In the pose of the victim, he laughed happily: "Bahaha, you can't stab me!"
It was almost the first time that Ximen Chuuxue felt so depressed and angry, "You—"
Pineapple Fuxue said: "I won~" <( ̄ˇ ̄)/
Ximen Chuuxue's eyes turned cold, and the sword slashed at Pineapple Chuuxue's hand holding her.
But Pineapple Chuuxue took a deep breath before he could make a move and sank down. After the two of them were submerged in the water, he quickly pressed the numb and laughing acupoints on Ximen Chuuxue's waist.
Ximen Chuixue: "..."
"Grumpy Grumpy"
The not-so-glare sun shone on the water, and the water kept bubbling. Within a quarter of an hour, history repeated itself. Pineapple Chuuxue dragged the half-dead Ximen Chuuxue ashore...
Pineapple Fuxue patted Ximen Fuxue's face, "Xiaoxi? Xiaoxi?"
Ximen Chuuxue's eyes were closed tightly, his brows were furrowed, and water kept coughing out of his mouth. He looked much more fragile than when he was awake.The cold taste is much less, but the weak taste is much more. At least Pineapple Fuxue looked at him, and his saliva almost flowed out. This kind of Ximen Fuxue is obviously more beautiful. If it is normal, ordinary people must first notice his momentum. On the contrary, he dared not pay attention to his appearance.
Now, Ximen Chuuxue apparently passed out from drinking too much water.Pineapple Chuuxue continued to drag Ximen Chuuxue to a flat ground in the villa. Pineapple Chuuxue stopped when she saw that the ground under Ximen Chuuxue was no longer muddy, and pressed her hands on Ximen Chuuxue's chest, pressing repeatedly. , After pressing it two or three times, when Ximen Chuuxue stopped coughing, he swallowed his saliva, smiled, and kissed her.
Ximen Chuuxue woke up after coughing water: "..."
Pineapple Fubuki: "(* ̄︶ ̄)y"
Ximen Chuuxue pushed away the distance between him and himself, the eyes that shot at him were like sharp swords, the breath in his whole body was ten degrees below zero again, his face seemed to be covered with frost, the always thick-skinned Pineapple Chuuxue couldn't help shrinking, However, he still put his hands on Ximen Chuuxue's head, smiled ambiguously, and said, "Xiao Xi, don't be shy~ We are both men anyway, I was saving you just now, a kiss is fine."
Ximen Chuuxue moved to his side, but without the sword, he slapped Pineapple Chuuxue on the shoulder.
Pineapple Chuuxue spat out half a mouthful of blood, and looked at him in surprise, "You..." He picked up Ximen Chuuxue's black sheath sword, and said with a dejected expression, "I...I...I was really just..."
Before Pineapple Chuuxue finished speaking, she passed out and fell directly on Ximen Chuuxue's body.
The effectiveness of the acupoints has not yet been released, and Ximen Chuuxue's body is still almost numb after choking on a lot of water. He did his best to hit Pineapple Chuuxue just now, but now he has no strength to push him away.
When the butlers of Ximen Chuuxue and Pineapple Chuuxue came to look for it, they saw the two of them... one by one, they fell behind the villa with their arms in their arms.
Butler: "..."←←
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Butler: = mouth = you, the owner! ——
Ximen Fuxue: ▼ ▼
Pineapple Blowing Snow: ...φ(0 ̄*)啦啦啦_φ(* ̄0 ̄)>
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╰( ̄ω ̄o)[touch your cute chrysanthemum] kiss, touch, hug and lick ears~(≧▽≦)/~ come to 4p23333 哦哦哒=3=
=L=cough, cough, spit out~ I am not a hemorrhoid (ノω<.) ╰( ̄ω ̄o)[touch everyone’s chrysanthemum]
_(:з」∠)_ means that the stupid author only found out after two years of joint dislocation... Damn it is still the most troublesome kind of joint dislocation... Candle~
This article will not stop updating 2333 or daily, unless the author will stay in the hospital for more than a month... probably not ←← just comment replies and Bawang votes will stop, because I can’t take the computer to the hospital 23333, okay? =3=
Rolling around...~(~o ̄▽ ̄)~o. . .Rolling around... o~(_△_o~)~. . .
=L= By the way, I think the three of them, the world can be merged in the end, and then the jelly three musketeers can take their wives together to roam the rivers and lakes.You can write another one (both side story and main body).
Sword God, you just get married ˋ(°▽,°) saliva ing...
☆、Abduct Ximen Chuuxue
"I...cough, cough, I swear, I didn't do anything..." Pineapple Fuixue coughed every time he said a word, obviously hurt. Of course, after every word he said, he would also look sadly at the same time. Ximen Chuuxue from above took a look.
Ximen Chuuxue sat in the main seat, his face could not be said to be good-looking or ugly, he closed his eyes, and he looked as if he was in a trance.The butler stood beside Ximen Chuuxue attentively, Lu Xiaofeng looked at Ximen Chuuxue and then at Pineapple Chuuxue, leaned his head over to ask Pineapple Chuuxue in a low voice, and said, "What did you do to Ximen again?"
The housekeeper of Wanmei Villa has always treated guests with courtesy. Even if Ximen Chuuxue has murderous intentions towards Pineapple Chuuxue now, the housekeeper will not neglect Pineapple Chuuxue. The only thing that can cause this weird situation is that Pineapple Chuuxue did something to Ximen Chuuxue again. What.
Pineapple Chuuxue coughed again, and said: "He drowned during the duel with me. I rescued him, fearing that he would die, so I breathed him mouth to mouth. It's not a big deal..."
Lu Xiaofeng: "Σ(°△°|||)︴"
Butler: "←←"
Lu Xiaofeng swears that if any man dares to blow his breath to him, he will definitely kill him! !Lu Xiaofeng instantly felt that he understood Ximen Chuuxue very well, stroked his beard embarrassingly, and decided not to take any rescue measures.
Pineapple Fuxue found that the atmosphere was silent, and said in a hoarse voice with grievance: "Isn't it just a kiss to you, so there is no need to make such a fuss? When I kissed Xiaofang, Xiaomei, Xiaoli and Xiaohua before, they were very happy..."
Ximen Chuuxue opened his eyes and looked at him coldly.
Pineapple Chuixue said brokenly: "Your skin is just a little whiter and tenderer than theirs, your hair is a little darker and smoother than theirs, your eyes are a little darker and more powerful, and your eyelashes are a little thicker and longer than theirs. A little bit, martial arts are a little bit higher than theirs, a little bit more powerful..."
Lu Xiaofeng suddenly wanted to laugh, and said: "Hearing you say that, Ximen is a rare, powerful and good-looking beauty."
Pineapple Chuuxue nodded seriously, like a chicken pecking at rice.
Ximen Chuuxue said ironically: "Lu Xiaofeng, if you still remember, so do I. The one with the title of beauty is you."
Lu Xiaofeng stroked his beard and said, "How can there be..."
Pineapple Fuxue immediately looked at Lu Xiaofeng curiously, and said, "Oh? Are you beautiful? Could it be that you have changed your appearance? Why didn't I see it at all? Why don't you show me your real appearance?"
Lu Xiaofeng was made uncomfortable by Pineapple Chuixue's curious eyes, and said: "Where... I am not beautiful at all, my name is Yushu Linfeng, chic and romantic..."
Pineapple Fuxue wrinkled his face, and said, "Doesn't that look the same as me?"
