The president came with his son

"Cough." Ji Changyan felt that it was necessary for him to show his presence. Did the three of them have completely forgotten that there was another one in the room? What does it look like to fight around?

Especially his younger brother who said no, no, but was extremely honest in his physical actions.

Sour teeth, really sour teeth.

"After hearing this, Dad, you must stay with Dad all the time." Ji Chuyou grabbed Miao Ziqing's hand, and pinched Ji Shaoning's hand with the other hand, relying on his own strength to hold the two adults together. hands together.

Miao Ziqing: "..." Finally, because of his son's disturbance, he forgot a little bit of the embarrassment of the kiss just now.

"Yes." Ji Shaoning rubbed Ji Chuyou's head, and Ji Chuyou finally spoke boldly.

Miao Ziqing is a person, an adult, and a well-informed adult.

However, at this moment, he began to doubt the authenticity of this world.

Why does he know every word his son said, but he can't understand what the words mean when they are connected together?

Why on earth did he become a character in a novel about a domineering president, and what's more, he was still the heroine!

Although Ji Chuyou was limited by his own age, what he saw and did was quite limited, but the little story that came out of his mouth was enough to let the people present understand one thing.

This is a fucking novel by President Mary Sue.

Uh... President Tom Su novel?

"It fits well with your daytime personality." Ji Changyan listened and nodded.

Ji Shaoning: "..."

"So, you were really born by me?!" Miao Ziqing raised his hand, then lowered it again.

What actions should he do to express the shock in his heart at this moment?

"Yes!" The child was very angry when he mentioned this matter, "I have always told the truth and did not lie to my father. I was born by my father, and it was my father who was pregnant for ten months, and then came out of my father's stomach!"

Ji Shaoning silently covered the mouth of his stupid son who was outspoken.

"Mmmmmm——" the child looked at his father puzzled.

Miao Ziqing was still sitting on the bed at the beginning, but when the child finished his last sentence, he slid to his knees on the ground.

He especially wanted to shout out loudly, this is fake, all of this is fake.

However, it is precisely because it is too mysterious and false, and it sounds too unreal, so it fits with these inexplicable things these days, and it becomes very real.

"It's not really you who gave birth." Ji Shaoning decided to comfort Miao Ziqing, and when he turned his head, he saw Ji Chuyou, who was still covering his mouth, his eyes widened.

Forget about this.

"I mean, it was born by your father." Ji Shaoning comforted the shocked child.

"Xiaoyou," Ji Changyan finally couldn't stand it anymore, and decided to come out to help, "Do you want to take a bath and go to bed?"

The kid put away his shocked face almost in a second, and started to narrow his eyes with a cold snort.

"Humph!"

Is he really that easy to deceive?Pull him over when you need him, put him to sleep when you don't.

The kid pursed his mouth.

Miao Ziqing lay on the edge of the bed and poked his silly son's cheek, and the child gasped all of a sudden, looking at Miao Ziqing pitifully, his voice was soft and aggrieved: "Father~"

"It was born by me! It was born by me! It was born from my belly in ten months of pregnancy!" Miao Ziqing let out.

"Then you don't want to divorce your father, do you?" The kid laughed and asked the last relationship question.

Miao Ziqing: "..." I have never been married, how can I get a divorce?

"No." Miao Ziqing held his conscience and said very honestly.

"That's good." Ji Chuyou breathed a sigh of relief, and began to yawn.

Today, I was on the road all day, and I didn't take a good rest after I came here. It's no wonder I'm not tired.

"Go to sleep." Miao Ziqing patted Ji Chuyou's shoulder, and the kid rubbed his sleepy eyes and finally nodded in reassurance.

"Then I'll take a bath by myself." He reluctantly grabbed his father's hand, and Miao Ziqing pulled him to fill him with water before returning.

"It's okay to raise." Ji Changyan commented.

"Have you heard any truth?" Ji Changyan twitched his eyebrows. In fact, he was the one who suffered the most in the past two days.

Everyone else has laid the groundwork for a month or two, but he is the only one who has to face his younger brother from schizophrenia, to having a child with schizophrenia, to actually not having schizophrenia at all, but another brother in parallel time and space change of situation.

Ji Changyan: "..." It was so fucking exciting.

"No, but I still don't understand. Even in other time and space, even in other planes, he must at least follow the basic rules. How does a man like me give birth?" Miao Ziqing no longer wants to understand these things that are too mysterious. , It's too wonderful, his biggest focus now has been on her giving birth to a child.

No time travel, no plane crossing, can compare to the shock and horror of him giving birth to a child.

"Shouldn't the more shocking thing be that you and my brother had a baby? So now you need to know two things. First, you are gay, and second, you can get pregnant." Summarize.

Ji Shaoning: "..." Don't think that just because you look serious, you can talk nonsense.

