On the Compatibility Between Conjurers and Writers

"programme?"

Mimi Izumi asked with question marks all over her head: "What program?"

"A backstreet girl is invited to host the special program "lovelove-Pan Xing teaches divination for a day"." After finishing speaking, she gave a cute wink.

"Huh?" Izumi's puzzled voice almost knocked the roof off, "What is that?"

Yiyi sighed and said, "I told Izumi-san earlier, right, I use the Internet to expand the followers of Panxing Sect."

Izumi nodded subconsciously: "Hey, the results are gratifying. It has only been less than a month, and the number of believers has increased by nearly [-]%, and most of them are young men and women. They are very enthusiastic about buying omamori to participate in activities within the church."

Since they are not a complete monk sect, they simply integrated the tradition of Shintoism. Not only did they sell talismans but also royal guards. I was skeptical, but they were all sold out!

Yiyi sighed and said, "Sure enough, Izumi-san didn't pay attention at all."

Izumi heard his grievances and apologized, and finally knelt down on the opposite side and said: "I'm really sorry, there are too many various payments recently, I'm really too busy, and I completely ignored the business here of Ito-san."

She whispered, "And... I believe Ito-san can do it well by himself." She thinks that Yi Yi's ability is much stronger than hers, okay?

One said with a smile: "Well, let's count it as trust."

He waved to Izumi and said, "Then, let's take a look at the business that can attract young people."

Izumi leaned over and was shocked by the colorful webpage.

"Divination, divination!"

One thoughtful explanation: "There are many kinds, such as emotional divination, fortune divination, etc."

Izumi: "But what about divination, isn't it a lie?"

Unexpectedly, one looked at her with condemning eyes and said sternly: "What are you talking about, Izumi-san! Even if you want to make a fortune, you must have a basis."

He began to explain it scientifically, "Although we can't explain Mercury retrograde, we can still understand the hearts of potential believers through big data, such as comments on Twitter, pictures posted on ins, and complaints about bosses in secret forums , with a little analysis, you can know what the other party's latest troubles are, and you can judge the other party's character from everything in the past, so you can also guess what they will do in the future. If you put them together, you can infer His fate?"

"It's also emotional. After knowing the specific personality, you can recommend a suitable partner. In this way, the red line of knowing the bottom line is difficult to cut off—"

"Of course, the ones we are looking for must be those who have a lot of Twitter fans and are relatively well-known. If they can help them solve their confusion, they will definitely use the power of the Internet to help us promote it. After operating in this way for a period of time, we have accumulated quite a lot. Popularity, even though it is a small amount of money to sell a shou, it can add up to a lot." He said a long series of words in one breath, "That's it."

How did she know that Izumi on the opposite side had become a mosquito-repellent eye? She was dazed for a while, and finally recovered and said to Yi Yi: "Let's not talk about reading people's hearts and inferring behavior patterns, how did their information be exposed?"

Yiyi blinked innocently: "Sky Eye System."

Izumi: "What?"

One said: "Investigate people's systems."

Izumi was really about to faint, she understood the meaning of one article: "In short, it violated their personal privacy, right?"

"No, I'm just calculating based on big data. Who told them to use Haitao and other social software all the time."

Izumi said in a shocked voice: "This is against the law, Ito-san!"

One eye was also wide open, and he said in a startled tone: "I thought Izumi-san wouldn't care about this kind of thing. After all, we are magicians, and we need to use the methods of magicians to solve the problem, and Judging from Mr. Xia You's purpose, it is nothing more than anti-human rights, and it also engages in personal superstition."

Izumi puts on the mask of pain: That’s right, but what kind of eye system is used is not a magician at all, on the contrary it is too modern, it is difficult to understand, and now the magician is like this, ah, listen Master Xia You said that his close friend Wu Jun had finished studying physics in college a long time ago, and he himself had good grades in his studies, and he was planning to go to the Department of Religion of Dongdae University to attend or something. Do you want to improve your education?

Damn it, doesn't she have no advantage at all? !

In the end, Izumi decided to let go of the topic, and she said, "So, what's going on with the show?"

One said: "It's like this. I opened a channel on YouTube before and broadcast a random divination live, and the effect was very good." He added, "Of course, I only have my voice on camera, and no people."

"So I was thinking that live broadcasting and doing shows seemed to be a better way to promote it, so I simply asked the crew of the variety show channel if they would like to make a special episode."