Lu Xiaofeng: "←←"
Butler: "←←"
Pineapple Fuxue looked at him carefully, then smiled after a long while, and said, "You can tell that I'm more handsome just by looking at the two of us." <( ̄ˇ ̄)/
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
The steward finally took a step forward at this moment, and said: "Young Xia Hua, just now, the fifth young master of the Hua family wrote a letter saying that he 'misses' you very much, and hopes that you can return safely."
Pineapple Fuxue immediately understood what the butler meant, thought for a while, and said, "Then can I take Xiaoxi with me?"
The housekeeper almost didn't even need to look at Ximen Chuuxue's wink, and said, "No!!"
Pineapple Chuuxue said, "Why not?"
The steward said: "Young Xia Hua, have you ever heard of 'There are great scholars in talking and laughing, but there are no white people in dealings'?"
Pineapple Fuxue hesitated and said, "Well...should...have heard of it?..." Have you learned it in textbooks?
The steward said: "Then I don't know what ability Hua Shaoxia has to take our owner away?"
Pineapple Fuxue said in surprise: "I have fought Xiaoxi three times, and I won all three times. Am I still incapable?"
housekeeper:"……"
Ximen Chuixue: "..."
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
After a pause, the housekeeper tried to put on a straight face, and said, "Stealing the plane doesn't count!"
Pineapple Fuxue was distressed for a moment, and said, "Why don't you give me a standard?"
The butler said loudly: "For a hundred years, the most prestigious young swordsman in the rivers and lakes, apart from the master, is Ye Gucheng, the lord of Baiyun City on Feixian Island in the South China Sea. Peak. I don’t know how Hua Shaoxia compares to the Nanhai Baiyun City Lord?"
Pineapple Fuxue looked at him in shock, her eyes widened, "Flying Immortal?!"
The butler smiled proudly and said, "That's right! It's the Flying Immortal!!!"
Pineapple Fubuki said inexplicably: "I will too."_(:з)∠)_
Butler: "Σ(°△°|||)︴"
Lu Xiaofeng: "Σ(°△°|||)︴"
Ximen Fuxue: "←←"
Pineapple Chuuxue said: "Well...but I can only do a little bit. This is the trick of Orange Liuxiang. I saw him use it many times. Maybe...you can remember some of it?"_(:з)∠)_
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Who is Cheng Liuxiang?"
Pineapple Chuuxue said: "He is my sworn brother. He, I, and your son are the legendary three sworn brothers in Taoyuan! The Three Musketeers of Jelly Academy!! <( ̄ˇ ̄)/"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "I don't have a son..."←←
Pineapple Chuuxue said: "Huh? Anyway, Xiaoguo is Lu Xiaofeng's son, it doesn't matter if he is your son or not."
At this moment, the housekeeper frowned and said quietly: "I'm afraid the name of swordsman is not so easy to call."
Pineapple Chuuxue said: "Ang?"
The steward said: "You said you could fly immortals, but this old man wants to try your skills."
Pineapple Chuuxue said: "But the flying fairy outside the sky is too lethal, I'm afraid..." He hesitated, as if his flying fairy outside the sky was really as powerful as Ye Gucheng.
The housekeeper smiled and said, "If Young Master Hua can't even beat the old man, then don't even try to take our owner away." The housekeeper stretched out his hand and said, "Please!"
Pineapple Chuuxue pouted, and followed the housekeeper out.Lu Xiaofeng followed closely, and Ximen Chuuxue also followed.
Standing on the high roof, Pineapple Fuxue took a deep breath, grasped the Chixiao sword, said "offended", jumped up with a "ha", slashed the sword to the left, and jumped up again with a "ha" , slashed a sword to the right, and finally jumped up with a "yo ha", slashed his sword up and down, and rushed towards the housekeeper quickly.
Butler: "←←"
His sword, although there are moves, but the lethality has never been displayed.
Under the roof, Ximen Chuuxue, who was watching the battle, had sparkles in his eyes, but Lu Xiaofeng was amazed: "Although his move has no aura like using a sword as a knife, but I think the person he said, Orange Liuxiang, should be a famous Flying Immortal." It’s a really brilliant move.”
At this moment the housekeeper on the roof had drawn out his sword, ready to smash Pineapple Chuuxue's sword move in one fell swoop, but Pineapple Chuuxue swung the sword halfway, and suddenly three throwing knives came out from his sleeve, the housekeeper flashed one, and the long sword knocked down one Put it between your fingers, and said with a smile, "Young Xia Hua is not good at this move. How can anyone shoot a hidden weapon at the enemy?"
Pineapple Chuuxue said: "It's not often, but mine can't be underestimated. The Thunderbolt blasting knife is not a hidden weapon..." _(:з)∠)_
When they saw Pineapple Chuuxue throwing a throwing knife, the two people under the roof immediately had a bad feeling.
But the housekeeper didn't notice it, and said with a smile: "The name is quite long..." The words just fell.
"Bang!!!" All three throwing knives exploded.
Ximen Chuixue: "..."
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
The butler stared at Pineapple Fuxue with wide eyes, "You..."
Lu Xiaofeng couldn't bear to cover his eyes, this scene is so familiar! !
Pineapple Fuuxue took his fallen body very considerately, and said: "Ah... old man, don't beat and kill at every turn. Fortunately, my knife will not harm the human body ╮( ̄▽ ̄") ╭”
Pineapple Chuuxue took the unconscious butler off the roof, Ximen Chuuxue asked the butler to take care of him with a cold face, and suddenly asked, "Where is Orange Liuxiang?"
Pineapple Chuuxue said: "Ang?"
Ximen Chuuxue didn't answer his doubts, but instead said: "Ye Gucheng is far away overseas, but Orange Liuxiang is in the Central Plains."
Pineapple Fuxue nodded half-understanding, and said, "Do you want to find him?"
Ximen Chuixue said: "He should be able to fight me."
Pineapple Fuxue was taken aback, and said, "You...you...do you want to fight him?"
Ximen Chuuxue nodded and said, "You are not proficient in this move, but he is different."
Pineapple Fuxue twitched the corners of her mouth, and with the skill of that three-legged cat, Cheng Liuxiang, let alone facing Ximen Fuxue, even a small thief might die! !But...even if he couldn't find Orange Liuxiang, Ximen Chuuxue might not even be able to find it.
Pineapple Chuuxue rolled her eyes and said, "Then... so, are you willing to leave with me?"
Ximen Chuuxue frowned, but did not object, saying, "Five days later"
Pineapple Fubuki was slightly surprised, "Why did it take so long?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Isn't it...Ximen, you want to take a bath and fast for three days?"
Ximen Chuuxue looked on indifferently, but... acquiesced.Without looking back, he walked to another part of the villa.
Pineapple Chuuxue watched him go, and raised his footsteps. Lu Xiaofeng immediately grabbed Pineapple Chuuxue, who wanted to go with Ximen Chuuxue, and said, "Honestly, how is Cheng Liuxiang's martial arts?"
Pineapple Fubuki showed a tangled expression: "Uh... this is a bit hard to describe."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Whatever you want to describe it."
Pineapple Chuuxue said: "Well... Cheng Liuxiang once said that he is absolutely not afraid of spending 20 or 30 years of effort to practice the Flying Immortal. No matter what, he must become a great hero praised by everyone."
Lu Xiaofeng raised his eyebrows, and said: "With such perseverance and ambition, then he is not bad."
Pineapple Chuuxue said: "But..." He paused before continuing, "Shangguan Ziyi said that a salted fish, even if it takes another 20 years, it will still be a...salted fish."
