[Comprehensive martial arts] Pineapple wants to blow snow!

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Title: [Comprehensive Martial Arts] Pineapple wants to blow snow!

Author: January marks the sky

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"Three Musketeers of Jelly + Lu xx Series" Part [-]

"Pineapple is going to blow snow!" "

Once upon a time there were three idlers.

Lu Xiaoguo, Orange Liuxiang, Pineapple Blowing Snow.

Pineapple Fuxue is greedy for money, playful, smart, handsome, and transmigrated into "Legend of Lu Xiaofeng"

then……

Pineapple Chuuxue: My name is Pineapple Chuuxue, and I live in Ximenkou!Someone once said that people who live in Ximenkou like to be called Chuuxue.

Ximen Fuxue: ...

Pineapple Blowing Snow: What I blow pineapple blowing snow is not snow, but blood!It's the blood on my sword! (*￣︶￣)y

Ximen Fuxue: ...

Cp: ​​Ximen Fuxue x Pineapple

The same series of jelly three musketeers

Content tags: martial arts rivers and lakes grievances near water tower fantasy space

Search keywords: Protagonist: Pineapple Chuuxue, Ximen Chuuxue┃Supporting role: various characters in the Legend of Lu Xiaofeng┃Others: When Pineapple Chuuxue meets Ximen Chuuxue

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☆、Brother is blowing not snow, but blood

It is Pineapple Chuuxue's philosophy of life that he wants money but not his life.

Pineapple Fuxue has always been very confident, so when he saw a shiny copper plate on the edge of the cliff, he moved confidently and resolutely to the edge, sticking out his head and two hands, trying to pick up the copper plate.

And... Then he seemed to be blinded for some reason, and when he woke up, he appeared in this strange inn. Pineapple Chuuxue got up from the bed, pushed open the door of the guest room, and walked to the main entrance of the inn...

Judging from the weather outside the inn, it was quite early, and there were many people eating and drinking in the inn, but the inn was not a restaurant, and the location was remote, so there were still relatively few people.

The inn clerk flicked his abacus, and said very familiarly: "Oh, brother, you woke up. I really thought about it for a long time... Did you really fall off the cliff because of that copper plate? I still feel sure after thinking about it." No, to be honest, I have never seen anyone go to the edge of a cliff to pick up money for a copper coin, and even stretched out both hands, and fell down..." He babbled a lot.

Pineapple Fuxue opened his eyes wide, and after understanding what he meant, he sighed sadly, and said, "Oh, I knew that no one can understand my realm, but even though you don't understand me, I understand it very well. How many people in the world can understand me?" He looked brightly at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle.

Innkeeper: "←←"

Pineapple Chuuxue looked left and right, scratched his head, and said, "Hey, where are Cheng Liuxiang and Lu Xiaoguo? I seem to have seen them both before I passed out."

The inn clerk said: "I didn't see anyone around at that time... To be honest, brother, if I didn't just go to the mountain to pick fruits to satisfy my greed, you would not be a human now."

Pineapple Fuxue asked curiously, "Not a human?"

The inn clerk said seriously: "It's mud."

Pineapple blowing snow: "←←"

A fall from that height would indeed turn you into pureed pineapple.

The inn clerk said again: "Where do you live? What's your name? I think you're dressed strangely, you don't look like people around here. If you have nowhere to go, you can go to the county government to play drums. Of course, the county government is far away from here." It’s too far away, if you want, you can help out in our store first, and the wages in this store are absolutely fair!” Although he said so, the strange light in his eyes still made people feel vigilant.

Pineapple Fubuki didn't notice it at all, and his eyes lit up immediately, "Salary!!!"

The inn clerk paused, as if he did not expect him to be so enthusiastic, and said, "If you sign a contract with me, you will be paid after you finish your job..."

Pineapple Chuuxue said: "Well, it happens that I don't have any money with me. It doesn't look like the vicinity of the college at all. It must be far away... I can take this opportunity to earn some living expenses and then travel expenses..." Pineapple Chuuxue squinted He bent his eyes that turned into red hearts and laughed "hehehe".

