On the Compatibility Between Conjurers and Writers

"Hey—is this Sato Sakura Middle School?"

Sakura Chiyo, female, 17 years old, studying at a private romance academy, today participated in the Sato Sakura Festival with Nozaki Umetaro and others.

He said he was waiting for someone because Mikoshiba, Hori Masahyuki and others wanted to go together.

Hori explained: "Sato Sakura's drama club is doing very well. They had a joint performance with us. A few days ago, Yamaguchi came to borrow costumes and gave me a lot of tickets."

The Yamaguchi here refers to Yamaguchi Nana, who wears maid and deacon clothes. She puts a lot of thought into it, and even borrowed it to a brother school.

Sakura looked up and said, "Then Nozaki-kun is..."

Nozaki Umetaro held a camera and said with a pocket sketchbook in his school uniform pocket, "Collect materials."

Umetaro Nozaki is the author of the popular shoujo manga "Let's Fall in Love". For him, life can be used as a source of material, and occasions like the school festival that can make the heart beat faster must not be missed.

During the Sakura Festival, the campus evolved into a huge amusement park. The multi-functional exhibition hall has drama, drama and drama performances. The classes with food stalls are concentrated near the playground. In addition, some classes in the teaching building are arranged as immersive haunted houses, etc. Everything from the garden party is here.

Hori was still saying, "It's so strange that Yamaguchi didn't participate in the drama club's performance this time."

Unlike him who turned from an actor to a behind-the-scenes staff because of his lack of height, Nana Yamaguchi is beautiful and has excellent acting skills. During the performance, she was asked to play with Kashima, but this time Nana Yamaguchi also retreated behind the scenes, dedicated to the shop of their class, and specifically told him, "You must come, the shop in our class will never disappoint others."

At the door, Nozaki took the cover of the cherry blossom festival guidebook, he said: "First year (two) class, reversal master-servant cafe."

"Ah!" The expressions of everyone present became very strange, and their eyes all turned into inverted triangles.

Sounds horny!

Nozaki seemed to be inspired: "Go and have a look."

On the way, Sakura Chiyo asked: "Will a plot like reversal appear in a girl's manga?"

Hori fell into deep thought: "Probably not."

The image of the heroine Mamiko wearing men's clothes and reaching out to the heroine in the princess dress appeared in his mind, and he immediately drew a big cross on this picture.

That's too weird, absolutely not!

Besides, if ordinary male high school students wear skirts... wait, what if there is someone like Kashima!

Kashima is the pillar of the Romance Academy, the prince of the academy, a female, more delicate and handsome than a male, a strong man who can easily call a girl a princess.

The result is to wait for the land.

"Uh..." There are so many people.

It's packed to the brim!

……

Soft and fluffy short black hair, fair face, rosy lips after lipstick, and a bright red apple that appeared as a prop.

"Ala--"

Yui Mochizuki, who was in charge of makeup, Anna, who was in charge of character design, and Nana Yamaguchi, the instigator of everything, surrounded each other and sighed loudly.

"It's really too Snow White, Dazai-kun." Muttering such words.

But the one who was still in high spirits a few days ago didn't feel anything. He became much quieter, and even his frivolous smile no longer appeared.

After working with Dazai for this period of time, one has already understood his temper, just like a cat with uncertain weather, there is no logic at all, maybe one second he was happy because of something, and the next second he sees everything And lack of interest.

Yiyi spent a few days of desertion, but gained nothing except getting a better understanding of the affairs of the port mafia. If there is any small gain for him, it is to find out the name of Inuzuno Naka, Nakahara Chuya.

Even so, he never met Ogai Mori or Chuya Nakahara, saying both were in Yokohama, the stronghold of the port mafia.

Dazai's character is not suitable for wasting time on campus, and the mafia's machinations can still ignite his enthusiasm. Campus life really makes people lack interest. Last week, I was still thinking about women's clothing. It's so interesting. I really put it on today. That's all.

His heart was agitated, thinking that this was not what he expected.

[I really want to see the mouth wearing a maid skirt. 】

Koukou is the coded name.

It's not that Nana Yamaguchi didn't see the lack of interest in Yiyi. She was thinking about it, and she deliberately said: "Yes, that's right, keep this state, Dazai-kun, after the end, I will treat you to canned crab meat to eat until you are full!"

The girls who poked and watched him in class knew that Mr. Dazai was a fan of crab meat products.

Anna chimed in: "That's right, since you are a high-ranking princess, you should have this attitude towards barking dogs."

Mochizuki Yui: "Whip, do you need a whip?"

Anna: "It's too much to use the whip now, the poisonous apple and the maid army should be enough."

The three of them were having a heated discussion, when Yoshino Junpei said awkwardly: "It's almost time, deputy squad leader."

"It's time to open the stall."