Lu Xiaofeng: "Salted fish?" (⊙_⊙) Is our current topic related to seafood?
Pineapple Fuxue said: "Because... Orange Liuxiang is that salted fish, you know." ←←
Lu Xiaofeng: "...I understand." ←←
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Pineapple Fubuki: (* ̄︶ ̄) y Orange Liuxiang is that salted fish.
Orange Liuxiang: Aww~~, Pineapple Fuxue, you ruined my reputation!Heaven - outside - Feixian! ~
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╰( ̄ω ̄o)[Touch your cute chrysanthemum] Kiss, touch, hug, lick your ears 2333 What's up~(≧▽≦)/~
=L=So the sword god was abducted by pineapple 2333333╰( ̄ω ̄o)[touch everyone’s chrysanthemum]
(~ ̄▽ ̄)~
☆, a small pill
Ximen Chuuxue followed Pineapple Chuuxue to the south, and Wanmei Villa was in the north, so in order to procrastinate for a longer period of time, Pineapple Chuuxue went south.
During this period, Pineapple Chuuxue was very attentive to Ximen Chuuxue, so attentive...
"Xiaoxi, are you hungry?"
"Xiaoxi, are you thirsty?"
"Xiaoxi, does it look swollen if I fan you?"
"Xiaoxi, let me ride a horse with you~~"
"Xiaoxi, let me help you take a bath~~"
Ximen Chuuxue said coldly: "...No need."
Pineapple Fuxue's swordsmanship is very strange, but the swordsmanship is not very good, but he can make many things that are contrary to common sense, such as the blasting knife. Ximen Fuxue has lived under special training since he was a child, but he never knew that knives can explode. And Pineapple Fubuki's knife is even made of iron. When Chuuxue was holding the Akasaka Sword, the sword energy was so strong. If he hadn't known his second-hand level, Ximen Chuuxue would have thought that Pineapple Chuuxue was an unborn master...maybe a...money-loving master?
Two months later, Ximen Chuuxue frowned, watching Pineapple Chuuxue chasing a masked man in black to the edge of the cliff.
"Hey!! You dare to follow me, you won't leave without leaving money!!" Pineapple Fuxue jumped in front of the man in black. The man in black was covered with only his eyes, stopped and waited by the edge of the cliff Pineapple blowing snow, laughing strangely.
Pineapple Chuuxue looked at him, with the sword in his hand, and suddenly frowned, and said, "Why do I think you look so familiar?"
Ximen Chuuxue clenched the hilt of the sword tightly, but looked at the man in black with serious eyes, as if there was something in his eyes, and he was not ready to make a move.
The man in black let out a strange laugh again, and said in a hoarse voice inexplicably: "I have heard that the sword god loves money as much as his life, and apart from money, there are very few things that can catch your eyes. Can the ten-thousand tael bank note buy your life?" The man in black raised his hand, and the two 1 tael silver notes in his hand floated down the cliff.This headless opening statement is really insulting.
But... Pineapple Chuuxue saw the banknote, immediately took three steps to take off, jumped high with star-eyed eyes, grabbed the money and stuffed it into his arms, and then...
fall down--
"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Ximen Chuuxue grabbed Pineapple Chuuxue, and thrust the scabbard into the ground a foot deep with the strength of his other hand, lest he would be taken down too. Pineapple Chuuxue was only caught with one hand, and his joints felt like they were about to dislocate.
Pineapple Chuuxue was swinging on the cliff, she couldn't help looking at Ximen Chuuxue with tears in her eyes, "Xiaoxi, you must not let go, I like you so much, and I can make money with you, we have a revolutionary friendship You must not let go! I am so handsome, what a pity to die!"
Ximen Chuixue: "..."
The man in black came to the side of Ximen Chuuxue, ignored Pineapple Fuuxue's even more frightened expression, and said, "You don't want him to die?"
Ximen Chuuxue frowned, and said lightly, "Don't worry about my affairs."
The black-clothed man Jie Jie let out a low laugh, and said: "I think he's showing courtesy to you along the way, isn't it because of Long Yang's favor? If you still want him to lead the way, let me eunuch him first."
The man in black said, but he just picked up a stone from the ground and threw it at Pineapple Chuuxue. Pineapple Chuuxue tried his best to sway to the side to avoid the stone.
The man in black narrowed his eyes, "How dare you hide?"
Pineapple Fuxue said loudly: "You are stupid! Those who don't hide are fools!"
The man in black chuckled, picked up a bigger stone and threw it on his head.
Pineapple Chuuxue shook it a few times and cursed a few times. When she saw the malicious eyes of the man in black, she suddenly realized: "Ah!! I got it! You are the housekeeper!! The one who lost to me in the competition Fuck! Do you want to be so revengeful? I just beat you in a contest, why bother?!"
The man in black had a flash of light in his eyes, and said: "I didn't expect you to be able to see it, it seems that I can't keep you..." He raised his hand slightly, and there seemed to be a visible chill in his palm, and he weighed it to see the pineapple blowing snow, as if I was looking at where it would be better to hit Pineapple Fuxue.
Pineapple Chuuxue's alarm system sounded immediately, he gritted his teeth, took out a copper coin with the smallest face value from his bosom with his free hand, and threw it on the shore, then his eyes were blazing, and he was almost pulling up Relying on the strength of Ximen Chuuxue's grip on his wrist, he went up the cliff and put the copper plate back into his arms very quickly.
Ximen Chuixue: "..."
Man in black:"……"
Pineapple Fuxue held the Akasaka Sword in his hand and watched the man in black vigilantly.
All kinds of lights flickered in the eyes of the man in black, "Interesting...Interesting..." There seemed to be a layer of fog on his body, and his aura overwhelmingly pressed against Pineapple Fuxue. Pineapple Chuuxue felt chest tightness, shortness of breath, dizziness, but still held on. Stare at the man in black - he still has money in his arms!You must not faint and let him take it back!
Ximen Chuuxue said coldly with displeasure: "You said you would not interfere with my affairs."
The man in black squinted his eyes, and said, "But he's a man." Pineapple Chuuxue's level of hospitality to Ximen Chuuxue moved even a bystander. He will not take the first step on his own initiative, but it is easier to cast his eyes on the person who gave his heart to him first—that is, the person who chased him back.Although Ximen Chuuxue doesn't like Pineapple Chuuxue because he is a man and he doesn't respect swords, but he is afraid of anything if not ten thousand.The man in black knew very well that if Pineapple Fuxue survived for a while, high-ranking people like them would actually be most likely to be moved by such a person, not to mention that Pineapple Chuuxue is not ugly in itself, and there are many mysteries about him that people want to find out.
Such a person is too dangerous, at least for Ximen Chuuxue.Pineapple Chuuxue was the first person to "defeat" Ximen Chuuxue, and also the first person who only admired his money but not his swordsmanship, and was the first person to kiss him... In Ximen Chuuxue's heart, Pineapple Chuuxue is not even in image Well, it is already very special, plus he has such secrets, people want to explore him, and he is so courteous, this is really too dangerous!
Ximen Chuuxue has never been close to women since he was a child, who knows if he actually likes men, but dare not tell him?
Ximen Chuuxue understood what he meant, and frowned, "You think too much." Pineapple Chuuxue was only 14 years old, not to mention that he didn't like men, even if he did, he wouldn't like such a young man.
The man in black just laughed, and said: "You know, I don't like things that are out of control. If there is something that insists on getting out of control, something inappropriate will happen in the future, so I have no choice but to erase it first."