The clerk and owner of the inn immediately revealed his identity when he saw the situation, and took two labor contracts - a five-year contract, including food and lodging, more work, more pay, two slings of money is a guaranteed minimum wage, of course, as long as one day is not finished the day's work , then the wages of the month will be gone, and if there is extra work done on that day, then the extra work will be doubled.

The innkeeper waited for Pineapple Chuuxue to press his fingerprints and get a contract before explaining to him with a smile that this contract has legal effect and must be abided by. If Pineapple Chuuxue escapes within five years, then Pineapple Chuuxue will have to pay the legal responsibility , the specific content written in the contract is: Pineapple Chuixue has to go to the mountain to chop a load of firewood every day-according to the speed of the average middle-aged man, he must work until the afternoon at least. Add more money to Pineapple Fuxue, and as a reward, the money will be doubled [It is estimated that this reward is added because the guaranteed salary is too low. 】After chopping firewood, come back to fetch water to fill the two water tanks. Of course, the bowls in the entire inn also need to be washed with pineapple blowing snow.After that, I need to wipe the table and chairs from time to time, once every two days.

Pineapple Fuxue looked at the few people in this inn, and nodded without any doubt.

On the first day of working in the inn, Pineapple Fuuxue got her share of steamed buns and pickles, went out in the early morning, came back at noon, and carried three loads of firewood.

Innkeeper: "..."

After putting out the firewood, Pineapple Chuuxue put down firewood twice as tall as his own in the backyard, and went to fetch water. For convenience, he even took a few more wooden barrels and put them on the load, and they were full within a few times Two large water tanks.

Innkeeper: "..."

After the pineapple blowing snow filled the water tank, he wiped the tables and chairs in the inn with lightning speed, even the stairs, and also washed and arranged the dishes that had accumulated in the kitchen for an unknown amount of time. sword, go out.

The innkeeper was a little scared when he saw him take out the sword behind his back: "You...you want to go?"

Pineapple Chuixue said: "No, I'm going to collect firewood. I chopped a lot of firewood on the mountain just now, but I can't get them all at once. Do you have a cart?"

The boss shook his head immediately.Even if there was, he wouldn't tell Pineapple Fubuki! !

So Pineapple Chuuxue carried a total of 21 loads of firewood several times, plus what he carried earlier, it was 25 loads. The boss calculated the money and found that Pineapple Chuuxue's daily wages had already increased by [-] yuan!

The boss immediately wanted to play tricks, because as long as Pineapple Chuuxue didn't complete his work for a day, he could justifiably cancel his wages for the day.

Pineapple Fuxue did not go up the mountain immediately for the second time. The boss watched him spend the whole morning building a scooter and pushed the new scooter up the mountain Σ(°△°|||)︴, do you want to be so awesome? ? !

On the second day, Pineapple Fuxue's work continued to exceed the standard... On the third day, the fourth day, the fifth day...

The boss waited for him to work until No. 20 for nine days, and finally made up his mind to secretly pour sweat medicine into the steamed buns.Hey, it doesn't matter whether your martial arts is high or not, you have been hit by my Mongolian sweat medicine, and you are still alive this time?

Pineapple Chuuxue took the steamed buns and went up the mountain that day, and came back alive and kicking at noon.

When the boss saw him coming back, he was surprised and said: "You didn't eat the steamed buns?"

Pineapple Fuxue: "Huh?"

The boss coughed and said, "...today's steamed buns are broken. If you eat them, you may have diarrhea, so let me remind you."

Pineapple Fuxue was so touched that he looked at the boss, and said, "Ah, boss, you are so kind, thank you for your concern! ~ But because I ate almost all steamed buns this month, I went out to hunt game and wild vegetables to fish and eat them... oh , I used steamed buns as bait, I didn’t know why I didn’t catch a fish today, it turned out to be rotten, hehe, luckily I didn’t eat it.” (*￣︶￣)y

boss:"……"

The boss hesitated for a moment, and then said: "Brother, I have always wanted to ask, do you seem to be very skilled in doing these things?"

