On the Compatibility Between Conjurers and Writers

The weather in August is still hot, and the sea in Yokohama is covered with a layer of fog, and even the light on the sea level is distorted from a distance.

Odasaku and the others came from Shikoku, the mountains are cool, and even when they go down the mountain, they sweat even if they don’t do anything. Tsumiki and Kei carry small bags and wear sun hats, and they almost stick out their tongues like dogs. He also asked Odasaku from time to time: "I don't know what happened to Nanako and Mimiko."

Speaking of them, Hui's cat ears are almost curled up.

I returned to Yokohama two weeks later than the original travel plan because I was in Tokyo with Nanako and Mimiko. They are very attached to Odasaku, and they also have temporary playmates Fushiguro Megumi and Tsumiki.

By the time they returned to Yokohama, the adoption policy of the two had already been settled. Xia Youjie rejected the public opinion to adopt the two, and went through one procedure after another because of his lack of age. Right now, it should be regarded as entrusted supervision. For daily life, the household registration is under the name of Xia Youjie's parents.

Before he left, he used Oda to exchange his parenting experience, changed his email and phone accounts, took the two sisters to do some shopping, and rented a high-end building with the salary of a super-class magician. style.

He always asks Odasaku questions, like...

"Five or six-year-old children, what is more nutritious to eat?" Xia Youjie asked politely.

Odasaku himself is not good at cooking. He said that vegetables, meat and eggs should be balanced in nutrition. Xia Youjie didn't know where he got the inspiration. He tidied up the kitchen built by Xinyihu and invited Odasaku to go to the supermarket together.

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The house he rented can be moved in immediately, and Nanako and Mimiko's identity procedures are still going through, so of course they should take the opportunity to decorate their new home!

Xia Youjie is full of enthusiasm for being a daddy, buying furniture and bedding is short of buying dolls.

In addition, pots and pans are also bought and bought, and the super conjurer has a salary, so he is not afraid.

When the arrangement was almost done, he started to learn how to cook, but since Xia Youjie had never done it before—how could he expect DK to cook?So he turned to the only peer with parenting experience for help.

Odasaku: "Our family... eats curry and beef rice more."

Nutritious and delicious, easy to make is the top priority!

Xia Youjie breathed a sigh of relief: "Then please, Oda-san."

So, the day before Mimiko waited to move in, Odasaku was arrested to teach cooking skills. He first took Xia Youjie to the supermarket and explained the time period for beef discounts.

Xia Youjie: "..."

Super rich conjurers don't need to buy discounted meat!

Mirin, soy sauce, cooking wine...onions, sliced ​​beef, rice from Hokkaido.

Odasaku: "If you have a balanced nutrition, you also need vegetables. Generally, I make stir-fried vegetables or vegetable salads. For salad dressing, you can use finished products from the supermarket. Miso soup can be cooked by yourself. In our family, I prefer Marusan's ingredients."

Just brew it, very convenient.

Xia Youjie disagreed. He is of the original taste group, that is, it is best to make soup from kelp, and brewing is the evil way, but since he has no operating experience, he decided to wait and see.

After returning home, they mixed vegetables and salad to make hot spring eggs. The finished product was very beautiful. Xia Youjie saw that it looked like the standard beef rice produced by Matsuya, and his long and narrow eyes widened.

Is this something he can cook? !

·

Tsumiki looked at the old apartment at the end of the asphalt road, clutching her hat excitedly, and Fugurohui's eyes were also bright.

finally arrived at home!

Grandma Chun is busy in the courtyard all year round. At this time, she is holding a cattail fan and drying small dried fish. Seeing them come back, she directly pinches a few pinches of cooled dried fish to give to them.

Granny Tsubaki's cooking skills are excellent, and she also makes small snacks on weekdays. The snacks made with hazelnut chocolate wrapped on the toasted bread are extremely delicious.

Granny Chun first greeted them and asked them how their trip to the four countries was. I thought that Jin Meiji and the others would talk non-stop, but I didn't expect the children to remain silent. Granny Chun also smiled considerately when they saw how they were struggling: " Some time ago, Tsumiki's classmate came to play with you."