Ximen Chuixue said: "He knows where Cheng Liuxiang is. Now, no."
The man in black raised his eyebrows and said, "Do you believe it?"
Ximen Chuuxue frowned.
At this time, Pineapple Chuuxue had fully realized that the two of them knew each other. He rolled his eyes, and suddenly he let out a "ha" and threw a throwing knife, and the man in black immediately knocked it down with a stone. In an instant, the flying knife exploded, filling the air with smoke.
Pineapple Chuuxue took out two pills from his arms, took one for himself, and handed one to Ximen Chuuxue.
The man in black came over to snatch it calmly, but before walking halfway, he staggered and fell down, knocking Ximen Chuixue and Pineapple Chuuxue off the cliff.
The throwing knife that Pineapple Chuuxue brought out was very drugged. Even with Ximen Chuuxue's concentration, he could barely catch the falling Pineapple Chuuxue, and hit the cliff to slow down the falling speed. The medical skills can be said to be profound, but he couldn't taste how Pineapple Fuxue's medicine was made, and the medicine in his mouth was not strong, but he didn't expect that Pineapple Fuyuki would make another move in the pill. that is……
When Ximen Chuuxue and Pineapple Chuuxue came out of the pool under the cliff, Ximen Chuuxue realized that he was hot all over.Even if he didn't taste any problem with the medicine, he now knew there was a problem.
Thinking about what the man in black said before, Ximen Chuuxue's face darkened, and he drew his sword to kill Pineapple Chuuxue on the spot. He didn't care about accidental injury or other things, but he would never let anyone set it up!Even if it was the man in black who designed him, or the pineapple blowing snow...
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Pineapple Fuxue: "Xiaoxi, you must not let go, I like you so much, and I can earn money with you, we have a revolutionary friendship! You must not let go! I am so handsome, how dead I am!" pity!"
Ximen Chuixue: "..."
I didn't want to relax at first, but now I suddenly want to relax. ▼ ▼
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╰( ̄ω ̄o)[Touch your cute chrysanthemum] Kiss, touch, hug, lick, lick and bite your ears 233333 What's the matter?=3=Thank you for sticking around 23333
=L=Lie flat and let the teaser roll around...~(~o ̄▽ ̄)~o. . .Rolling around... o~(_△_o~)~. . .
╰( ̄ω ̄o)[touch everyone’s chrysanthemum] 23333333
Damn, the backstage is so hot, a lot of comments are not rude, and the comments I replied before are gone (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
╰( ̄ω ̄o)[touch everyone’s chrysanthemum] Thank you all here, okay=3=
(~ ̄▽ ̄)~Don’t worry, I’m actually not weak 233, lick your cuteness 2333
☆、Would you like to be my queen?
When Ximen Chuuxue was about to draw his sword, Pineapple Chuuxue felt very hot, so he plunged into the water suddenly, trying to cool off, and when he came up, he had already hit a stone on the edge of the pool and passed out.
Ximen Chuuxue looked at Pineapple Chuuxue who was half in the water and half on the shore in the distance, paused for a moment, then ignored him who was no longer a threat, and sat down cross-legged to adjust his breath.Ordinary medicines have the effect of sweeping pleasure|sensation wave after wave, but this medicine increases the heat and anxiety little by little...
When Pineapple Chuuxue woke up, he saw Ximen Chuuxue on the shore meditating with half-wet clothes, his face flushed. Pineapple Chuuxue shook his head and realized that he was also very hot, so he wanted to find the medicine from his bosom to check whether it was What's the problem - obviously there will be no problem.
Pineapple Chuuxue found a small bottle and found that the medicine inside had been changed. Thinking of being knocked down by the man in black who was the housekeeper of Wanmei Villa, he couldn't help thinking, could it be——that person wanted to help him get rid of Ximen Chuuxue? ! (⊙_⊙)
Pineapple Chuuxue slowly swam to Ximen Chuuxue's side, walked ashore, saw him seriously meditating, and didn't dare to disturb him.
Pineapple Chuuxue began to watch Ximen Chuuxue carefully, um... If it was Xiaofang, he probably would have pounced on him directly, and now strikes, he is a hero! ~The hero saves the beauty, help with the antidote =L=.But...Pineapple Fuxue knows that although he likes beautiful women, but...cough cough cough, he is really not good at dealing with men. Orange Liuxiang is a stunning beauty dressed as a woman, but he is based on the principle that although the fat is not flowing Tian Ke, an outsider, has no moral reasons to attack his brother badly...only a few times he drools at him.
Pineapple Chuuxue was contemplating, but she had already watched Ximen Chuuxue start to swallow her saliva. The so-called good opportunity refers to the current situation, the time of day—the daytime, the right location—in the valley where there is no one, people and people—all have been drugged.Pineapple Chuuxue's breathing became short of breath. There is no doubt that Ximen Chuuxue is good-looking and wealthy. Most importantly... he is also a swordsman.
Pineapple Chuuxue held his face, almost rippling, who could be more worthy of him than Ximen Chuuxue? ˋ(°▽,°) slobbering...
At this time, Ximen Chuuxue had also discovered that the medicine was not an aphrodisiac at all, but a poison from the Western Demon Cult. It seemed that the man remembered his hatred of being put down by Pineapple Chixue, and replaced the pills on Pineapple Chuuxue with this.
Yan poison is not a real poison, it is just a means of tormenting people, making people feel like a fire all over the body, and it is a real burning pain. Even, the body temperature of Chinese medicine practitioners will not be high, but people will be like lukewarm water The frog in the garden is a little restless and unbearable.
After Ximen Chuuxue knew what the poison was, he didn't have any worries at all. This kind of poison only affects people's spirit and makes people hallucinate, but for him, it doesn't have much use - except that he can't use internal force to resist, once he uses it, he can't resist it. The internal breath resists, and the internal breath moves forward along the meridian, so the toxin will affect the nerves more.
When Ximen Chuuxue opened his eyes, he saw Pineapple Chuuxue looking at him obsessively.
Ximen Chuixue: "..."
When Pineapple Fuxue saw him open his eyes, the little mouse in his heart crawled more cheerfully and itched more and more. He tried his best to cover up his obsessed expression, and said, "Did you take X drug?"
Ximen Chuuxue frowned fiercely.
Pineapple Chuuxue said: "Actually... ahem... I seem to have been drugged too, why don't we... make do with it?" He said shyly, then looked at Ximen Chuuxue with shining eyes.
Ximen Chuuxue knew that this kind of medicine mainly affects the mind, if Pineapple Chuuxue really believed that it was a pornographic medicine, it would also become a pornographic medicine if it didn't keep the properties of the poison.
Ximen Chuuxue made a decisive decision, immediately picked up the pineapple and threw it into the water.
"thump--"
"Pfft! Cough cough cough..." Pineapple Fuxue was frightened by the water spreading above her head, and struggled to climb up from the pool.Ximen Chuuxue waited for him to climb up, then picked him up and threw him back into the pool.
Pineapple Chuuxue choked on a few sips of water, closed his eyes and slapped the surface of the water, coughing non-stop, "Wow, cough... um... what are you doing!"
Ximen Chuuxue said coldly: "Let you wake up."
Pineapple Chuuxue shook his head hard, and said: "I... I'm sober, I don't need to clean up..." Pineapple Chuuxue climbed up to the bank again, and Ximen Chuuxue threw him into the water again. Thumping and staring at him.