Pineapple Fuxue nodded, and proudly said: "Of course~ I haven't used a penny of my family's money since I was seven years old, and I earned it all by myself. However, although I saved a lot of money at that time, I would go to the martial arts academy later, so I didn't use it. It was spent... Well, I stay in the academy, and I don't have much chance to make money..."

The boss instantly understood, no wonder he chopped firewood so fast, he was still a practicing family boy, he immediately planned to hold a celebration banquet when the wages were settled that month, and then put medicine in the meal... Throwing the pineapple blowing snow under the cliff, he watched If he eats, there will be no accidents, right?

This evening, the boss cooked a large table of good dishes.Pineapple Fuxue was so grateful that his eyes were starry, and when Pineapple Fuuxue offered his hand to the boss regardless of the good food on the table, the boss smiled and said, "No hurry, we will talk after dinner."

Pineapple Fubuki quickly ate the dish, which was a bit tastier than steamed buns, but still not as delicious as the ones he made himself. After he finished eating, he wiped his mouth and stretched out his hand to the boss staringly. The boss obediently gave He had ingots of gold, silver and copper,

After Pineapple Fuuxue got the silver, she was bubbling happily, but at the same time, her eyes began to shake, Pineapple Fuuxue blinked, not understanding what was wrong with her.At this moment, the boss finally started to grin, and said, "Hahahahaha!! You have finally fallen into my hands!"

Pineapple Fuxue said in surprise: "Boss!"

The boss smiled "hehe" and said, "Do you think that contract is really legally effective?" He took out the contract from Pineapple Fuixue's chest and tore it clean, saying, "Actually, we all know that the firewood you chopped for me these days , In fact, it’s all because I saved you and you repaid it voluntarily, right?” The boss paused for a moment, and simply didn’t tell Pineapple Chuuxue that he was actually just passed out on the edge of the cliff at that time, holding copper coins in his hand.

After the boss burned the shredded paper, he approached Pineapple Chuixue and tried to snatch the money from him.

Pineapple Fuxue's eyes immediately ignited raging anger, "You can kill! You can't be humiliated!! You can hurt my body and blow my mind, but you can never take my money!!" (o#゜曲゜) o Pineapple Fuxue Rolling on the spot, I don't know where the strength came from. I picked up the chair and smashed it on the boss's head. The boss didn't know martial arts at all. He was hit right on the spot and fell down staggeringly.

Pineapple Fuxue watched him stagger, and he swayed too, but for the sake of his treasure, Qianqian, he still stood with full strength.

The boss lay on the ground, touched his forehead, and found blood, "Oh!! You bastard, I tell you, you hurt on purpose!! It's against the law, tell me! Who are you? I'm going to your house The yamen next door will sue you!"

Pineapple Chuuxue shook and snorted coldly, drew out his sword, shook it like a threat, and said: "Sure, sue, I am not afraid of you! Remember not to go to the wrong place! If you can do it, you can change your name and sit down." Changing the surname, the pineapple blowing snow at the west gate! You know! What brother blowing is not snow, but blood!!"

The boss stared at him in a daze, "Xi... Ximen Chuu... Chuuxue?" He was scared to death.

Pineapple Fubuki staggered onto the cart she made, and left with a big bag of money in her pocket...

The author has something to say: =L=Because this article needs money, the author checked a lot about the value of firewood, etc..._(:з)∠)_Damn modern firewood (thin wood) is 360 How much money, in ancient times, according to Yang Bailao’s script, a load of firewood is 250 coppers per sling, and if the currency law of the early Qing Dynasty is used, it is between 125 and 250 yuan... because a tael of silver is a sling, but In the Ming Dynasty, one tael of silver was more than 660... In the past dynasties, the Qing Dynasty counted less, and it was easier to remember, so I planned to use the Qing Dynasty's rules.One tael of gold = 50 taels of silver, one tael of silver = 1000 pennies (one penny), let’s count it as two cents, so a load of firewood costs 250 yuan.