The dumb hair on Jin Meiji's head stood up: "Hey?" She wondered in confusion, did she share her address with her friends?

How should I put it, she has a good interpersonal relationship at school, but that is only compared with when she entered school, most girls still respect her at a distance, because she was entrusted not to play with children whose lunch boxes are not delicate, of course, there are also allowances. Miki's clothes are always very old, and she doesn't have any cute hairpins.

Recently, the situation has changed, and she has excellent grades, good manners, and her popularity has gradually improved.

But going to a classmate's house to play together is too intimate!

Granny Chun then said, "He's a very polite little handsome guy."

Little handsome guy?Tsumiki's stupid hair is about to blow up, male, male?

Then I can't guess who it is!

But it seems to be easy to understand from another angle. Tsumiki is cute and gentle. It is normal to be popular, and they are all pure children...

This matter seemed to be a thing of the past, until the end of the summer vacation, no one mentioned by Grandma Tsubaki came to Tsumiji.

At the end of the summer vacation, Tsumiki and Kei were busy preparing for the next year's homework, in addition to learning English and exercising with Oda Saku.

That's right, Odasaku is a well-known killer in Japan. Before retiring, he was often hired to perform missions abroad. He spoke very beautiful English, and there was no transition between American and British accents.

In addition, there are Spanish, French, etc., which are covered.

Oda Saku didn’t think there was anything wrong with it, but when he listened to Tsumi Memorial English, he always felt that the Japanese accent was weird. After giving them two lessons, Tsumiji was shocked. It is said that it was Mr. Kobayashi who was studying in the UK Neither Odasaku said it well.

Oda Saku, who can't get his language advantage at all, simply talks to them in a foreign language.

At this time, Dazai Maomao, who should have come to Pengci long ago...

He is back.

Dazai thought: He really came back.

He poked his head at the entrance of the street, and saw the light of Writer Oda.He thought about 108 ways to touch porcelain, but when the person really came back, he curled up again, not daring to see him.

There should be a certain distance between the author and the reader.He wrinkled his face and thought, Odasaku must not want his life to be disturbed, so he refused to expose the activities.

Yes, that's right, he already knew that Oda Saku's full name was Oda Sakunosuke, and everyone called him Oda, but out of some unclear feelings, he preferred to call him Oda Saku.

He didn't dare to disturb his life. Originally, his leaving had nothing to do with Odasaku, didn't he?

According to his patience with children, or seeing that he must be troubled, and adopting himself, that is not what he wants.

Want to be friends with Oda, not a protected child, even if he is really small.

It is not an exaggeration to say that this kind of emotion is a variant of closeness to the country. It is too close to him, too close, but he dare not reach out to touch it, for fear that he will break his daily life.

Finally, I said to myself: That’s fine, I know that he exists, and I don’t want to go forward anymore.

With this in mind, Dazai never came to the neighborhood where Odasaku lived. He thought, there are still so many places in Japan that he hasn’t visited, and so many places that he has never seen. How about taking a tour around?

Aomori is really too small, he is confined in that dark and decayed mansion, but there are Osaka, Nara, Hokkaido outside the mansion, he has a gap in his heart, he can see the world affairs without leaving home, he can Peek into people's hearts.

But if you want to become more complete and know more, you have to go out and have a look.

So he took Yokohama as the starting point and embarked on a journey around the country.

……

Looking at Odasaku again, his life hasn’t changed much. Yiyi’s hasty visit turned his fate. a novel.

Besides, life goes on like that.

No, how should I put it, there are still some changes.

After looking at the examination paper on the tatami mat that was close to the wall, Odasaku's mood became a little bit delicate.

Kaodong University...

He sat cross-legged at the table, thinking about this issue seriously.

how to say……

Oda Saku analyzed his inner world. Before that, he had never thought about it.

It's not that I don't want to take the exam, but I never thought of taking the exam.