Ximen Chuuxue glanced at him indifferently, then walked towards the other direction in the dense valley without looking back, of course he was going to find the way to the valley.
Pineapple Chuuxue moved ashore, lay down with difficulty on the spot where Ximen Chuuxue sat just now, humming weakly.
This x medicine is so strange... Pineapple Fuxue frowned, but he couldn't get up to find Ximen Chuuxue. He thought, what should he do when the x medicine has the properties and burns himself, he has never done it before. I have been poisoned by x-drugs, but I also know what will happen after taking x-drugs by secretly reading the picture book.
Pineapple Chuuxue was blindfolded, and began to imitate Ximen Chuuxue's infinite shyness, and took the initiative to ask him
It was almost the first time that Ximen Chuuxue felt so depressed and angry, "You—"
Pineapple Fuxue said: "I won~" <( ̄ˇ ̄)/
Ximen Chuuxue's eyes turned cold, and the sword slashed at Pineapple Chuuxue's hand holding her.
But Pineapple Chuuxue took a deep breath before he could make a move and sank down. After the two of them were submerged in the water, he quickly pressed the numb and laughing acupoints on Ximen Chuuxue's waist.
Ximen Chuixue: "..."
"Grumpy Grumpy"
The not-so-glare sun shone on the water, and the water kept bubbling. Within a quarter of an hour, history repeated itself. Pineapple Chuuxue dragged the half-dead Ximen Chuuxue ashore...
Pineapple Fuxue patted Ximen Fuxue's face, "Xiaoxi? Xiaoxi?"
Ximen Chuuxue's eyes were closed tightly, his brows were furrowed, and water kept coughing out of his mouth. He looked much more fragile than when he was awake.The cold taste is much less, but the weak taste is much more. At least Pineapple Fuxue looked at him, and his saliva almost flowed out. This kind of Ximen Fuxue is obviously more beautiful. If it is normal, ordinary people must first notice his momentum. On the contrary, he dared not pay attention to his appearance.
Now, Ximen Chuuxue apparently passed out from drinking too much water.Pineapple Chuuxue continued to drag Ximen Chuuxue to a flat ground in the villa. Pineapple Chuuxue stopped when she saw that the ground under Ximen Chuuxue was no longer muddy, and pressed her hands on Ximen Chuuxue's chest, pressing repeatedly. , After pressing it two or three times, when Ximen Chuuxue stopped coughing, he swallowed his saliva, smiled, and kissed her.
Ximen Chuuxue woke up after coughing water: "..."
Pineapple Fubuki: "(* ̄︶ ̄)y"
Ximen Chuuxue pushed away the distance between him and himself, the eyes that shot at him were like sharp swords, the breath in his whole body was ten degrees below zero again, his face seemed to be covered with frost, the always thick-skinned Pineapple Chuuxue couldn't help shrinking, However, he still put his hands on Ximen Chuuxue's head, smiled ambiguously, and said, "Xiao Xi, don't be shy~ We are both men anyway, I was saving you just now, a kiss is fine."
Ximen Chuuxue moved to his side, but without the sword, he slapped Pineapple Chuuxue on the shoulder.
Pineapple Chuuxue spat out half a mouthful of blood, and looked at him in surprise, "You..." He picked up Ximen Chuuxue's black sheath sword, and said with a dejected expression, "I...I...I was really just..."
Before Pineapple Chuuxue finished speaking, she passed out and fell directly on Ximen Chuuxue's body.
The effectiveness of the acupoints has not yet been released, and Ximen Chuuxue's body is still almost numb after choking on a lot of water. He did his best to hit Pineapple Chuuxue just now, but now he has no strength to push him away.
When the butlers of Ximen Chuuxue and Pineapple Chuuxue came to look for it, they saw the two of them... one by one, they fell behind the villa with their arms in their arms.
Butler: "..."←←
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Butler: = mouth = you, the owner! ——
Ximen Fuxue: ▼ ▼
Pineapple Blowing Snow: ...φ(0 ̄*)啦啦啦_φ(* ̄0 ̄)>
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_(:з」∠)_ means that the stupid author only found out after two years of joint dislocation... Damn it is still the most troublesome kind of joint dislocation... Candle~
This article will not stop updating 2333 or daily, unless the author will stay in the hospital for more than a month... probably not ←← just comment replies and Bawang votes will stop, because I can’t take the computer to the hospital 23333, okay? =3=
Rolling around...~(~o ̄▽ ̄)~o. . .Rolling around... o~(_△_o~)~. . .
=L= By the way, I think the three of them, the world can be merged in the end, and then the jelly three musketeers can take their wives together to roam the rivers and lakes.You can write another one (both side story and main body).
Sword God, you just get married ˋ(°▽,°) saliva ing...
☆、Abduct Ximen Chuuxue
"I...cough, cough, I swear, I didn't do anything..." Pineapple Fuixue coughed every time he said a word, obviously hurt. Of course, after every word he said, he would also look sadly at the same time. Ximen Chuuxue from above took a look.
Ximen Chuuxue sat in the main seat, his face could not be said to be good-looking or ugly, he closed his eyes, and he looked as if he was in a trance.The butler stood beside Ximen Chuuxue attentively, Lu Xiaofeng looked at Ximen Chuuxue and then at Pineapple Chuuxue, leaned his head over to ask Pineapple Chuuxue in a low voice, and said, "What did you do to Ximen again?"
The housekeeper of Wanmei Villa has always treated guests with courtesy. Even if Ximen Chuuxue has murderous intentions towards Pineapple Chuuxue now, the housekeeper will not neglect Pineapple Chuuxue. The only thing that can cause this weird situation is that Pineapple Chuuxue did something to Ximen Chuuxue again. What.
Pineapple Chuuxue coughed again, and said: "He drowned during the duel with me. I rescued him, fearing that he would die, so I breathed him mouth to mouth. It's not a big deal..."
Lu Xiaofeng: "Σ(°△°|||)︴"
Butler: "←←"
Lu Xiaofeng swears that if any man dares to blow his breath to him, he will definitely kill him! !Lu Xiaofeng instantly felt that he understood Ximen Chuuxue very well, stroked his beard embarrassingly, and decided not to take any rescue measures.
Pineapple Fuxue found that the atmosphere was silent, and said in a hoarse voice with grievance: "Isn't it just a kiss to you, so there is no need to make such a fuss? When I kissed Xiaofang, Xiaomei, Xiaoli and Xiaohua before, they were very happy..."
Ximen Chuuxue opened his eyes and looked at him coldly.
Pineapple Chuixue said brokenly: "Your skin is just a little whiter and tenderer than theirs, your hair is a little darker and smoother than theirs, your eyes are a little darker and more powerful, and your eyelashes are a little thicker and longer than theirs. A little bit, martial arts are a little bit higher than theirs, a little bit more powerful..."
Lu Xiaofeng suddenly wanted to laugh, and said: "Hearing you say that, Ximen is a rare, powerful and good-looking beauty."
Pineapple Chuuxue nodded seriously, like a chicken pecking at rice.
Ximen Chuuxue said ironically: "Lu Xiaofeng, if you still remember, so do I. The one with the title of beauty is you."
Lu Xiaofeng stroked his beard and said, "How can there be..."
Pineapple Fuxue immediately looked at Lu Xiaofeng curiously, and said, "Oh? Are you beautiful? Could it be that you have changed your appearance? Why didn't I see it at all? Why don't you show me your real appearance?"