╰(￣ω￣o)[touch everyone’s chrysanthemum]

small theater:

Pineapple Fuxue (reciting): No one can understand my realm, but I understand it very well. For a person like me, how many people in the world can understand me?

Ximen Chuuxue (inner heart): No one can understand my realm, but I understand it very well. For a person like me, how many people in the world can understand me? ▼ ▼

Author: (*￣︶￣)y is a perfect match!

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←v←Hey, by the way, I would like to say to newcomers, =L=The first part of this series is the story of Lu Xiaoguo and Lu Xiaofeng, if you want to know the specific story, please see "My Dad Lu Xiaofeng"

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☆, true and false sword god

There are rumors in the world that after chasing and killing the wife of the adulterous and murdering swordsman Xie Jian, Ximen Chuuxue broke his head in the desert, worked in a black shop in an unknown town half a month ago, injured the owner of the black shop, and boldly declared that "Brother Chui's It's not snow, it's blood!"

All of a sudden, all the sword learners in the Jianghu were boiling!Ximen Chuuxue debuted at the age of 14 and has never met an opponent. Many young knights regard him as an idol in life. Everyone in the world knows that after Ximen Chuuxue kills someone, he will blow the blood off the sword, so his actions are cool and handsome. Many people secretly imitated it. Of course, even if so many people imitated, they didn't know the true meaning. Now after Ximen Chuuxue's head was hit, he revealed the mystery!

It turned out that his name was Chuuxue, and then Chuixue, such a name, such intentions, plus gently blowing away the blood on the sword, how rare, how tall, and how stylish!

Friends and enemies, including Ximen Chuuxue, also want to meet Ximen Chuuxue who is now out of his mind.

………………

This is the No. 18 regret for Hua Wutong, why did he bring back Ximen Chuuxue, who had a broken head.Of course he knew that Pineapple Chuuxue was not Ximen Chuuxue, because he had met the Sword God before, and the two of them looked nothing alike, but it was a pity that other people didn't know. After deterring those who came to find fault and chase stars to watch the excitement, some people even insisted that Hua Wutong was protecting the sword god and preventing the sword god from being stimulated by outsiders.

Of course, there are also people who believe that Ximen Chuuxue did not damage his brain and this is not Ximen Chuuxue. Some people who refute said that relatives and friends have seen Ximen Chuuxue in the desert, but the voice of refutation was quickly drowned out. As a human being, a People are smart, but a group of people are idiots. When most people gradually believed in the shopkeeper who cursed Ximen Fuuxue with tears in his eyes, a small number gradually began to believe it.He obviously didn't see the real person, but he insisted that the one from the Hua family was Ximen Chuuxue.

After Hua Wutong picked up a pineapple on the road and asked him his name, he told him very conscientiously that pineapple is a kind of fruit, and it is not suitable to be a surname here. Pineapple Chuuxue thought he was in a different country, so he said very casually: " Then change your surname to Ximen. It happens that my family lives in Ximenkou.”

Hua Wutong: "...No!!" ←←

So Hua Wutong gave Pineapple Chuuxue the "Hua" surname, and asked him to declare that his name was Hua Chuuxue, not Ximen Chuuxue.

A generation of sword gods is going to change their surname to Hua... Σ(°△°|||)︴What rhythm is this?People in the rivers and lakes have said that there is water in it!too!deep! !

Pineapple Fuxue is very diligent, and when he was helping in the inn, he was worth five each. Although Hua Wutong didn't dare to let him go to the front hall, he still used him to the best of his ability and paid him twice the salary. At first he just wanted to see what this person pretending to be Ximen Chuuxue was like, but later he was very happy that he had picked up a treasure.

Aside from a big bug with pineapple fubuki...