·

Yoshino Junpei tugged at the corner of his skirt anxiously.

Compared with Shota Ito and others, he doesn't look ugly in maid skirts, but as long as he is a normal male high school student, it is hard to be shameless even if he wears a knee-length skirt.

That's how he is, a small piece of the white apron fabric leaked from his fingers, if it wasn't for the muscular man who was even more grotesque to accompany him, he wouldn't have the courage to wear it at all.

Ito and other victims gathered together. In just a few days, everyone dared to know Ito's fear, or fear, of Dazai?

Even Junpei, who has a good relationship with him, has become a target not to be provoked, and the latter has gained a rare peace since entering high school.

Tokuko Yagami was the microphone for the logistics team, and Junpei Yoshino said, "Could you please call Dazai-san, Yoshino-san?" She wondered, "It's almost time."

Junpei really didn't want to stay where he was and abuse his eyes, so he agreed and moved like the classroom next door, but when he really saw Snow White Zai——

"Oh, oh hoo."

One:?

……

"click, click, click"

Sakura Chiyo looked up: Nozaki-kun has been taking pictures non-stop.

Her height is too low, and there are too many people around the second class of the first year. Sakura has long been buried in the crowd, and she can't see anything. From what she can see, it seems to be a sports department wearing a maid hat. The man, because the other person's face looks too masculine, to be honest, it's a bit strange.

As for Hori and Mikoshiba, their expressions were a little strange from just now.

"Hey, is that a man?"

"If so, she looks too girlish."

A question mark appeared on Sakura's head: "That—"

Nozaki lowered his head and said, "Can't you see, Sakura?"

The latter just nodded and felt bad for a while, and the next second Nozaki directly pushed her up.

Sakura:! !

Snow White, who was surrounded by people, caught my eye. In fact, all the people in the scene were not very good, let alone girls, who doesn’t like delicate and decent deacons, let alone their makeup is learned from Takarazuka people, maids Most of them won't work. Apart from serving as waiters and shuttling between simple tables and chairs, they are being molested by students from the same school.

"Hey, isn't this Ito-kun? You still have this day."

Yoshino, you are well dressed.some type of.

And one, he was sitting on a high-backed chair specially brought from the classroom. The plain high-backed chair was set off by him like a throne. On the left was a round table borrowed from the drama club, and the fruit plate was full of red apples. , he seemed to be lacking in interest, whether he looked at the audience lingeringly, and occasionally took a few bites of apples.

Even delicious fruit can't arouse his interest.

Sakura was hit immediately: "Princess, no, it's Her Lady Queen!"

And she is a super domineering queen!

There are quite a lot of people attracted by him. First of all, the deaconesses in the class are self-contained. They do not forget to serve the guests while serving the guests. The love in their eyes is too obvious, and they chatter endlessly about Mrs. Dazai, the Queen and Princess .

The male servants dressed as women in the class seemed to be oppressed. When they passed by, they were all short and wished to disappear immediately.

As for the customers who came to line up, there are all kinds of customers. For example, the group who are ordering now, they all look like unsociable otaku, wearing glasses, fat and fat, and they are all nailed to one body. The kind that twists its body at a glance and says please whip me.

This wave is a big victory for the second class of the first year.

Nozaki murmured at high speed: "So that's how it is, should this kind of lady be the eldest lady? No, the eldest lady should be more arrogant in the traditional girl manga. Her cuteness should be elegant and cold, and it should be placed simply in girl manga... Is it set to be the sought-after eldest lady, the ice queen? The level is one level higher than Suzuki."

Hori, who is also familiar with girl manga, said back: "Her kind of short story is suitable for a separate story, or a new story."

Miko Chai also turned around: "Compared to the traditional Miss, isn't she too powerful?"

"I always feel a little inconsistent..."

"There is also a problem with the setting of the opponent game."

Nozaki: "As for the rivalry..."

He didn't know what he saw, and suddenly sparks of inspiration burst out in his eyes, and he couldn't help but took out the plain noodle book, and began to write quickly: "Yes!"

……

boring.I am bored.super boring.

Every cell in Dazai's body is protesting against one, but at this moment, he has nothing else to do except being bored. To put it bluntly, Dazai's character is incompatible with ordinary campus life, and he is only here to change the past.

Surrounded by pure, manipulative high school students, even cynicism can be spared.

After all, women's clothing is for fun, but where is the fun now?

Just when he was extremely bored, a wild laughter suddenly sounded in his ears: "It's really worthwhile for me to come to Tokyo all the way, just seeing your appearance is worth the return ticket!"

"Is it fun to wear a dress, mackerel?"

One turned his head like a zombie and said, "Of course it's interesting, Zhong Ye."

"I have been, have been waiting for you to wear it together."

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【Black box】

my dog.