[Wearing the Book] Cats refuse to be cannon fodder

"Son, son, don't be impulsive, isn't it just a piece of hair missing, it won't affect your prosperous beauty."

Outside the barber shop opposite the Affiliated Hospital of Beijing University, Jiang Yubai desperately pulled Lin Yu who was about to go in. In order to bandage the wound on the back of his head, the doctor shaved that part of his hair and removed the gauze. Like a patch of baldness, it's chilly when the wind blows.

Lin Yu, a patient with advanced obsessive-compulsive disorder, decided to shave all his hair without saying a word.

Jiang Yubai yelled: "Bo Chen, come quickly, your daughter-in-law is going to be ordained and become a monk."

Lin Yu glanced, and he saw the hormone walking on the street.

A simple over-the-knee black windbreaker with a white shirt inside, a pair of straight and slender legs wrapped in high-waist cropped trousers, and Martin boots on the feet directly raised the height of 187 to 190.

It is said that boys wearing black trench coats are more flirtatious than girls wearing black silk. Lin Yu's Adam's apple rolled, and he was almost on the street.

Meow~ My boyfriend is so handsome.

Next time, Bo Chen must wear this dress and look up frontally.

Bo Chen stepped forward and naturally lowered his head to kiss the corner of Lin Yu's mouth, and said with a soft smile, "Drool is coming out, idiot."

Mouth, saliva?

Lin Yu hurriedly raised his hand to wipe it off, but nothing was wiped off. Lin Yu's cramped expression slowly became confused, and Bo Chen's silent smile became even more wanton.

Jiang Yubai covered his face, as expected, being in love would make people's IQ drop to zero.

Lin Yu was sullen: "Are you kidding me?"

Bo Chen leaned closer to Lin Yu's ear, playing with the voice that the two of them could hear: "You can't hide anything in your eyes, baby, are you sure you didn't flirt with me just now?"

Lin Yu: "?!"

While Lin Yu was in a daze, Bo Chen pressed down on his head. The shaved part had actually grown a layer of hair. Lin Yu's hair was fine and soft, so it was more appropriate to say that it was a layer of fluff.

Bo Chen commented: "It's not a big problem, it's not necessary to shave your head."

Jiang Yubai interjected: "Why don't you keep a pot head, the hair on the back of your head is shave short so you can't see it."

Bo Chen turned his head to examine Jiang Yubai's pot-cover hairstyle that was about to turn into a mushroom head, and said lightly, "Other than this, you don't have any extra aesthetics."

"I..." Jiang Yu, whose aesthetics was still at the junior high school level, choked for a moment.

"Go back and arrange a stylist for you to design your style."

Bo Chen has always been too lazy to care about people who have little relationship with him, but after going through so many things, Jiang Yubai has always stood by Lin Yu's side. Although it doesn't play a big role, he is a person worth dating.

Jiang Yubai was pleasantly surprised: "Thank you dad!"

"You're welcome." Lin Yu took advantage of the opportunity.

Jiang Yubai pursed his lips: "I forgive you."

Finally, at Bo Chen's request, Teacher Tony made Lin Yu a tinfoil morgan, dyed it a khaki brown, cut the hair at the back of his head short, and the "alopecia areata" was not particularly obvious.

Tony supported Lin Yu's chin, looked at Lin Yu in the mirror, and said: "The handsome guy has soft facial features, not aggressive, and warm-toned white skin. This hairstyle completely exposes the facial features. There must be a lot of them." Girls follow suit."

According to Jiang Yubai, in an instant, he changed from a little milk dog to a deceitful scumbag, which girl would jump up desperately.

His father is very scheming.

The school finally stood up and clarified the facts on the web. Columbia University also responded to this, so Lin Yu became popular on the Internet again. Every now and then, agents from entertainment companies came to poach people. They were all dismissed by Bo Chen.

Global Entertainment under Ling'an has the highest quality resources on the entire network, and Lin Yu still needs outsiders to be popular.

Bo Chen's attitude was so low that no one dared to come to the door anymore.

Yang Xuyu also opened a coffee shop near Beijing University with the support of Lin Yu and Bo Chen, and the business is booming.

Shen Li calculated an auspicious day for the two of them, saying that May 20th is the right day to receive the certificate, that is, 21 days later.

Everything is so beautiful.

But Lin Yu was very sad about one thing.

No matter how you think about it, it is not perfect to skip the step of marriage proposal and get the certificate directly.

"It may be that capitalists lack romantic cells in their bones. They are used to unilateral possession from the perspective of the controller." Zhou Jianheng analyzed.

Lin Yu retorted softly, "I think he's quite romantic."

Meng Zhiyu: "He is heartless and cold-blooded."

Lin Yu retorted solemnly: "No, he is fine. He is the kind who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside. He treats people very politely and gracefully, and pays attention to the appropriate social distance. He even took in a group of kittens who were just born without mothers. Not the kind of profit-seeking capitalist."

Jiang Yubai: "He has a deep scheming mind and can't see through it."

Lin Yu asked back: "But isn't he very sincere towards his own people? Jiang Yubai, can't you understand that when you chased senior sister Yunshan, it wasn't Bo Chen's stylist who dressed you up, and your appearance has changed a few times." times."

Jiang Yubai: "Flag will fall as soon as it says it will. Whoever said before that if they pester Bo Chen again, they will lose their children and grandchildren."