Lu Xiaofeng was made uncomfortable by Pineapple Chuixue's curious eyes, and said: "Where... I am not beautiful at all, my name is Yushu Linfeng, chic and romantic..."
Pineapple Fuxue wrinkled his face, and said, "Doesn't that look the same as me?"
Lu Xiaofeng: "←←"
Butler: "←←"
Pineapple Fuxue looked at him carefully, then smiled after a long while, and said, "You can tell that I'm more handsome just by looking at the two of us." <( ̄ˇ ̄)/
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
The steward finally took a step forward at this moment, and said: "Young Xia Hua, just now, the fifth young master of the Hua family wrote a letter saying that he 'misses' you very much, and hopes that you can return safely."
Pineapple Fuxue immediately understood what the butler meant, thought for a while, and said, "Then can I take Xiaoxi with me?"
The housekeeper almost didn't even need to look at Ximen Chuuxue's wink, and said, "No!!"
Pineapple Chuuxue said, "Why not?"
The steward said: "Young Xia Hua, have you ever heard of 'There are great scholars in talking and laughing, but there are no white people in dealings'?"
Pineapple Fuxue hesitated and said, "Well...should...have heard of it?..." Have you learned it in textbooks?
The steward said: "Then I don't know what ability Hua Shaoxia has to take our owner away?"
Pineapple Fuxue said in surprise: "I have fought Xiaoxi three times, and I won all three times. Am I still incapable?"
housekeeper:"……"
Ximen Chuixue: "..."
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
After a pause, the housekeeper tried to put on a straight face, and said, "Stealing the plane doesn't count!"
Pineapple Fuxue was distressed for a moment, and said, "Why don't you give me a standard?"
The butler said loudly: "For a hundred years, the most prestigious young swordsman in the rivers and lakes, apart from the master, is Ye Gucheng, the lord of Baiyun City on Feixian Island in the South China Sea. Peak. I don’t know how Hua Shaoxia compares to the Nanhai Baiyun City Lord?"
Pineapple Fuxue looked at him in shock, her eyes widened, "Flying Immortal?!"
The butler smiled proudly and said, "That's right! It's the Flying Immortal!!!"
Pineapple Fubuki said inexplicably: "I will too."_(:з)∠)_
Butler: "Σ(°△°|||)︴"
Lu Xiaofeng: "Σ(°△°|||)︴"
Ximen Fuxue: "←←"
Pineapple Chuuxue said: "Well...but I can only do a little bit. This is the trick of Orange Liuxiang. I saw him use it many times. Maybe...you can remember some of it?"_(:з)∠)_
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Who is Cheng Liuxiang?"
Pineapple Chuuxue said: "He is my sworn brother. He, I, and your son are the legendary three sworn brothers in Taoyuan! The Three Musketeers of Jelly Academy!! <( ̄ˇ ̄)/"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "I don't have a son..."←←
Pineapple Chuuxue said: "Huh? Anyway, Xiaoguo is Lu Xiaofeng's son, it doesn't matter if he is your son or not."
At this moment, the housekeeper frowned and said quietly: "I'm afraid the name of swordsman is not so easy to call."
Pineapple Chuuxue said: "Ang?"
The steward said: "You said you could fly immortals, but this old man wants to try your skills."
Pineapple Chuuxue said: "But the flying fairy outside the sky is too lethal, I'm afraid..." He hesitated, as if his flying fairy outside the sky was really as powerful as Ye Gucheng.
The housekeeper smiled and said, "If Young Master Hua can't even beat the old man, then don't even try to take our owner away." The housekeeper stretched out his hand and said, "Please!"
Pineapple Chuuxue pouted, and followed the housekeeper out.Lu Xiaofeng followed closely, and Ximen Chuuxue also followed.
Standing on the high roof, Pineapple Fuxue took a deep breath, grasped the Chixiao sword, said "offended", jumped up with a "ha", slashed the sword to the left, and jumped up again with a "ha" , slashed a sword to the right, and finally jumped up with a "yo ha", slashed his sword up and down, and rushed towards the housekeeper quickly.
Butler: "←←"
His sword, although there are moves, but the lethality has never been displayed.
Under the roof, Ximen Chuuxue, who was watching the battle, had sparkles in his eyes, but Lu Xiaofeng was amazed: "Although his move has no aura like using a sword as a knife, but I think the person he said, Orange Liuxiang, should be a famous Flying Immortal." It’s a really brilliant move.”
At this moment the housekeeper on the roof had drawn out his sword, ready to smash Pineapple Chuuxue's sword move in one fell swoop, but Pineapple Chuuxue swung the sword halfway, and suddenly three throwing knives came out from his sleeve, the housekeeper flashed one, and the long sword knocked down one Put it between your fingers, and said with a smile, "Young Xia Hua is not good at this move. How can anyone shoot a hidden weapon at the enemy?"
Pineapple Chuuxue said: "It's not often, but mine can't be underestimated. The Thunderbolt blasting knife is not a hidden weapon..." _(:з)∠)_
When they saw Pineapple Chuuxue throwing a throwing knife, the two people under the roof immediately had a bad feeling.
But the housekeeper didn't notice it, and said with a smile: "The name is quite long..." The words just fell.
"Bang!!!" All three throwing knives exploded.
Ximen Chuixue: "..."
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
The butler stared at Pineapple Fuxue with wide eyes, "You..."
Lu Xiaofeng couldn't bear to cover his eyes, this scene is so familiar! !
Pineapple Fuuxue took his fallen body very considerately, and said: "Ah... old man, don't beat and kill at every turn. Fortunately, my knife will not harm the human body ╮( ̄▽ ̄") ╭”
Pineapple Chuuxue took the unconscious butler off the roof, Ximen Chuuxue asked the butler to take care of him with a cold face, and suddenly asked, "Where is Orange Liuxiang?"
Pineapple Chuuxue said: "Ang?"
Ximen Chuuxue didn't answer his doubts, but instead said: "Ye Gucheng is far away overseas, but Orange Liuxiang is in the Central Plains."
Pineapple Fuxue nodded half-understanding, and said, "Do you want to find him?"
Ximen Chuixue said: "He should be able to fight me."
Pineapple Fuxue was taken aback, and said, "You...you...do you want to fight him?"
Ximen Chuuxue nodded and said, "You are not proficient in this move, but he is different."
Pineapple Fuxue twitched the corners of her mouth, and with the skill of that three-legged cat, Cheng Liuxiang, let alone facing Ximen Fuxue, even a small thief might die! !But...even if he couldn't find Orange Liuxiang, Ximen Chuuxue might not even be able to find it.
Pineapple Chuuxue rolled her eyes and said, "Then... so, are you willing to leave with me?"
Ximen Chuuxue frowned, but did not object, saying, "Five days later"
Pineapple Fubuki was slightly surprised, "Why did it take so long?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Isn't it...Ximen, you want to take a bath and fast for three days?"
Ximen Chuuxue looked on indifferently, but... acquiesced.Without looking back, he walked to another part of the villa.
Pineapple Chuuxue watched him go, and raised his footsteps. Lu Xiaofeng immediately grabbed Pineapple Chuuxue, who wanted to go with Ximen Chuuxue, and said, "Honestly, how is Cheng Liuxiang's martial arts?"
Pineapple Fubuki showed a tangled expression: "Uh... this is a bit hard to describe."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Whatever you want to describe it."
Pineapple Chuuxue said: "Well... Cheng Liuxiang once said that he is absolutely not afraid of spending 20 or 30 years of effort to practice the Flying Immortal. No matter what, he must become a great hero praised by everyone."
