[Wearing the Book] Cats refuse to be cannon fodder
Chapter 55 This cat is stupid and cute
The three words "betrothal gift" are practical and clever. If Lin Yu doesn't accept it, it means that he has no plan to go on with Bo Chen forever. He is playing with his feelings properly. Lin Yu accepts a scumbag who runs away when he hears that he is getting married. A large sum of money felt hot to his hands when he held it, but he was afraid of losing it in his arms, so he had an idea and came up with a brilliant idea.
Lin Yu stuffed the card into Bo Chen's coat pocket, pinched his chin, and stuck his thumb between Bo Chen's lips and teeth. Bo Chen's naked eyes wrapped around Lin Yu, and he took the initiative to cater to him. Licking his fingertips around, Lin Yu's hands trembled, almost lost his momentum, straightened his shoulders, quickly found his home ground, and said in a provocative tone: "Baby, let's keep this money as a dowry later. , I will pay the bride price."
Bo Chen lightly bit Lin Yu's fingertips, took his hand and kissed Lin Yu's fingers reverently. The moment he raised his eyes, he grabbed Lin Yu's hand tightly, and there was an almost beastly lust in his eyes. Glowing.
He snorted coldly: "Lin Xiaoyu, you are quite ambitious, it seems that I have to revive Fu Gang."
Lin Yu's heart trembled, hey, play it off!
He hurriedly opened the door with his other hand, and just as his fingertips touched the door buckle, there was a "click", and the door was locked. Bo Chen put down the passenger seat, turned over and pressed Lin Yu's hand on top of his head.
Lin Yu immediately begged for mercy: "I was wrong, I was just joking, I was just trying to say hello."
"It's late baby." Bo Chen's breath fell on Lin Yu's cheeks, and he lightly brushed his curly eyelashes like a feather.
Lin Yu struggled and shouted: "Someone will pass by here!!!"
Bo Chen smiled and said, "Don't worry, the film is on."
……
Lin Yu lost his wife and lost his army, and finally accepted the dowry money that smacked of whoring money. When Bo Chen sent him back to the capital, he hadn't recovered yet. The moment he stepped on the ground, there were two Her legs were weak, and she couldn't walk steadily, but she was carried upstairs by Bo Chen in the end.
Yang Xuyu was sitting in the living room eating melon seeds, staring at them from the moment they entered the door, Bo Chen stopped and nodded to Yang Xuyu, Lin Yu blushed and buried her in Bo Chen's neck, and punched Bo Chen His back urged him to leave quickly.
Bo Chen carried Lin Yu to the bathroom and put him down: "I have to deal with it quickly, do you want to help me?"
"No, get out." Lin Yu angrily pushed Bo Chen out of the bathroom, and slammed the door behind him.
At night, Yang Xuyu boiled a big pot of soup for Lin Yu. After receiving this heavy love of "Mom doesn't ask, but Mom understands", Lin Yu's hand holding the spoon trembled, especially Hearing Yang Xuyu's exhortation, "Young people should pay attention to restraint", they exploded on the spot.
The cat was very ashamed and indignant, and decided to expose the culprit for one night, and went on a killing spree in the Canyon of Kings. He didn't reply to WeChat or answer the phone, until Bo Chen sent a sentence, "I'm going to take a bath." Lin Yu's cat's ears pricked up.
He quickly made a video call to Bo Chen, but was rejected unexpectedly.
Lin Yu: "...nm"
Bo Chen sat on the head of the bed, looked at the accusation emoji sent by Lin Yu, and laughed dumbfoundedly.
Cat Zaizai: I don’t smoke, I don’t come to gamble, I don’t break the law,
Cat Zaizai: Master wants to see your abs, don’t tell me what’s good and what’s wrong!!!
This little guy is only as shameless as the city wall on the Internet. He is more proficient at playing hooligans than anyone else, but he is quicker than anyone else in reality.
Bo Chen lifted up his clothes and took a photo of Lin Yu and sent it to Lin Yu. After Lin Yu clicked save, he went back to the Canyon of Kings and continued to hang out.
It's been a long time, sending a photo like nothing, Bo Chen turned his phone and waited a little anxiously, asked for Shen Junze's king account to try his luck, to see if he could catch a dishonest cat.