Pineapple Fubuki is not ugly, on the contrary, he is handsome and cute. When he smiles, he has a bad taste. It is said that men are not bad and women don't love them.Just because of his appearance, he is so young——Hua Wutong asked, Pineapple Fuxue is only 14 years old, and at such a young age, he is so attractive to girls!And he also likes to provoke girls! !

This is the fifth time that Hua Wutong has found a little girl sneaking up to find Pineapple Chuuxue, and what's worse, each one is different. Pineapple Chuuxue's mouth is as sweet as honey. She adored and fell in love with him very much, and one day, the little girls inadvertently knew that he might be the sword god in the rivers and lakes, and the infatuation became even worse!

On this day, Hua Wutong said to Pineapple with a fierce face, "Pineapple, aren't you being too carefree?"

Pineapple Chuuxue said: "Ang? I'm obviously just a flirtatious, flirtatious is not dirty, you understand." He giggled at Hua Wutong and cast a wink at him.Sing la la la la.

Because when I think of "Chuuxue", I think of Ximen Chuuxue. Hua Wutong didn't call Pineapple Chuuxue Xiaoxue or Chuuxue, but directly called Pineapple.Pineapple Fubuki didn't really care too much, and worked hard to make money every day, hooking up with girls.

And finally one day, Hua Wutong found out that this matter had become a big deal!

Rumors in the new rivers and lakes: It is said that the sword god completely changed his sex after hitting his brain. He is much more romantic than his best friend Lu Xiaofeng. He has hooked up with more than a dozen girls in a short period of time, and the average age is no more than 16 years old. A boat, meddling with young children, is outrageous! ! !What?you do not believe?Although the five children of the Hua family did not allow people from the Jianghu to disturb Jianshen, someone overheard with their own ears that Jianshen was having intimate conversations with different girls.

For example: Sword God: "Xiaofang, your eyes are so bright, ah~ when I saw you, my heart couldn't help but beat faster and faster. Tell me, why do you have to be so beautiful? I think I'm about to have a heart attack!~"_

Xiaofang: "No! Fuxue, you don't have a heart attack, because my heart beats so fast, I... I can't restrain myself when I see you! ~ Fuxue, I like you so much~"

Sword God (with affection): "Xiaofang~ I like you too~"

Hua Wutong: "(ノω<.)"

Ximen Chuuxue's friends have never been many, and they are very unstable. The only friend who has not changed is Lu Xiaofeng, the friend of Hua Wutong's seventh brother.

Hua Wutong didn't think too much when he took Pineapple Chuuxue in. He just wanted to see who had the guts to pretend to be Ximen Chuuxue, but after seeing that it was a child who was still young and had been poisoned with Mongolian sweat medicine, his heart softened.

It is actually very easy for the Hua family to protect a child, but Hua Wutong did not expect that people in the Jianghu would be so gossip, and the rumors became more and more outrageous. The young swordsman in the world would definitely want to kill Pineapple Fubuki who insulted his idol.

Of course, Hua Wutong thinks that he can still distinguish between a person who is lying and telling the truth. As far as he knows, Pineapple Fuxue does not seem to be lying. His name may really be Chuuxue... Maybe he really lives in Ximenkou... Because of this Hua Wutong wanted to help people to the end and send the Buddha to the west, at least not to let Pineapple Chuuxue, who was already under the protection of Hua's family, have an accident.People should also fight for their breath.Besides, Pineapple Fubuki is really capable.

When Lu Xiaofeng found Ximen Chuuxue, Ximen Chuuxue had killed Liu Qingqing and was about to return to Wanmei Villa.

Lu Xiaofeng found him on the way.

Ximen Chuuxue was a little surprised to see Lu Xiaofeng here, but Lu Xiaofeng's expression was completely relieved, "I knew you were fine." He came here specifically to find him.

Ximen Chuuxue looked at him and asked plainly.Lu Xiaofeng rarely looked for him when he had nothing to do—except for a few times when he was not troubled, he would come to Wanmei Villa to catch up with him, but looking for him directly outside still made him a little curious.

