[Three Kingdoms] What's wrong with wearing a fan game?
Chapter 10 The Insane Good Guy Card
There is such a versatile stalk as a good person card, so the precipice of labor and capital crossing is a love game.Regardless of whether it is a small fresh and normal orientation, or a [-]-ban ban orientation, sending out good people cards is a traditional program that has been tried and tested.The only difference is that in the small and fresh game type, the rejected young talent, loyal dog, black-bellied brother, and gentle teacher will end up with tears in their eyes or blessings from the Holy Father or the white lotus. The protagonist and his true love Can continue to play happily.
In the erotic [-] ban games, the risk of distributing good guy cards will be greatly increased.A sickly girl can turn black into a perverted murderer at any time, a black belly can evolve into a ghost animal in minutes, and captivity and bondage can happen at any time.Even if it's just all kinds of secondary illnesses with full-level Su halos, after being issued a good person card, they may destroy the world frantically. It's so dangerous that I can't bear to look directly at it! ! !
But fortunately, as an excellent representative of the game geek group, the skill of labor and management in distributing good person cards is full level.You ask why a socially handicapped person who hasn't touched the hands of the opposite sex for 20 years has full skills in issuing good cards?The answer, of course, is that Laozi has a cute younger sister who is so cute that it makes nosebleeds, and Laozi's younger sister is also a real-brother.
In schools/clubs/convenience stores and even on the subway, you can meet good seniors/high-quality juniors from the Sunshine Sports Department/work-study white lotus/tram idiot cute loli, and they are frantically wholesale good person cards every day.As a brother-in-law, every time the good person card is issued, the younger sister has to throw herself into the arms of the boss and groan, so as to take the opportunity to refresh her daily life of eating brother's tofu.
So even if it was just passed on by word of mouth, the card issuing skills of labor and capital are definitely top-notch and professional, and it is very worthy of crazy praise as soon as it is said.For example, now, Guan Yunchangjun, a beauty with an oval face, just asked: "I don't know what Shaoyu thinks about Xuandejun".
A certain nerd recalled the situation when his sister issued a card to the loyal dog man, and happily copied it: "He is a very good person, as kind as a brother."
"Is that all?" The oval-faced beauty frowned slightly, as if slightly disappointed when she heard Lu Shaoyu's answer.
Damn! !What else can I say?Can labor and capital still speak their true words?In fact, labor and management have already overwhelmed their favorability for your personality and personality. Do you want to rush up and lift Xuande Jun's clothes to see eight-pack abs and mermaid lines every minute?For the personal safety of labor and capital, that must not be possible.
"Love is precious, but freedom is more expensive. If it is for life, both can be thrown away." That's right, as a three-good student who was born in the 21st century and has not been baptized by the red revolution, labor and management are so greedy for life and afraid of death! !It's just proud, and it doesn't embarrass the transmigrators who don't have the spirit of sacrifice at all.
Therefore, Lu Shaoyu pretended not to understand the deep meaning of Guan Yun's long words, and looked straight at his fair and delicate side face with puzzled eyes.Sure enough, the beauty with a high IQ instantly understood the connotation in Lu Shaoyu's eyes, and nodded lightly: "From your standpoint, it's understandable to think so."
Just when Lu Shaoyu had a paralyzed face and didn't know how to continue.A suddenly refreshed maid came to the rescue with a tea tray.Good job Mr. System! !It is worthy of the level of core computing ability with a humanoid weapon!
"Excuse me, my servant is here to serve tea."
"Give it to Shaoyu, I don't want to drink." Guan Yunchang still looked noble and glamorous in front of unfamiliar outsiders, just like a crystal clear snow lotus on the snow-capped Tianshan Mountains.It's just that labor and management don't know whether the core of this snow lotus flower is pure black after it is cut.
At this time, as a good boy with five words and four beauties, the otaku gentleman with a paralyzed face must hypocritically reject it.That's right, the script style of this game is so changeable, even the master of the strategy will always change the style of painting, for example, at this time, it is properly the turn of the girlish style to counterattack.
"Ah, how about this? I'm the only one drinking it?" Lu Shaoyu lowered his eyebrows and read out the dialogue on the system prompt light curtain.The sadness in my heart flowed upstream in an instant.This kind of behavior of deliberately leaving space to increase the favorability of non-raider targets is simply killing you! !
The oval-faced ghostly beauty with a self-contained tsundere attribute might fall in love and hate every minute because of this, okay?Maybe you will think about it further, and then you will get your body even if you can't get your feelings, which is a dangerous brain-filling behavior, okay?Please let go of the naive system that focuses on self-defeating! !The hearts of professional players are crying! !There is a pig teammate who focuses on dragging his feet for 1 years, how broken! !If you don't die, you won't die! !Is this the rhythm of forcing labor and capital to start over?
