After marrying Long Jun, he said that I climbed high

After the watchman struck the gong for the third time, Fu Xuancai got drunk and floated back to Qianlong Mountain with a few bottles of earthly peach wine and fat roasted chicken.

"Rong Jiu, look what good things I brought you." Fu Xuan walked around the big banyan tree three or five times in a daze. Seeing that there was no response, he put the things in his hands aside, unbuttoned his obscene pants, and wanted to pee .

The towering tree that was still lush and lush just now turned into a handsome seven-foot man in an instant, and he used a little magic to put Fu Xuan's pants back intact.

Fu Xuan couldn't bear it, he pulled the tight waist of his trousers and was extremely aggrieved, "Uh Rongjiu, I want to pee."

Rong Jiu scolded with a red face, "Fu Xuan, you are such a ghost that you don't need to take off your pants and pee!"

After Rong Jiu mentioned it, Fu Xuanshi realized that he was already a wandering ghost.He smiled peacefully, and then responded infatuatedly: "Oh, I just forgot."

The cool wind at night quietly poured into Fu Xuan's sleeves and trousers, his rosy face became a little brighter, and the smell of alcohol gradually subsided.

Rongjiu's original body was a century-old banyan tree, rooted on the mountainside of Qianlong Mountain, absorbing the essence of the sun and moon to create a human form.However, the mountain ghosts are different from the idle wandering souls like Fu Xuan, who cannot get out of this mountain depression for life and life.

When Fu Xuan's body was exposed in the wilderness, fortunately the fallen leaves of the big banyan tree were used as a blanket, so he was not eaten by wolves, tigers and leopards in the mountains.

Therefore, after he became a ghost, he has been helping Rongjiu to search for delicious wines nearby, expressing his gratitude.

"Fu Xuan, didn't the banished immortal cheat you, why did the Lord of the Underworld not come to summon you for reincarnation after three days?" Rong Jiu gnawed on the roasted chicken leg, his mouth full of greasy roe.

This matter is indeed strange.

Fu Xuanxiang has been floating in Jinlingtai for [-] years without incident, looking at Ah Ruo, Zhang Sheng, Jiang Ning, these old friends who were reincarnated with a bull's head and a horse face, even Rhubarb, who was poisoned to death by a dog bone at the head of the village, was reincarnated in the animal world .

He probably was born without the love of the underworld, and could only wander in this world like a lonely soul without a master.

Fortunately, he passed by the foot of the mountain a few days ago and ran into a white-haired immortal.

The immortal said that as long as No. 1 enters the gate of Jinlingtai City on the eighth day of the seventh month, he will be his scapegoat.At that time, all you need to do is to have a fight with that person, and he will be able to reincarnate as a human being.

Upside down Luan upside down Phoenix?

Isn't this his strong point, but why does this man's words sound like a joke?

The immortal knocked on his elm head, and said in a persuasive manner: "You, you, you are still not enlightened. The water ghost needs to find the person who fell into the water to possess him, and the hanged ghost needs to find the next hanged person. You can be reincarnated as a human only if you have sex with other people."

At first, Fu Xuan had the same reaction as Rong Jiu, he couldn't believe that such a good thing still exists in the world?

Normal people think it is not credible if they just think about it with their toes. How can a fairy coax a ghost to murder people? I think there must be fraud in it!

But the immortal persuaded him earnestly, saying that this is God's will, so his move will not only help him reincarnate, but also benefit immeasurably!

Fu Xuan saw that this person was haunted by immortality, and he was still holding the unique jade tablet of Jiuchongtian in his hand. His credibility increased several times after a while, so he decided to take the risk and give it a try.

Now that person was also slept by him, just to be on the safe side, he watched that person die afterwards with his own eyes.

Fu Xuan thought that such a big fairy would not come to fool such a little devil for fun.

"It's probably because Hades is busy marrying Hades these days, so they forgot about me. Don't worry, I can bring you a few more pots of wine if I stay a few more days, right?"

In Fu Xuan's heart, he was very anxious, but he couldn't talk too much about sleeping with others, so he had to knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach, and pretended to be calm and upright, who would like to be reincarnated? Whoever goes to the high profile.

Rong Jiu loves appetite, so he was deeply moved when he heard what Fu Xuan said. He broke off the essence of the roast chicken and handed it to Fu Xuan reluctantly.

Fu Xuan glanced at it, then rejected it with disgust on his face, "Keep the chicken butt for yourself and eat it slowly."

Rong Jiu hid the chicken butt in a kraft paper bag and said contemptuously, "I don't know good stuff!"

Seven days have passed since the eighth day of July.

July [-] is the Hungry Ghost Festival in the world, commonly known as Ghost Festival.

The street vendors in Jinling Terrace closed their stalls early this day, and the once bustling avenue has lost all its popularity. The gates of every house are closed, and even the loudest children crying on weekdays can't be heard.

Fu Xuan has been looking for that exile immortal every day, but the exile immortal haunts and haunts him every time.Seeing that the hope of reincarnation was getting slimmer, he had no choice but to sit on the side of the road and get drunk.

Today, the gate of ghosts is wide open, and there are more ghosts in the world.

An impatient ghost with sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks and disheveled hair saw the pretty and charming Fu Xuan, and floated over with a haha.

"The moon is shining, and the beautiful shadow is enchanting. Why don't you let my brother have a few drinks with the little beauty?"

In the old days, Fu Xuan was very happy to deal with these ghosts. Don't forget that before his death, he was a young man who grew up in the Nanfeng Pavilion, with a romantic nature, and he couldn't resist men at all.

But these days he was so bored because of reincarnation, how could he have the time to flirt with these brothers.

"No need, the slave family is inconvenient today."

Even though Fu Xuan has been dead for 30 years, his speech and demeanor in his bones still inherits the appearance of the young man in the Nanfeng Pavilion. He can't hide his frivolity and frivolity.

"Little Lang Hoof, have you started to pick up Joe for your face?" The pervert saw that the soft one would not work, so he wanted something harder, showing two fangs and wanting to attack.

Fu Xuan is a weak ghost with almost no fighting power. Seeing this, he raised his water sleeves to protect his head in fear.

"presumptuous!"

I saw a thunderbolt in the air directly split the ferocious pervert into burnt ashes, and was blown away by a gust of wind.

Compared with the pervert just now, it was obvious that the thunder from the sky made Fu Xuan even more frightened, and he was the one who was only an inch away.

His eyes were weeping, and his jade legs were trembling.

Black and white Wuchang in front of him was holding the portrait, looked left and right, and nodded in mutual understanding, "It's the right one, congratulations, empress."

Congratulations?Where does joy come from?

Empress?Are you calling yourself a sissy?

It must be a special name for Yin Division!

Fu Xuan's legs were too weak to float.

But after thinking about it quietly, I felt that Black and White Impermanence must have come to pick me up for reincarnation.

He was overjoyed and wiped away his tears, and he was not as scared as before. He was afraid of the impermanence of black and white, and he would go to the underworld without taking him with him.

Black and white impermanence looked at each other with a smile, and put away the portrait.

Then, Bai Wuchang casually raised his wide long sleeves, and a big red sedan chair appeared in front of his eyes.

Black and White Wuchang said in unison: "Please follow us to the sedan chair."

In the blink of an eye, a strip of red silk a few feet wide was spread on the uneven ground, spreading endlessly to the distance, and colorful flower petals kept falling in midair, with rich fragrance and colorful colors.

Fu Xuan had never seen such a magnificent scene, and thought that other ghosts would also be treated like this when they went to the underworld. After bowing down and saluting, he said "Congratulations" in a soft voice, and happily got on the sedan chair.