It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, if you look at Lin Yu's historical record, in nine out of ten rounds, you can see a person whose ID is "I am the most proud in the whole district".
Still playing with him now.
It seems that today is still too soft-hearted, the soft meat on the tip of Bo Chen's tongue, his eyes gradually cooled down, especially when he entered the mobile phone system of "I'm the most hung up in the whole area" and saw the chat records of the two, Bo Chen He hit the back of the computer chair heavily, raised his head and covered his eyes with his arms, took a deep breath, and then he crushed the phone screen.
This stupid cat owes me again.
Lin Yu was inexplicably uneasy. He couldn't play anymore after leading the whole district to my knees for three times. He lay on the bed, clicked on the chat interface with Bo Chen, and edited, deleted, and edited in the chat box. Before he could think of a suitable topic, Bo Chen sent him a message with a ding dong.
[Bo Dayuanzhong: Brother?Do you have to explain something? 】
[Wuhai: Did you type a comma into a question mark? 】
[Bo Dayuanzhong: I'll clean you up after school starts the day after tomorrow. 】
[Wuhai: Meow~, school is a holy place for learning, and it cannot be polluted by some messy things. 】
[Bo Dayuanzhong: Don't be cute, it's useless. I'll give you a day to think about how to explain why you call someone else's brother. 】
Lin Yu shook his hand when he saw this sentence, and the phone fell and hit his face.
It's crazy, how could Bo Chen know, Lin Yu curled up under the bed covering his sore and swollen nose, so depressed that he wanted to smother himself to death.
How can he explain it? Calling my brother is a certain fact. I think he bent his waist for five buckets of rice back then, but he didn't expect that he would really bend his waist.
Lin Yu stared at the darkness under the quilt, and his mind was in a mess. According to Bo Chen's temperament, how could he talk to himself so calmly? He couldn't be looking for an excuse to break up.
He thought of what was said in a certain video, when your boyfriend can't even eat vinegar, he must not be in love anymore.
Realizing this, Lin Yu threw off the quilt and sat up. The more he thought about it, the more he panicked. His chest was so tight that he almost suffocated. He simply sent a voice message to Bo Chen.
But Bo Chen is not as calm as Lin Yu imagined. It would be a lie to say that he is not angry. Now he is almost swallowed up by burning jealousy, and he can't wait to arrest people and put him in shackles, so that he will be alone in the world.
Hearing the special reminder on WeChat, Bo Chen punched the sandbag with his fist, brushed back his forehead hair, clicked on the voice note from Lin Yu, and sighed weakly after hearing his flustered voice.
[Mao Zai Zai: Let's talk if we have something to say, and don't break up, okay? 】
[Bo Chen: No, don't think too much, it's getting late, sleep well, turn off your phone, I'll call to check in 2 minutes. 】
[Mao Zai Zai: You don't lose your temper, I thought you didn't care anymore. 】
[Bo Chen: I am very angry, but I am more inclined to turn verbal venting into physical actions, be good, don't reply, take care of my body, sleep, you can't escape the start of school of. 】
[Mao Zai Zai: Why don't you scold me, or I won't feel at ease. 】
[Bo Chen: Reply to me again, the number of times will increase by one. 】
[Mao Zai Zai: Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and. 】
Cat Zai Zai retracted a message.
【Mao Zai Zai: Just act as if nothing happened. 】
After 30 seconds, Lin Yu realized again and withdrew the message again.
Bo Chen really couldn't hold back his laughter. Just this stupid and cute boyfriend made his heart soften, and it was too late to like him, so how could he be willing to lose his temper at him.
……
Back-to-school syndrome came up. Lin Yu, who was used to getting up at nine o'clock during the holidays, was woken up by the alarm clock at six o'clock this morning.
The class group is frantically discussing the exchange students from the school. Although they look very fair and beautiful with long legs, their temperament always gives people a feeling of arrogance and arrogance, and they are not easy to approach
Wang Ruoqi was unhappy, and replied, "Fair and beautiful with long legs? Can this little green arrow be as good-looking as Lin Yu?"
Meng Haoyang: Each has its own merits. What the hell is Little Green Arrow?
Wang Ruoqi: Treat your eyes as soon as possible. Anyway, if this person dares to play a monster under my nose, don't blame our school for cp fans.