"It's just for you." Sure enough, there was a faint smile on the lips of the oval-faced beauty.
Lu Shaoyu only felt the cold wind sweeping through the air, and he was scared instantly.At this time, you must not talk casually, maybe if you are not careful, you will encounter some delicate and sensitive nerves that will stimulate the souls of real ghosts and animals, okay?This seemingly declarative tone couldn't be more dangerous, okay?Don't you think that labor and management don't know that you, an awkward and arrogant person, are actually seeking praise?At this time, you have to step on the G-spot instantly so as not to be BadEnding! !Labor and capital are professional game experts, okay? It couldn't be easier to resolve this kind of danger that is not dangerous! !
An otaku calmly raised the celadon teacup on the side of the desk, and said in a very calm voice, "Then, I will drink it first as a courtesy."
However, as soon as the tea rolled into his throat, Lu Shaoyu's facial shell cracked in minutes, his entire facial features were kneaded together, his eyebrows and eyes were curved into a thin moon, and he smiled happily: "This tea is so sweet!"
"Honey is dissolved in the tea, Shaoyu, do you like sweets?" Lu Shaoyu's undisguised joy also infected Guan Yunchang, and his tone was a little softer.
"That's right, I've always liked sweets very much." Although a certain otaku was still smiling, the villain in his heart was already in a mess: Damn it! !How can Laozi be so unprofessional, he reveals his foodie nature every minute, as a real seven-foot man, Laozi is actually a die-hard sweet tooth! !How could such a shameful thing be said directly! !I am so regretful that I want to do seppuku! !Will labor and capital really not be misunderstood as a sissy because of this hobby?As a player who carries the Golden Finger of the God of Time Traveling with him, this is really too damaging to the image! !Stupid and cute system, please restart the file reading, and return my calm and paralyzed shell! ! !
"Now that you're in good spirits, let's review the question while drinking tea." The ghostly beauty pursed her lips and quickly changed the subject.Although a certain otaku felt that this transition was a little blunt, he still raised his hands and feet to cooperate with him.It's just a review of the history test papers for junior high school students. As a post-20s who has been concentrating on exams for [-] years, labor and management have no pressure at all, okay?Is it more terrifying than the college entrance examination?That must not be possible! !
Is it really dangerous to be entangled in the personal preferences of labor and management all the time?Maybe there will be some flaws accidentally leaked to let the ghost beast know that labor and capital actually like Da-bo-mei very much?Mentioning a woman in a game that can only attack men, there is no more straightforward act of death than this.
As a professional game player, labor and management must not be able to make such low-level mistakes, okay?Although there were a lot of complaints about reviewing junior high school historical knowledge, labor and management restrained it with their mountain-like firm will.The otaku who transformed into a real movie king in a second is definitely going to like him like crazy! !Is whipping a candy another standard configuration of Queen's skills?I understand! !
"You are all here. I'm sorry Shaoyu, I kept you waiting." Just as Lu Shaoyu was about to pretend to review and then secretly colluded with the system to confess, the loyal dog Xuande unexpectedly pushed open the door and walked in. The tone is still deep, sexy and gentle, the real voice control facial paralysis (false) stupid and cute (true) Lu Shaoyu instantly emptied the blood tank and was instantly killed! !
My loyal dog, how can you be so perfect, from body to voice, it is so fascinating and irresistible.The biggest tragedy in life is seeing a strategy target with overwhelming favorability, but having to give up because of a cheating multiple-choice question! !The farthest distance in the world is when I stand in front of you, but I can't attack you! ! !
From now on, labor and capital will no longer despise spoilers! !If Laozi can be spoiled in advance, knowing that Liu Xuande is such a perfect, gentle and *full strategy target, Laozi will definitely fall into your arms every minute! !Even if I have to give up the greatest longing in my heart - big!Wave!sister!No hesitation! !Even if you can't bury your chest, you can definitely touch the cute eight-pack abs, okay?It's just a fantasy, and I almost shed tears of satisfaction! !
The true loyal dog, tall, rich, handsome and sexy Emperor Liu Xuande, you must wait for my second episode! !Every cell in my body is already screaming that I can't wait! !
"Has Mr. Xuande settled all the matters to be dealt with?" Even if he can't directly confess his true love because of the cheating system strategy, Lu Shaoyu will never miss the opportunity to say a few more words without affecting the plot.
Liu Xuande nodded slightly: "Yes, Shaoyu, I have someone I want to introduce to you."
