermittent wisdom in your brain."
"If you see more, it will come naturally." Lin Yu frowned and smiled extremely flamboyantly.
Bo Chen pulled his face, and said bitterly: "When you should be smart, you are more confused than anyone else."
At this time, a young man stepped forward and enthusiastically said: "You two, we have a New Year's event at the racetrack, half price for couples, do you want to come and play?"
Bo Chen pretended to look at Lin Yu in embarrassment, and said, "Is it only half price for couples?"
The young man smiled and said, "Yes."
"Oh", Bo Chen sighed, "That's still..."
Before Bo Chen finished speaking, Lin Yu hugged his neck and lowered his body to kiss him. There was no unnecessary movement, just sticking together, but it was enough to blow up Bo Chen's little reason. Wanting to take the initiative and deepen the kiss, Lin Yu left him, leaned into his ear and begged in a low voice: "Brother Chen, I want to play, please do me a favor."
The clamoring desire in Bo Chen's body made his breathing messy, his fingertips trembled, and he replied in a hoarse voice: "Okay, but this is my first kiss, I can't be at a disadvantage, it won't be too much for me to kiss back later."
Lin Yu readily agreed, "Okay."
When Lin Yu passed by the young man, he gave him two hundred yuan in cash without any trace.
Bo Chen hugged Lin Yu and got on the horse, and galloped on the endless grass with the rein in his hand, leaving behind all the hustle and bustle of the world, surrounded by only the sound of the wind brought by the speed, and the solid chest of the person he liked, Lin Yu Excitedly opened his arms and shouted.
Bo Chen tightened the reins and stopped the horse, turned Lin Yu's head, lowered his head to provocatively touch his lips, and asked, "There is no one around here, can I come back with a kiss?"
Lin Yu put his hand on his face and said with a smile: "Of course, after all, if there is a loan, it is not difficult to repay it."
A cluster of fireworks in the sky shot straight into the night sky, exploding the bright tassels like the Milky Way, making the night sky incomparably gorgeous. The bell of the new year has already sounded. In this severe winter, two fiery hearts are like this sky full of fireworks. In the same way, through this deeper and deeper kiss, I gave the other party unreservedly.
In the morning when he was shopping at the New Year's Fair, Lin Yu paid special attention to this racetrack when he was buying birthday presents. He discussed with the boss that he would bring a very tall and handsome man to the neighborhood tonight and sell according to what he said. For lovers' activities, there must be rewards after the event is completed.
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