At this time, Xu Jinhuan led the subject of the topic into the classroom, and the students threw their mobile phones into the table belly in unison, and pretended to turn over the book, pretending that nothing happened.
On the first day of school, Xu Jinhuan didn't bother to care about them, and said without emotion with his facial features: "Just to tell you something, our school is conducting a one-year exchange study with Columbia University in the United States. This is Mo Shuming. Years, you are all classmates."
Enthusiastic applause erupted in the class. Lin Yu scratched his hair and sat up slowly, exuding the depression of being woken up all over his body. After seeing Mo Shuming, he was not too surprised and kicked the river The fish-white stool said: "Get up, it's time to grab someone."
Jiang Yu understood clearly, and got up hastily.
Mo Shuming had spotted the empty seat next to Bo Chen, but Lin Yu pulled out the chair and sat on it, Jiang Yubai cooperated and moved all of Lin Yu's books to the table behind.
Wang Ruoqi, who watched this wave of cao, almost stood up and applauded.
Mo Shuming froze on the aisle, his face livid and embarrassed.
Xu Jinhuan scolded, "Lin Yu, what's the matter with you?"
"It's okay, in order to provide a better seat for the new classmate." Lin Yu raised his chin toward his seat, looked at Mo Shuming and said jokingly: "The new classmate sits in my original seat, and that seat can see the art on the opposite side." There are so many beautiful young ladies in the academy."
Lin Yu's thoughts were all on Mo Shuming, and he didn't notice the wolf-like eyes that Bo Chen was looking at him at all.
Jiang Yubai tugged at Mo Shuming, and said, "Come on, let's sit in front, so we don't have to watch these two people get tired of throwing dog food, out of sight and out of mind."
Xu Jinhuan could only come over to mediate, and comforted Mo Shuming to let him sit in Lin Yu's original seat for the time being. As soon as Xu Jinhuan left, the class suddenly exploded.
"Oh oh oh, is this an official announcement!!!"
"School belle is so possessive!!!"
A few good boys in the class stood up and yelled loudly, which aroused the emotions of the whole class. The more they yelled, the more excited they became, and the topics became more and more outrageous. They even thought about having a few babies for Lin Yu and the others.
Bo Chen stretched out his hand and pulled Lin Yu over. He bit his earlobe with his canine teeth. Amid the louder shouts in the class, he approached his ear and asked maliciously, "Pretty young lady?"
Lin Yu stuffed the card into Bo Chen's coat pocket, pinched his chin, and stuck his thumb between Bo Chen's lips and teeth. Bo Chen's naked eyes wrapped around Lin Yu, and he took the initiative to cater to him. Licking his fingertips around, Lin Yu's hands trembled, almost lost his momentum, straightened his shoulders, quickly found his home ground, and said in a provocative tone: "Baby, let's keep this money as a dowry later. , I will pay the bride price."
Bo Chen lightly bit Lin Yu's fingertips, took his hand and kissed Lin Yu's fingers reverently. The moment he raised his eyes, he grabbed Lin Yu's hand tightly, and there was an almost beastly lust in his eyes. Glowing.
He snorted coldly: "Lin Xiaoyu, you are quite ambitious, it seems that I have to revive Fu Gang."
Lin Yu's heart trembled, hey, play it off!
He hurriedly opened the door with his other hand, and just as his fingertips touched the door buckle, there was a "click", and the door was locked. Bo Chen put down the passenger seat, turned over and pressed Lin Yu's hand on top of his head.
Lin Yu immediately begged for mercy: "I was wrong, I was just joking, I was just trying to say hello."
"It's late baby." Bo Chen's breath fell on Lin Yu's cheeks, and he lightly brushed his curly eyelashes like a feather.
Lin Yu struggled and shouted: "Someone will pass by here!!!"
Bo Chen smiled and said, "Don't worry, the film is on."
……
Lin Yu lost his wife and lost his army, and finally accepted the dowry money that smacked of whoring money. When Bo Chen sent him back to the capital, he hadn't recovered yet. The moment he stepped on the ground, there were two Her legs were weak, and she couldn't walk steadily, but she was carried upstairs by Bo Chen in the end.