One: "Because the funds were given enough, the other party agreed immediately!"

Izumi's continuous pain mask: Ah, I can't answer what to do!

But one of them said in the Q version of Dazai's attitude: "I also invited the recent popular group Backstreet Girls. They are obviously born in Ikebukuro's underground idols but all the way to the Budokan. It's really amazing. With their popularity flow, they will definitely be able to bring Come on a great number of new believers."

them?It is a grammatical error.

Although Izumi discovered the problem, she missed it completely because she was too concerned about the content of a sentence. She defended: "Even if there are new believers, they are not the pure believers that Lord Xia You hoped for, right?"

Yi Yi tilted his head: "Pure believers? Is there such a thing? Even high-level believers only provide money."

He said briskly, "Ah, let Airi-chan and the others make a placement advertisement, and put on our guard and talisman, ah, and the new mascot Soba-chan."

"Soba sauce?" Izumi didn't understand.

One: "Hey, it has already been put on the official website. It is similar to the Olympic mascot. After all, it is going to be sold in the later stage, and there must be something special."

He said, "I heard that the Pope likes to eat cold noodles, and buckwheat noodles are called soba, so it is called soba sauce."

Izumi: "..."

All right, as long as you can make money.

One said: "Also, fanatical and pure believers, maybe there will be in the future."

Speaking of looking at Izumi with shining pure eyes, I have to say that Dazai's Q-shaped face made this expression, which is really irresistible.

Izumi: "..."

"How to do?"

"First of all." One raised his right index finger, "You have to meet the Pope."

……

"programme?!"

"Hey--"

Xia Youjie's reaction was the same as Izumi's, repeating the word "program", while Nanako and Mimiko who were in his room shouted loudly.

The focus is also completely different. Xia Youjie knows nothing about the divination taught by Pan Xing, while the latter two turn on their phones directly. The extroverted Nanako almost raises the phone in front of one and says, "Is this it?"

One nodded and said: "That's right." He said meaningfully, "It seems that it did a good job." It went deep into the group of female high school students.

Seen by him like this, Nanako became annoyed, as if she was saying that she was hanging out with monkeys.

She and Mimiko don't have any good friends at school. They look at monkeys differently. Sensitive female high school students shy away from them. However, Nanako and Mimiko are very good-looking, prettier than models, and they are very popular in the school. In addition, their online sharing is quite frequent, and the fans of their ins accounts have exceeded 20, which is more than the number of fans of "vivi" models.

"I didn't watch it!" Nanako said, "I just heard my classmates talking about it." Mimiko nodded desperately behind her.

Seeing his adoptive daughter like this, Xia Youjie smiled helplessly, waved his hands to calm them down, and said to Yi Yi, "I already know about Ito-kun's contribution."

He said, "It is true that the number of believers has expanded recently, and the economic situation is also running well, thanks to Mr. Ito."

His attitude towards Yiyi is the same as towards Nanako Mimiko, if you really want to say it, be a loving father.

One said: "First of all, Xia Yousang doesn't care about exposure, does he?"

Xia Youjie nodded belatedly: "Hey, there are many photos of me on the portal website, and Nanako and the others run Twitter."

At the end of the Heisei period, even solemn and solemn monasteries would apply for collective Twitter accounts and post plausible pictures of the four seasons and haiku, especially for an informal sect like his.

One: "Then, I need to trouble Xia Yousang." He said, ""Lovelove Panxingjiao Divination" needs a Kanban man."

Xia Youjie:?

? ?

Are you serious?

……

In the end, he agreed. Xia Youjie, who was dragged to the scene, sighed. After all, he didn't want to hurt the hearts of young people who are motivated. bondage.

Moreover, the attitude of Nanako Mimiko and the two children is also very subtle.

On the one hand, he was talking about who do you think you are, and you want Master Xia You to appear on TV, and on the other hand, he said, "If it is Master Xia You, how can you lose to the popular greasy man! You have to call Master Xia You".

He almost wanted to refute: he did not debut.

The director of the show was also shocked when he saw Xia Youjie, and said bluntly: "I have never seen such a handsome and Buddha-like abbot!"

Xia Youjie's appearance is classic and handsome, which is different from the handsome guy with thick eyebrows, big eyes, and high nose bridge. How can I put it, when I saw him, I felt that he was very Zen-like, but he was also very handsome, completely beyond the handsome guy of the salt type. the point.