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Eh... I can't say the specifics, but I hope that when you return to Middle Earth, you will maintain a good mood... Hahaha, hahahahahaha." After Lu Xiaofeng was sure that Ximen Chuuxue was fine, he even started madly laughed.

Ximen Chuixue looked at Lu Xiaofeng with a smile that almost burst into tears, and said, "Is it funny?"

Lu Xiaofeng nodded, smiled and said very honestly: "It's very funny."

Ximen Chuuxue said: "You'd better give me a reason." He has never been the kind of person who can make people joke casually, not at all times, but just now.

Lu Xiaofeng just wanted to explain, but immediately the image of Ximen Chuuxue holding a sword and blowing blood appeared in his mind, then possed and said, "Brother blows not snow but blood", and immediately burst out laughing.

Ximen Chuuxue still looked at him indifferently, but Lu Xiaofeng could see the back of his hand touching the hilt of his sword.

Lu Xiaofeng coughed twice, stopped laughing, and said sternly: "Someone is pretending to be you." One word sums it up.

Ximen Chuixue said: "So what?" He never cared about trifles.

Lu Xiaofeng continued: "But after that person injured the owner of a black shop, he left your name... and openly said..."

Ximen Chuuxue was still looking at him.

Lu Xiaofeng struggled with his facial muscles, and said, "Brother, it wasn't snow, it was blood..." Wahahahahaha! ! o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓[Slapping the table and laughing!]

Ximen Fuxue, who easily understood the difference between the two "xue", said: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng absolutely does not admit that he has the idea of ​​gloating!Even if he does. _(:з)∠)_

The author has something to say: Little Theater

Rivers and lakes puzzle:

Sword God changed his surname to Hua, did he recognize Hua Ruling as his father, or did he marry into Hua's family? 【_(:з」∠)_It seems that there is something strange mixed in...】

╰(￣ω￣o)[touch everyone’s chrysanthemum]

Rolling around...~(～o￣▽￣)～o. . .Rolling around... o~(_△_o~)~. . .

If there is no accident [Because it is said that jj has recently issued a lot of new articles that were directly locked...], I will open the following article 2333 in a few days [(*￣︶￣)y don’t worry, if this article is published, I will guarantee it Both sides are updated every day, unless it is due to special reasons (such as illness)]

(*￣︶￣) When y was in primary school, he wrote an article about wearing books for his classmates. He didn’t expect that this kind of subject matter would become a trend now. I opened this theme_(:з」∠)_, but it was closed due to various things, it should be ok now2333

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Yu Qingyuan is a writer of a certain male frequency, and wrote a yy romance Xiangshuang article titled "Subversion-The Supreme of the Ten Worlds". Under the suggestion of a certain FN, [At the same time, I am a rotten man and very hungry [only] Refers to the article]], so I secretly wrote an email article: My colleague Xiao Huangwen-"One Hundred Nights of Me and My Master", the xx index is outrageous, but at the same time Exciting.

And finally one day, I don’t know if he burned the wrong incense on a certain day, he was forced by a strange thing to read the article xx one chapter at a time with a familiar person—the protagonist. arts……

Yu Qingyuan: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ Let me read xx with the protagonist, that's all, but you fucking let me return to the protagonist's world with the protagonist!Author you rough!I will never beat you to death (o#゜曲゜)o

Shi Wuxiu: ... I will make my cheap master sauce again in the future? ? ▼ ▼【Hey!collapsed!

cp: ghost animal gloomy (?) attack x unknown attribute subject

☆, duel

Ximen Chuuxue didn't know that his rumors would spread to such an extent.After confirming that he was really safe and sound, Lu Xiaofeng went to talk to his confidante A, B, C, and Ding.Ximen Chuuxue knew that when Lu Xiaofeng came to check whether he was safe or not, most of the people must have believed that the person pretending to be him was him.

After Ximen Chuuxue killed someone, although he would never go back to Wanmei Villa ostentatiously, he still did not shy away from being seen by others.Therefore, not a few people saw him.He doesn't care about rumors, and knows that rumors will be quelled by time, but...