Lu Xiaofeng raised his eyebrows, and said: "With such perseverance and ambition, then he is not bad."
Pineapple Chuuxue said: "But..." He paused before continuing, "Shangguan Ziyi said that a salted fish, even if it takes another 20 years, it will still be a...salted fish."
Lu Xiaofeng: "Salted fish?" (⊙_⊙) Is our current topic related to seafood?
Pineapple Fuxue said: "Because... Orange Liuxiang is that salted fish, you know." ←←
Lu Xiaofeng: "...I understand." ←←
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Pineapple Fubuki: (* ̄︶ ̄) y Orange Liuxiang is that salted fish.
Orange Liuxiang: Aww~~, Pineapple Fuxue, you ruined my reputation!Heaven - outside - Feixian! ~
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(~ ̄▽ ̄)~
☆, a small pill
Ximen Chuuxue followed Pineapple Chuuxue to the south, and Wanmei Villa was in the north, so in order to procrastinate for a longer period of time, Pineapple Chuuxue went south.
During this period, Pineapple Chuuxue was very attentive to Ximen Chuuxue, so attentive...
"Xiaoxi, are you hungry?"
"Xiaoxi, are you thirsty?"
"Xiaoxi, does it look swollen if I fan you?"
"Xiaoxi, let me ride a horse with you~~"
"Xiaoxi, let me help you take a bath~~"
Ximen Chuuxue said coldly: "...No need."
Pineapple Fuxue's swordsmanship is very strange, but the swordsmanship is not very good, but he can make many things that are contrary to common sense, such as the blasting knife. Ximen Fuxue has lived under special training since he was a child, but he never knew that knives can explode. And Pineapple Fubuki's knife is even made of iron. When Chuuxue was holding the Akasaka Sword, the sword energy was so strong. If he hadn't known his second-hand level, Ximen Chuuxue would have thought that Pineapple Chuuxue was an unborn master...maybe a...money-loving master?
Two months later, Ximen Chuuxue frowned, watching Pineapple Chuuxue chasing a masked man in black to the edge of the cliff.
"Hey!! You dare to follow me, you won't leave without leaving money!!" Pineapple Fuxue jumped in front of the man in black. The man in black was covered with only his eyes, stopped and waited by the edge of the cliff Pineapple blowing snow, laughing strangely.
Pineapple Chuuxue looked at him, with the sword in his hand, and suddenly frowned, and said, "Why do I think you look so familiar?"
Ximen Chuuxue clenched the hilt of the sword tightly, but looked at the man in black with serious eyes, as if there was something in his eyes, and he was not ready to make a move.
The man in black let out a strange laugh again, and said in a hoarse voice inexplicably: "I have heard that the sword god loves money as much as his life, and apart from money, there are very few things that can catch your eyes. Can the ten-thousand tael bank note buy your life?" The man in black raised his hand, and the two 1 tael silver notes in his hand floated down the cliff.This headless opening statement is really insulting.
But... Pineapple Chuuxue saw the banknote, immediately took three steps to take off, jumped high with star-eyed eyes, grabbed the money and stuffed it into his arms, and then...
fall down--
"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Ximen Chuuxue grabbed Pineapple Chuuxue, and thrust the scabbard into the ground a foot deep with the strength of his other hand, lest he would be taken down too. Pineapple Chuuxue was only caught with one hand, and his joints felt like they were about to dislocate.
Pineapple Chuuxue was swinging on the cliff, she couldn't help looking at Ximen Chuuxue with tears in her eyes, "Xiaoxi, you must not let go, I like you so much, and I can make money with you, we have a revolutionary friendship You must not let go! I am so handsome, what a pity to die!"
Ximen Chuixue: "..."
The man in black came to the side of Ximen Chuuxue, ignored Pineapple Fuuxue's even more frightened expression, and said, "You don't want him to die?"
Ximen Chuuxue frowned, and said lightly, "Don't worry about my affairs."
The black-clothed man Jie Jie let out a low laugh, and said: "I think he's showing courtesy to you along the way, isn't it because of Long Yang's favor? If you still want him to lead the way, let me eunuch him first."
The man in black said, but he just picked up a stone from the ground and threw it at Pineapple Chuuxue. Pineapple Chuuxue tried his best to sway to the side to avoid the stone.
The man in black narrowed his eyes, "How dare you hide?"
Pineapple Fuxue said loudly: "You are stupid! Those who don't hide are fools!"
The man in black chuckled, picked up a bigger stone and threw it on his head.
Pineapple Chuuxue shook it a few times and cursed a few times. When she saw the malicious eyes of the man in black, she suddenly realized: "Ah!! I got it! You are the housekeeper!! The one who lost to me in the competition Fuck! Do you want to be so revengeful? I just beat you in a contest, why bother?!"
The man in black had a flash of light in his eyes, and said: "I didn't expect you to be able to see it, it seems that I can't keep you..." He raised his hand slightly, and there seemed to be a visible chill in his palm, and he weighed it to see the pineapple blowing snow, as if I was looking at where it would be better to hit Pineapple Fuxue.
Pineapple Chuuxue's alarm system sounded immediately, he gritted his teeth, took out a copper coin with the smallest face value from his bosom with his free hand, and threw it on the shore, then his eyes were blazing, and he was almost pulling up Relying on the strength of Ximen Chuuxue's grip on his wrist, he went up the cliff and put the copper plate back into his arms very quickly.
Ximen Chuixue: "..."
Man in black:"……"
Pineapple Fuxue held the Akasaka Sword in his hand and watched the man in black vigilantly.
All kinds of lights flickered in the eyes of the man in black, "Interesting...Interesting..." There seemed to be a layer of fog on his body, and his aura overwhelmingly pressed against Pineapple Fuxue. Pineapple Chuuxue felt chest tightness, shortness of breath, dizziness, but still held on. Stare at the man in black - he still has money in his arms!You must not faint and let him take it back!
Ximen Chuuxue said coldly with displeasure: "You said you would not interfere with my affairs."
The man in black squinted his eyes, and said, "But he's a man." Pineapple Chuuxue's level of hospitality to Ximen Chuuxue moved even a bystander. He will not take the first step on his own initiative, but it is easier to cast his eyes on the person who gave his heart to him first—that is, the person who chased him back.Although Ximen Chuuxue doesn't like Pineapple Chuuxue because he is a man and he doesn't respect swords, but he is afraid of anything if not ten thousand.The man in black knew very well that if Pineapple Fuxue survived for a while, high-ranking people like them would actually be most likely to be moved by such a person, not to mention that Pineapple Chuuxue is not ugly in itself, and there are many mysteries about him that people want to find out.
Such a person is too dangerous, at least for Ximen Chuuxue.Pineapple Chuuxue was the first person to "defeat" Ximen Chuuxue, and also the first person who only admired his money but not his swordsmanship, and was the first person to kiss him... In Ximen Chuuxue's heart, Pineapple Chuuxue is not even in image Well, it is already very special, plus he has such secrets, people want to explore him, and he is so courteous, this is really too dangerous!
Ximen Chuuxue has never been close to women since he was a child, who knows if he actually likes men, but dare not tell him?
Ximen Chuuxue understood what he meant, and frowned, "You think too much." Pineapple Chuuxue was only 14 years old, not to mention that he didn't like men, even if he did, he wouldn't like such a young man.
The man in black just laughed, and said: "You know, I don't like things that are out of control. If there is something that insists on getting out of control, something inappropriate will happen in the future, so I have no choice but to erase it first."