Because I am not a product of compulsory education, I have no other ideas about going to school. Some of Tsumiji and Hui's classmates went to private schools, and it is said that they are interested in private schools.

Public schools in Japan leave early, leaving at three o'clock, and those children who have the ambition to take the exam will go to private schools or cram schools until seven or eight o'clock.

Oda Saku doesn't have too high demands on Megumin's studies, he just hopes that they can do what they want to do.

He recalled Akamon, and wanted to record and broadcast speeches at Dongda University on the Internet. World-renowned writers were visiting professors, and if he came to campus, he could occasionally listen to literature lectures.

Thinking about it carefully, he was born in Ye Luzi when he wrote novels, so if he can use this to understand the development of orthodox literature and meet more literati, it is not a bad thing.

But if the camp turns to Tokyo, the work of the port mafia...

He finally thought, if the salary can support his life, it would be good to go to Tokyo, and occasionally he can take over the work of exorcising curse spirits, and the port mafia should have a branch in Tokyo, can he be transferred?

But this is all for the future. For now, we should review normally and live every day well.

On the last day of August, he was woken up by the jingling of the bell, and it turned out that it was Gojo Satoru, who was finally liberated from the endless overtime hell and discovered Xia Youjie's change.

He lowered his voice, just making a phone call, but he was as alert as a thief, sneaky and serious: "I suspect that Jie is possessed."

Another person would have turned pale with shock, but Odasaku asked, "What is possessed by me." He accepted Gojo Satoru's words without any doubts.

Gojo Satoru couldn't bear it anymore, and chirped like a cat: "I'd like to be my father's curse spirit, if there is such a thing."

He didn't give people a chance to react at all, and kept outputting, which sounded like meow meow meow constantly acting like a baby.

"You don't know how shocked I am." He said in an exaggerated tone, "I thought I could enjoy the game night with Jie after finishing the mission, but when I opened the door of the dormitory, the room was empty, and when I asked Nitro, he said that Jie had moved out , didn’t tell me that we are still best friends.”

Odasaku: "He probably didn't think it was necessary."

"It's not necessary." Wujo Wutiao slammed the tatami mat hard, "Damn it, he raises the child in silence and doesn't even tell me."

If Kazuko was here, he would definitely complain: "Telling you will only bring endless trouble." But Oda Saku only asked, "Let's talk now."

Gojo Gojo was complacent, and the non-existent cat's tail was raised high: "Of course, I called to ask, but Jie still hesitated and didn't want to tell me. Can I still hide this?"

He said, "So, I rushed to Jie's house."

"Guess what I saw?"

"He's wearing a pink apron!"

Odasaku: "..."

·

Xia Youjie: "..."

When he opened the door, he saw Gojo Satoru's funny face. The latter was originally joking, but after looking at his clothes, his expression became serious little by little, sharper than Tumi-chan.

Immediately, he stretched out his finger, pointing at his pink apron in a not at all young and young manner.

He sighed and said, "Come in."

Gojo Gojo couldn't hold back after entering the door, and the first sentence was: "You actually like pink, Jie!"

It was shocking to ask.

Xia Youjie managed to keep a smile on his face and said, "It was chosen by Mimiko."

Unlike Nanako, who has a small mouth and is very cheerful, the black-haired Mimiko is like a doll on the Third Girl's Day in March, delicate and quiet, her black hair is like silk, and she is silent like a bamboo princess on weekdays Silent.

Xia Youjie would never refuse such a cute little daughter to put the pink apron in the car basket. Fortunately, the apron only needs to be worn at home, so it is not too embarrassing.

It's different now.

He put on a smile without a smile on his face, and when he was discovered by Wu, it would be hell.

Hearing Mimiko, Gojo Satoru was quiet. He looked at Xia Youjie with a strange look that was hard to describe, and asked him, "Is it your adopted daughter?"

"Twins, named Xia Youcai Nanako and Xia Youmei Mimiko."

Right now, the two girls are being taken away for psychological counseling, while Xia Youjie cooks like a husband. Recently, he has pushed off many tasks just to accompany them.