Yang Xuyu was sitting in the living room eating melon seeds, staring at them from the moment they entered the door, Bo Chen stopped and nodded to Yang Xuyu, Lin Yu blushed and buried her in Bo Chen's neck, and punched Bo Chen His back urged him to leave quickly.
Bo Chen carried Lin Yu to the bathroom and put him down: "I have to deal with it quickly, do you want to help me?"
"No, get out." Lin Yu angrily pushed Bo Chen out of the bathroom, and slammed the door behind him.
At night, Yang Xuyu boiled a big pot of soup for Lin Yu. After receiving this heavy love of "Mom doesn't ask, but Mom understands", Lin Yu's hand holding the spoon trembled, especially Hearing Yang Xuyu's exhortation, "Young people should pay attention to restraint", they exploded on the spot.
The cat was very ashamed and indignant, and decided to expose the culprit for one night, and went on a killing spree in the Canyon of Kings. He didn't reply to WeChat or answer the phone, until Bo Chen sent a sentence, "I'm going to take a bath." Lin Yu's cat's ears pricked up.
He quickly made a video call to Bo Chen, but was rejected unexpectedly.
Lin Yu: "...nm"
Bo Chen sat on the head of the bed, looked at the accusation emoji sent by Lin Yu, and laughed dumbfoundedly.
Cat Zaizai: I don’t smoke, I don’t come to gamble, I don’t break the law,
Cat Zaizai: Master wants to see your abs, don’t tell me what’s good and what’s wrong!!!
This little guy is only as shameless as the city wall on the Internet. He is more proficient at playing hooligans than anyone else, but he is quicker than anyone else in reality.
Bo Chen lifted up his clothes and took a photo of Lin Yu and sent it to Lin Yu. After Lin Yu clicked save, he went back to the Canyon of Kings and continued to hang out.
It's been a long time, sending a photo like nothing, Bo Chen turned his phone and waited a little anxiously, asked for Shen Junze's king account to try his luck, to see if he could catch a dishonest cat.
It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, if you look at Lin Yu's historical record, in nine out of ten rounds, you can see a person whose ID is "I am the most proud in the whole district".
Still playing with him now.
It seems that today is still too soft-hearted, the soft meat on the tip of Bo Chen's tongue, his eyes gradually cooled down, especially when he entered the mobile phone system of "I'm the most hung up in the whole area" and saw the chat records of the two, Bo Chen He hit the back of the computer chair heavily, raised his head and covered his eyes with his arms, took a deep breath, and then he crushed the phone screen.
This stupid cat owes me again.
Lin Yu was inexplicably uneasy. He couldn't play anymore after leading the whole district to my knees for three times. He lay on the bed, clicked on the chat interface with Bo Chen, and edited, deleted, and edited in the chat box. Before he could think of a suitable topic, Bo Chen sent him a message with a ding dong.
[Bo Dayuanzhong: Brother?Do you have to explain something? 】
[Wuhai: Did you type a comma into a question mark? 】
[Bo Dayuanzhong: I'll clean you up after school starts the day after tomorrow. 】
[Wuhai: Meow~, school is a holy place for learning, and it cannot be polluted by some messy things. 】
[Bo Dayuanzhong: Don't be cute, it's useless. I'll give you a day to think about how to explain why you call someone else's brother. 】
Lin Yu shook his hand when he saw this sentence, and the phone fell and hit his face.
It's crazy, how could Bo Chen know, Lin Yu curled up under the bed covering his sore and swollen nose, so depressed that he wanted to smother himself to death.
How can he explain it? Calling my brother is a certain fact. I think he bent his waist for five buckets of rice back then, but he didn't expect that he would really bend his waist.
Lin Yu stared at the darkness under the quilt, and his mind was in a mess. According to Bo Chen's temperament, how could he talk to himself so calmly? He couldn't be looking for an excuse to break up.
He thought of what was said in a certain video, when your boyfriend can't even eat vinegar, he must not be in love anymore.
Realizing this, Lin Yu threw off the quilt and sat up. The more he thought about it, the more he panicked. His chest was so tight that he almost suffocated. He simply sent a voice message to Bo Chen.
But Bo Chen is not as calm as Lin Yu imagined. It would be a lie to say that he is not angry. Now he is almost swallowed up by burning jealousy, and he can't wait to arrest people and put him in shackles, so that he will be alone in the world.