If I really want to say it, I might be the type who would be pulled to play Abe Seimei.

Xia Youjie is very good at dealing with ordinary people. When the other party praised him, he smiled humbly and didn't say much. At first, director Xin Tian thought he was a half-way monk who lived by divination, but after contacting him, he respected him and thought he was a monk. Serious monk.

He even wants to know about the business of Panxingjiao, so he should be in charge of the blessing ceremony before starting the machine.

Xia Youjie: .

Can't.

When the filming started, Yi Yi had already heard about director Xin Tian from the crew. He came from an acting family, his father was an internationally renowned director, and his mother was a retired singer. Flying Huang Tengda said that he himself is very talented and may be transferred to other crews.

One: "Hey, is that so?"

As for the trio of backstreet girls, they don't have the airs of being a popular idol. They stand aside and recite their lines hard, and are reprimanded by the producer from time to time.

Yiyi’s expression is very subtle: Ah, is this the perfect beater praised by Mr. Mori? The boss of the Inugane Group is really a devil. Even I can’t think of such a genius torture trick.

No, in a sense, they are also very suitable to be idols...

·

Yes, that’s right, the boss of the Inujin Group, who knew the backstreet girl’s origin, vigorously promoted it. However, after the backstreet girl became popular, the capital flow behind them was enough to pile up several small organizations, which made Mr. Mori abnormal salivate.

But it's not that there are idols in the port mafia, there are still expensive idols hidden in the public relations department, and everyone calls him a public relations officer.

However, after investigating the background of the Backstreet Girls members, even Mori Ogai clasped his hands together, supported his chin, and sighed deeply: "What a devil..."

Yi Yi couldn’t believe it when he saw the report, and then burst out laughing: “What, it’s so creative to cut off oo and send it to Thailand to become an idol!”

"You can still make money like this. Is the Inujin Group a genius? Next time the public relations officer releases a new album, let's hire the boss of the Inujin Group to write the lyrics."

Mori Ogai said hypocritically: "Don't do this, Dazai-kun, this is to provoke disputes."

One enthusiastically suggested: "In the future, when encountering subordinates who betray you, let's do the same, it can also generate income—"

Mori Ogai said, "That's really a devil."

The next sentence revealed his capitalist nature, "And it's not worth it at all. The cost of transformation is too high, and it's unknown whether he can become an idol. He didn't even think about it when he did it."

"Or did he realize a long time ago that his subordinates have the talent to be idols?"

Mori Ogai fell into a long silence.

In the end, he sighed: "I specially asked the subordinate who made mistakes to transform into a debut, and I haven't let Dazai-kun, you and Chuya-kun make a joint debut."

It's just that the money they earn as idols should not be as much as that of violent actions, and Dazai is not a person who will cooperate, so it can only be forgotten.

So he missed a sinister smile.

·

"Please give me more advice, Xia Yousang." Airi, Zhenzhen, and Qianjia bowed to Xia Youjie together, and the latter also nodded decently, "I'm sorry to bother you."

Airi & Truth & Chika: Such an arrogant attitude!

Damn it, doesn't this monk look down on people? He is obviously a little white-faced monk who relies on his face to make money!

No matter what they think in their hearts, the quality of idols prevents them from uttering bad words. Airi thought that there was a script for today's interview with passers-by, but Xia Youjie told the tall and handsome guy next to him that it would be fine to just let the Pope choose someone. They act by wink.

Airi snorted and thought: Sure enough, is she looking for a trustee?

He glanced at one out of the corner of his eye, and said viciously in his heart: Damn, I was so handsome when I had a penis!

Who knows that she is now a beautiful girl.

"Then, "lovelove-Pan Xingjiao Divination for a Day" officially begins meow——" In order to match the producer's hobby, the ending sound of meow, yue, was specially added.

Nanako, Mimiko and the field manager stood together, holding their mobile phones and kept tapping, excitedly saying: "It's started!"

First, Airi, Truth, and Qianjia introduced themselves, and then the scene manager turned the camera to Xia Youjie.

"This is our special guest today, Pope Xia You of the Panxing Sect—"

Xia Youjie was not afraid of the camera at all, and he was born with a sense of camera, so he greeted kindly and said: "Hello, everyone."