Ximen Chuuxue was sitting quietly at the table of an inn with a sword in hand. A group of people were whispering not far away, and Ximen Chuuxue could clearly hear what they were saying.

Passerby A: "Hey...look at that one over there, does it look like Ximen Chuuxue? This is the only way Wanmei Villa must pass."

Passerby B: "No way, isn't Ximen Chuuxue at Hua's house? I heard recently that he hooked up with five or six girls..."

Passerby B said mysteriously: "You think the Hua family is Ximen Chuuxue?"

Passer-by B: "How come? You don't know. According to reliable sources, Hua Chuixue chops wood very fast every day, and he uses a sword! You said that if he wasn't Ximen Chuuxue, how could he chop wood so fast?"

Passerby A & Passerby C nodded thoughtfully: "It makes sense..."

Ximen Fuxue: "..." ▼ ▼

Those who insult the sword should be killed.This sentence has always been Ximen Chuuxue's life philosophy - it will not change unless there are special circumstances.But after killing a bad guy, he usually wouldn't go out right away, so he calmly ignored those people, returned to Wanmei Villa calmly, and asked the housekeeper to check on that Huafuxue calmly.

"...Ximen Chuuxue broke his head in the desert. After losing his memory, he worked in a black shop in a small town in the west. He injured the owner of the black shop. He boasted: Brother, what he blows is not snow, but blood."

"...Ximen Chuuxue was [picked up] by the Hua family, and he was protected by him, and friends and enemies were not allowed to visit."

"...Ximen Chuuxue captivated all the little girls within a ten-mile radius in just fifteen days, and stepped on countless boats."

"...It was heard that Ximen Chuuxue had returned to Wanmei Villa a few days ago, but many people said that they saw with their own eyes that the person who returned to Wanmei Villa was not Ximen Chuuxue, but the Hua family Ximen Chuuxue successfully hooked up with a little girl ten miles away. girl……"

The butler finished reading these words in a very calm tone.Finally, I made a summary, "That's about it."

Ximen Chuuxue saw that there were more rumors than the housekeeper said - recorded with a pen, his face was terribly cold.

That person from the Hua family was either pretending to insult him because he was too courageous, or he just... wanted to lure him out to fight to the death.

Ximen Chuuxue burned all the papers on the candlestick, and said, "Prepare your pens."

…………

One day later, in the backyard of Huajia Inn.

Hua Wutong: "Pineapple!! What did you do again?!"

Pineapple Fuxue had just bid farewell to Xiaoxin from another town, and turned around with an innocent face, "Huh? I haven't had time to do anything yet." =. =Did he find out that I secretly picked fruit and sold it?

Hua Wutong's complexion changed again and again, and he handed a letter directly to Pineapple Fuxue. Pineapple Fuuxue opened it, and found that it was some kind of... well, a bit unfamiliar font, he probably understood half of it_(:з)∠) _.

Pineapple Chuuxue said: "What is this?"

Hua Wutong said: "Battle post."

Pineapple Fuxue's eyes lit up, "Battle post? Who wants to fight with me so desperately?"

Hua Wutong said: "You are the one who doesn't know how to live or die. Ximen Chuuxue has never been defeated since his debut, and he has never left a life under the sword." He has a serious expression, and he is already thinking about where to hide Pineapple Chuuxue.But none of the people Ximen Chuuxue wanted to kill had escaped until now...

Pineapple Fuxue flicked her bangs, and smiled confidently, "Don't worry, I will make myself the first one he fails." After speaking, he suddenly asked in surprise, "His name is also Chuuxue?"

Hua Wutong said: "Yes."

Pineapple Fuxue pondered, "Well... Generally speaking, people named Chuuxue live at the West Gate, does he also live at the West Gate?"

Hua Wutong: "←← I don't know."

Pineapple Fuxue suddenly became excited, "I'm going to arrest him and ask him! Maybe I can go home with him."