It can be said to be very protective of the father.

Gojo Satoru still had a strange expression on his face. He and Xia You entered the entrance, passed the corridor, and walked to the living room, only to find that the interior furnishings are very warm. Although they have not lived in it for a long time, there are all kinds of household appliances, and there are girls' hair on the coffee table. The hair rope, which made Gojo Satoru fidget, reaching out to fiddle with the hair rope a few times from time to time.

Xia Youjie was a little puzzled to see him maintaining the rare quietness, but he was relieved in his heart, and poured Wutiaowu a cup of milk tea, the kind he cooked himself.

He is the master who makes the food more healthy at home. In order to let the children who love to drink more water, he makes drinks in different ways. Recently, he learned how to cook milk tea without a teacher. He uses a small milk pot to add Ceylon black tea and water. Boil the milk and let it cool. Add ice cubes according to the Japanese habit of drinking ice water. Nanako who doesn’t like water can drink a full cup.

Because it was for Wujo Wu, who would kill newcomers if no sugar was added, he also specially melted countless rock sugar into it to ensure that the tea milk was sweet.

Wujo Wu, who was suddenly stuffed with a cup of milk tea, solidified into a stone sculpture, he swallowed mechanically, damn it!This milk tea is damn sweet!

Gojo Satoru finally recognized the fact that his best friend was no longer the one he knew, and he could sweat and dk with hormone sand sculptures during the holidays. He has evolved, he has become a mature body!

"Jie." Wujo Wu said sadly, "You have grown up, you have become a father."

Xia Youjie, who turned off the refrigerator, paused. The home clothes couldn't stop his beautiful long legs, and the apron outlined his thin waist. Because of raising a baby, the accumulative hostility was swept away, and the aloof Buddha was dyed Get on the fireworks.

He couldn't laugh or cry and said, "What are you talking about, Wu."

Gojo Satoru was a little aggrieved for no reason, he also thought of Odasaku, thinking that they were all fathers at a young age, and only he had nothing, damn it, he lost!Do you want to steal Hui back and raise him?

Fu Heihui:?

Fu Heihui sneezed.

"Isn't it?" The five cats who meowed were extremely aggrieved, "You didn't tell me such a big thing, but it was Nitro who told me!" It looked like you didn't regard me as a friend and I was going to make trouble .

Xia Youjie sighed, and could only pause the movements in his hands and said, "Glass cured Nanako and Mimiko, otherwise she wouldn't know."

"Adopting them was my own decision, it seemed impulsive and I had to move out of school," he said.

Maybe this is my own business, so I don't want to disturb you.

Wutiao Wu was blown away by his appearance. He was really wronged. He raised a child if he wanted to, but he didn't say he couldn't. Friends who don't talk!

Damn, underestimated, absolutely underestimated.

He suddenly remembered that Jie had such a strange and restrained character, he wouldn't tell him everything, he would digest it all by himself.

He actually got a little angry.

Gojo Satoru said abruptly, "But I can help too."

Xia Youjie suddenly turned into half-moon eyes, he raised his hand and said, "No, you will never help."

Can I just help?

Gojo Satoru: Damn it!Belittled!

The five cats who were underestimated suddenly became sharp, and he said: "You've been acting weird recently. You said that you ate too much cold noodles and were not acclimatized, and you got dark circles under your boss's eyes. Could it be that you are struggling with something?"

"Adopt them quietly like this time, what are you thinking, Jay?"

Xia Youjie sighed, thought about it, and simply said, "This kind of thing, Wu, you can't understand."

"what?"

"Because you are the strongest, so I can't understand." Xia Youjie evaded after finishing speaking, "Recently, due to stress, there have been a lot of weird thoughts, but they have been resolved a lot, so don't worry."

Gojo Goku was so angry that he said, "Okay, okay, I'm not sensitive, but if you don't tell me, how would I know."

He said, "And, the strongest? Now I am the strongest, but Jay, in the Heian-kyo era, the strongest was not Abe Seimei, who used six eyes and used magic spells."

"You have the ability to fight with me at all, what are you struggling with?"