"Today, let's do a random divination with Mrs. Xia You." Qian Jia just finished speaking, and saw Xia Youjie's hint, "The first special audience, ah, if there is, choose the leader Fat sister."

As she spoke, she ran over, Qianjia looked like a teenage girl after her transformation, she ran lightly and cutely.

One: "It's really amazing."

Field manager: "What is it specifically, Ito-san."

Mimi smiled and said, "Thai technology."

Field Service:"??"

The camera was pulled from far to near, and later added "In the distance, the woman in the khaki scarf is tired. What happened to her?"

"Hello, we are the crew of "Lovelove Pan Xing teaches Divination for a Day"."

"Hey?"

"Ah, Pan Xing Sect, that very popular divination?"

Xia Youjie: Ah, this is not how I want to be famous.

"Let's say it."

"Are passers-by doing random interviews?"

"Been so emotionally stressed lately that I can't sleep well at night, my shoulders are hurting, and there's always someone whispering, right?"

"Hey! Hey!"

Xia Youjie has a wealth of experience in magic sticks, and he can deduce what happened to the other party when he sees a curse spirit. He said so gaudyly, the office worker women interviewed couldn't help showing such amazing expressions that everything was right, so that Airi and others murmured , Could it be that it's not Tuo, this little boy really has two brushes? !

But at the end, he put on the special expression of the magic stick, tapped the interviewee's shoulder and said: "May you be safe and happy." Then he stroked his shoulder, and the magic stick index was full!

One wowed and said: Xia Yousang is unexpectedly suitable for this job!

After that, I met a few more people, both male and female, each of them showed the expression of how do you know everything is right.

Later in the program, there will be a follow-up interview to see if their problems have really been solved. "lovelove-Pan Xingjiao Divination for a Day" is a variety show divided into two parts.

Xintian made a gesture with Xia Youjie, meaning to find another one and call it a day, Xia Youjie nodded back.

Unexpectedly, a sudden change occurred at this time.

I saw a handsome Harley running fast, and the continuous buzzing sound could be heard from a distance. Zhongye Zhongye's petite body was wrapped by a Harley, and he also wore a handsome helmet of the same color on his head.

The Harley under his seat is priceless, it is worth a luxury car, and it is a famous ride that makes people drool.

Along the way, many young people whistled at his Harley.

Xia Youjieben didn't pay much attention, but the cool Harley stopped on the sidewalk near them.

Wait, this is against traffic laws, right?

At this time, director Nitta has already smelled the coming wind and rain, and quietly pointed the camera at Chuya Zhongyuan.

·

Nakaya took off his helmet and threw his hair. When Director Nitta saw his face clearly, he was overjoyed, thinking that he could catch such a handsome boy!

He was ready to post the words, "Shocked! A mysterious beautiful boy riding a Harley!"

Definitely an easter egg!

Zhong Yuanzhong hadn't figured out the situation yet, so he said to Yi Yuan: "Hey, you're here again..." Before he finished speaking, his expression changed to =口=.

This, what's going on!

One raised the teleprompter that had been prepared long ago.

"Shooting now, little man."

Chuya: Yes, really!

Damn it, it's too late to escape now.

Unexpectedly, the demon guessed his thoughts, and raised another teleprompter: "It's too late, the dwarf who interrupted the filming will cooperate with us in the interview!"

Even though Chuya is racing, drinking, and beating people, he is still a good boy who helps his grandmother cross the road. After being coerced by a car, his guilt rises sharply. If he interviews him, he can do it once.

Just be a passerby, right?

·

"Who is this handsome interviewee?"

"First, first time meeting, my name is Nakahara Chuya."

"Hey, Mr. Zhongyuan's Harley is very handsome." Qianjia said so, the soul of the uncle in her heart was about to drool, hehehe, look at the luster and smooth lines, it's so handsome!Can I touch it?

The truth is: Ah, what a pity, are brats so rich now?

Truth: "Then, today's last interviewer, Dangdangdang, is Mr. Zhongyuan." He turned to Xia Youjie and said, "Let's see what Xia Yousang will say."

Xia Youjie: "..."

How do I know!

……

parallel world.

Odasaku looked at Dazai with the sharp eyes that see through everything Usagi.

"What is that, Dazai." He repeated.

Dazai's face was covered with beads of sweat, and he stammered: "It's just a piece of paper."