Ximen Chuixue said: "He knows where Cheng Liuxiang is. Now, no."
The man in black raised his eyebrows and said, "Do you believe it?"
Ximen Chuuxue frowned.
At this time, Pineapple Chuuxue had fully realized that the two of them knew each other. He rolled his eyes, and suddenly he let out a "ha" and threw a throwing knife, and the man in black immediately knocked it down with a stone. In an instant, the flying knife exploded, filling the air with smoke.
Pineapple Chuuxue took out two pills from his arms, took one for himself, and handed one to Ximen Chuuxue.
The man in black came over to snatch it calmly, but before walking halfway, he staggered and fell down, knocking Ximen Chuixue and Pineapple Chuuxue off the cliff.
The throwing knife that Pineapple Chuuxue brought out was very drugged. Even with Ximen Chuuxue's concentration, he could barely catch the falling Pineapple Chuuxue, and hit the cliff to slow down the falling speed. The medical skills can be said to be profound, but he couldn't taste how Pineapple Fuxue's medicine was made, and the medicine in his mouth was not strong, but he didn't expect that Pineapple Fuyuki would make another move in the pill. that is……
When Ximen Chuuxue and Pineapple Chuuxue came out of the pool under the cliff, Ximen Chuuxue realized that he was hot all over.Even if he didn't taste any problem with the medicine, he now knew there was a problem.
Thinking about what the man in black said before, Ximen Chuuxue's face darkened, and he drew his sword to kill Pineapple Chuuxue on the spot. He didn't care about accidental injury or other things, but he would never let anyone set it up!Even if it was the man in black who designed him, or the pineapple blowing snow...
The author has something to say: Little Theater
Pineapple Fuxue: "Xiaoxi, you must not let go, I like you so much, and I can earn money with you, we have a revolutionary friendship! You must not let go! I am so handsome, how dead I am!" pity!"
Ximen Chuixue: "..."
I didn't want to relax at first, but now I suddenly want to relax. ▼ ▼
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☆、Would you like to be my queen?
When Ximen Chuuxue was about to draw his sword, Pineapple Chuuxue felt very hot, so he plunged into the water suddenly, trying to cool off, and when he came up, he had already hit a stone on the edge of the pool and passed out.
Ximen Chuuxue looked at Pineapple Chuuxue who was half in the water and half on the shore in the distance, paused for a moment, then ignored him who was no longer a threat, and sat down cross-legged to adjust his breath.Ordinary medicines have the effect of sweeping pleasure|sensation wave after wave, but this medicine increases the heat and anxiety little by little...
When Pineapple Chuuxue woke up, he saw Ximen Chuuxue on the shore meditating with half-wet clothes, his face flushed. Pineapple Chuuxue shook his head and realized that he was also very hot, so he wanted to find the medicine from his bosom to check whether it was What's the problem - obviously there will be no problem.
Pineapple Chuuxue found a small bottle and found that the medicine inside had been changed. Thinking of being knocked down by the man in black who was the housekeeper of Wanmei Villa, he couldn't help thinking, could it be——that person wanted to help him get rid of Ximen Chuuxue? ! (⊙_⊙)
Pineapple Chuuxue slowly swam to Ximen Chuuxue's side, walked ashore, saw him seriously meditating, and didn't dare to disturb him.
Pineapple Chuuxue began to watch Ximen Chuuxue carefully, um... If it was Xiaofang, he probably would have pounced on him directly, and now strikes, he is a hero! ~The hero saves the beauty, help with the antidote =L=.But...Pineapple Fuxue knows that although he likes beautiful women, but...cough cough cough, he is really not good at dealing with men. Orange Liuxiang is a stunning beauty dressed as a woman, but he is based on the principle that although the fat is not flowing Tian Ke, an outsider, has no moral reasons to attack his brother badly...only a few times he drools at him.
Pineapple Chuuxue was contemplating, but she had already watched Ximen Chuuxue start to swallow her saliva. The so-called good opportunity refers to the current situation, the time of day—the daytime, the right location—in the valley where there is no one, people and people—all have been drugged.Pineapple Chuuxue's breathing became short of breath. There is no doubt that Ximen Chuuxue is good-looking and wealthy. Most importantly... he is also a swordsman.
Pineapple Chuuxue held his face, almost rippling, who could be more worthy of him than Ximen Chuuxue? ˋ(°▽,°) slobbering...
At this time, Ximen Chuuxue had also discovered that the medicine was not an aphrodisiac at all, but a poison from the Western Demon Cult. It seemed that the man remembered his hatred of being put down by Pineapple Chixue, and replaced the pills on Pineapple Chuuxue with this.
Yan poison is not a real poison, it is just a means of tormenting people, making people feel like a fire all over the body, and it is a real burning pain. Even, the body temperature of Chinese medicine practitioners will not be high, but people will be like lukewarm water The frog in the garden is a little restless and unbearable.
After Ximen Chuuxue knew what the poison was, he didn't have any worries at all. This kind of poison only affects people's spirit and makes people hallucinate, but for him, it doesn't have much use - except that he can't use internal force to resist, once he uses it, he can't resist it. The internal breath resists, and the internal breath moves forward along the meridian, so the toxin will affect the nerves more.
When Ximen Chuuxue opened his eyes, he saw Pineapple Chuuxue looking at him obsessively.
Ximen Chuixue: "..."
When Pineapple Fuxue saw him open his eyes, the little mouse in his heart crawled more cheerfully and itched more and more. He tried his best to cover up his obsessed expression, and said, "Did you take X drug?"
Ximen Chuuxue frowned fiercely.
Pineapple Chuuxue said: "Actually... ahem... I seem to have been drugged too, why don't we... make do with it?" He said shyly, then looked at Ximen Chuuxue with shining eyes.
Ximen Chuuxue knew that this kind of medicine mainly affects the mind, if Pineapple Chuuxue really believed that it was a pornographic medicine, it would also become a pornographic medicine if it didn't keep the properties of the poison.
Ximen Chuuxue made a decisive decision, immediately picked up the pineapple and threw it into the water.
"thump--"
"Pfft! Cough cough cough..." Pineapple Fuxue was frightened by the water spreading above her head, and struggled to climb up from the pool.Ximen Chuuxue waited for him to climb up, then picked him up and threw him back into the pool.
Pineapple Chuuxue choked on a few sips of water, closed his eyes and slapped the surface of the water, coughing non-stop, "Wow, cough... um... what are you doing!"
Ximen Chuuxue said coldly: "Let you wake up."
Pineapple Chuuxue shook his head hard, and said: "I... I'm sober, I don't need to clean up..." Pineapple Chuuxue climbed up to the bank again, and Ximen Chuuxue threw him into the water again. Thumping and staring at him.
Ximen Chuuxue glanced at him indifferently, then walked towards the other direction in the dense valley without looking back, of course he was going to find the way to the valley.
Pineapple Chuuxue moved ashore, lay down with difficulty on the spot where Ximen Chuuxue sat just now, humming weakly.
This x medicine is so strange... Pineapple Fuxue frowned, but he couldn't get up to find Ximen Chuuxue. He thought, what should he do when the x medicine has the properties and burns himself, he has never done it before. I have been poisoned by x-drugs, but I also know what will happen after taking x-drugs by secretly reading the picture book.
Pineapple Chuuxue was blindfolded, and began to imitate Ximen Chuuxue's infinite shyness, and took the initiative to ask him
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