Originally, a certain otaku was still looking forward to——I have something to tell you alone, and then the bloody and illogical god who was successfully confessed unfolded.Unexpectedly, the moment Xuande Jun opened his mouth, he wanted to push himself into the arms of other people with his own hands. For a moment, Lu Shaoyu, who was too far behind, had a slightly dull expression: "Who are you introducing?"
In the erotic [-] ban games, the risk of distributing good guy cards will be greatly increased.A sickly girl can turn black into a perverted murderer at any time, a black belly can evolve into a ghost animal in minutes, and captivity and bondage can happen at any time.Even if it's just all kinds of secondary illnesses with full-level Su halos, after being issued a good person card, they may destroy the world frantically. It's so dangerous that I can't bear to look directly at it! ! !
But fortunately, as an excellent representative of the game geek group, the skill of labor and management in distributing good person cards is full level.You ask why a socially handicapped person who hasn't touched the hands of the opposite sex for 20 years has full skills in issuing good cards?The answer, of course, is that Laozi has a cute younger sister who is so cute that it makes nosebleeds, and Laozi's younger sister is also a real-brother.
In schools/clubs/convenience stores and even on the subway, you can meet good seniors/high-quality juniors from the Sunshine Sports Department/work-study white lotus/tram idiot cute loli, and they are frantically wholesale good person cards every day.As a brother-in-law, every time the good person card is issued, the younger sister has to throw herself into the arms of the boss and groan, so as to take the opportunity to refresh her daily life of eating brother's tofu.
So even if it was just passed on by word of mouth, the card issuing skills of labor and capital are definitely top-notch and professional, and it is very worthy of crazy praise as soon as it is said.For example, now, Guan Yunchangjun, a beauty with an oval face, just asked: "I don't know what Shaoyu thinks about Xuandejun".
A certain nerd recalled the situation when his sister issued a card to the loyal dog man, and happily copied it: "He is a very good person, as kind as a brother."
"Is that all?" The oval-faced beauty frowned slightly, as if slightly disappointed when she heard Lu Shaoyu's answer.
Damn! !What else can I say?Can labor and capital still speak their true words?In fact, labor and management have already overwhelmed their favorability for your personality and personality. Do you want to rush up and lift Xuande Jun's clothes to see eight-pack abs and mermaid lines every minute?For the personal safety of labor and capital, that must not be possible.
"Love is precious, but freedom is more expensive. If it is for life, both can be thrown away." That's right, as a three-good student who was born in the 21st century and has not been baptized by the red revolution, labor and management are so greedy for life and afraid of death! !It's just proud, and it doesn't embarrass the transmigrators who don't have the spirit of sacrifice at all.
Therefore, Lu Shaoyu pretended not to understand the deep meaning of Guan Yun's long words, and looked straight at his fair and delicate side face with puzzled eyes.Sure enough, the beauty with a high IQ instantly understood the connotation in Lu Shaoyu's eyes, and nodded lightly: "From your standpoint, it's understandable to think so."
Just when Lu Shaoyu had a paralyzed face and didn't know how to continue.A suddenly refreshed maid came to the rescue with a tea tray.Good job Mr. System! !It is worthy of the level of core computing ability with a humanoid weapon!
"Excuse me, my servant is here to serve tea."
"Give it to Shaoyu, I don't want to drink." Guan Yunchang still looked noble and glamorous in front of unfamiliar outsiders, just like a crystal clear snow lotus on the snow-capped Tianshan Mountains.It's just that labor and management don't know whether the core of this snow lotus flower is pure black after it is cut.
At this time, as a good boy with five words and four beauties, the otaku gentleman with a paralyzed face must hypocritically reject it.That's right, the script style of this game is so changeable, even the master of the strategy will always change the style of painting, for example, at this time, it is properly the turn of the girlish style to counterattack.
"Ah, how about this? I'm the only one drinking it?" Lu Shaoyu lowered his eyebrows and read out the dialogue on the system prompt light curtain.The sadness in my heart flowed upstream in an instant.This kind of behavior of deliberately leaving space to increase the favorability of non-raider targets is simply killing you! !
The oval-faced ghostly beauty with a self-contained tsundere attribute might fall in love and hate every minute because of this, okay?Maybe you will think about it further, and then you will get your body even if you can't get your feelings, which is a dangerous brain-filling behavior, okay?Please let go of the naive system that focuses on self-defeating! !The hearts of professional players are crying! !There is a pig teammate who focuses on dragging his feet for 1 years, how broken! !If you don't die, you won't die! !Is this the rhythm of forcing labor and capital to start over?
"It's just for you." Sure enough, there was a faint smile on the lips of the oval-faced beauty.