Odasaku's eyes were still sharp: "I saw many pictures."

Dazai was speechless: What's going on, is Odasaku also endowed with the ability to see through parallel dimensions? No way, no way. Isn't this a singularity formed by colliding with his supernatural ability?

Fortunately, what Oda Tsukuru saw was not countless parallel worlds, but the life of the one he was watching.

Dazai: Although I don’t know what happened, Tonosuke appeared in Ichijo, and the characters were exactly the same as Odasaku, so Odasaku also borrowed his own character design to help Ichijo?

After he stammered the question, he heard Oda's response: "Ah, there is such a thing." He also said, "I thought it was a dream."

"So, there really is a parallel world, and Jun Yi is saving the world?"

"Almost." Dazai replied reluctantly.

Odasaku: "You're looking at Ichijo-kun's life."

"Um……"

Odasaku asked again: "Does Yiyi know?"

Dazai curled his lips: "Not only know, but also very happy."

He turned his head, and his pupils lost their light: "Ah, that guy is like Akutagawa, desperate for my evaluation, it's scary."

Oda Sakuko said: So you spy on the other person's life every day?It's really like Stoka, Dazai.

He couldn't say those words.

and.

"Our company's Akutagawa has a prejudice against Dazai-kun." Oda Saku said, "Atsukun-kun is more sticky to you."

Dazai muttered to himself, "Ah, yes, that's right."

"Great, the Akutagawa here is not a mad dog. This is really the best choice I made."

Oda:?

Dazai invited again: "Would you like to watch it together, Odasaku?"

Odasaku declined: "It's really bad that I didn't get my consent."

Dazai: "Hey, it's super interesting."

He hesitated for a long time, "If you really mind, I'll ask him."

He emphasized again, "That guy must be very, very happy."

Odasaku: "Really?"

Dazai was reluctant: "He is eager for advice from others."

Thinking of this, he left a line of words on the page.

/Odasaku, can I watch it? /

……

/Odasaku, can I watch it? /

The filming of "lovelove-Panxingjiao Divination" ended in the early morning, and then the hour hand pointed to 12, and the one on the nanny's car received a long-lost message from Dazai.

He was so excited that his face lit up instantly.

Xia Youjie said, "Did you see something good?" One was swiping his phone.

"Hey, it's a good thing."

In just one line, there is a lot of information.

1. Mr. Dazai continues to pay attention to my life, and I am not hated.

One: So, Mr. Dazai is a voyeur, kinda cute.

2. "Oda Saku, can you watch it?" is a pun. I guess he asked Oda Saku if he could watch my life, or it may be Mr. Oda Sakunosuke who went to visit this world.

No matter which one agrees, one, how should I put it, lacks a sense of privacy and shame. More precisely, his own emotions are extremely thin, and it is difficult for people or things to leave traces in his heart. will turn into obsession.

He has no concept of the shame of being watched. Rather, if being watched is too light a weight on the balance in exchange, he will doubt, "Am I really worthy of Mr. Dazai's help?"

He replied briskly: "Of course." Then he will go to Yokohama to visit Tonosuke on the list.

……

Dazai: "Look, Odasaku, he agreed."

Oda made a sound.

Once the movie-watching body is exposed, watching the embarrassing things in the different world with others will turn into fun. Dazai said in a persuasive way: "This is an exchange, Odasaku, we lent him supernatural powers, he acts in my name, and is accepted by the body. It's part of the exchange."

This is an exchange for a piece, acceptable or not for them.

Dazai tried his best, and finally sat down on the tatami with Oda Saku. The story on the page has been developed to a variety show a week later.

……

"lovelove-Pan Xingjiao Divination Special" is now on the air!

An ability to mobilize banknotes not only maintains a high popularity on Twitter, but also broadcasts under the banner of popular variety shows. This is a variety show similar to "Human Observation". Since it has only been online for less than a year, the popularity is high. The content of each episode There are all kinds of strange things, but they have not yet fallen into the predicament of homogenization.

The show is very popular among young people, and it's 9 o'clock in prime time.

This episode of the program has brought a wave of enthusiasm because of the super popular group Backstreet Girls joining. Of course, for fans of Backstreet Girls, Pan Xingjiao, what is it, can be used for divination, it is really super suitable The temperament of Airi, Truth and Qianjiajiang, it is rare to see their performances in prime time, we must support them!