Ji Shaoning silently gave his eldest brother a slap in the face when he started to reveal his true nature.

Tut tut.The relationship hasn't been officially confirmed yet, and my brother's elbow has already turned outward.

Oh, now that both of them have children, it cannot be said that their elbows have turned outward.

"Get out, I can't get pregnant!" Miao Ziqing's voice became louder, and the child's angry voice came from the bathroom: "Daddy lied to me again!"

"Okay, okay, if I can get pregnant, you are the one who gave birth to me!" Miao Ziqing almost died of aggrieved.

"Then you admit that you are gay?" Ji Changyan raised his eyebrows, and before Miao Ziqing could reply, he was interrupted coldly by his younger brother: "Now let's think about why this happened."

"This thing is already so mysterious, who knows why such a mysterious thing happened." Ji Changyan shrugged.

"Maybe it's you from other planes. Seeing that other people's children have already run away at the age of six, but you haven't even held their little hands. You must be impatient." Ji Changyan continued to talk nonsense.

"...You can shut up now." Ji Shaoning felt his head ache even more, his big brother was really talking about running the train, and he was unreliable at all.

"I think the most urgent thing now is to let you contact your sub-personality as soon as possible. The two of you can communicate and discuss how to get him back to his original plane. But I always feel that your sub-personality is like something. It’s like I don’t know.” Ji Changyan’s head started to hurt when he said this.

It would be fine if this current sub-personality was his younger brother under normal circumstances, but he is like a second idiot, if this matter can't be resolved, then it's not a little bit of trouble.

Sitting on the ground, Miao Ziqing took out the cell phone in his pocket, and he didn't know who was blind, and sent him a message at this time.

He opened WeChat and saw that it was Lu Xing, his good-for-nothing dim sum assistant.

Lu Xing: Brother Yiming, look at the novels written by this man, it’s really funny, I laughed so hard.

Then there was a large string of words, which dazzled Miao Ziqing, and he saw three words in the confusion——

Ji Chuyou.

"Lu Xing" retracted a message.

Miao Ziqing: Send it here.

Lu Xing: Brother, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I will be a good person in the future, and I will never be lazy again!

Miao Ziqing: If you tell me to send it, I will send it, and stop talking nonsense, or I will immediately fire you right now.

Lu Xing cowardly sent a long paragraph of text.

"What's wrong?" Ji Shaoning noticed Miao Ziqing's strangeness. He looked at Miao Ziqing's face full of seriousness and disbelief, and then gradually his expression began to distort a little. He seemed to be enduring something hard, but His emotions had reached a breaking point, and he was about to lose his grip.

Ji Shaoning picked up the phone, and the more he looked at it, the more silent he became, and the more he looked, the more silent he became.

"Well, is there anything good?" Ji Changyan leaned his face closer, and then his eyebrows trembled more and more as he looked at it.

"Who wrote this novel? Why is it so pretentious and sour?" Ji Changyan showed a look of disgust.

This writing style is really not good, and the plot seems to be poorly written.

"Should we find this person and read the whole novel?" Miao Ziqing sighed, as if compared to now, the fact that they found the truth of the matter, the novel's toothache The plot and text made them feel even more bald.

"Dad! I'm done washing!" Ji Chuyou trotted out of the bathroom.

He had just finished taking a shower, his body was still full of warm moisture, the tips of his hair were still dripping with water, and his little face was flushed.

Miao Ziqing opened his arms, and the child immediately slipped into his arms knowingly.

fleshy.

"Huh?" Ji Chuyou looked puzzled at the two fathers and uncle who pinched his legs.

"It's not a paper man." Ji Changyan heaved a sigh of relief.

Miao Ziqing: Lu Xing, come here.

Lu Xing: ...

Lu Xing: No way, brother, I just happened to see this novel and wanted to share it with you. It’s not something I wrote, so it can’t be so serious.

Miao Ziqing: Come here, or you will be fired right away.

Lu Xing: ...Wait for me for a minute, Brother Miao, I'll be there soon.

Lu Xing took a deep breath and held the door handle. Before he could turn the handle, the door opened automatically.

His heart was pounding in his throat, and the door would open automatically, or the room where the boss lived was a little different.

"Uncle, come in." Ji Chuyou greeted Lu Xing who was standing at the door.

Oh oh oh, it turned out to be Brother Miao's son who appeared out of nowhere.

As soon as he took a step, he saw the scene in the room and couldn't help but hold his breath.

If a boss wants to summon you to talk to you, then you must be very nervous. If your boss and your boss’s boss want to summon you to talk to you, you will definitely start shaking , If you talk about your boss, your boss's boss, and your boss's boss's brother, it is essentially when your boss says he wants to summon you.

……

"Brother Miao, I'm resigning right now."

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