"I can't have a baby!" Lin Yu said puzzledly: "No, what's the matter with you, I called you here to analyze Bo Chen's recent developments, not for you to arrange him. suitable."

Zhou Jianheng folded his arms and smiled.

"Hurry up, let's say one thing, you can refute ten things, true love, I'm curious how Bo Chen eats you to death."

Lin Yu said with disgust: "A group of useless guys, they blinded me for a meal."

"If he doesn't propose, you can. Anyway, it's all men, so it's the same for anyone who asks." After half an hour of prostitution for Lin Yu's meal, the three finally gave a suggestion.

Lin Yu stretched out his hand: "Then, you can lend me some money to buy a ring"

Jiang Yubai put down his phone, pinched his chopsticks and said boldly, "I'll transfer it to you. I'll give you all the living expenses for a month. Cherish it."

Zhou Jianheng: "I transferred you for two months."

Meng Zhiyu: "Three months."

Jiang Yubai's eyes widened, and he clapped the table and said, "This can also be rolled! I'm four months old!"

Lin Yu's cell phone vibrated non-stop, but a group of college students from ordinary families couldn't afford a diamond ring worthy of Bo Chen with how much living expenses they had a month.

Lin Yu stopped the three people on the opposite bar, and said: "Don't spin it, don't spin it, I will be restricted from trading if I spin it again, I'm just kidding."

The blood of the three was boiling: "My brother's noodles must be adjusted, and we will never bow to the evil capitalism."

Hey, how come it involves class antagonism.

Lin Yu helplessly supported his forehead.

He still confiscated the money in the end. For a marriage proposal, it only needs to be sincere. Buying a diamond ring the size of a pigeon is not as good as having a sincere heart.

Jiang Yubai was severely beaten for saying, "This is similar to the scumbag's, although I have no money, but I have a heart that loves you."

The marriage proposal plan is absolutely confidential, so Lin Yu seems to be a particularly doggy dog ​​recently, and often goes back to the dormitory at eleven o'clock in the evening. He reads that Lin Yu has five days a week, three days a week and eight o'clock in the morning, and Bo Chen has never bothered him at night. Sometimes it is enough to solve each other with hands or mouth.

But there were only three things. After Lin Yu came back late for the fourth time, he was finally pressed down and beaten three times. Yue Lai's unrelenting desire almost made him die on the bed.

Lin Yu was tormented miserably, nestling pitifully in Bo Chen's arms, drooping his eyelashes covered in moisture, trembling slightly.

Bo Chen played with the listless cat's ears, and said with a smile: "I saw your delivery today, Lin Xiaoyu, I didn't expect you to be so wild, can you bear it?"

"Don't you think I'm not flirtatious enough?"

"Well, Friday night, classmate Lin Xiaoyu, I look forward to your performance." Bo Chen also followed suit, his voice was hoarse with the aftertaste of passion, making Lin Yu's ears itch.

The cat ears flicked reflexively.

Lin Yu muttered: "No soundproofing." He really couldn't live to hear the sound from the next door.

"I book a hotel, can couple suites be okay?" Bo Chen seemed to be really asking for Lin Yu's opinion.

Lin Yu turned over in shame and wrapped the quilt away, and said without hesitation: "Do as you like, don't talk, I want to sleep, there will be a festival at the International Trade Fair tomorrow morning."

Bo Chen stretched out his hand to pull Lin Yu into his arms, and said emphatically, "We are in the same class."

"You haven't attended class for half a semester, and I'll forget it if you don't tell me."

"I'll accompany you tomorrow, so you won't have to run away at night."

"..." No, really not.

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On Wednesday night, Bo Chen, who was working overtime at Bo's headquarters, was called back to school by Xu Jinhuan. The counselor, who is usually vigorous and vigorous, was mysterious on the phone, asking him nothing, insisting that he come to the school to have a look.

"Could it be that little brat in my family has made some kind of moth again?"

Xu Jinhuan still said the same words: "You will know when you come back and have a look."

So Bo Chen looked at Lin Yu who was so nervous that he bit his lip in front of him, and always hated why he had so many problems 10 minutes ago, and only came back now after dawdling.

Holding a bouquet of roses, Lin Yu implored: "It's the first time I do this in public, can you save me some face?"

Lin Yu's eyelashes trembled when he felt shy, and the water in his eyes became more and more glistening.

Surrounded by the yelling and booing of students, Jiang Yubai, as the queen's atmosphere group, gave out fluorescent sticks to everyone present, and the colorful lights made the playground look like a night field.

Lin Yu breathed a sigh of relief, and solemnly said according to the lines he had rehearsed many times: "I said before that I am an awkward person and often say what I mean, but I have always been honest about loving you."

"I have no money, and I can't afford a better ring, but I will make it up. Give me a year."

"What are you doing in a daze, receiving flowers, I have carefully selected each rose."

Bo Chen said: "But I still think it's not perfect without a ring."

"Oh..." Lin Yu put down his hand holding the flower, couldn't hold back his emotions, curled his mouth, and quickly returned to normal.

The booing stopped for a second, and a more ear-splitting scream broke out randomly.

Under the eyes of everyone, Bo Chen knelt down on one knee, a diamond ring shining brightly in the night.

"Student Lin Xiaoyu, I will make up for what you lack in the future. I ask you for a legal position. Are you willing?"