The trio's ability to attract money is very strong, and the sales of their records and merchandise are quite good.

How to put it, it may be because the Inukane Group cares less about the human rights of artists than traditional idols...

On Saturday, at 21 o'clock, the Um diva who had worked hard for a week finally returned to her relaxing little home.

Although she is a quasi-first-class conjurer, Ange Ji did not move into a luxury house that fit her status, but only moved into a high-end apartment in Kyoto.

Housing prices in Kyoto are much lower than in Tokyo.

For An Ge Ji, the most relaxing moment of the week is now, drinking cold beer bought from a convenience store, with the steaming heat from the shower, eating wine and vegetables while watching variety shows.

Snacks are also bought from izakaya on the way home.

The variety shows she has followed in the past year include "Human Observer". Last week, it seemed that there was going to be a special episode. Tsk, is it to prepare for the debut of some groups?

Even though she thought so, she believed in Nitta's ability to direct and direct, and believed that it would not be too much.

After the familiar bgm was added to this week's special, An Geji chewed on the senbei and said inarticulately: "What, it turned out to be divination?"

She is past the age of believing in divination, let's say she is a blood type faction, and likes blood type divination.

"Pan Xing Sect? The name sounds familiar."

Under the passivation of alcohol, even thinking slowed down.

However, when Xia Youjie's handsome face appeared on the screen...

"puff--"

Still spit out a gulp of beer.

Um diva growled: "What is this guy doing!"

……

The small group in the world of conjuration is boiling, and the center is the Ange Ji, the hidden women's club.

Um Ge Ji: / Is this Xia Youjie? /

Um Diva: /picture.jpg/

Mingming: /? /

Zenyuan Zhenyi: /? /

Chanyuan Maki: /? /

Xigong Tao: /? /

Mingming: /Oh, what program? /

Um Ge Ji: / "Human Observer Special.lovelove-Panxingjiao Divination"/

Nishinomiya Momo: /Ah, I heard that, there is a popular divination among female high school students, and it says that there are offline physical stores, and the main body is actually the headquarters of the curse master? /

Nishinomiya Momo: /Twitter is also overwhelmingly buying announcements. /

The two from the Kyoto school were getting together. While Xigong Tao was typing, Zenyuan Zhenyi turned on the TV as quickly as possible, sitting on the futon with her knees hugged, and Xia Youjie's magnetic voice came from the TV.

"In your case..."

Xi Gongmo narrowed his eyes vigilantly: he looks a little handsome!

Zenyuan Zhenyi also came up and said: "Ah, the movement of brushing the shoulder must be exorcising the curse spirit, right?"

Xi Gongtao: "So, even if you are a magician, as long as a handsome man is good at deceiving."

……

Kyoto school.

Zenyuan Zhenyi was with the pandas all the time, and the moment he received the picture of Ange Ji, he shared it with the people around him, and he did not forget to forward it to Yigu Youtai who was far away in Africa.

Otoko Yuta: /Ma, Maki-san, this is.../

The reply message is also very fast.

As for the people around him, needless to say, Gou Juan muttered to himself about Mentaiko, and the people had turned gray, while the panda was like a speechless doll, unable to speak a word.

After a brief silence, the voice almost shook the sky: "What the hell is going on!"

……

The dynamics within the Port Mafia mirror those of the conjurer world.

The source is Mori Ogai. He is very concerned about Yiyi's every move. He also followed Yiyi's Panxingjiao account through his Twitter account. show.

That's the leader of the Panxing Cult, the only three super-level conjurer among the conjurers, who was forced to appear on TV by a king...

Thinking of this, Mori Ogai's expression became very subtle. How should I put it, I always feel like I have lost in a sense.

As the leader of a sect, you are too laissez-faire with Mr. Yiyi!

Waiting for the show on time with an inexplicable mentality, I didn't want to but saw an unexpected surprise.

"Chuya-kun?" Mori Ogai was shocked when he saw Chuya Nakahara appearing on the screen, did you actually go to find Dazai-kun that day!

Ah, I'm sorry, it's not Dazai-kun, it's Yiyi, hey, Yiyi-kun's performance is too successful, even he will confuse the two.

He looked at it silently and stammered in response.

He was different from the previous passers-by, with a stiff face of disobedience, but he refused to leave for unknown reasons. At this time, comments about Zhongye on Twitter were swiped, and hundreds of thousands of them were unknowingly accumulated.