Hua Wutong said: "...just daydream." Hua Wutong decided to go to Lu Xiaofeng, as Ximen Chuuxue's only constant friend, if Lu Xiaofeng helped Pineapple Chuuxue explain to Ximen Chuuxue, maybe this " Decisive battle" will be avoided.As a boss, no matter how he looks at it, he is reluctant to let the pineapple blow the snow to death.

Pineapple Chuuxue began to prepare a secret weapon with a smirk, and decided to catch Ximen Chuuxue at once. What Hua Wutong didn't expect was that Ximen Chuuxue came just one day after he left. In fact, he felt that Pineapple Chuuxue It is very likely that he has already run away. If he runs away, it will directly become a chase. If not... There is no date set on the battle post. Of course, he is here to confirm the date, and the other is to see which hero will do this Have guts.

In the backyard, Pineapple Chuuxue swung the Akasaka Sword with a "ha" and split a large wooden stake in half.

Ximen Chuuxue stood on the roof, looking down at him.He was dressed in white clothes like snow, with a black sheathed sword on his back.

Pineapple Chuuxue blinked due to sweat, looked up and saw Ximen Chuuxue standing on the roof, startled, "Wow!!!"

Ximen Chuuxue was still looking at him, Pineapple Chuuxue looked at his long black hair and soft white clothes, and said, "You are... Ximen Chuuxue?"

Ximen Chuuxue looked at him coldly, and nodded slowly.

Pineapple Fuuxue looked at him curiously, and said, "You are so white." His entire body, even his belt, was white!Except for the part where humans can't turn white immediately.

Ximen Chuixue: "..."

He floated down from the roof, and under Pineapple Chuuxue's sighing expression, he said coldly: "Date."

Pineapple Fuxue: "Ang?"

Ximen Chuuxue added two words, "Duel."

Pineapple Chuuxue immediately rolled his eyes, turned his mind, pressed the throwing knife on his chest, and said with a grin, "Then how about today?"

Ximen Chuuxue only frowned slightly, and then realized that his future was not a duel in the strict sense, but a one-sided crushing of the other by force, so he didn't care about the details of those duel preparations.

Ximen Chuuxue said coldly: "Then draw your sword!"

Pineapple Fuxue glanced at the Akasaka Sword in his hand, and put the sword back very simply, saying: "I don't use a sword, I use a knife."

Ximen Chuixue paused, and said, "Draw your sword."

Pineapple Fuxue blinked and said, "I don't use that kind of knife, it's a flying knife. Have you heard of Xiao Li's flying knife?"

Ximen Chuixue: "..."

Of course he doesn't know about Xiao Li Feidao, but he knows that flying knife is a kind of hidden weapon. He doesn't like to use hidden weapons. percent.

Pineapple Fubuki took out three throwing knives and yelled, "Look at the throwing knives!!"

Ximen Chuuxue caught the three throwing knives and looked at him coldly.

Pineapple Blowing Snow: "=.="

Ximen Fuxue swore that he had never seen an opponent who looked down on him so much, and even threw hidden weapons at him like trash.

Pineapple Fuxue easily saw dissatisfaction from that expressionless face, and shouted: "Hey, hey! My hidden weapon is very powerful, don't underestimate him!"

Ximen Chuuxue said coldly: "This is your little Li flying knife?" Ximen Chuixue threw the flying knife in his hand on the ground and drew his sword.

Pineapple Chuixue couldn't help taking a step back, and at this very moment, with a "thump", the flying knife on the ground exploded!

The smog filled the air, and Ximen Chuuxue, who was a little dizzy from being blown up, took in a breath unpreparedly, felt the soreness coming from his body quickly, and looked at Pineapple Chuuxue in disbelief.

Pineapple Chuuxue chuckled, and said: "This is not Xiao Li's flying knife, this is my own creation. Don't underestimate the Thunderbolt blasting knife! You are very lucky, I also added more sweat medicine." (*￣︶￣)y

Ximen Chuuxue: "..." fell down.