Lu Shaoyu only felt the cold wind sweeping through the air, and he was scared instantly.At this time, you must not talk casually, maybe if you are not careful, you will encounter some delicate and sensitive nerves that will stimulate the souls of real ghosts and animals, okay?This seemingly declarative tone couldn't be more dangerous, okay?Don't you think that labor and management don't know that you, an awkward and arrogant person, are actually seeking praise?At this time, you have to step on the G-spot instantly so as not to be BadEnding! !Labor and capital are professional game experts, okay? It couldn't be easier to resolve this kind of danger that is not dangerous! !
An otaku calmly raised the celadon teacup on the side of the desk, and said in a very calm voice, "Then, I will drink it first as a courtesy."
However, as soon as the tea rolled into his throat, Lu Shaoyu's facial shell cracked in minutes, his entire facial features were kneaded together, his eyebrows and eyes were curved into a thin moon, and he smiled happily: "This tea is so sweet!"
"Honey is dissolved in the tea, Shaoyu, do you like sweets?" Lu Shaoyu's undisguised joy also infected Guan Yunchang, and his tone was a little softer.
"That's right, I've always liked sweets very much." Although a certain otaku was still smiling, the villain in his heart was already in a mess: Damn it! !How can Laozi be so unprofessional, he reveals his foodie nature every minute, as a real seven-foot man, Laozi is actually a die-hard sweet tooth! !How could such a shameful thing be said directly! !I am so regretful that I want to do seppuku! !Will labor and capital really not be misunderstood as a sissy because of this hobby?As a player who carries the Golden Finger of the God of Time Traveling with him, this is really too damaging to the image! !Stupid and cute system, please restart the file reading, and return my calm and paralyzed shell! ! !
"Now that you're in good spirits, let's review the question while drinking tea." The ghostly beauty pursed her lips and quickly changed the subject.Although a certain otaku felt that this transition was a little blunt, he still raised his hands and feet to cooperate with him.It's just a review of the history test papers for junior high school students. As a post-20s who has been concentrating on exams for [-] years, labor and management have no pressure at all, okay?Is it more terrifying than the college entrance examination?That must not be possible! !
Is it really dangerous to be entangled in the personal preferences of labor and management all the time?Maybe there will be some flaws accidentally leaked to let the ghost beast know that labor and capital actually like Da-bo-mei very much?Mentioning a woman in a game that can only attack men, there is no more straightforward act of death than this.
As a professional game player, labor and management must not be able to make such low-level mistakes, okay?Although there were a lot of complaints about reviewing junior high school historical knowledge, labor and management restrained it with their mountain-like firm will.The otaku who transformed into a real movie king in a second is definitely going to like him like crazy! !Is whipping a candy another standard configuration of Queen's skills?I understand! !
"You are all here. I'm sorry Shaoyu, I kept you waiting." Just as Lu Shaoyu was about to pretend to review and then secretly colluded with the system to confess, the loyal dog Xuande unexpectedly pushed open the door and walked in. The tone is still deep, sexy and gentle, the real voice control facial paralysis (false) stupid and cute (true) Lu Shaoyu instantly emptied the blood tank and was instantly killed! !
My loyal dog, how can you be so perfect, from body to voice, it is so fascinating and irresistible.The biggest tragedy in life is seeing a strategy target with overwhelming favorability, but having to give up because of a cheating multiple-choice question! !The farthest distance in the world is when I stand in front of you, but I can't attack you! ! !
From now on, labor and capital will no longer despise spoilers! !If Laozi can be spoiled in advance, knowing that Liu Xuande is such a perfect, gentle and *full strategy target, Laozi will definitely fall into your arms every minute! !Even if I have to give up the greatest longing in my heart - big!Wave!sister!No hesitation! !Even if you can't bury your chest, you can definitely touch the cute eight-pack abs, okay?It's just a fantasy, and I almost shed tears of satisfaction! !
The true loyal dog, tall, rich, handsome and sexy Emperor Liu Xuande, you must wait for my second episode! !Every cell in my body is already screaming that I can't wait! !
"Has Mr. Xuande settled all the matters to be dealt with?" Even if he can't directly confess his true love because of the cheating system strategy, Lu Shaoyu will never miss the opportunity to say a few more words without affecting the plot.
Liu Xuande nodded slightly: "Yes, Shaoyu, I have someone I want to introduce to you."
Originally, a certain otaku was still looking forward to——I have something to tell you alone, and then the bloody and illogical god who was successfully confessed unfolded.Unexpectedly, the moment Xuande Jun opened his mouth, he wanted to push himself into the arms of other people with his own hands. For a moment, Lu Shaoyu, who was too far behind, had a slightly dull expression: "Who are you introducing?"
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