/ You look impatient, Chuya-kun. /

/He should be looking for someone, right? The point of sight is behind the camera, is it the field staff? /

/ It's menacing, Mr. Zhongye. /

/ The appearance of being caught as a passerby is also super cute. /

/ The Pope is also a little at a loss. /

/ So it must be Nitta's forced arrangement! /

The dialogue also seemed awkward.

"Recently, work has been very hard."

"Hey, yes, there is an uneasy partner." Zhongya was led to chat for a while, maybe Dazai left him a lot of psychological shadows, and now he hid behind the camera and made faces at him, Zhongya There are more and more blue veins on the forehead.

"As soon as the work is over, no one is seen. The report is all thrown to others. He obviously flirted with a woman but left my phone number. He drank all the good wine I treasured. That guy..."

Summer oil: "."

Airi: "Hey, Mr. Nakahara has become a member of society, it's not obvious at all."

Chuya's expression froze. By the way, the legal drinking age in Japan is 20 years old.

The audience also caught his expression hhhhh and laughed non-stop.

/ is exposed. /

/It's completely exposed, Chuya-kun. /

/Hey, maybe it's just that you're an adult and you're smaller?If it is a motorcycle, it is not something that students can ride, right? /

/Maybe a college student? /

/It's possible, but that's too young, right? /

/Super cute. /

/ Doesn't anyone think his partner is really super bad?That's already bullying, right? /

/ But Nakaya-kun looks delicious, so it's normal to want to tease him, right? /

In the end, Mr. Nakaya, who was so stiff from the interview, could only stare at him fiercely, and then drove away in a deserted car, thinking only: You wait for me, Dazai!

absolute!Absolutely want revenge!

Mori Ogai finished reading: "."

It's really hard work, Chuya-kun.

As for how many subordinates in the Central Plains went home to accompany their wives and daughters through the difficult weekends, they saw their bosses' excellent performance on the divination show, so that they spouted beer, or were stunned and hugged Mr. Central Plains, no one knows. .

Divination returns to the first day, affecting fermentation.

……

Tokyo school.

Zenyuan Maki, Gou Juanji, and Panda watched the program silently.

Maki suggested: "Let's put it aside."

Panda: "Yes."

Dog Roll: "Salmon Roe."

11 o'clock.

Maki: "Do you want to watch it a third time?"

Panda: "ok."

The dog roll nodded: "Salmon roe."

The bgm was just over this time, and the unscrupulous bad teacher appeared on the stage. He pushed away the papers in the dormitory, with a cute blush on his face, and said: "Hey, are you waiting for me today, teacher, I am really super good!" I’m so happy! As a thank you gift, I brought you Nai Yahashi from Kyoto as a souvenir!”

Maki: "I'm tired of raw Yatsuhashi in Kyoto, and you only buy super sweet red bean paste, Mr. Gojo."

Panda: "It's more important to watch variety shows than to give birth to Yahashi. I've watched it for the third time, and I find something new every time. I didn't expect that guy to have such a side." He beat them to death in Hyakki Yahashi before. It's miserable.

Gou Juan nodded and said salmon roe, fully agreeing with Panda's proposition.

Gojo Satoru:? ?

"Well, what are you talking about, teacher, I don't know-"

Panda: "Mr. Wutiao doesn't know yet?"

Maki: "Of course, Diva-sensei and the others will definitely not deliberately tell him."

"Even if it's delayed, it's too late for them to watch the rebroadcast." The group chat of the girls' club has become 99, and she only read the new round of messages 3 minutes ago, how fast they reply to the message.

Gojo Satoru: "That, that!"

Fortunately, he suddenly saw the screen sharply. At this moment, the noisy Wutiao Wu fell silent. Not only was he silent, but he also pulled off the blindfold to let the pupil of the sky face the screen.

Gojo Satoru pupil earthquake: Jay!It's on TV!

No, no, he is not the interviewee at all, he is actually a guest!

Oh my god, he's about to debut!

At this moment, the youth he spent with Xia Youjie flashed through his mind.

In the end, thousands of words are combined into one sentence.

He muttered to himself: "We agreed to form a group debut together, why did Jie sneak away?"

Chanyuan Maki:?

panda:?

Dog curly thorn:?

"what??"

The dormitory of the Tokyo school was overturned.