[Three Kingdoms] What's wrong with wearing a fan game?

Lu Shaoyu felt a chill on his back while he was half asleep and half awake, and opened his eyes cleverly.

I was stunned in an instant, motherfucker!Labor and management just took a nap at home, why did they travel to the virgin forest in a blink of an eye? ! !As a dead house, he has a house, money, a computer, and a cute younger sister who is so cute.The labor and capital do not meet the basic requirements of time travelers, okay?Throw the table!Isn't the so-called time-travel and rebirth a halo of struggle prepared for those hard-working teenagers, life losers, and emotionally frustrated waste materials?

As a gaming nerd with a full happiness index, Lu Shaoyu said that labor and management don't need such benefits at all, okay?Who knows that in the ancient times when birds did not lay eggs, was there papyrus in the toilet? !Labor and management don't want to use leaves to clean their butts, okay? !

Just as Lu Shaoyu was complaining frantically in his heart, a cold mechanical voice sounded from his head without warning.

The host regains consciousness, and the game brain is starting up.The system number is APTX-4869, and the system defaults to the Girl's Art of War.In a spiritual connection inquiry: "Does the host Lu Shaoyu—a 20-year-old male agree to synchronize brain domains and openly share mental fluctuations?"

Lu Shaoyu was in Sparta the moment the system sounded.Time travel is fine, as a traveler, it is necessary to have a golden finger, even if it is not full of luck and force points, at least you should have a portable space, okay?What is wrong with this weird system that is left in a corner and no one knows about it! !

Not only does it not have the high-end vision of future technology, but it also bears the number of the shrinking medicine in the comics of a certain humanoid weapon!Isn't the sincerity on the labor booth an outdated product that no one wants?Obviously scanning labor and capital is a man with a handle, and he named himself the Girl's Art of War. Isn't this really mentally retarded and the program is garbled, fall! !

Maybe this product is also written by the technical brother of Jiangjiang Literature City?Labor and management should not try the 1000 million twitching methods that the black hole suffers from! !fall!Who wants to connect with this kind of cheating system that sounds very strange and unreliable! !Labor and capital must not be shaking M!

However, the otaku Lu Shaoyu's internal complaints have obviously been ignored by the system.

The system acquiesced that Lu Shaoyu chose to agree without even repeating the question!That's right, as a system with the second disease, there is no need to ask the host's wishes at all.I must be a three-good boy who is loved by everyone, and the flowers bloom when the flowers are blooming, okay?There is no need to hesitate to sign a contract with a high-end and atmospheric game system like mine, it will be liked every minute, properly!

The player selects the initial setting by default, and enters the game time and space for the first time.Players are asked to choose an object to attack.

Question [-]: May I ask the host, what is the age of your ideal love partner?

bigger than yourself

smaller than yourself

All of the above

Lu Shaoyu tilted his head and thought for a while, thinking that since he has traveled through time, he must not be able to choose the same type as his sister in reality!Otherwise, wouldn't there be no benefits at all?The ideal object must be a mature, glamorous, seductive and enchanting sister Yu, okay?So Lu Shaoyu silently clenched his fist and chose A

Question [-]: May I ask the host, what is your ideal love partner personality?

dependable person

a melancholy person

cheerful and reassuring person

No requirement, all of the above

As a professional gaming geek, Lu Shaoyu smiled silently.As a professional player who has been at the top of the rankings in various development games all year round, at this time, he must choose to be bright and reassuring.Otherwise, if the target of the attack is a sleazy princess, in this ancient times where there is nothing but black eyes, then the precipice will suffer!I still don't know what kind of moths will come out, maybe I will accidentally play BadEnding, okay?Thinking about it is very cruel! !

The God of time travel really still loves me!As a game nerd, if you want to use the system to perfectly capture all the game objects, then there is no pressure at all, and you can play the hidden happy ending properly.

Lu Shaoyu instantly felt that his passionate (false) silly (true) game soul had awakened.He chose C without hesitation

Compared to sick lolis who turn black at every turn, is a hearty and caring big sister my real favorite?Maybe, there is still a chance to bury my chest for comfort, it couldn't be more comfortable.

After the player's initial selection, the target of the attack is decided - Zhang Fei.

Lu Shaoyu's eyes darkened and he fainted instantly:

Damn, what about the mature, glamorous and seductive big-boob girl that you promised?What about the promised confidant Virgin Mary?Labor and management don't want Erque's stupid black long straight real man!Suddenly something is wrong!Pit father ah! !Author, your character is broken, does your family know?What kind of game did labor and capital travel to?Labor and management really don't like a burly guy who sleeps without closing his eyes!

Bloody face!System guide, do you dare to cheat a little more?Are you sure that you really didn't come from the handwriting of the cheating technical brother in Jiangjiang Literature City?Maybe it's the program code written while masturbating, can't it be more brutal! !

"The host's spirit fluctuates too much and his emotions are agitated. Please keep calm, walk into the depths of the forest, and choose the fork in life rationally. No matter what situation you encounter, please firmly believe that the system APTX-4869 is always by your side, never Go far away." A Xiaobai system finally finished reading the prompt with a stern voice, and silently clenched his fists to give himself a thumbs up!

The system in infancy can't afford to be hurt!It doesn't take too much effort to pretend that the voice is soft, waxy and silly.Brothers assholes, let you look down on me, I can definitely send the first player in my life to the perfect ending professionally, and getting all five-star praise is a must.Maybe he can be selected as the outstanding employee of the year by the headquarters?You can independently gain the trust of the host before you are an adult, just think about it and you can't help but burst into tears! !