"If you are not strong enough, just work hard to become stronger. If you find a problem, solve it. If you don't like it, just flatten it."

He said that sentence: "We are together, we are the strongest."

strongest second strongest = strongest

This equation comes to mind.

After the call, Xia Youjie didn't give a positive response, but he did have a certain sense of absurdity when he looked at the high-spirited and angry Wujou. He thought that he was restrained before, but now, maybe he Not free enough, but he is doing what he should and wants to do, even if it is only a trivial matter.

So he said that sentence to Gojo Satoru again.

"really."

"Everything you do counts."

Gojo Satoru:?

Meow meow meow?

Completely unclear why.

·

Although there were many question marks, Xia Youjie, the culprit, was not ready to answer. Instead, he looked at the clock and was shocked, and it was too late to speak.

Wujo Wu's head is full of small question marks that have materialized.Ask him: "Why is it too late?"

Xia Youjie said calmly, "Dinner time."

Gojo Satoru sat down on the sofa: "If it's too late, order takeaway." He also took out his mobile phone and asked, "Would you like pizza or fried chicken?"

Unexpectedly, Xia Youjie, who used to have a happy fat house meal with him, said ruthlessly, "No, that's not healthy."

Gojo Satoru:? ?

Who are you?Are you still Xia Youjie from before?

Gojo Wu asked curiously again: "Then you plan to do it yourself?" He saw Xia Youjie's apron suddenly realized, "What are you going to do?"

Xia Youjie’s expressionless information menu: “Potato carrot stewed beef, yuzu vinegar onion anchovies, iced okra, pork miso soup, and Ernst & Young’s milk pudding for dessert.”

"Do you speak Japanese?"

Xia Youjie made a cross on his forehead: "Leave if you don't eat."

As a result, Gojo Satoru hugged his knees and pretended to be an ostrich on the sofa.

The recipes of these two people are different. Xia Youjie was a child who grew up eating ordinary home-cooked food before going to college.

Teppanyaki is not popular in their family, and they think it is an imported product. In addition, the old man eats teppanyaki beef too oily, and the most is wagyu sukiyaki.

Gojo Satoru hates the food that fades out of the bird. When he goes out, he always tastes heavy. Steak, fried chicken, and barbecue are his favorites, as well as desserts from all over the world. , their cakes are pretty good.

He watched Xia Youjie busy with his eyes, like a cat on a stove.

Xia Youjie's cooking is simple. First of all, he doesn't cut vegetables by himself, but leaves them to Mana Ling. For stewed beef, the work of blanching the water for the first time can also be handed over to Manu Ling. What he needs to do is seasoning. , add mirin, high soup grains, soy sauce, fish sauce, etc. into the small steam pot in turn, and then wait for it to come out of the pot.

Whitebait is the kind that has been processed in the market, just mix it with shredded onions, and the grapefruit vinegar is freshly prepared.

Gojo Satoru watched him work motionlessly, his eyes froze, and he felt that he was performing an imitation that the six eyes could not analyze. When he uncovered the neat small pot, the carrots and potatoes were so soft that chopsticks could break them. The beef with tendons shakes tremblingly, and the bright color of sauce penetrates into the texture.

Then I heard the voice of Nanako and Mimiko opening the door: "I'm back—"

The milky voice is so cute.

Xia Youjie said, "Welcome back."

I saw the two cute girls in the same small dresses, and seeing Mimiko Gojo Satoru took a step back, she was a little skeptical, and Nanako said, "Are there any guests, Mrs. Xia You?"

Gojo Wu raised his eyebrows: Seeing you as a foolish father actually let the children call you an adult, it's really strange——

Xia Youjie said: "It's Wu, I told you, my best friend."

He said again: "Wash your hands well, let's eat."

……

"That's it..." Gojo Gojo meowed, "It's unbelievable!!"

He said, "That beef stew tastes great!"

Odasaku: "..."

He was rarely confused, so Wujo Wu opened the phone to tell him that Xia Youjie's stewed beef was delicious?