Hearing the special reminder on WeChat, Bo Chen punched the sandbag with his fist, brushed back his forehead hair, clicked on the voice note from Lin Yu, and sighed weakly after hearing his flustered voice.
[Mao Zai Zai: Let's talk if we have something to say, and don't break up, okay? 】
[Bo Chen: No, don't think too much, it's getting late, sleep well, turn off your phone, I'll call to check in 2 minutes. 】
[Mao Zai Zai: You don't lose your temper, I thought you didn't care anymore. 】
[Bo Chen: I am very angry, but I am more inclined to turn verbal venting into physical actions, be good, don't reply, take care of my body, sleep, you can't escape the start of school of. 】
[Mao Zai Zai: Why don't you scold me, or I won't feel at ease. 】
[Bo Chen: Reply to me again, the number of times will increase by one. 】
[Mao Zai Zai: Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and. 】
Cat Zai Zai retracted a message.
【Mao Zai Zai: Just act as if nothing happened. 】
After 30 seconds, Lin Yu realized again and withdrew the message again.
Bo Chen really couldn't hold back his laughter. Just this stupid and cute boyfriend made his heart soften, and it was too late to like him, so how could he be willing to lose his temper at him.
……
Back-to-school syndrome came up. Lin Yu, who was used to getting up at nine o'clock during the holidays, was woken up by the alarm clock at six o'clock this morning.
The class group is frantically discussing the exchange students from the school. Although they look very fair and beautiful with long legs, their temperament always gives people a feeling of arrogance and arrogance, and they are not easy to approach
Wang Ruoqi was unhappy, and replied, "Fair and beautiful with long legs? Can this little green arrow be as good-looking as Lin Yu?"
Meng Haoyang: Each has its own merits. What the hell is Little Green Arrow?
Wang Ruoqi: Treat your eyes as soon as possible. Anyway, if this person dares to play a monster under my nose, don't blame our school for cp fans.
At this time, Xu Jinhuan led the subject of the topic into the classroom, and the students threw their mobile phones into the table belly in unison, and pretended to turn over the book, pretending that nothing happened.
On the first day of school, Xu Jinhuan didn't bother to care about them, and said without emotion with his facial features: "Just to tell you something, our school is conducting a one-year exchange study with Columbia University in the United States. This is Mo Shuming. Years, you are all classmates."
Enthusiastic applause erupted in the class. Lin Yu scratched his hair and sat up slowly, exuding the depression of being woken up all over his body. After seeing Mo Shuming, he was not too surprised and kicked the river The fish-white stool said: "Get up, it's time to grab someone."
Jiang Yu understood clearly, and got up hastily.
Mo Shuming had spotted the empty seat next to Bo Chen, but Lin Yu pulled out the chair and sat on it, Jiang Yubai cooperated and moved all of Lin Yu's books to the table behind.
Wang Ruoqi, who watched this wave of cao, almost stood up and applauded.
Mo Shuming froze on the aisle, his face livid and embarrassed.
Xu Jinhuan scolded, "Lin Yu, what's the matter with you?"
"It's okay, in order to provide a better seat for the new classmate." Lin Yu raised his chin toward his seat, looked at Mo Shuming and said jokingly: "The new classmate sits in my original seat, and that seat can see the art on the opposite side." There are so many beautiful young ladies in the academy."
Lin Yu's thoughts were all on Mo Shuming, and he didn't notice the wolf-like eyes that Bo Chen was looking at him at all.
Jiang Yubai tugged at Mo Shuming, and said, "Come on, let's sit in front, so we don't have to watch these two people get tired of throwing dog food, out of sight and out of mind."
Xu Jinhuan could only come over to mediate, and comforted Mo Shuming to let him sit in Lin Yu's original seat for the time being. As soon as Xu Jinhuan left, the class suddenly exploded.
"Oh oh oh, is this an official announcement!!!"
"School belle is so possessive!!!"
A few good boys in the class stood up and yelled loudly, which aroused the emotions of the whole class. The more they yelled, the more excited they became, and the topics became more and more outrageous. They even thought about having a few babies for Lin Yu and the others.
Bo Chen stretched out his hand and pulled Lin Yu over. He bit his earlobe with his canine teeth. Amid the louder shouts in the class, he approached his ear and asked maliciously, "Pretty young lady?"
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