Lu Shaoyu, who was in despair, woke up instantly when he heard the system beep.From the perspective of a professional game player, the so-called fork in life must be a reminder of hidden events.As an otaku who has devoted himself to developing games for 20 years, he must not be afraid of difficulties and find out the hidden plot and pasting system every minute! !

As the saying goes, games have abused me thousands of times, and I treat games like first love.As an excellent representative of the otaku world, as the protagonist of time-traveling novels, I must have a crystal-clear and clear heart, okay?Otherwise, how can we overthrow the villain and become the savior smoothly!It's not a problem at all to choose the wrong target for the strategy!Thinking of this, Lu Shaoyu swept away the depression just now, got up from the ground energetically, and strode forward.

Looking at the dark red arrows shining with fluorescent lights on the ground, Lu Shaoyu was very satisfied—labor and capital were indeed the winners in life who were favored by the God of Time Traveling with golden fingers!There are no problems in the deep mountains, old forests, wilderness or anything!As soon as the protagonist's halo comes out, he must be aggressive to test for leaks, which is more reliable than a compass! , that's right, as a cool and domineering protagonist, I must be so temperamental that I can get out of the maze in minutes!

However, the ideal is so full, but the reality is always skinny.After Lu Shaoyu walked for an hour full of fighting spirit, his hands and feet were weak, and his whole body was limp into a ball of mud!Throw the table! !What is going on with the feeling of distance in this era!Laozi has been walking for an entire hour according to the strategy instructions, let alone a human being, why Laozi didn’t even see a Piao, it’s just cruel!You can't afford to hurt the stupid and cute body of the game nerd, how are you doing, the athletically incompetent star?

Just when Lu Shaoyu became irritable and was about to call the system to give him a bad review.An ethereal voice suddenly came from the depths of the forest: "Young man, what is your name?"

As soon as this voice appeared, Lu Shaoyu was immediately scared to pee.Sitting on the ground in horror, he muttered: "God bless you, I was just unintentional just now, and I was not expecting anything, Ah Piao. Isn't this a fan game with the background of the Three Kingdoms era? How come in a blink of an eye? Just skip the set and become a horror novel! Isn’t this unscientific?”

"Ignorant child! Report your name quickly." The voice from the void suddenly became severe, and Lu Shaoyu's legs and feet softened, and he returned tremblingly: "My name is Lu Shaoyu, I am 20 years old this year, a fresh graduate of Jiangjiang University, and my current occupation It’s the little pink writer of Stallion Chinese.com.”

The system found that Lu Shaoyu was babbling incoherently from fright, and quickly interrupted him: "The host does not need to panic, please calmly talk to the guide, and choose the correct and bright path of life."

Lu Shaoyu was shocked, and asked the air in front of him loudly: "Who are you?"

A cold reply quickly came from the void: "I am the guide, what confusion is in your heart?"

With the help of the system, Lu Shaoyu has calmed down, and he began to complain habitually in his heart: "Damn, is it okay to pretend to be so lifelike as a guide from Xinshou Village? The reputation of the big devil is crying! By a novice Compared with the nameless guides in the village, it really couldn't be more miserable!"

Seeing that Lu Shaoyu did not answer, the guide in the void simply repeated the question in a good-tempered manner: "I am the guide, what confusion is in your heart?"

Lu Shaoyu regained his balance in an instant. He was indeed just a low-level novice village guide. He would only say this sentence over and over again when the task was not triggered. Obviously the programmer was being lazy, okay?Thinking of this, Lu Shaoyu suddenly decided to tease the faceless guide, so he deliberately chose a question that he thought was very difficult-the reason for his time travel.

Lu Shaoyu pretended to think for a while before asking the question with a smirk: "Where is this place, and why did I come here? I was just lying on my big bed at home and taking a nap."

"This place is in the deep mountains of Jingzhou City. You are the reader and the author. Your battle history is written on the white ground. After reading all the books, it is the end." The guide who was hidden in the dark did not appear , just uttered a baffling and difficult answer, and Lu Shaoyu, an otaku with a background in science, was hit in an instant, his blood tank was emptied, and he was speechless.

Seeing that Lu Shaoyu hadn't moved for such a long time, the system could only gritted his teeth and reminded again: "Host, please hurry up and talk to the guide, and choose the correct and bright path of life."

Lu Shaoyu's mind roared, and he subconsciously repeated: "What kind of path is correct and bright?"

Finally, there was a hint of joy in the guiding voice, and the pleasant voice flowed out like a clear spring in the mountains: "Since you came here with doubts, how about exploring it yourself?"

After choosing the wrong strategy characters and being hit by emptying the blood tank for being clever, Lu Shaoyu flinched a little, and he replied with some uncertainty: "If possible, I still want to go back to the original place. In ancient times or something, for a person who left the computer or something For a technical geek who doesn't even know it, it's really terrible." Lu Shaoyu said while scanning the mobile phone with no signal in his hand with a gloomy face, his voice was a little low.

"I don't know the way back." The guide's answer was very straightforward.

Lu Shaoyu understood that the programmer would not give the guide any functions other than the game, so he calmly asked: "Since I can't turn back, how about you tell me the direction to go?"

"Turn your back on the crooked neck tree and go straight ahead. Until the intersection of the mountain road, a man named Xuande will decide your fate. After Xuande appears, you claim to be Kongming's emissary and tell him that Kongming is not there Here. I am Kong Ming, and I will show you the way." The voice of the guide returned to the coldness and indifference when they first met.

Lu Shaoyu was astonished in his heart, and almost exclaimed that the guide he had been complaining about all the time was actually the thickest thigh in the entire Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Kongming! !The blood belonging to the otaku was ignited again.He politely thanked the source of the voice, and then quickly walked towards the direction Kong Ming indicated.